Da Song: Shhh, I'm really not a prince

Chapter 406 Crack, crack, I got two slaps when I went up!

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After half an hour,
Just right,

Zhao Shi was also preparing to leave the city, so he took advantage of the opportunity to have people surround Ouyang Xiu. However, before the siege, Ouyang Xiu was actually surrounded by people. Moreover, a woman in her thirties was very tough and Holding the reins of his donkey: "You old man, if you dare to leave, my mother will dare, and you will die on the spot..."

Ouyang Xiu,
almost crying,

Reluctantly said: "The old man is not going to do something wrong, the old man is going to do things for the current saint."

"Holy?"

The young woman grabbed the rein with both hands, and the pulled donkey started screaming, and then asked: "If so, why didn't your majesty give you an order?"

"This……"

Ouyang Xiu was embarrassed,
then,

The woman didn't give in, she grabbed the donkey's rein with one hand, and freed the other hand to drag Ouyang Xiu vigorously. While dragging, she scolded: "I said! The little lady was raised in the mansion for no reason, so it turned out to be..."

"Snapped!"

Ouyang Xiu finally couldn't bear it anymore, freed up one hand, raised the horsewhip, whipped the whip, then scolded with staring eyes: "Nonsense."

Zhao Shi shook his head,
Couldn't help asking Wen Yanbo next to him: "Is that the Xue family? Master Ouyang's successor?" Wen Yanbo was watching the fun, and when he heard Zhao Shi's inquiry, he nodded and said, "To be precise, It's the step-sister's step-sister." Then, Wen Yanbo really didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement, and continued: "Besides, this step-sister's step-sister is the instructor of the Forbidden Army Sword and Shield, Xue Zong, the younger sister of Xue Chengli ..." After a pause, Wen Yanbo obviously remembered, if he is here, telling gossip so proficiently, will it arouse His Majesty's suspicion?
Doubt this old guy,

not doing business properly,

but,

Having said all that, Wen Yanbo still showed a lively smile and said, "It's extremely tough, so let's see, the officials, this trouble for Uncle Ouyang Yong has just begun."

The voice didn't fall...

Like a crow's beak,
Wen Yanbo didn't even finish his sentence here, but there was a burly man in his forties, leading seventy or eighty forbidden soldiers, and rushed over aggressively, looking like... a demon king... and then ...

Startled,
Startled again,
Xue Zong suddenly looked at the half-surrounded imperial army, then, trembling, carefully looked at the carriage not far away, and sure enough... he saw the emperor and Wen Yanbo standing there, and...

he withered,

"stop!"

"stop!"

"stop!"

then,

even,

In order to stop that, the one who was encouraged by him the most, the most loyal, today is a good brother who will give him a sigh of relief no matter what. Landing on the ground, aiming at the back of someone's head, like a rattle... slap... two slaps: "I tell you to stop, you can't hear it!"

Immediately,

Forbidden soldiers, all...

shocked

Ah oil Crazy?

Are you crazy?
Didn't you say just now that we want to teach you an unforgettable lesson for this old shameless brother-in-law?
This is your lesson?
According to your most loyal brother, call your brother-in-law as a rattle?how?Do you want to scare the other party to death with your own madness?

That's really...

Quite unforgettable!

but……

Xue Zong couldn't care less, he just wanted to stop now, even for this, let alone slapping his good subordinates, even his old mother, he would have to slap her twice: "Stop."

then,

There is no doubt that,
Xue Zong, suddenly became the most dazzling point of the entire city gate, including Ouyang Xiu, even Xue Zong's younger sister, Xue Shi, was at a loss, what... what do you mean?
Killing chickens to warn monkeys?

but,

To kill the chicken to warn the monkey, the chicken that was killed should be in the same camp as the monkey!Now you are frantically pressing your best chicken and beating it to the monkeys in the wild. Is it really... useful?

even,

Is Ouyang Xiu confused?

He had thought that Xue Zong would hit him on the head when he came up, and thought that Xue Zong would spit at him and abuse him as a scum, but he never expected...to do...so extreme?

No loss is...

Xue Kui, the son of Xue Suyi.

until……

Zhou Tong and others gradually appeared in the field of vision, and Ouyang Xiu woke up suddenly, and then the forbidden soldiers, who didn't know Zhou Tong well, but most of them knew the golden machete in his hand, and then, subconsciously, looking around...

Zhao Shi didn't hide it on purpose either.
then,

tremble,
this moment,
Not to mention those forbidden soldiers, even Ouyang Xiu himself subconsciously thanked Xue Zong. Of course, there was also the last brother who was pressed and beaten by Xue Zong. Beat it, plowed a trench alive...

real,
High nose also.

"His Majesty……"

Almost rolling and crawling, Xue Zong didn't care about anything else, and hurriedly crawled at Zhao Shi's feet: "Minister, it's a capital crime."

Zhao Shi shook his head,
In fact, he didn't care much about this matter. As Xue's elder brother, it's okay for him to stand out for his younger sister, but: "Are you deliberately luring Ouyang Xiu out of the city, and then brought someone to wait?"

A sharp light flashed across Zhao Shi's eyes.

"No."

Xue Zong shook his head hastily, but he didn't dare to raise his head and said: "Mr. Ouyang, you are His Majesty's teacher. Even if you give me 1 courage, I wouldn't dare to conspire against you. It's just, it's just that I'm going to participate in the horse division meeting nearby today. Yes, it was because I suddenly heard that Ouyang Xiu insisted on leaving Beijing, so I got angry, and because of the horse division meeting, many colleagues were around, so I brought some people and rushed here."

Say it!

Kowtow heavily.

Don't say

Zhao Shi still had a good impression of him, at least... the answers were fluent, and then he looked at Ouyang Xiu who was walking over. emperor.

but,

Obviously,

The grumpy temper is the grumpy temper, she is... not stupid, but she was terrified when she heard Zhao Shi's voice, she couldn't even see her face clearly, and she was behind Ouyang Xiu like a quail, Zhao Shi didn't leave either. She just looked at Ouyang Xiu and said helplessly, "Master Ouyang, why is this?"

Ouyang Xiu was taken aback,
then,

Seriously said: "The official family, the old minister is ashamed of the official family and the Song Dynasty. If he can't make meritorious deeds as soon as possible, the old minister may... die with regret..."

This is,

Very serious.

Zhao Shi was a little helpless, but it was understandable. From Ouyang Xiu's perspective, if his three daughters hadn't died young at that time, and he was moved with compassion, why would Zhao Shi fall into a deep trap, and why would Xiao Guanyin make trouble? ...

"Do you really want to go?"

"Yes."

Zhao Shi glanced at him, even though he was already afraid of himself, he was trembling with fear, Xue Shi couldn't help gritting his teeth when he heard Ouyang Xiu was so determined, paused, and said: "Since Master Ouyang wants to go to Xixia to make meritorious deeds so much."

Go to Western Xia?
Xue was stunned for a moment,
Ouyang Xiu was also stunned for a moment, he knew that Zhao Shi was explaining for him, although he was already desperate, regardless of his state, but he was still very grateful that Zhao Shi could make up for the rift in his family , he was somewhat helpless.

Zhao Shi continued: "It's not easy for me to stop, so let's do it! Zhou Tong."

"Yes."

"You pick [-] forbidden soldiers and Master Ouyang." Then, Zhao Shi looked deeply at Ouyang Xiu and said, "Master Ouyang, I canonize you as the patrol envoy of Hedong Road, concurrently, the general judge of Linzhou, take office!"

Ouyang Xiu trembled,
then,

ecstasy,

Enthusiastically said: "Old minister, Ding, do not disgrace the sacred order."

Say it!

He couldn't even take a break and ran away in a hurry. Zhao Shi looked at Xue, who was very lonely and helpless all of a sudden, shook his head and said, "It's not that I don't care about affection. Master Ouyang is not young. I also miss him, so I stay in the capital and think about Qingfu, but Lian Po is old and can still afford to eat, Master Ouyang wants to make meritorious deeds, how can you and I stop him?"

Is this... explaining to me?

of course,

She is the emperor's mistress, but there are differences between monarchs and ministers. Although Mrs. Xue is violent, she is not unreasonable, and she prostrates herself on the ground: "The woman obeys the order."

Zhao Shi shook his head,
This is the limit of his participation. If Ouyang Xiu still died outside, or was hated by the Xue family, it can only be said that this is his fate. Then, Zhao Shi looked at Xue Zong: "You just now Said, split the horse meeting?"

"Yes."

Xue Zong,

He didn't raise his head from the beginning to the end, and when he heard this sentence, he carefully glanced at Zhao Shi, but his eyes moved to his chest, and then he lowered his head: "I heard from my colleagues that this is His Majesty's will. "

"Yes."

Zhao Shi didn't deny it either, but was just a little curious: "What do you think of this horse division meeting?"

Xue Zong didn't dare to hesitate,

Honestly said: "The humble official thinks that this is an opportunity. On the surface, this is a horse division meeting, but in fact, His Majesty is here to select people who can recruit good fighters. The humble official is lucky... one person, alone 36 war horses."

"Oh?"

Zhao Shi, this time, yes, I was really surprised: "I remember, what I arranged was that there can only be one winner for each event, right?"

"Yes."

Xue Zong nodded, without raising his head, and said: "The humble one alone won the 36-step moving target, the [-]-step moving target, the [-]-step non-moving target, and the [-]-step back and forth of the horse, and the [-]-step obstacle course. Ten miles of galloping, etc... the champions of the twelve events, each champion can get three horses, so the humble job got [-] horses."

listen,

Zhao Shi couldn't help it, and turned his head to look at Wen Yanbo and Wang Anshi, listen, this is me, a warrior of the Great Song Dynasty, a warrior of the Great Song Dynasty, how have I ever been weaker than others?
"Zhou Tong."

"Yes."

"Reward, Lin Jia, machete, and a playing card."

"Yes."

Not to mention other people, even Zhou Tong, when he heard Linjia, it was fine with a machete, and he couldn't help it when he heard a poker card... I was a little envious. If I remember correctly, this is the first time your Majesty got the poker card. Rewarded officials...

especially,
When Zhou Tong took out the deck of poker that Zhao Shi had stored for a long time, even Wang Anshi, who had only heard about it but had never seen it in person, all stared at it fiercely, it was really dazzling.

What Zhao Shi wanted,

This is the effect,

The Huaqie card also fits this definition. Zhao Shi selected one of them, the Q of Clubs, and spun it around in the sun, arousing the expectant eyes of the crowd, and then handed it to Xue Zong. Xue Zong was excited. Yes, his hands trembled a little, he never expected that he would be blessed by misfortune, he hurriedly held the cards in both hands, and kowtowed: "Mr. Xue Zong, thank you, Your Majesty, for your kindness."

Zhao Shi,

Nodding in satisfaction, this is the effect he pursued deliberately. It doesn't matter whether it is a poker card or not. What is important is that this card represents the sense of honor: "Is the horse division meeting still going on?"

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(End of this chapter)