Crazy criticism of the heroine as a god in the spirit world

I turned my head to look at Xiaobai behind me, and couldn't help laughing.

"Xiaobai, are you playing a prank?" I smiled and looked at Xiaobai's dead face!

Xiaobai instantly restored her cute loli look: "Ha, I think it's quite interesting. Tricking humans is the funniest thing!"

As Xiaobai said, he happily flew up to Zhang Yi again. As soon as he raised his little finger, he raised Zhang Yi's face in the air, looked left and right, and said, "Zhang Yi is really pitiful! If he faints a few more times, he may be overwhelmed." Let your brain not work so well in the future!"

"Ah? Are there any sequelae?" I panicked for a moment, and leaned over to look at Zhang Yi who was lying on the steering wheel. It seemed that he was breathing evenly.

"If this ordinary human being is controlled by the spell many times, there will really be sequelae in the future. For example, they may suffer from Alzheimer's disease..."

"Ah! What should I do then?" I was also a little panicked. If it really caused Zhang Yi to suffer from dementia, it would be a disaster.

"Well, when I said many times, I meant ten thousand times..." Xiaobai blinked her big innocent eyes, as if what she said was just a child's gibberish.

I gave her a blank look: "Cut...you should have said it earlier!"

"Hey, this time it can't be counted. It's just that he is too timid. You see, Master Huang has met me before, how calm he is!"

I smiled and said, "Master Huang is prepared in his heart, and you didn't scare him on purpose! If you turn into the dead face just now and scare him once, let's see if he is afraid!"

"Why don't you try..." Xiaobai seemed to be getting happier as she talked, she cast her eyes outside the car: "Look, he's here!"

"Ah?" I looked out of the car in response, and saw Master Huang walking towards us not far away. I saw that he was carrying a big cloth bag in his hand, and he was still wearing a white toga with long sleeves. It is the master who wanders outside.

Seeing him walking leisurely to our car, he opened the car door without saying anything and squeezed in.

"Hey, what are you doing?" I turned my head to look at the back seat, and saw that Master Huang had already sat in upright, and even swept his sleeves lightly twice.

"You give me a ride. My driver is resting today. I contacted him for a long time to pick me up, but he didn't come. Hey, this kid!"

"This... haven't you noticed what's going on here?" I said to Zhang Yi who was lying on the steering wheel.

"Ah? What's the situation?" Master Huang turned his head and glanced at Zhang Yi: "What's the matter?"

"I saw a ghost just now, and I fainted from fright!" I smiled.

"Ah, can this ghost see you as soon as you say it?" Master Huang looked disdainful.

I looked at him suspiciously: "Don't tell me, you haven't seen him in your life!"

Master Huang hummed twice, then turned the bead in his hand unnaturally and said: "Actually, people like us only have theoretical knowledge and no practical experience. I know there are such ghosts, and I believe there are. Yes, I just haven't seen it.

I only saw you as an evil messenger yesterday, it really opened my eyes. "

"Ha, I thought you could see it, but you didn't see anything?"

"Ah, yes... I didn't see anything, but I know you can see it, and I know what you're doing. Speaking of which, I've already surpassed ordinary people's knowledge by a lot.

Ordinary people, if you tell him there are ghosts in this world, will he believe it?He saw a big living person falling from the sky, hanging in the air and falling slowly, wouldn't he be frightened to death?

He was beaten half to death by a group of inexplicable forces, didn't he yell?

So people like us can't be said to be deceitful at all!The reason why we call it cheating is that ordinary people cannot understand it. They think we are cheating! "

I listened to him talking for a while, and it seemed to make sense.

"But you can't take advantage of these information gaps and go to fool ordinary people. You just say how much you charged Peng Zaihua!"

"Don't dare to hide it from my lord, Peng Zaihua bought my house and car for me all these years. I've actually been around for so many years, so Peng Zaihua's business is considered a big deal...

Five years ago, I was still setting up a street stall under the overpass, or strung outside a temple to give people a lottery!

You don't know, how difficult our profession has been these years, even monks and nuns have come to grab food, I don't understand, they also come to tell fortunes whether they read the scriptures carefully..."

Seeing his righteous indignation, I quickly stopped: "Then you have received so much money from Peng Zaihua, so you should do something. Come and collect that brat with me tonight!"

"Ah..." The little old man put on a reluctant expression: "You also snatched that stone, originally I followed the book to try my luck, but I didn't expect to find it.

But I am your opponent, if you allow me to get that treasure, maybe I can get rich...

I just went for that baby, Xiaoyu, I just know she must be haunted by a ghost, but I don't know exactly what kind of ghost it is. "

He squinted his crow's feet eyes and gave me a squinting look.

"Oh, you think you can get rich if you ask for that stone, what kind of book are you reading, it's misleading you!"

"Hey, it's the encyclopedia of Fengshui handed down from my ancestors. It's a family heirloom in my family, so I won't pass it on to the outside world. Just like you, kid, don't rush to death just because you're a yin messenger."

"Are you going or not? If you don't go, please get off!" I really don't want to say anything more to this greedy old man.

"Hey, you little doll, how did you talk to the old man? Let me tell you, my ancestors didn't actually learn to catch ghosts!

It's just that Yue Wei knows some divination methods of the five elements and eight trigrams, and some principles of yin and yang mutual generation and restraint. I really haven't practiced ghost hunting.

Besides, can't I see it too?Unlike your Yin envoys, who have their own eyes, how can this be compared? "

I snorted, "Xiaobai, show him!"

"Ah..." The old man looked out in a daze, "You mean there are ghosts here..."

"No, she's right next to you!" I said coldly.

Master Huang obviously froze. He listened to me, his face was a little nervous, but he didn't want to sweep his face in front of me, a young man, so he turned his head slowly and looked at the seat beside him. look.

"Oh, my mother..."

Following this exclamation, the old man in his sixties suddenly opened the car door nimbly and got out.

Because the movement was too fast, when he got out of the car, his feet got hooked on the seat belt, so when he couldn't stand still, he just fell to the ground like this.

Facing the door down, I fell and ate shit!