Warhammer: I don't want to be a stinky can! ! !

Chapter 890 [332.] The True Ending
【New calendar 000.00M】

The War of Gods ended when Hades closed the door of fate.

After the army withdrew, the dimension and space-time at the Eye of Silence completely collapsed into chaos.

【New calendar 001.00M】

The Lord of the Empire, Robouti Guilliman, declared the Imperium of Man as the legitimate ruler of the galaxy. Several Primarchs attended the declaration on Terra, and Guilliman announced that the Imperium had entered a period of post-war recovery.

There is still a lot to do. Pluto was destroyed in the War of the Gods, and the Empire needs a new communication hub.

In the same year, Guilliman joined forces with Lorgar and announced religious reforms.

【Can you change all the words "God Emperor" to "bastard", Lorgar? I think this is the only thing that needs to be changed, and nothing else needs to be changed.】

——Robert Guilliman.

【New calendar 032.00M】

On the moon, people found the Primarch Horus Lupercal, who seemed to have suffered a major blow and was unconscious. In the end, Fulgrim and Finus took over the task of comforting Horus.

[Why do I feel like they want to adopt a child...]

——Ruth complained to Leon.

【New calendar 159.00M】

Mortarion and Sanguinius were found in the Terran Catacombs by Magnus, who was observing the state of the Webway.

The two Primarchs were in poor condition, but fortunately they were not completely corrupted. Magnus then called on the Son of Hades and the Cult of Hades to exorcise the two Primarchs who had just been found.

The effect was very good. Mortarion and Sanguinius lay on the ground vomiting and crying.
[Like two drowned rats.]

——Original words from Magnus.

【New calendar 170.00M】

During a census of the entire Empire, Malcador and Orpesson, who had disappeared since the War of the Gods, were discovered by the Imperial Center. The two said that they were living well and forbade the Primarch and the Empire to visit them.

But this did not prevent the two old men from running to Terra and grabbing any Primarch to scold him when they were unhappy. In the end, the farce was usually ended by the Wolf King Russ coming to smooth things over.

[Why is Malcador's staff skills so superb? ]

——Ruth wondered.

【New calendar 200.00M】

Two hundred years! There was no Chaos, no powerful alien races, no traitors, and a pool of mud. The Primarchs who didn't want to go to work at all united around the great Robert Guilliman who had no holidays, and built the entire empire into a thriving place.

This is my real efficiency.

At the celebration banquet, Guilliman, who had mixed the poisoned wine of Barbarus with the blood wine of Baal, got drunk and lay down next to Dorn and said.

Due to the great work pressure, Guilliman seemed to have developed a bad habit of alcoholism. Now his drinking capacity is enough to shame Mortarion and Sanguinius, who forced him to drink poison wine and blood wine.

[No Chaos, no traitors (luckily Malcador didn't hear me), I can even give each of you a day off per week!]

【I don't need a vacation, Guilliman.】

Rogal Dorn said so.

【New calendar 202.00M】

Outside the Terra Palace, Mortarion was chased and scolded by Kharas. Except for Guilliman who was working, all the Primarchs came out to watch. Curze clapped his hands and laughed, and then was blown off the city wall by a Pluto grenade by Sevatar, who could no longer tolerate it, and plunged into the snow pile below the wall.

【New calendar 203.00M】

Guilliman set his legal rest day as every Sunday, and from then on he finally had a legal holiday.

On the first day of the holiday, the Primarch, who did not have time to return to Macragge, chose to enjoy a sunbath on the balcony of the Terra Palace.

[It’s really eye-catching.] — Koz made a face.

【New calendar 209.00M】

The Sons of Hades had too many members and was facing the possibility of splitting. Chapter Master Blake Butcher suggested naming the new chapter Sons of Hades 2.0, but his suggestion was rejected.

The new regiment was then named 2.0 Sons of Pluto.

[…Is there any difference? ]

The smile on Sanguinius's lips twitched. Behind him, Fulgrim was loudly denouncing the low aesthetics of Pluto's descendants. The Primarch was furious. It was hard for him to imagine that there was such an ugly chapter name. It was obvious that Fenus could not comfort him for the time being.

【New calendar 266.00M】

An unexpected visitor has arrived on Terra.

The mysterious Lady Snake Tail provided the Primarchs with a treasure map of multidimensional space and time, the destination of which was a huge black door.

Except for Guilliman who was working, and Dorn who chose to work with him, all the other Primarchs were dispatched to search for the treasure.

【New calendar 270.00M】

The Gate of Destiny has not been found yet, but Guilliman's work has been effective. At the Primarch's instruction, the Empire began to reduce the size of its infantry army.

The long time will only leave its mark on creatures like the Primarch, and for short-lived mortals, they cannot deeply understand what it means.

【New calendar 271.00M】

The first to discover the Gate of Destiny were Mechanicus Sage King-306 and Kirkran.

It is said that the two sages had no intention of finding Pluto at all. They just accidentally encountered a short-distance dimension jump hub of the spacecraft because they were beating each other during a routine long-distance trip.

The result of the duel was that Jin-306 won.

【New calendar 273.00M】

At Fulgrim's suggestion, Mortarion, dressed like a nouveau riche (Curze's original words), tried to push open the black door for the first time while the other primarchs were watching.

And it was not successfully pushed open.

Because the door opened by itself before the original body did.

"Yo, touch his face."

Hades said with a smile, still holding the dice in his hand - he had obviously just been through an exciting game of Warhammer.

Mortarion's expression was first one of great shock and astonishment, then expressionless, and then ecstasy - but then the Primarch's face wrinkled up again, just like Magnus' expression when he ate a fly.

(Why Magnus? Because Mortarion did eat flies, and he would not show this expression because of eating flies.)
Because Hades' board game counterpart has come out, and it's no surprise that it's a crowd pleaser, and God forbid it's Neos.

The Primarchs around immediately joined in by making vomiting noises. The hypocritical Primarchs would say that it was because the power of Pluto was too much for them to bear, while the honest Primarchs would say that it was because they saw Neos' face. Sanguinius sincerely raised his middle finger towards Neos and asked, "Old Deng, why aren't you dead yet?"

Neos showed a sad and hypocritical expression, and looked at Horus in the crowd——

Horus then delivered his famous speech entitled "Sorry, We Are Not Familiar".

Neos did not understand the mental journey of his beloved son afterwards, but it was a very rough and painful journey, and he went through many hardships, but was finally successfully healed by Angron, who had recovered from the War of the Gods.

Of course, how Angron recovered from the War of Gods is another difficult topic.

The atmosphere was once very happy and joyful, if you ignore Mortarion's expression of grief and relief.

But not many people paid attention to him now. The Primarchs were watching the scene of Neos breaking through the defense and were amazed.

They only respect Hades, Neos? What old Deng?

END
(End of this chapter)