Beauty Comic Cultivation Record

Under a three-meter-high jade tree, a soft and tender little jade rabbit stood up and made a stealthy deal with a young man in brocade clothes.

The two men handed over the money with one hand and the goods with the other. Judging from their skillful movements, this was not the first time they had cooperated with each other.

Not far away, Tang Song and the other three watched this scene quietly.

"Huh? Why does that Nine Heavens Orchid look so familiar?"

Seeing the handsome young man secretly taking out a Nine Heavens Orchid to feed the little jade rabbit, Ao Zhuer felt that the orchid looked more and more familiar.

"How can it not look familiar? Isn't this the flower that Master Baoqing just sold?"

Tang Song smiled and reached out to touch the pair of ruby-like dragon horns on Ao Zhuer's forehead. The small dragon horns had a slightly warm touch, like warm jade. Not to mention, they felt quite comfortable to touch.

"Is this the fat guy we met a few days ago?"

Ao Zhu'er didn't care about the tingling feeling from Tang Song's touch, and glanced at the handsome young man in brocade clothes.
Thinking back to the fat nouveau riche guy I met not long ago, his mouth instantly opened into an O shape.

"Senior, are you saying that is the Bodhisattva of the Purifier of the Altar?" Shi Feixuan and Ao Xueer also looked at the young man in brocade clothes not far away in disbelief.

"The so-called face is just a superficial appearance for people like us. As a great bodhisattva of Buddhism, he has the ability to change into a myriad of forms. What's so strange about this!?"

Tang Song casually touched it, and a round mirror suddenly appeared in front of him. Through the mirror, the true body of Bodhisattva Purifier of the Altar appeared.

"Then what is he doing here?" Looking at the sneaky appearance of the Bodhisattva of the Purifier of the Altar, Ao Zhuer asked curiously.

Tang Song looked at the two people bargaining and gesturing, and said uncertainly: "It looks like they are trying to bribe this little rabbit!"

Under the jade tree, the little jade rabbit sneakily took out a pure white gauze dress from behind, and shook it in front of the Bodhisattva, the Purifier of the Altar:
"Well, this is the heavenly robe that the master has worn. Is it too much to exchange it for a Nine Revolutions Great Rejuvenation Pill?"

Looking at the gauze dress in the hands of the little jade rabbit, the Bodhisattva of the Purifier of the Altar froze in his face: "Xiaoyu, I'm not a pervert!"

God have mercy on him. He bribed the Jade Rabbit just to get some information and let her help him to persuade the fairy Chang'e.

He is not the Happy Buddha of Dingguang, so he has already seen through all the so-called beauty.
What he wanted now was nothing more than to end his relationship with the fairy Chang'e, so as to break through the barriers of the Golden Immortal and achieve Daluo.

"Oh?!" Little Jade Rabbit's face suddenly realized something, but the perverted look in its ruby ​​eyes did not diminish at all, but became more obvious.

"Master's underwear is not allowed. If the master knew about this, I would be beaten to death!"

As soon as the little jade rabbit said this, the Bodhisattva of the Purifier of the Altar froze in his expression.

The three women beside Tang Song all looked disgusted and disdainful.

Did this great Bodhisattva of Lingshan collude with the Jade Rabbit to steal the clothes of the fairy Chang'e?

If this is true, then the integrity of this great Bodhisattva is truly...

Even Shi Feixuan, a Buddhist disciple, looked at the Bodhisattva, the Purifier of the Altar, with a bit of disdain in her eyes, and her hands couldn't help but tighten her dress.

Tang Song's eyes fell on a jade tree, and a hint of amusement flashed in his eyes.

"Uh"

At this time, the Bodhisattva of the Purification of the Altar had mixed feelings in his heart, and it was difficult for him to express his state of mind in words:

"Xiaoyu, is it possible that you misunderstood me? I just hope you can say a few good words for me in front of the fairy!"

"Ah? Did I misunderstand?" Little Jade Rabbit suddenly realized. She rolled her eyes and looked at the white gauze dress in her hand: "What about this heavenly dress? I've already taken it out. Why don't you buy it?"

The Bodhisattva, the messenger of the altar, obviously did not expect Xiaoyu to say such a thing, and he waved his hands repeatedly to express his disagreement.

If the fairy Chang'e knew about this, he would never be able to set foot in Guanghan Palace again.

"No! I got this with great difficulty. You can't deny it. You must accept it.

I'll take a step back. I don't want the Nine Transformations Pill anymore. You can give me two purple gold carrots!" The little jade rabbit jumped up and down.

"Otherwise I'll tell the master!"

"No, no, the last time I went to the Spiritual Medicine Garden to steal the Purple Jade Dragon King Ginseng, I was almost discovered by the guardian Vajra guarding the mountain. Now the whole Lingshan Mountain has stepped up its vigilance!"

The Bodhisattva, the Purifier of the Altar, waved his hands repeatedly.

"Forget it, forget it. We've traded so many times, so I'll give you that thing first. You owe me two purple gold carrots, don't forget to pay me back later!"

The little jade rabbit stuffed the celestial clothes in his hand into the hands of the Bodhisattva, the Purifier of the Altar, without any explanation.

The Bodhisattva of the Purifier of the Altar looked at the pure white celestial robe in his hand and was a little dazed for a moment.

"Sorry!" Little Jade Rabbit looked at the client she had worked with many times, with a hint of apology in her eyes.
Under the astonished gaze of the Bodhisattva of the Purifier of the Altar, he suddenly retreated, leaping a hundred miles away, and his small body emitted a thunderous sound that shook the earth:
"Someone come! There's a flower thief, there's a flower thief!"

"Flower thief! Where is he?"

The Bodhisattva, the Purifier of the Altar, subconsciously looked around, and then his gaze stopped on the white celestial garment in his hand. Then he threw the gauze garment in his hand away as if avoiding a poisonous scorpion.

"Xiao Yu! You cheated me!" The face of the Bodhisattva, the messenger of the altar, changed drastically, and the whole person instantly turned into a stream of light and rushed out of Guanghan Palace.

Because, in the cold Moon Palace, a gaze filled with a hint of anger had fallen on him.

Boom!

A flowing sleeve swept across the sky, crossed the endless void in an instant, and smashed onto the body of the Bodhisattva, the Purifier of the Altar.

This great Bodhisattva, who was only half a step away from attaining Buddhahood, was instantly blasted away billions of miles.

"You bastard! If you dare sneak into Guanghan Palace again, I will castrate you!"

A cold voice sounded in the ears of the Bodhisattva of the Purification Altar.

"Xiaoyu, good job!"

The Bodhisattva of Purification of the Altar turned into a meteor and disappeared into the sky. A female fairy in white clothes appeared from behind the jade tree.

The little jade rabbit jumped with its legs and leaped directly into the arms of the fairy.

The fairy had curved eyebrows and was rubbing the glutinous rice dumpling in her arms. She seemed to be in a good mood.

"Master! Are we going too far by doing this?" A soft voice came from the little rabbit's mouth. She was chewing the orchid in her mouth as if she were eating a mushroom.

A refreshing fragrance emanated from the furry little rabbit.

There was a hint of regret in the little jade rabbit's voice. After all, there would never be such a sucker again.

Fairy Chang'e stroked the jade rabbit in her arms with a smile on her face:
"I know what Tian Peng wants, but it has nothing to do with me! Why would he provoke me just for his own path? This is just a small lesson for him!
If he dares to provoke me again, I don't mind giving him a hard time. This time there's no Great Celestial to protect him!"

Fairy Chang'e walked towards her palace holding the Jade Rabbit.

"Master! The clothes haven't been taken yet!" A soft and tender voice sounded in the arms of Fairy Chang'e.

"No, I'll find someone to make another one for you later!" Fairy Chang'e said without turning her head.

"Give it to me? Doesn't this dress belong to the master?" The little jade rabbit's soft voice was a little hesitant. "Hehe!"

Fairy Chang'e raised her arm slightly, moved the hair by her ear with her slender fingers, and smiled softly:
"You have already guessed it, Xiaoyu, this dress was custom-made for you by me!"

"what?"

The little rabbit's ruby-red eyes widened, its drooping ears stood up high, and its small tail twitched twice:

"Ah, Master, but this dress was clearly found in your closet."

The little jade rabbit seemed to realize that he had let the cat out of the bag and quickly shut up.

"Of course I put it in there. Xiaoyu, ah Xiaoyu, you are still a little young to fight with me!"

The beauty stretched out her slender index finger and lightly tapped the dazed little rabbit's brow.

The silvery-white moonlight trembled gently, and the figure of the beauty holding the jade rabbit disappeared in the moonlight.

The four people from Tang and Song who had watched such a great show also walked out from behind the tree.

Ao Zhuer, Ao Xueer and Shi Feixuan looked at each other in surprise. They obviously didn't expect to witness such a drama during a garden visit.

Not to mention the fairy Chang'e and the Bodhisattva, even the Jade Rabbit was an unattainable figure for them.

It was Tang and Song who were here to protect them, otherwise the three of them would be really afraid that they would not be able to leave Guanghan Palace.

"You guys go somewhere else first!" Tang Song's eyes moved and he said to the three people.

The two dragon girls and a Buddhist fairy with untied hair left the place together.

"Greetings, Star Lord!" Tang Song nodded slightly towards the void in front of him.

"My disciples are so naughty, I'm sorry to make you laugh!"

A light laugh was heard, and ripples continued to appear in the void in front of Tang Song.

Tap tap
With a chuckle, Chang Xi, the Moon God who had once met Tang Song, walked out of the void.

Chang Xi chuckled, and his cold eyes fell on Tang Song. There was a hint of surprise in his eyes, and a hint of the charm of a little woman.

With her face that is no less beautiful than the fairy Chang'e, any man who sees her will be moved.

For some reason, Tang Song always felt that the way the Taiyin Star Lord looked at him was a little strange, as if it was mixed with some deep meaning.

"I just happened to be here and didn't mean to pry into other people's privacy!" Tang Song thought for a moment and explained himself.

Chang Xi smiled and said, "It's okay. You came here at my invitation. I just hope you won't let this incident ruin your mood of enjoying the flowers!"

Tang Song looked at the Taiyin Star God in front of him. He couldn't help but think of Selena, whom he had not seen for a long time. The one in front of him was the true goddess of the moon.

Its original form was conceived from the origin of Taiyin, and it was one of the earliest innate gods and demons born at the beginning of the universe. It can be called the Lord of Taiyin and the Lord of Moonlight.

Tang Song estimated that even if his thirteen incarnations in this world, plus his original body, appeared together, they might not be a match for the female fairy before them.

Out of fear, Tang Song's eyes did not linger on Chang Xi's face for too long.

Looking at the lazy Taiyin Star Lord who was stepping on the crystal-like jade ground in front of him, he took out a storage bag from his arms:

With a somewhat apologetic look on his face, he said, "Xingjun, I came here this time not only to attend the banquet, but also to settle a cause and effect with a fellow Taoist!"

"As for the matter of Yuanhai, it was my disciples who got greedy and caused the fatal disaster. They deserved to suffer this disaster!"

Chang Xi did not take the storage bag from Tang Song's hand. He seemed to know what he wanted to say. He chuckled and spoke.

"My fellow Daoist has a broad mind!" Tang Song raised his eyebrows. The reaction of this Taiyin Star Lord was somewhat beyond his expectations.

Both of them were silent for a moment.

Chang Xi's eyes fell on Tang Song's face, and he seemed to remember something and chuckled:
"Daoyou has an extraordinary cultivation. I know most of the Daluo in the three realms, but I have never heard of your name!"

Tang Song smiled bitterly and said, "I am stupid and can't follow you like you. I can only start early and do what hard work can make up for my shortcomings. I have been in seclusion for countless eons and just came out recently."

Chang Xi looked Tang Song up and down, with a hint of ridicule in his eyes:

"You just came out of retreat, that's a bit of a coincidence. Not long ago, the Sandalwood Merit Buddha passed away, and the Buddhist sect has not yet found the murderer."

Tang Song's mind was startled, and he subconsciously wanted to contact the Samsara Palace to escape from this world, but his face remained unchanged, and he frowned and said:

"What do you mean by this, fellow Daoist? Are you doubting me? Although I have some experience in cultivation, I can only bury a Buddha in Lingshan. I think only a few saints have such magical powers!
I was in retreat that day, and I noticed a change in the way of heaven. It rained blood for seven consecutive days, so I was disturbed and came out of retreat."

"Really?" Chang Xi glanced at Tang Song with a half-smile, "It's still early for the Qionghua Banquet, why don't you come with me to have a cup of tea first!"

Tang Song raised his eyebrows. He was not surprised at the possibility of being exposed.

As he left more traces in this world, it was inevitable that he would be noticed by those powerful ones.

But he didn't expect it to happen so early, and what's more, something went wrong in an impossible place. The one who killed Sandalwood Merit Buddha was the incarnation of the Will of the Chaos Sea.

Not to mention that those sect leaders have left this world, even if they were in this world, they would not be able to deduce anything.

Unless someone saw him leaving the Sandalwood Merit Buddha Temple
That pig? It’s impossible. If it were that pig, all the Buddhas in Lingshan would have come to the door long ago.

Countless thoughts flashed through his mind, and Tang Song looked at Taiyin Star Lord with dark and uncertain eyes.

Chang Xi seemed unaware of the danger in Tang Song's eyes. She turned around calmly and walked straight towards her palace. Her graceful figure was looming under her white skirt.

Tang Song followed behind Taiyin Star Lord with his hands behind his back. His eyes fell on his jade neck. He secretly wondered in his heart whether he could cut off the jade neck if he set up the Twelve Heavenly Gods and Demons Formation and summoned Pangu's true body.

No, it's still not right, I might as well drag her into the world of Journey to the West: Conquering the Demons.
That world was created by himself, and he has absolute advantage. If he uses all means possible, he may have a chance to win.

If it really doesn't work, then shatter that world. Even if the Taiyin Star Lord in front of him is very powerful, it will take some effort for him to escape.

"rustle-"

Thinking of this, Tang Song's gaze became more dangerous, and a chaotic halo emerged from under his palm.

Just as Tang Song was about to raise his hand, there was a rustling sound of leaves blowing in the wind suddenly above his head.

Tang Song paused and looked at the laurel tree above his head.

"Daoyou, what are you going to do?"

Chang Xi turned around and looked at Tang Song, his eyes flashing with a smile of a successful prank.

Pingxin flirted with her, and she couldn't beat Pingxin, but could she not teach her, a junior, a lesson?

(End of this chapter)