Beauty Comic Cultivation Record

"Aren't you going to sit down?"

Empress Pingxin sat down and made some tea for herself. She looked up at the two people who were becoming increasingly tense, with a playful expression on her face.

"Do you want me to open up a new world for you to fight again?!"

Hearing what Empress Pingxin said, Chang Xi snorted coldly, stopped staring at Tang Song, and sat down opposite Empress Pingxin angrily.

Tang Song heaved a sigh of relief at this moment. Facing Chang Xi's cold gaze mixed with shame, anger and irritation,

Even though Tang Song thought he was thick-skinned enough, he still felt a little embarrassed. He glanced at the tea on the table and coughed lightly:
“Good tea needs some good food to go with it!”

As he spoke, Tang Song's robe sleeves trembled slightly, and a table of delicacies appeared.

Mousse cake, mung bean cake, pineapple cake, yam cake, taro with frosting
A wide variety of delicious snacks from the world of gourmet food, with a capture level of at least one thousand, filled the tea table.

"It is said that there are many strange things in the world, but I didn't expect there is such a strange world!"

Empress Pingxin picked up a piece of mung bean cake and tasted it carefully, with a hint of surprise in her voice.

At her level, she could see through the essence of these delicacies with just one glance.
She even saw the other side's food world through the Dao rhyme on these delicacies.

"Well, it tastes good!" For Empress Pingxin, let alone delicacies with a capture level of over a thousand, even those ingredients with a capture level of one million or tens of millions are just for tasting.

However, billions of years of evolution in the food industry have all been spent on "eating". Regardless of the effects of these delicacies, their taste is absolutely top-notch.

Even Empress Pingxin couldn't help but taste all the snacks and meals on the table.

Chang Xi saw that Empress Pingxin was eating with relish, and his eyes fell on the plate of pineapple cakes in front of Tang Song, with a hint of hesitation in his eyes.

Tang Song glanced at her sideways, and lightly shook his fingers on the table, and the plate of pineapple cakes appeared in front of Chang Xi.

Chang Xi looked up at Tang Song. Tang Song lowered his head, as if putting all his attention on the teacup in his hand.

"Humph!"

Chang Xi snorted softly, but his fair fingers picked up a piece of pineapple cake and took a small bite.

The distinct layers of sweet taste immediately made her eyes slightly curved, even though she usually ate nothing but ate wind and dew.

It turns out that no woman can resist the temptation of sweets.

Although Changxi was the Moon God, a congenital deity, what good things had she ever eaten? Only some osmanthus cake, dragon liver and phoenix marrow, and peaches and ginseng fruits.

The value of these innate spiritual objects and fruits lies more in their ability to increase cultivation. As for whether they taste good or not, that depends on personal opinion.

Although the world of food is a little weird, billions of years of evolution have made "delicious" a natural rule in that world.

Just like the delicious ingredients used to make pineapple cakes require a supernova explosion to produce.

It often takes hundreds of thousands of years to produce a golden pineapple suitable for making pineapple cakes.

As for making pineapple cakes from a planet-sized golden pineapple, only three gourmet gods in the entire food world have the skill to do so.

Even the new chef Qiao Ya has only recently mastered the method of cooking and making this kind of pineapple cake.

There were only seven or eight pineapple cakes on the small plate. Tang Song only took a sip of tea. When his eyes fell on Chang Xi again,

I found that the plate in front of her was already clean.

His eyes fell on Chang Xi, and he saw Chang Xi looking at the pineapple cake crumbs on his fingertips with a somewhat hesitant expression.

Then he gently put his fingertips into those slightly pale blue lips.
Chang Xi likes this kind of delicacy very much. Although it is not as spiritually powerful as osmanthus cake, its sweet taste makes her happy.

While enjoying the comfort brought by the delicious food, Chang Xi suddenly recalled:

That bastard who was pretending to be dead was peeking at her!

What are you spying on her? What else can you spy on?
She looked up and saw Tang Song's strange expression, and felt his eyes falling on her lips.

After a moment's silence, for some unknown reason, Chang Xi suddenly blushed, which was rare.

"These exotic foods contain a lot of rules from the other world. They are worth exploring!"

She forced herself to calm down, her face returning to its usual cold look, and she spoke calmly.

If you want to capture a woman's heart, first capture her stomach.

No wonder I heard in my previous life that many women were deceived by snacks＊＊
Tang Song felt amused and smiled, "I happen to have some delicious food here, Xingjun may want to taste some."

Tang Song pointed to another point on the tea table, and the plates on the table were immediately filled up again.

Only this time, there are a few more pineapple cakes than before!

Chang Xi looked at the plate filled with pineapple cakes in front of him. For some reason, his resentment towards Tang Song seemed to have lessened a lot.

Empress Pingxin reduced her presence to a minimum, picking up a snack on the dining table from time to time, with the smile on her face that never stopped from beginning to end.

"Tsk tsk, it's worth it that I borrowed this red hydrangea from the Queen Wa Palace!"

In the void that Tang Song and Chang Xi could not see, a red hydrangea was floating on the carrier, emitting red halos.

Strands of red light shone through the void and reflected on Tang Song and Chang Xi.
. . . . .

As they ate snacks and drank tea, the atmosphere between the three of them eased a little.

Seeing that Tang Song seemed interested in the foreign visitors, Empress Pingxin began to tell him about the incident in a low voice.

"The Chaos Sea is boundless. The general universe and the great world all have a lifespan and must experience the three disasters of wind, water, and fire!"

"Among the three disasters, wind is the wind of chaos. When it blows, the stars collapse, the world's barrier collapses, and the tide of chaos turns into a water disaster that sweeps across the heaven and earth, bringing everything to ruins.

If you don’t attain Daluo, your only fate will be death in this world-destroying disaster!

However, the worlds in the Chaos Sea are as numerous as the hairs on a cow, and every once in a while, the remaining souls of the cosmic creatures destroyed by the Chaos Tide are swept into this world and reborn!"

"The barrier of the Yama world can block the tide of chaos, how can those residual souls fall into this world!"

There was a hint of inexplicable sadness in Tang Song's eyes. If it was true as what Lady Pingxin said, then his hometown in his first life would be...
Lady Pingxin shook her head and said, "The world of Yama is vast. Daozun once said that among the 300 billion worlds surrounding Yama, Yama should be the first!"

“Yamfu is like an isolated island. It will naturally attract mayflies, fish and shrimps in the sea. The Heavenly Dao will also absorb these foreign souls, absorb their essence and complete itself!” As the authentic incarnation of the creator and master of the way of reincarnation, Empress Pingxin’s understanding of this world is naturally incomparable to ordinary people.

Even Chang Xi, the female fairy of Taiyin, pales in comparison with her in terms of knowledge.

"Then the invasion of the extraterritorial demons a million years ago was also a catastrophe spontaneously triggered by the Heavenly Dao?"

Chang Xi frowned slightly and his eyes fell on Empress Pingxin.

At that time, those Chaos Gods and Demons invaded this world. As the top master of this world, she used her magical powers in the Chaos Sea to set off endless tides, and killed hundreds of Old Ones, Outer Gods, and Chaos Gods and Demons in one fell swoop.

But she always felt that what happened back then was a little strange, and these chaotic gods and demons came too strangely.

“This is the fire catastrophe of the Jambu world, but it was instigated by someone and broke out three catastrophes ahead of schedule!” Empress Pingxin picked up the teacup, took a sip of tea and said.

"It's because of Heaven!" Tang Song frowned slightly, thinking of the strangeness of Heaven's demise.

"That's right!" Empress Pingxin looked at Tang Song approvingly.

"What are they after?" Tang Song asked puzzledly, "They are already the strongest in this world, having achieved the Hun Yuan Dao Fruit. Even the Great Celestial Venerable would have to show some respect to them when he sees them!

Why bother changing the dynasty? "

Tang Song couldn't understand why such a plot could be made. Apart from those few sect leaders, Tang Song couldn't think of anyone who could do such a thing.
I just don’t know who took action, or which people took action to sweep the Heavenly Palace into the dust of history.

"Why did that pig pursue Chang'e so hard? He was just after her beauty!" Lady Pingxin glanced at Changxi teasingly:
"Or do you think that my sister wants your position as the Queen Mother of the Eastern Palace because you are so handsome?"

When Chang Xi heard Empress Pingxin interrupting him, she couldn't help but give her a fierce look with her beautiful eyes.

"They want to go one step further!" Tang Song understood a little: "But what does this have to do with the Heavenly Court!"

"This matter has its origins from when the Dao Master attained enlightenment!"

Empress Pingxin sighed slightly as she told the story to Tang Song.

When the world of Yamafu had just been opened up and the universe was just beginning, a group of innate gods and demons had just emerged from heaven and earth.

There are three thousand great ways in the world, and three thousand innate gods and demons were born in Jambudvīpa. At that time, some of these innate gods and demons had just been born, and some had not yet awakened.

Because these innate gods and demons were born in accordance with the rules of heaven and earth, they have been endowed with great magical powers and in charge of the rules of a path since their birth.

However, the rules of heaven and earth had not yet been perfected at that time. Although those innate gods and demons were powerful, they did not know how to practice.

Their strength comes more from themselves.

At that time, Dao Zun was already walking in Jambu. He was the first practitioner, the first preacher, the first person to attain enlightenment, and the first person to transcend in Jambu.

He founded the Xuan Sect, opened up the Zixiao Palace, and spread the way of cultivation.
Empress Pingxin's eyes flickered slightly, as if she was recalling the past when she listened to the teachings in Zixiao Palace.

"The origin of the Dao Master is mysterious. He doesn't seem to be one of the three thousand innate gods and demons. No one knows the origin of this Dao Master, but he has not concealed the source of his power!"

At this point, Empress Pingxin paused for a moment and looked at Tang Song: "Do you know what it is?"

"The Jade Disc of Creation!" Tang Song already knew what Empress Pingxin was talking about.

"Yes, it is the Jade Disc of Creation!" Lady Pingxin continued, "At that time, the world was just created, the Way of Heaven was clear, and I don't know what kind of magical power Dao Zun used to imprint the origin of the Way of Heaven and all three thousand great ways!
The precious disc that bears the origin of the Heavenly Dao is the Jade Disc of Creation!"

Tang Song blinked. He understood what Empress Pingxin said, putting it in simple terms.

In an exam class, everyone is preparing for the exam.

Dao Zun ran to the office and copied down all the answers to the exam.

So the Jade Disc of Creation is just a cheat sheet with the answers?
Listening to the words of Lady Pingxin, Tang Song felt a chill behind his back for some reason. He thought of his "golden finger" and the memories imprinted on his original true spirit. Could it be that
"This opportunity of Dao Zun is unique since Pangu created the world. As the world evolves and the rules of heaven are perfected, even those who have attained the Dao of Hunyuan Wuji cannot glimpse the origin of heaven."

Chang Xi, who was standing by, was listening intently, thinking back to the past, and couldn't help but let out a cry of envy from his heart.

In a world as top as Yamafu, if one could penetrate the origin of heaven and earth, the improvement in cultivation could be imagined.

Even those few masters who have achieved the Dao of the primordial universe would not have such an opportunity.
“So those people suspected that the Jade Disc of Creation was in the hands of that great Celestial Lord, that’s why they took over the Heaven.” Tang Song hesitated.

"The Jade Disc of Creation was destroyed by Dao Zun a long time ago and was integrated back into the Heavenly Dao!" Lady Pingxin shook her head and said, "If the Jade Disc of Creation was really in Haotian's hands, he would have achieved the Dao of Primordial Chaos long ago. Why would he waste countless calamities?"

"So what exactly do they want to do?" Tang Song was confused: "Since the things are not in Haotian's hands, what good will it do them if the Heavenly Palace collapses?"

"The Heavenly Court maintains the operation of the three realms and sorts out the laws of heaven and earth. It represents the will of heaven..."

"They destroyed the Heavenly Palace and allowed the avenues from outside the domain to invade this world. They wanted to make the Heavenly Dao flawed, and use this opportunity to carry out the old deeds of the Taoist Master and spy on the origin of the Heavenly Dao!" Tang Song suddenly realized.

Simply put, the Heavenly Dao is a bank vault, the kind that won't be opened once gold is deposited in it.

When the vault was first built, Dao Zun secretly wrote down the password of the vault and then stole the gold from the vault. He became rich and became the president of the bank.

He hired a group of people to manage the vault and paid them salaries.

Later, the president resigned and several of the first batch of old employees were promoted to bank directors.

Some of them were not satisfied with their dividends and wages, so they found a group of robbers from outside and blew open the door of the vault.

The Tianting banking management agency went bankrupt under attacks from both inside and outside. The bank's general manager Haotian was shot eight times in the back and fell in a gun battle with the robbers.

Tang Song was naturally familiar with this matter.
When he was on the street in New York, the soldiers of his Black Magic Special Forces had received such orders many times.

Bank executives hired people to rob their bank. Afterwards, they dared to report a bill of 3 million as 300 million. Then they sought compensation from the insurance company, and thus were able to offset some unclear accounts.

Tsk tsk, no wonder some people say that after reading history, you will understand that there is nothing new under the sun.

Hearing Tang Song's words, Chang Xi's palms tightened slightly, and he looked at Empress Pingxin in great shock.

Although she had a close friendship with Empress Pingxin, this was the first time she heard about this from Empress Pingxin.

"They act like this, aren't they afraid of God's punishment?"

"The destruction of Heaven was caused by the invasion of evil demons from outside the realm. What does it have to do with a few saints?" Tang Song gave her a strange look:
"The saints eliminated the evil spirits, saved the people and the country, and mended the barriers in the world. They are the great contributors to the world. How could the heaven punish them?"

(End of this chapter)