Warhammer: I don't want to be a stinky can! ! !

Chapter 826 [268.] Is this right? !
(Warning: slightly offensive, slightly restricted, avoid if you are uncomfortable)
“Is this right?!!!”

The darling of Slaanesh was screaming. The snake demon, who was standing tall, suddenly bent down, and the death light just brushed her scales, whistling and hitting the ground, splashing a dazzling explosion.

Beside her, [Vorx] kicked the tall Undead guard opposite him without saying a word. The warrior blessed by Khorne was extremely strong. Lady Psyche saw spider-web-like cracks appear on the Undead's skeleton.

"This... this is indeed something wrong!"

In the distance, Typhons' voice responded to Lady Psyche. Amid the hail of bullets, the distant WAAAAAGH sound was so abrupt.

"Why don't we just join up with the Empire's troops!"

Typhons shouted with all his might, and he threw a potion bottle suddenly. The bottle hit the ground, and a burst of acid mist splashed up in an instant. The Necrons surrounding Typhons seemed to be stuck. The full moon drawn by the sickle rose up, and Typhons ran towards the position of his two companions, panting.

"Why are there green skins?"

Typhons asked this question from the bottom of his heart. They have now entered the war zone led by the Silent King. Now in this war zone, the two Angrons are leading the Imperial Army to fight against the Necrons.

Due to the loss of the two Vulkan's flanks and Angron's strategic misjudgment, the two Angrons have unfortunately become a lone force deep in the Silent King's war zone.

But - what are those WAAAGH sounds for? !

This is the core war zone with extremely high intensity. How did those greenskins get in? !

"I feel those damn green orcs coming!!! - those damn idiots without genitals!!!"

Lady Psyche suddenly bent her body and covered her ears. The next moment, she let out a deafening high-pitched sound. The air seemed like a sudden wave of the sea, directly surging and crashing into the metal skeletons.

"They!! Are!! Really!! Too!! Noisy!!!"

Lady Psyche screamed, the way of Slaanesh gave her senses beyond everyone else's, which also made her somewhat disgusted with the greenskins' war cries. The greenskins were indeed a race that Slaanesh did not find very interesting, they only had the desire to fight, and the only way to torture them was to lock them up and not let them fight.

The pleasure brought by this kind of torture is too monotonous, so the greenskins will not be a delicacy on Slaanesh's table, but it is acceptable to taste them occasionally to relieve fatigue.

"Don't go."

[Vorx] answered sullenly. While he was continuously chopping down the Necrons, he suddenly turned around and glanced at the direction of the Empire's main battlefield.

Due to Vox's request, they had been avoiding the main imperial forces and quietly advancing from the edge of the war zone.

And now, on the battlefield where the war is most intense, the mountains seem to be moving, and the Titans that cover the sky are charging. They come from the Empire and are shrouded in a layer of brilliant golden light. Some powerful emotional resonance is inspiring every citizen of the Empire who is fighting.

On the other side of the battlefield, roars and laughter were everywhere. Chaos Titans with living decorative wetware hanging on them rushed directly towards the Underworld Casting Room as if seeking death. Vorx seemed to faintly hear the wild laughter from Angron. He saw that the Necrons who were close to the Chaos believers suddenly twitched in pain.

"I can't bear it anymore! I'm going to go and reminisce with the sensualist - I feel the Prince of Darkness's attention on me is decreasing!"

Lady Psyche suddenly pulled herself out of her chaotic ecstatic perception, she stuck out her long tongue and licked the corners of her mouth.

The Dark Prince must watch her, and she must gain the power from Slaanesh. Lady Psyche pursues power, and even more so, a glimpse from Slaanesh.

He had to watch her.

Lady Psyche stretched out her long snake-like tongue, hissing as she crawled towards the other side of the battlefield. Her power, which came from the same source as the Madman, would not provoke an attack from Angron's side. Typhons hesitated, turning his head to look at [Vox] from time to time, and then turning his head to look at Lady Psyche.

[Vox] said nothing, just swung his sickle and moved forward.

He didn't just want to fight, fighting to Hades' side, and falling into the River Styx after dying in battle was also an option.

Typhons was still hesitant. He wanted to leave with Lady Psyche, but if he left directly, Vox would be in danger.

At least Lady Psyche's life will not be in danger for the time being as she stays with the maniac.

But he had no choice, the opportunity was fleeting, because...

Your greenskins are coming!!! WAAAAAAGH!!!
"Bombs! Bombs! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!"

The roaring giant that spewed out countless long streams of smoke crashed into the battlefield with a bang, and Typhons felt like his eyes were staring straight at it -

It was like a flying continental plate, appearing directly above the battlefield.

So what?
Thick smoke billowing out like countless factory chimneys appeared from the greenskin floating continent, accompanied by countless greenskin boys grunting as they carried some kind of large explosive bomb and threw it directly from the edge of the continent.

"Hey?! What are you doing?! Aren't you killing bugs? Where are we?!"

The green-skinned Warboss scratched his head, smacked his lips, and grabbed the psychic boy beside his throne.

It's going to join up with WARLORD! Where is it going?!

The stench from the warboss's bloody mouth rushed straight into the psychic boy's face. The poor psychic boy shook his head frantically, fearing that he would be stuffed directly into the warboss's big mouth.

"Sit, coordinates - there's a problem, give me some time to adjust! I'll be at the designated location soon!"

"Then do it for me now!!!"

Warboss roared, spitting all over the psychic boy's face. He stood up and swung his power claws.

"It doesn't matter! I'll fight two of them! Just let us practice here!"

At the same time, the green-skinned continent that suddenly appeared on the flank of the battlefield immediately attracted everyone's attention. The underworld structure hummed, and after a moment of hesitation and discussion, the incomplete ring of cannons rotated and aimed -

Buzz! ! ! !

Countless green lights shot straight into the sky, cutting through the pitch-black darkness and heading straight for the continent constructed by the greenskins, but disappeared in mid-air just before hitting that garbage continent!
"Hehe, you want to take down my super WAAAGH sky fortress, but you're still not good enough, you skinny metal skeletons."

The warboss laughed loudly and smashed the side of the throne. The next moment, the continent suspended in the air trembled violently, as if the ceiling was opened, and countless rumbling fighter jets suddenly rushed out from under the continent.

Warboss didn't mention that in the middle layer of this continent, countless orc boys were gathering together and shouting loudly! Dozens of psychic boys waved their sticks and led the orc boys to shout loudly!

"We are invincible!!! A mere beam of light can't kill us!!! WAAAAGH!!!"

This move was taught to the greenskin warbosses by the unprecedented greenskin WARLORD Big Front Teeth, and the greenskin warbosses soon discovered that this move was extremely effective.

“Is that right?!”

Typhons screamed in despair, watching a Squiggle, who was as big as three Titans, being pulled out of that garbage continent with a "TONG!" like taking a shit. The Nurgle follower's eyes went dark in an instant, and he lunged forward and rolled behind the cover in time.

boom! ! !
Not only Typhons was lying behind the shelter with his head in his hands, but Vorx, who was slashing at the Necrons, also suddenly felt his body suspended in the air. He kicked his legs and ran in the air for several circles before falling back to the ground.

"WAAAAAGH!!! For the underworld!!! For the greenskins!!!! Greenskins will never be slaves!!!!"

The most surprising scene appeared. The green guys in the middle of the battlefield rushed towards the Necrons and the Human Empire at the same time. The Necrons fighting the Human Empire even paused for a moment, perhaps because they didn't react to who to attack. "Get lost!!!"

Typhons shouted in a somewhat collapsed manner, pulling out the potion bottle from his waist and smashing it at a greenskin who was three times his height, then ran towards Vorkes's position with an agility that was not typical of a Nurgle.

The brave [Vorx] was surrounded by several tall greenskins. The greenskins had already set their sights on this tough and WAAAGH human boy before he landed! This was more exciting than the metal skeletons!

[Voks] held his breath and chopped down the last death mark beside him. Then, amid the shouts of "WAAAAAGH!!!" that surrounded him, [Voks] raised his arms high and shouted with all his might!
“For Pluto!!!”

The next moment! Vox's body began to shake visibly. Typhons, who witnessed this scene, almost cursed out loud, Vox is looking for death!

Fortunately, this roar made the beasts surrounding [Vox] retreat a few steps. Pluto also had a deterrent and weakening effect on them.

"Stop yelling! Stop yelling! Vox!"

Typhons roared in despair and hurriedly threw out a few more bottles to rescue [Vox]. Maybe because he was getting closer and closer to Pluto, [Vox] was obviously weaker this time.

Without thinking, Typhons held Vox and ran towards the Chaos Empire army. Although Vox kept saying that he wanted to die in the battle, Typhons would never sit idly by and watch Vox kill himself like this.

[Vox] struggled and called out to Hades to make him lose consciousness. Seeing that [Vox] was about to shout again, Typhons quickly reached out and covered [Vox]'s mouth.

"Stop shouting—wait a minute before shouting again!"

The four wings behind Typhus flapped, bells rang, and a foul-smelling mist immediately spread, which made the greenskins retreat with their eyes twitching in disgust. Typhus seized every opportunity to run towards the main battlefield, at least there they would face less offensive pressure.

But behind them, the Necrons were running towards them along with the Greenskins.

The Necrons’ first priority is humans, and the Greenskins’ first priority is also the seemingly capable [Vorx]—but unfortunately, [Vorx] just put a debuff on himself!!!

"Mrs. Psyche--!!! Come and help!!!"

Typhons screamed heart-wrenchingly, and the hand that was holding [Vox] awkwardly grabbed the little Nurgling sitting on his shoulder on the same side. After chanting for a while, Typhons threw the rapidly swelling little Nurgling backwards.

boom!
A sticky explosion exploded behind them. Typhons had no intention of looking back. All his attention was focused on preventing that bastard Vox from shouting "Pluto" again.

"Hiss."

On the other side, Lady Psyche, who was annoyed and threw a big green-skinned person away with her sickle, stood up. Seeing her funny comrade, she was speechless. According to the combat power of [Vox], he would never be defeated so quickly, unless that guy was trying to kill himself and shouting again.

She lowered her body, slid a few times, and used her long tail to pick up a few Necrons and smashed them to the ground.

Lady Psyche did not crawl towards her companions. Instead, she moved towards the Titan in the center of the battlefield. On that huge, blasphemous pink and purple thing, the guy on the shell bed was lying bored.

Lady Psyche nimbly climbed up the Titan's legs and in a moment arrived at the observation seat above the Titan's cockpit.

[Lady Love~Long time no see. I thought that stingy Mortarion didn't plan to let you out.]
The lustful one [Angron] collapsed on the shell-like bed, blood and liquids soaked in the silk. Lady Psyche saw the fragmented body of a Necron Emperor.

"Don't be blind, Angron, help me."

Lady Psyche slid to Angron's side and picked up the Necron Emperor's leg bone.

"You have a rich imagination. Don't you despise yourself for not working?"

[Look at what I said, it really makes me sad~ He can’t even hide from me.]
The Maniac yawned. Any attack would be blocked by the Titan's psychic shield before reaching his bed. He straightened up and stood up slowly.

[Want me to help you two little lovers?]
"Wrong, they are two idiots."

Lady Psyche said, silently taking a step back as she realized what Angron was up to.

[Ah! Another green skin - no fun!]
Angron shouted, opening his arms wide and letting the cloth slide down his bare chest, a strange pink and purple hazy light rising.

On the forehead of the maniac, it was as if a dazzling purple sun was slowly rising, and its light was so bright that it almost covered half of the battlefield.

On the other side, Angron, Lord of Red Sand, became alert almost instantly, and immediately made a decisive move. He gathered his troops and moved away from the pervert.

[Damn...what is he going to do? ]

Angron cursed under his breath.

[I'm not in much of a mood to fight right now.]
The Maniac [Angron] yawned, and his half-closed eyes suddenly opened wide, with bright light bursting out from them.

He turned his head, stared at the greenskins, yelled, and thrust his hips forward!

? ? ? ! ! !
The greenskins who were chasing the stinky can suddenly screamed, staggered to a stop in fear, and were horrified to find that something was wrong with their crotch!

"There's something non-existent moving under my butt!!!"

"Ugh uh WAAAAAGH!!! Strange things that don't exist are growing!!!"

They don't know that this is a variant skill of the synaesthesia of the Madman [Angron]! The senses and damage of the Madman's designated parts of the body will be synchronized to them!
Even if the greenskins do not have the corresponding organs, they will still feel phantom limb pain!

boom! Bang bang bang! ! !
The next moment, blood burst out! The greenskin that had just screamed began to explode from the lower half of its limbs, turning into a greenskin rain falling from the sky.

“Is this right?!!!”

Typhon shouted in despair, the Maniac's skills were only for strengthening the greenskins, but others would also receive more or less synaesthesia from the Maniac!

But Typhon's wisdom saved him. He finally couldn't help it and shouted "Pluto!"

boom!
Typhus and Vox fell to the ground and couldn't get up again.

But at least he was not knocked down by the aftermath of the maniac's attack.

In the distance, the Lord of Red Sand roared, and golden light burst out from his body, shielding his warriors from the aftermath of the Madman.

【My eyes!!!】

"...You still have such a bad taste."

Lady Psyche hissed, and the lustful maniac chuckled twice, then lay back on the bed in a listless manner.

Okay, that’s it.

The model of Fulgrim is out. I stared at the skin that was pulled apart at his snake tail for a long time and realized that I had written the power of Slaanesh too conservatively.

Also, the arrival of Fulgrim's ascended model proves one thing - Nurgle is the strongest! Look at Mortarion's face model, it's no stronger than Fulgrim's.

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(End of this chapter)