Beauty Comic Cultivation Record

"I am also going to Guanghan Palace to attend the Qionggui Banquet, but the Qionggui Banquet will not start for a few days. The Bodhisattva is so anxious, but it is a waste of energy. When I get to Guanghan Palace, I may have to wait even longer!"

Master Baoqing chuckled as he looked at the fat man in front of him who was dressed in gorgeous clothes.

She naturally recognized the person in front of her. Even in the Three Realms, this person was a "celebrity"

When she was still practicing hard in Xuanyuan Tomb, he was already the Marshal of the Heavenly Navy, in charge of the Tianhe sailors.

In terms of seniority, he is even better than the famous Heavenly King Tota.

Of course, what made Marshal Tianpeng famous was his affair with Chang'e.

The incident at that time involved the great catastrophe of Journey to the West, and the hidden secrets involved were unknown to outsiders.

However, Marshal Tianpeng was banished to the mortal world by the Emperor of Heaven for molesting the fairy Chang'e. He became a demon in the lower world. After many calamities in his journey to the west, he converted to Buddhism at Lingshan and achieved enlightenment.

The story didn't end there. For some reason, this Bodhisattva who had achieved enlightenment, actually went to Guanghan Palace to propose marriage.

The person being proposed to was still Dayi's wife, the most famous widow in the Three Realms.

The pig was thrown out of Guanghan Palace by Taiyin Star Lord, but due to the face of Buddhism, he was not punished too much.

Master Baoqingfang had some connections in Guanghan Palace, so he naturally knew what this dead pig was thinking.

According to one of her close friends, Taiyin Star God once said that the dead pig did not do it for the sake of beauty, but wanted to use this fate to anchor the path and achieve the Daluo fruit position.

It is for this reason that Taiyin Xingjun did not interfere too much.

This dead pig never misses the Qiong Gui Banquet, and his evil thoughts are known to everyone in the three realms.

But this dead pig is just one-sided, and the "Fairy Chang'e" has no interest in him.

Although she is not as famous as Taiyin Star Lord, she is also a well-known female fairy in the Three Realms. She is so famous that whenever people mention Chang'e, they almost all think of her.

Chang'e should regret stealing the elixir, the blue sky and the blue sky and the heart of every night.

Well, it was a fateful fate. At that time, there was a war between wizards and liches, and nine of the ten sons of the Demon King were shot down by Dayi.

Taiyin Star Lord is one of the two Taoist companions of the Demon Emperor. Although she is not the biological mother of the Ten Golden Crows, she still has a connection with him.

Chang'e was plotted against and took the elixir of immortality, then ascended to the Moon and was ruled by the Moon God.

If there is no trick involved, she would dare to cut off the tail.

Speaking of it, there were many things going on during the Conferred God Tribulation, and there were some culprits involved.

Most people who practice Taoism have reached the immortal realm of condensing the primordial spirit infant.

That heart is also like the ordinary world, often controlled by many thoughts such as the seven emotions and six desires, good and evil, gains and losses, greed, anger, and ignorance.

As a result, the true spirit is obscured. It is not a big deal if it is mild, but it is difficult to improve the Tao.

In serious cases, it will affect the soul, making the breath chaotic, and leading to obsession, all the hard work will be wasted, and one will fall into the cycle of reincarnation again.

Like this pig-head in front of me, although he is known for his lust,

But he was a god in heaven several kalpas ago, and later he entered Buddhism and attained the status of a Bodhisattva.

However, he has not been able to break free from the obsession in his heart and break through to the Daluo realm.

The reason why he is obsessed with "Fairy Chang'e" may be related to this.

But this time, this pighead will probably be disappointed again.

There was a conflict between Buddhism and Taiyin Star God. It was possible that he might not even be able to enter the gate of Guanghan Palace this time.

Baoqing Fangzhu is a businessman. She complained in her heart, but her face was full of enthusiasm: "After so many years, Daoist friend is still impatient and didn't even prepare a gift."

She laughed and teased, "Did you forget how you were hit by two thousand gold hammers and banished to the mortal world as a demon?"

The Bodhisattva, the altar purifier, said after a long while, "This is an old story, please don't make fun of it, I just thought of finding a place in Guanghan Heaven to store the generous gifts.
As far as I know, your Baoqingfang also has a branch in Guanghantian!
I just happened to see you out and about, so I wanted to buy you some gifts!"

Baoqingfangzhu's eyebrows curved, and he said with a smile: "I just run a small business to make a living. I didn't expect that I could catch the Taoist's eye! I wonder what you want to buy?"

"If you want to go to Guanghan Palace, you must buy some rouge and powder, which are things needed for girls' households!" said the Bodhisattva, the messenger of the altar.

At this moment, the curtain of the Qingyun carriage was lifted again, and a boy carrying a cloud of light came in front of the two people and bowed.

"Two seniors, my master invites you two to get in the car and have a chat!"

The gaze of the Bodhisattva, the Purifier of the Altar, lingered on the boy with horns for a moment, then he looked straight at the chariot, muttering something.

"Nine dragons pulling the carriage, with a canopy of auspicious clouds, in the past only a few emperors would travel with such a grand display. Master, I wonder which fellow Taoist is in the carriage?"

Baoqingfangzhu chuckled: "I just happened to hitchhike here, and I'm not familiar with the host family, but since they invited us to get in the car, why not go get to know them!"

The Bodhisattva, the messenger of the altar, glanced at the owner of Baoqingfang and thought, "This carriage frame should belong to the devil king Peng. I have never had any conflicts with him, so I don't think he will harm me. If I refuse, won't this fox look down on me?

I heard that this slutty fox supplies rouge and powder to the Guanghan Palace. If this gets to the fairy Chang'e, it will ruin my reputation!"

The Bodhisattva, the messenger of the altar, and the owner of Baoqingfang followed the boy into the carriage and chased after him.

Inside the curtain, two dragon girls sat beside Tang Song, while Shi Feixuan stood aside. Upon seeing the arrival of the Bodhisattva, the messenger of the altar, she quickly put her hands together in greeting.

Kun Yu, who had arrived in the carriage earlier, played with the gourd in his hand without even raising his head, as if studying the pill that emitted a glazed glow.

Baoqing Fangzhu smiled and introduced Tang Song: "Daoyou, this is the Bodhisattva of the Pure Altar of Lingshan!"

"Bodhisattva, this is Fellow Daoist Tang, a high-ranking cultivator who has lived in seclusion!"

"I have met you, you look kind, I wonder where you are practicing?"

The Bodhisattva, the messenger of the altar, entered the curtain and was slightly stunned when he saw Tang Song in green clothes. However, he had been in Lingshan for a long time and could tell at a glance that Tang Song had a Taoist charm. He was obviously a high-level cultivator who had attained the Daluo state. He quickly and respectfully put his hands together and greeted him.

Tang Song clapped his hands and said with a smile: "Bodhisattva, you are too polite. I have been a casual cultivator in one world and opened a Taoist temple outside the sky. It is not as big as the Lingshan where Taoist friends live. All the people who come and go are Taoist monks and great arhats."

The Bodhisattva of Purifying the Altar has a pig-like face and a loud heart.
Otherwise, he would not have been able to remain free and at ease after experiencing so many calamities and the destruction of heaven.

He couldn't figure out Tang Song's origins for a moment, so he could only laugh: "No, no, Taoist friend is not tainted by the world, lives in seclusion, only then can he be a true free and easy immortal!

Fellow Daoist, you are also going to attend the Qiong Gui Banquet this time!"

Tang Song smiled and said, "What a coincidence, I met Taiyin Xingjun in the Netherworld not long ago, so I got an invitation!
The Qiong Gui Banquet is still a long way off. If the Bodhisattva is not in a hurry, why not go with me!" The Bodhisattva, the altar purifier, did not receive an invitation to the Qiong Gui Banquet. This time he wanted to force his way in, so he naturally did not dare to go with Tang Song.

In order to avoid being stopped in front of Guanghan Gate and being embarrassed, he hurriedly said:

"You are too polite, my friend. I have some things to do in Guanghan Heaven. I cannot stay any longer. I cannot stay any longer!"

Upon hearing this, Tang Song looked deeply at the Bodhisattva, the Messenger of the Altar. That meaningful look made him tremble all over, and a chill surged in his heart.

The Bodhisattva, the Purifier of the Altar, subconsciously touched the back of his neck. For some reason, he felt a chill at the back of his head.

The Bodhisattva, the Purifier of the Altar, was secretly puzzled, but he didn't know that at this moment he was like a pig to be slaughtered, being closely watched by a group of people.

“Ouch!” “Tsk tsk” “Hmph”. . . . . .

Dozens of different voices came from around the Bodhisattva of the Purification Altar. Some were loud, some were sharp, and some were small. There were both male and female voices. Each voice was clear, but there was also a hint of weirdness.

It was so strange that the voice seemed to be in a different time and space from the Bodhisattva of the Purifier of the Altar.

Even though this great Bodhisattva combined the strengths of both Buddhism and humanity and had a high level of cultivation, he seemed unable to hear the strange sound.

Not only the Bodhisattva of the Purifier of the Altar, but also the Abbot of Baoqingfang and the Prince Kunyu of Beiming seemed to be completely unable to hear the sound, and could not see the figures surrounding the Bodhisattva of the Purifier of the Altar.

"This pig-head has practiced for more than ten kalpas after all. Although his Taoism is not satisfactory, his magic power is still okay. It's just right for him to practice to replenish his body!"

A Taoist in black looked coldly at the Bodhisattva of the Purifier of the Altar in front of him.
Standing quietly less than a meter away from him, he looked up and down at the great Buddhist Bodhisattva. He even reached out and stroked the Bodhisattva a few times, focusing on the golden light flashing behind his head.

A disdainful smile appeared on that face that looked exactly like Tang Song.

"There is no causal line on this pig. Since it doesn't recognize us, let's spare its life.

If you kill a Sandalwood Merit Buddha and then touch a Purifier Bodhisattva, and really provoke those immortals in the Buddhist sect, then you will be in trouble!"

A sinister voice was heard, coming from a Taoist in green.

"It's just a Bodhisattva, just kill him!" A cold voice came from a woman in white: "At worst, you can just leave this world, they can't chase you!
If you make me angry, let alone a Bodhisattva, we will join hands to set up the Twelve Capitals of Heaven formation, and even the sacred mountain will be refined!"

The twelve people scattered in the void in twos and threes are the incarnations of the twelve ancestor witches who were entrusted with the true spirits of the Tang and Song dynasties.

These twelve people surrounded the Bodhisattva of the Purifier of the Altar from top to bottom and from left to right, and looked at this great Bodhisattva as if they were selecting suitable ingredients for a roast suckling pig.

"Don't be careless! Judging from the incarnation of Guanyin with a fish basket left at Luojia Mountain in the South China Sea,
It's hard to say how many traps the Buddhas have set in this world, especially the two saints from the West. With their temperaments, they will not leave this world without preparation!" The Taoist in green shook his head.

"That's a good deal for the pig!" a cold voice sounded.

The Bodhisattva of the Purifier of the Altar, who had no idea that he had been wandering between life and death, was choosing gifts to buy from the owner of Baoqingfang.

Since the Tribulation of the God, Baoqingfang has been operating in the Three Realms for so many years and has its own rich foundation. Even Tang Song had just purchased a batch of rare treasures from Baoqingfang not long ago.

But this time, when the Bodhisattva, the messenger of the altar, asked to buy something, Baoqingfangzhu took out the purse from his waist and poured out the money.

Suddenly, nearly a hundred objects shining with various strange lights appeared in front of everyone. Among these objects, there were some that emitted terrifyingly powerful magical fluctuations.

The Bodhisattva, the messenger of the altar, looked left and right with his small eyes, his gaze lingering on each of the pearl hairpins, instruments of worship, mirrors and treasure boxes. After a selection,
Finally, he chose an ancient mirror and some jade bottles filled with rouge and powder. The former was probably a gift to Taiyin Xingjun, while the latter was used to bribe the fairies in Guanghan Palace.
Most of the money he had saved from incense offerings over the years was spent on this.

Tang Song looked at the Bodhisattva of the Altar Purifier in front of him with a deep gaze. Back when he was in the world of Journey to the West, he had killed one of the incarnations of this Bodhisattva.

When he came to this world, he killed Sandalwood Merit Buddha in front of the pig-headed man, but he did not see any cause and effect on this Bodhisattva.

Perhaps it was because he used the will of the Chaos Sea to completely end the cause and effect.

For some reason, the Bodhisattva of the Purifier of the Altar felt very depressed staying here. After selecting the gifts, he hurriedly said goodbye to everyone and rushed to Guanghantian.

The group also hurried on their way. Nine black dragons flew through the clouds and mist, pulling the carriage, and rushed towards Guanghantian at lightning speed.

The so-called Guanghantian refers specifically to the location of the Yin star. As an ancient star equivalent to the Sun, the Yin star is extremely huge and vast.

Unlike the harsh environment of the Sun Star which is filled with poisonous fire, the Moon Star is an excellent place for cultivation.

It was the season when the magnolias were in bloom, the laurels were everywhere, and the petals were floating in the air, so beautiful.

The cold moonlight spread out from the earth, and the entire lunar planet was glowing.

The moon hanging in the sky casts bright moonlight.

In a cold and quiet palace, a soft voice suddenly sounded:

"Master, that pig is here again!"

The pure white gauze fell on the jade-like ground, and the beautiful figure could be vaguely seen behind the gauze skirt.

A beautiful woman as beautiful as jade was lying lazily on the bed, gently kneading the grinning jade rabbit ears in her arms.

The beauty has a slender and beautiful figure, and her legs, which are barely visible, are crystal clear and sparkling with ivory-like brilliance.

Her facial features are delicate and beautiful, not as if they were acquired, and she is incredibly beautiful.

"Oh? No one from the Buddhist sect was invited to the Qiong Gui Banquet this time!" A voice mixed with coldness and charm sounded.

The fairy named Chang'e rubbed the snow-white little ball in her hand and said, "Xiaoyu, what do you think we should do?"

The little rabbit blinked its ruby-like eyes: "I think he is quite sincere, otherwise the master will meet him!"

"Hmm?" Fairy Chang'e lowered her cold gaze to the Jade Rabbit in her arms: "Xiaoyu, you accepted his kindness!"

The slender and flawless fingers pinched the Jade Rabbit's ears and twisted them three times.

"Master, Master! I know I'm wrong!"

Jade Rabbit kicked her legs in pain, and her soft, squirming voice was filled with tears.

"What's wrong with you?"

Fairy Chang'e snorted softly, but she relaxed her hands a little and let go of the little jade rabbit's long ears.

"I shouldn't have accepted the colorful lotus seeds given by that pig."

The little rabbit's ears drooped, and she cried, "It's true, the lotus seeds are so delicious, I want to eat them!"

(End of this chapter)