Doctor Zhang, be bold
Chapter 596 Why I Don't Look Like Me
Chapter 596 Why I Don't Look Like Me
Zhang Han had already walked to the door of the room, and stopped when he heard the sound.He turned his head, frowned and said, "Since when did I become a scumbag?"
"You've slept with dozens of women, aren't you a scumbag?" Li Fan said directly.
"I..." Zhang Han was speechless on the spot, bragging 13 was exaggerated yesterday.But having said that, what I want now is a scumbag design.
But even so, it cannot be easily admitted.Zhang Han deliberately said: "I am called a hero! What a scumbag...don't dirty people's innocence..."
"puff!"
Li Fan burst into laughter on the spot, followed by a soft spat, "I'm yuck!"
"I'm still dragging the words, are scumbags so righteous?" Li Fan said.
"You're handsome, I can't help it!" Zhang Han stretched his waist and said, "Nothing else, I'm going to bed..."
"Don't tell me, just stay here and sleep!" Li Fan said.
"No..." Zhang Han was confused on the spot, and said, "I'm sleeping in your room, what's going on... I'm a widow, I'm easy to be dishonest..."
"It's okay... It's not like we haven't slept in the same bed before... You just sleep in this room..." Li Fan said carelessly.
Zhang Hanxin said, what do you mean?I already said that I am a scumbag... You still let me sleep in this room... It's not the time to tell me to get lost yesterday...
Zhang Han deliberately shook his head and said, "You kicked me out last night, and now you let me come back, it's all up to you! Do you know that there is a saying that you were the one who wanted to separate at the beginning, and if you separate, then separate..."
"I'll fuck you!" Li Fan stepped forward, grabbed Zhang Han's arm, and dragged him to the bedside.She said forcefully: "I told you to sleep here, you just sleep here, lest I have another nightmare at night!"
"I'm not a door god, so what should I do if I have nightmares or not..." Zhang Han said innocently.
"Hurry up and go to bed, why are there so many nonsense! Get enough energy, you have to act tomorrow!" Li Fan said cursingly.
Then, she went over to close the door and turned off the lights.
The room became dark, Zhang Han frowned secretly, and then thought about whether his performance was not scumbag enough.
If that's the case, then behave a little scum, and completely let Li Fan be honest.
After making up his mind, Zhang Han simply took off his clothes, leaving only a pair of big underpants, and lay down on the bed.Li Fan slowly came to the bed, she could feel that Zhang Han was on this side, and said angrily, "Go and lie down inside."
Zhang Han didn't act immediately, and said deliberately: "I was thinking about it, help you undress..."
"You..." Li Fan was almost pissed off by Zhang Han's words!
It never occurred to Zhang Han that he had the nerve to say such a thing.
"You don't need your help! Go in and lie down!" Li Fan shouted.
"Lie down, just lie down..." Zhang Han turned over and lay down on the other side.
Li Fan sat on the bed and began to undress.
In her heart, she couldn't help wondering whether what Zhang Han said just now was acting in his true colors, or he was deliberately angering her.
Li Fan immediately thought of what happened this morning. He was only wearing shorts and a vest at the time. In this situation, Zhang Han didn't even look at her. What a scumbag!
"Hmph!" Li Fan snorted secretly, and asked in his heart: "Aren't you pretending to be with me there! If you want to pretend to be a scumbag, you don't really look like you..."
Thinking of this, she simply took off her coat and outer pants, leaving only her bra and panties.
Li Fan usually sleeps and never likes to wear a bra.But at the moment, although turning off the lights, it is somewhat troublesome.
Li Fan thought, let's make do with sleep first, anyway, when he was at work, he had to wear clothes to sleep.
She went to bed and lay down, closed her eyes and slept, but how could she fall asleep so easily.She peeked at Zhang Han, who turned his back to her, looking very well-behaved.
"Sure enough..." Li Fan said in his heart, "I'm just pretending to be with me..."
Li Fan couldn't help but his heart skipped a beat, he couldn't fall asleep anyway, so why not tease this kid.
So, Li Fan deliberately said: "Are all scumbags so honest on the bed?"
Zhang Han didn't fall asleep either. He was thinking about it, but quickly fell asleep.Never thought that Li Fan would come again.
Zhang Han said: "Normally speaking, you must be dishonest. But you are the law and order... I dare not..."
"Whether you're scum or not, what does it have to do with me being law and order?" Li Fan asked.
"Why are there no... other women, the scumbag will be over... You are the law and order... If you are scumbag, there is no good fruit to eat..." Zhang Han said with a grin: "As a law and order, you should find something... ...Women from all walks of life have encountered scumbags...Only you have never met a scumbag..."
When Li Fan thought about it, it seemed to be the same thing. I don't know about other places. Anyway, the female security guards in their Public Security Department don't seem to have encountered any scumbag men.
That's right, their industry is not one that scumbags dare to offend easily.
"It seems that I still have the glory of my profession, otherwise, I will let you be scum." Li Fan said.
"You are lucky to go." Zhang Han said.
When Zhang Han said this, he almost didn't laugh out loud.
Fortunately, he was carrying Li Fan behind his back, and the smile on his face would not be noticed.
"I'm lucky..." Li Fan couldn't help laughing, and said, "Then when you scum others, how do you usually scum?"
"How can you be a scumbag... The scumbag man's tricks work..." Zhang Han said.
"For example?" Li Fan asked.
When Zhang Han was in school, he didn't even touch a girl, so there was no such thing as scum.
But now when Li Fan asked, he couldn't help but answer.He bite the bullet and said: "Just like other scumbags...I am so handsome...all the girls in the school are jumping at me...I am with this today...tomorrow with that..."
"You're so powerful...then how are you doing with girls when you're on the bed..." Li Fan asked deliberately again.
"This... can't be described..." Zhang Han said.
"It can't be described...it's as real as it is..." Li Fan said.
"It's true." Zhang Han said solemnly.
"Then let me feel how you scumbag other women..." Li Fan said intentionally.
I……
When Zhang Han heard this, he was stunned on the spot...
"No... what do you mean... This is the first time I've heard of such an unreasonable request..." Zhang Han said.
"The main reason is that I haven't been scum before... I want to feel it..." Li Fan said.
"Then you can find someone else's scum..." Zhang Han said.
"You also said that in my profession, I can't easily meet a scumbag. It's hard to meet you. It's rare..." Li Fan said.
Good guy, this is directly using Zhang Han's previous words to choke Zhang Han.
Zhang Han immediately said: "Then you don't need to tell others that you are a law and order officer. In this case, the probability of encountering a scumbag is high."
"I let you tell me everything... I'm getting more and more suspicious now... You don't look like a scumbag..." Li Fan said.
"Why don't I look like this anymore?" Zhang Han asked immediately.
(End of this chapter)
Zhang Han had already walked to the door of the room, and stopped when he heard the sound.He turned his head, frowned and said, "Since when did I become a scumbag?"
"You've slept with dozens of women, aren't you a scumbag?" Li Fan said directly.
"I..." Zhang Han was speechless on the spot, bragging 13 was exaggerated yesterday.But having said that, what I want now is a scumbag design.
But even so, it cannot be easily admitted.Zhang Han deliberately said: "I am called a hero! What a scumbag...don't dirty people's innocence..."
"puff!"
Li Fan burst into laughter on the spot, followed by a soft spat, "I'm yuck!"
"I'm still dragging the words, are scumbags so righteous?" Li Fan said.
"You're handsome, I can't help it!" Zhang Han stretched his waist and said, "Nothing else, I'm going to bed..."
"Don't tell me, just stay here and sleep!" Li Fan said.
"No..." Zhang Han was confused on the spot, and said, "I'm sleeping in your room, what's going on... I'm a widow, I'm easy to be dishonest..."
"It's okay... It's not like we haven't slept in the same bed before... You just sleep in this room..." Li Fan said carelessly.
Zhang Hanxin said, what do you mean?I already said that I am a scumbag... You still let me sleep in this room... It's not the time to tell me to get lost yesterday...
Zhang Han deliberately shook his head and said, "You kicked me out last night, and now you let me come back, it's all up to you! Do you know that there is a saying that you were the one who wanted to separate at the beginning, and if you separate, then separate..."
"I'll fuck you!" Li Fan stepped forward, grabbed Zhang Han's arm, and dragged him to the bedside.She said forcefully: "I told you to sleep here, you just sleep here, lest I have another nightmare at night!"
"I'm not a door god, so what should I do if I have nightmares or not..." Zhang Han said innocently.
"Hurry up and go to bed, why are there so many nonsense! Get enough energy, you have to act tomorrow!" Li Fan said cursingly.
Then, she went over to close the door and turned off the lights.
The room became dark, Zhang Han frowned secretly, and then thought about whether his performance was not scumbag enough.
If that's the case, then behave a little scum, and completely let Li Fan be honest.
After making up his mind, Zhang Han simply took off his clothes, leaving only a pair of big underpants, and lay down on the bed.Li Fan slowly came to the bed, she could feel that Zhang Han was on this side, and said angrily, "Go and lie down inside."
Zhang Han didn't act immediately, and said deliberately: "I was thinking about it, help you undress..."
"You..." Li Fan was almost pissed off by Zhang Han's words!
It never occurred to Zhang Han that he had the nerve to say such a thing.
"You don't need your help! Go in and lie down!" Li Fan shouted.
"Lie down, just lie down..." Zhang Han turned over and lay down on the other side.
Li Fan sat on the bed and began to undress.
In her heart, she couldn't help wondering whether what Zhang Han said just now was acting in his true colors, or he was deliberately angering her.
Li Fan immediately thought of what happened this morning. He was only wearing shorts and a vest at the time. In this situation, Zhang Han didn't even look at her. What a scumbag!
"Hmph!" Li Fan snorted secretly, and asked in his heart: "Aren't you pretending to be with me there! If you want to pretend to be a scumbag, you don't really look like you..."
Thinking of this, she simply took off her coat and outer pants, leaving only her bra and panties.
Li Fan usually sleeps and never likes to wear a bra.But at the moment, although turning off the lights, it is somewhat troublesome.
Li Fan thought, let's make do with sleep first, anyway, when he was at work, he had to wear clothes to sleep.
She went to bed and lay down, closed her eyes and slept, but how could she fall asleep so easily.She peeked at Zhang Han, who turned his back to her, looking very well-behaved.
"Sure enough..." Li Fan said in his heart, "I'm just pretending to be with me..."
Li Fan couldn't help but his heart skipped a beat, he couldn't fall asleep anyway, so why not tease this kid.
So, Li Fan deliberately said: "Are all scumbags so honest on the bed?"
Zhang Han didn't fall asleep either. He was thinking about it, but quickly fell asleep.Never thought that Li Fan would come again.
Zhang Han said: "Normally speaking, you must be dishonest. But you are the law and order... I dare not..."
"Whether you're scum or not, what does it have to do with me being law and order?" Li Fan asked.
"Why are there no... other women, the scumbag will be over... You are the law and order... If you are scumbag, there is no good fruit to eat..." Zhang Han said with a grin: "As a law and order, you should find something... ...Women from all walks of life have encountered scumbags...Only you have never met a scumbag..."
When Li Fan thought about it, it seemed to be the same thing. I don't know about other places. Anyway, the female security guards in their Public Security Department don't seem to have encountered any scumbag men.
That's right, their industry is not one that scumbags dare to offend easily.
"It seems that I still have the glory of my profession, otherwise, I will let you be scum." Li Fan said.
"You are lucky to go." Zhang Han said.
When Zhang Han said this, he almost didn't laugh out loud.
Fortunately, he was carrying Li Fan behind his back, and the smile on his face would not be noticed.
"I'm lucky..." Li Fan couldn't help laughing, and said, "Then when you scum others, how do you usually scum?"
"How can you be a scumbag... The scumbag man's tricks work..." Zhang Han said.
"For example?" Li Fan asked.
When Zhang Han was in school, he didn't even touch a girl, so there was no such thing as scum.
But now when Li Fan asked, he couldn't help but answer.He bite the bullet and said: "Just like other scumbags...I am so handsome...all the girls in the school are jumping at me...I am with this today...tomorrow with that..."
"You're so powerful...then how are you doing with girls when you're on the bed..." Li Fan asked deliberately again.
"This... can't be described..." Zhang Han said.
"It can't be described...it's as real as it is..." Li Fan said.
"It's true." Zhang Han said solemnly.
"Then let me feel how you scumbag other women..." Li Fan said intentionally.
I……
When Zhang Han heard this, he was stunned on the spot...
"No... what do you mean... This is the first time I've heard of such an unreasonable request..." Zhang Han said.
"The main reason is that I haven't been scum before... I want to feel it..." Li Fan said.
"Then you can find someone else's scum..." Zhang Han said.
"You also said that in my profession, I can't easily meet a scumbag. It's hard to meet you. It's rare..." Li Fan said.
Good guy, this is directly using Zhang Han's previous words to choke Zhang Han.
Zhang Han immediately said: "Then you don't need to tell others that you are a law and order officer. In this case, the probability of encountering a scumbag is high."
"I let you tell me everything... I'm getting more and more suspicious now... You don't look like a scumbag..." Li Fan said.
"Why don't I look like this anymore?" Zhang Han asked immediately.
(End of this chapter)
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