Crazy criticism of the heroine as a god in the spirit world

Chapter 38: Stunned
At this moment, a familiar electronic male voice came to mind again...

"Throw the phone out!"

shit...

You told me to lose the hairpin last time, and this time you told me to lose my phone?

Is your system sick? Is there no other way than throwing things away?

There are ten thousand words in my heart that the grass mud horse is galloping, but it seems that there is no good way now.

So I took a few steps back, took out my phone, and smiled:
"Come on, let me show you the ability of apples to crack walnuts! I will smash you to death!"

It took all the strength of breastfeeding, and he flicked it violently!I wanted to smash the old devil's head to pieces with my mobile phone, but found that I didn't throw it out at all.

As soon as the mobile phone was released from his hand, it was immediately suspended in the air and spun quickly, a white light wrapped the mobile phone into a ball of light.

Ah, where's my phone?
The ball of light hovered quickly and flew to the old ghost's head in an instant.

Before the old ghost could say "Ah!", he was sucked into the ball of light.What do villains die by talking too much...

I stared at this amazing scene with a pair of eyes, maybe only a second...

The phone returned to normal, suspended in front of me.

Good guy, does this thing still have this function?
I don't know why after four years...

It seems that I still have a lot to learn!

I'm a poor student who doesn't like studying, alas...

I sighed and took the phone over.

So this phone is a magic weapon?This is a baby!

I looked at the phone, and it seemed that I saw the purple gold and platinum of Lord Tathagata, and I would smash it with my phone when I saw anyone who was unhappy.

If it's a human, hit him on the head, if it's a demon or a ghost, use your phone to collect it...

Hahaha!
I laughed a few times, and the more I looked at this phone, the more I liked it!

Huh?The curator was by my side when I was reminded to throw the hairpin last time, and I could feel the curator’s voice from that ear.

But who reminded me this time?
Is the curator here?

I panicked for a while, and I didn't know why I panicked. In short, I felt like a teacher came to see the test results.

I scanned around, but I didn't seem to see the curator.

Is that the system in the phone reminding me?
I immediately tapped my phone to enter the underworld system.

Immediately, an interface popped up: "Harvest 500 souls, a [-]-year soul, whether to use it for refining?"

Lian Lian Lian, without any hesitation!
I immediately clicked the confirm button.

There was a voice: "Successful refining, 70.00% refining progress, 30.00% less magic weapon to upgrade to level four."

Oh, this old ghost sounds so terrible, but he still can't make my magic weapon grow by one level.

At this time, the phone suddenly flickered, and Xiao Bai's image was projected on the screen.

Its fluffy paper body turned around above the phone screen.

"Congratulations to the master for completing the practical task, and you can get one of the following prizes:

A beautiful photo signed by Master Bai.

A set of office decoration set.

Yin and Yang universal currency 100 million. "

What a mess, this photo signed by Mr. Bai is also a reward?
"Xiaobai, thank you for being able to say it, how can you get such a reward." I rolled my eyes.

"It's not me who has the final say on the reward setting, it's the underworld programmers who have the final say."

"Wow, there are still programmers in your underworld?"

I kept complaining in my heart.

"Master, choose quickly, which one do you want?"

"I still have to choose, I will definitely choose money, 100 million, 100 million!" I shouted loudly.

"Okay, okay... The rewards have been distributed in place, the master pays attention to check! I'm leaving now..."

"Hey...why are you running!" Looking at the light and shadow on the phone that was about to disappear, I immediately stopped Xiaobai.

"What orders does the master have?"

"You can also appear in Yangjian? Then why didn't you come out and help me when you saw that I was about to be beaten to death just now?"

"Then didn't I help you? If I didn't remind you, how would you know that the phone is a magic weapon?"

"Uh...you reminded me in time!" I was speechless.

"Then can such an advanced mobile phone only be thrown out to hit people?"

Xiao Bai, the robot ghost, actually looked at me with a pair of contemptuous eyes:
"Master, when you want to use it, just take out the phone, hold it in your palm, and turn it around to open it.

The mobile phone is actually a magic circle, which usually only appears in the eyes of ordinary people in the form of a mobile phone. This magic circle is also the main way for you to connect with the underworld! "

Hey, I gave it a blank look, you, a machine ghost, dare to despise me.

"I see!"

"Then do you have any orders?"

"It means, with you, the curator will not appear again, right? You will teach me in the future?"

I suddenly realized that since I had the exclusive customer service Xiaobai, the curator stopped helping me, and it didn’t show up when I was in danger.

Feeling a little disappointed...

"We dare not ask about Mr. Curator's affairs. But it should be!"

Xiaobai looked at me cautiously with his ink eyes again.

It seems that I am afraid that I will get angry at it.

"Okay, this dead cat has been fed dried fish for four years, how much imported cat food I have eaten, how long has my pillow slept on, huh, just leave!
Just go, I don't care about it, let it go and enjoy itself! "

The more I thought about it, the angrier I became, and I screamed at Xiaobai, his thin body trembling in the air.

Seeing it bowed its head and said nothing, I became even angrier:

"Look at you, what's the use, I'm in danger, can you save me, you paper man, the wind can blow you down! Hmph..."

"Master, don't be angry. If you want me to be more powerful, you can spend some money to upgrade me."

"Fuck you, you liars from the underworld, you lied to me for a job and money, I won't be fooled."

While cursing, I went forward and patted Zhang Yi who was sleeping on the ground...

It took five slaps to finally wake him up. He covered his face and sat up, looking at me blankly.

"How is this going!?"

"Think about it!" I was not very happy, so I didn't want to explain to him.

Turning his head to look at the mobile phone next to him on the ground, Xiaobai had slipped away at some point.

So I snorted, picked up the phone and stuck it in my trousers...

"I seem to remember that Secretary Wang sleepwalked, didn't the two of us help her go back?"

"Yeah, you said to help her go back!"

"And then...then, oh yes, it was him!"

Zhang Yi jumped up and saw the old guard lying not far away, "It's this ghost old man who came out..."

"Hey, why am I sleeping here?"

"Yeah, why are you sleeping here again, you coward, when you saw this dead old man come out, you fainted from fright!"

I gave him a blank look, and then I was going to wake Secretary Wang up too.

"Ah... I was fainted by fright? No way! How could I be fainted by fright!"

Zhang Yi touched his head, trying to remember something.

But in the end, I probably didn't think of anything, so I smiled a little ashamedly: "Sorry, I was really scared and fainted!"

He walked to the old guard guard: "Could it be that we scared each other out!"

He glanced back at me, confused.

　There is an Easter egg chapter today, and I will send Zhang Yi's character card image, I hope you guys like it!

　　
　
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