Three Kingdoms: The Guan Family's Rebellious Son, Long Blessing Jing Xiang
Chapter 111 How can I win the battle even if I can't hold the crotch?
Chapter 111 How can I win the battle even if I can't hold the crotch?
Jingzhou, Xiangyang City.
There is no impenetrable wall in this world.
When Cao Chun learned that a servant of an "arms dealer" came to Jiangling City.
And the arms dealer mentioned that in the mountains at the junction of Jiangxia County and Nanyang County, there are actually a large number of military supplies hidden.
Cao Chun immediately went to find Cao Ren.
It seems to be a generous pleading, but it is actually asking for help.
"Is the eldest brother going to compete with the younger brother?"
"What does Zihe mean by that?" Cao Ren was still playing sloppy.
Cao Chun's tone was severe, "How can you hide the fire inside the paper? Even my younger brother knows that there is a Jiangling visitor in Xiangyang City."
"It said in his mouth that a large amount of military equipment is hidden in the north of Jiangxia County, and there are many magic soldiers who can defeat the enemy? With such news, why does the eldest brother still hold his troops?"
this…
Cao Ren was horrified that Cao Chun was able to obtain such confidential information when he first arrived.
As expected...in the family.
The lineage of the father... the energy of the son-in-law is still far-reaching and broad.
"Zihe, don't panic." Cao Ren said patiently: "This is just the merchant's one-sided words. Brother has sent people to investigate... If there is, I will definitely not stand still!"
"Brother is still lying to me?" Cao Chun's words became more and more tit-for-tat. "Just yesterday, Tanma reported back that there are indeed a large number of sidecars, wooden oxen, horses, and crossbows hidden in the valley! There are no more than a hundred people on guard! It's true that I'm new here, but I'm not blind!"
Since childhood, Cao Chun has been proud.
In addition, Cao Chun's pride was undoubtedly magnified tenfold with the tiger and leopard cavalry under his command.
And since the day Cao Chun came, he refused to accept Cao Ren's strategy.
What bullshit sticks to the main?
Even the "firm wall and clear field" that showed weakness have been used.
Tiger and Leopard Riders have never been so cowardly!
Cao Chun asked for a battle to go south several times, but Cao Ren stopped them. The reason was that although the water level of the river had begun to drop, the dry season had not yet come, and the time had not yet come.
Originally Cao Chun was fine.
But because someone had no ambitions with Cao Ren, he told Cao Chun behind his back.
Only then did Cao Chun realize that his elder brother hadn't told him about many things, or even discussed with him.
And this "ordnance" thing...is one of them.
"I heard that these ordnance are widely known in Jiangling City." Cao Chun's voice rose again. "The sidecar can withstand the charge of the cavalry, the crossbow can kill a bull with one shot of ten shots, and the wooden ox and horse can transport rations in the shallows and dangerous places, as if walking on flat ground. Such a vital ordnance, my brother can't help it." Send someone to fetch them, do you really have to wait for this merchant to transport them to Jiangling and sell them to the Sun Liu coalition army?"
Cao Chun's tone became more and more impolite.
Finally, it has come to the point of tit for tat!
Cao Ren showed concern, "Am I worried that there might be fraud?"
"There is fraud? How can there be fraud? There were scouts to investigate before, and there really is this ordnance in the valley... Is this fake?"
Cao Chun continued: "What's more, the garrison in Jiangxia is only [-]. My brother led [-] tiger and leopard riders to make a surprise attack. They can reach the valley within a day. The autumn wind sweeps the fallen leaves, and the armor can be transported back. God doesn't know. , without anyone noticing!"
"Let's take a step back, so what if it's really a fraud? Brother, I wish these Jiangxia garrisons were in ambush. If they don't come out, if they leave the city, then my tiger and leopard ride will be like entering no one's land, and treat them like dogs! Simply go all out and capture the entire Jiangxia!"
This…
Cao Ren was horrified at the younger brother's courage.
He also understood Cao Chun's intention to make meritorious deeds, but... this time he was facing Guan Yu!
Any negligence in any link may cause the consequences of 'failing success'.
These years, ruling Xiangfan...Cao Ren's temperament has changed a lot, and he has become a lot more cautious...The reason for this is not that he has become cowardly, but that he has suffered too much from Guan Yu's hands!
"Humph…"
At this moment, Cao Chun's voice sounded again.
"Brother has learned the tortoise technique over the years, have you forgotten the bravery of my Cao Wei cavalry in field battles?"
Cao Chun's tone was filled with infinite sarcasm: "Today, my younger brother will lead the tiger and leopard riders to snatch this ordnance openly, brother, let's take a good look at it, and brother should also think about it, all these years... shrinking and defending, what is it? It's not ridiculous!"
talking...
Cao Chun walked out of here with dragon and tiger steps.
His aura was too strong, and his words were so sharp that Man Chong, who was here to discuss military affairs with Cao Ren, dared not intervene.
After Cao Chun walked away, Man Chong shook his head lightly, "Sure enough, as the general said, you and the general are in big trouble!"
"Boning..." Cao Ren said softly, "Do you think...the merchants and these weapons are real or fake?"
this…
Man Chong didn't shake his head or nod, he just murmured.
"No matter how you look at it, this time... it doesn't look like a fake!"
Cao Ren thought about it carefully before nodding his head. "Indeed, it's not like a fake...but it's because it's too real, so..."
"General Zixiao, the general thinks you are thinking too much!"
Man Chong reminded. "Perhaps, this matter is not so complicated? Don't forget, that 'Zhang Wuji' is still in our hands."
Without waiting for him to finish speaking...
With Cao Renna behind his back, his tightly clenched fists suddenly loosened.
"Let Zihe take that 'Zhang Wuji' and let him lead the way..."
"This general doesn't believe it. If it's really a fraud? Can Zhang Wuji... himself be killed?"
...
...
The junction of Jiangxia County and Nanyang County.
The rolling hills can't be seen at a glance. There are countless dangerous peaks and valleys here.
One day ago, Guan Ping's soldiers and horses had arrived here.
They came quietly in a dozen teams...
Not to mention the Cao army in Xiangfan, even Jiangxia, which is now divided into two... the Dongwu soldiers and Jingzhou soldiers stationed separately don't know.
——When did such a garrison come here?
At this moment, in the midst of the mountains...in a big camp.
Guan Ping, the general of the Yamen, is now sitting high in the commander-in-chief, with the village chiefs, centurion commanders, and thousand commanders standing beside him, ready to go...
Guan Xing and Guan Suo, who are the chiefs of the village, also came with their troops.
It was Guan Yu who specially ordered them to come...
Let them see the real battlefield!
And the soldiers and horses here have long exceeded Guan Ping's 5000 men, and Guan Yu's specially dispatched troops have far exceeded [-]!
Guan Yinping wanted to follow, but was stopped by Guan Yu.
The reason is...
There is no need to do anything during this time, her task is to protect Guan Lin's safety!
This one.
If it was another reason...Bao Buqi and Guan Yinping tried every means to follow.
Can…
Protecting the safety of the fourth brother is a bit... weird.
Guan Yinping didn't reject his father, accepted the job, and wanted to take this opportunity to tell his fourth brother about the private matter.
Can…
In fact...
Where is the slightest danger for the fourth brother Guan Lin?
Every day is just a few things step by step, whether it is Guan's mansion, or the thief Cao's mansion, and occasionally goes to Bao's restaurant to drink.
Nothing to protect?
Could it be... There will be someone who is against him?
On the other hand, Guan Ping, Guan Xing, and Guan Suo... They were still discussing whether the information from the fourth brother (brother) Guan Lin was accurate or not?
Just then...the spies rushed in.
"——Report...About [-] cavalry were dispatched from Xiangyang City. They are well-equipped and galloping...to Jiangxia North! The direction is towards Sunset Valley!"
Hearing this, Guan Ping looked excited, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help drawing an arc, and he said with emotion as if he was relieved:
——"If it's Sunset Valley, then the fourth brother is right..."
Guan Xing and Guan Suo were also full of excitement.
Guan Suo quickly reminded: "If... if the route is exactly the same as the fourth brother predicted, then... let alone [-] cavalry, even [-] cavalry will be the turtle in the jar!"
Guan Ping quickly asked, "Is this the only vanguard army?"
"There are still five hundred laborers after that..." Tan Ma reported truthfully, "After labor, there is still an infantry team of 3000 people, but they move slowly and cannot meet the vanguard!"
Hearing this, Guan Ping suddenly stood up, "Okay, since the fourth brother has predicted all this, then Cao Jun dares to come, all officers and men, let's give him a big gift together!"
Immediately, Guan Ping's expression became meticulous, and he began to give orders.
"Second brother, you will lead the car formation. Once Cao Jun enters Sunset Valley, immediately block the exit with a van, so that they will never come back!"
"Here!" Guan Xing bowed his hands and accepted the order.
Last time, he was severely taught by this van. Since then, he has been full of interest and obsession with this van.
If you can try this "car array" on the battlefield, it would be great!
He really wanted to witness the sense of despair that the enemy cavalry felt when they were at a loss when their charge was blocked.
Now... just right.
A hundred vans are enough to block the exit of the valley, making it impossible for Cao Jun to come back.
"Weizhi, I'll leave the crossbowman to you." Guan Ping continued to order, "It's just a matter of trying the power of the fourth brother's crossbow!"
Guan Suo is more excited...
When he learned that all of this was planned by the fourth brother, and that these "artifacts" were all invented by the fourth brother, he became excited.
until now...
Although the fourth brother Guan Lin is not around, but holding the Liannu in his hand... What Guan Suo feels is that the fourth brother is fighting side by side with him!
"Brother, don't worry, younger brother will never let you down, nor will fourth brother!"
Guan Ping nodded, "This Sunset Valley mountain road is dangerous, as long as we can block Cao Jun's retreat and be condescending...this battle...will be won!"
...
...
"What?"
There are soup cakes on the table, soup, jumping balls, Wuchang fish, and meatballs!
But Guan Lin didn't have any appetite...
He stared at Guan Yinping with wide eyes, "You mean, then Cao Cao sent Cao Chun and Tiger and Leopard Cavalry to support Xiangyang?"
"That's right..." Guan Yinping said with emotion: "So for this operation, my father specially doubled the number of troops for the eldest brother, and sent the second and fifth brothers to follow along."
The action Guan Yinping said was that Guan Ping led his troops to go to Jiangxia secretly by land and water, and then lay in ambush until Cao Jun fell into the trap!
She didn't know where the news of her father and elder brother came from.
I don't even know that this news is related to the fourth brother Guan Lin in front of me.
Because of this, Guan Yinping was somewhat worried about his elder brother, second elder brother and fifth younger brother.
If the news is false, it is very likely...they were the ones who were ambushed.
What's more...
Xiangfan, Cao Chun and the Tigers and Leopards are here...
This tiger and leopard rider is very famous!
Guan Yinping's words made Guan Lin subconsciously draw two conclusions.
One - the dry season is approaching, Cao Chun and tigers and leopards are coming, Cao Cao is going to make trouble!
Second—Guan Ping, the big brother, is simply unreliable!
Only then did he agree to Guan Lin not to reveal this matter, let alone to his father.
But the old man on the back foot sent him more troops, and asked the second brother and fifth brother to follow, it's not clear...Has Guan Ping leaked the secret?
This big brother is simply unreliable!
play?
Originally, Guan Lin wanted to pretend to be aggressive silently, and then amaze everyone...
It's all right now, Dad knows, he knows everything he should know, and he's still pretending to be a hammer!
For a moment, Guan Lin felt that he had been set aside.
You are not good at knowing people!
——"My eldest brother doesn't have a beard in his 30s, so the so-called hairless mouth and incompetence in doing things... The ancients are sincere and do not deceive me. If you have something to do in the future, you can no longer turn to your eldest brother, what a pit!" 』
muttering in my heart...
Guan Yinping thought that the fourth brother was bluffed by the names of Cao Chun and Hubaoqi.
Immediately asked: "Fourth brother also knows about Cao Chun and Tiger Leopard Rider?"
Uh... that's the question.
How much do you know!
Didn't they just beat Yuan Shao's son, Wuhuan Shanyu's brother, Cao Chun and Cao Huhu who captured uncle Liu Bei's two daughters!
even...
Besides, does Guan Lin know the black stuff about Cao Chun?
Although it's not as big as Dad's black material, it can't stand Cao Chun's black material, which is fierce and true!
For example... He was once forced to take off his pants in front of Yuan Shao and walk the bird!
Thinking about this...
Immediately, Guan Lin blinked, "Third Sister, I do know some secrets about Wei General Cao Chun, Third Sister, are you interested in hearing it?"
Not to mention, when Guan Yinping heard the word "Secret", Guan Yinping subconsciously pricked up his ears.
More than just being interested, that's... quite interesting!
There is no woman who is not interested in "gossip".
"Fourth brother, tell me..."
Guan Yinping moved closer,
Guan Lin cleared his throat and told the story of "Cao Chun was forced to take off his pants in front of Yuan Shao".
That was... August of the sixth year of Zhongping.
On that day, the sky was clear, the sea was wide, and the sun was high in the sky. He Jin, who was then the general of the world's soldiers and horses, entered the palace in high spirits to meet the Empress Dowager He.
Unexpectedly, he was preemptively executed by the ten permanent servants headed by Zhang Rang and killed in the palace.
When He Jin's general Yuan Shao heard the news, he immediately led his troops into the palace and killed more than two thousand eunuchs when he saw them. Many of them who were not eunuchs were killed by mistake because they had no beards.
At that time, Cao Chun's identity was the servant of the Huangmen, which was equivalent to the emperor's "assistant", and he was mixed with "officials" such as the Xiaohuangmen.
In addition, Cao Chun was relatively young at that time, so where did he have a beard?
From a distance, I saw Yuan Shao rushing in with people, as long as he didn't have a beard, he would kill them randomly...
So there are "civil officials" who are smarter. In order to prove that they are not "eunuchs", they can only take off their pants and show off.
Cao Chun thought in his heart, this is fine, so he joined it and became a member of it.
The so-called "until the body is revealed spontaneously, and then you can be exempted!"
This is why Cao Chun was forced to take off his pants in front of Yuan Shao.
In fact, if you don't take off your pants, the other person is gone.
When Guan Lin told these stories to Guan Yinping in an eloquent and emotional way.
Guan Yinping was stunned for a moment, and she even felt a little overwhelmed.
It's not that I can't hold back my laughter.
But...
It's that the fourth brother didn't treat her as a woman at all!
Can you tell girls about taking off your pants?
She is... a sister, not a brother!
For a moment, Guan Yinping's face turned red.
Guan Lin didn't think so much...
But seeing Guan Yinping's expression was a bit astonished, he thought Guan Yinping didn't understand, "Sister, don't you understand why Cao Chun took off his pants?"
——"Or does my sister feel the same way, a man who can't even hold his crotch? How can he win a battle?"
...
...
(End of this chapter)
Jingzhou, Xiangyang City.
There is no impenetrable wall in this world.
When Cao Chun learned that a servant of an "arms dealer" came to Jiangling City.
And the arms dealer mentioned that in the mountains at the junction of Jiangxia County and Nanyang County, there are actually a large number of military supplies hidden.
Cao Chun immediately went to find Cao Ren.
It seems to be a generous pleading, but it is actually asking for help.
"Is the eldest brother going to compete with the younger brother?"
"What does Zihe mean by that?" Cao Ren was still playing sloppy.
Cao Chun's tone was severe, "How can you hide the fire inside the paper? Even my younger brother knows that there is a Jiangling visitor in Xiangyang City."
"It said in his mouth that a large amount of military equipment is hidden in the north of Jiangxia County, and there are many magic soldiers who can defeat the enemy? With such news, why does the eldest brother still hold his troops?"
this…
Cao Ren was horrified that Cao Chun was able to obtain such confidential information when he first arrived.
As expected...in the family.
The lineage of the father... the energy of the son-in-law is still far-reaching and broad.
"Zihe, don't panic." Cao Ren said patiently: "This is just the merchant's one-sided words. Brother has sent people to investigate... If there is, I will definitely not stand still!"
"Brother is still lying to me?" Cao Chun's words became more and more tit-for-tat. "Just yesterday, Tanma reported back that there are indeed a large number of sidecars, wooden oxen, horses, and crossbows hidden in the valley! There are no more than a hundred people on guard! It's true that I'm new here, but I'm not blind!"
Since childhood, Cao Chun has been proud.
In addition, Cao Chun's pride was undoubtedly magnified tenfold with the tiger and leopard cavalry under his command.
And since the day Cao Chun came, he refused to accept Cao Ren's strategy.
What bullshit sticks to the main?
Even the "firm wall and clear field" that showed weakness have been used.
Tiger and Leopard Riders have never been so cowardly!
Cao Chun asked for a battle to go south several times, but Cao Ren stopped them. The reason was that although the water level of the river had begun to drop, the dry season had not yet come, and the time had not yet come.
Originally Cao Chun was fine.
But because someone had no ambitions with Cao Ren, he told Cao Chun behind his back.
Only then did Cao Chun realize that his elder brother hadn't told him about many things, or even discussed with him.
And this "ordnance" thing...is one of them.
"I heard that these ordnance are widely known in Jiangling City." Cao Chun's voice rose again. "The sidecar can withstand the charge of the cavalry, the crossbow can kill a bull with one shot of ten shots, and the wooden ox and horse can transport rations in the shallows and dangerous places, as if walking on flat ground. Such a vital ordnance, my brother can't help it." Send someone to fetch them, do you really have to wait for this merchant to transport them to Jiangling and sell them to the Sun Liu coalition army?"
Cao Chun's tone became more and more impolite.
Finally, it has come to the point of tit for tat!
Cao Ren showed concern, "Am I worried that there might be fraud?"
"There is fraud? How can there be fraud? There were scouts to investigate before, and there really is this ordnance in the valley... Is this fake?"
Cao Chun continued: "What's more, the garrison in Jiangxia is only [-]. My brother led [-] tiger and leopard riders to make a surprise attack. They can reach the valley within a day. The autumn wind sweeps the fallen leaves, and the armor can be transported back. God doesn't know. , without anyone noticing!"
"Let's take a step back, so what if it's really a fraud? Brother, I wish these Jiangxia garrisons were in ambush. If they don't come out, if they leave the city, then my tiger and leopard ride will be like entering no one's land, and treat them like dogs! Simply go all out and capture the entire Jiangxia!"
This…
Cao Ren was horrified at the younger brother's courage.
He also understood Cao Chun's intention to make meritorious deeds, but... this time he was facing Guan Yu!
Any negligence in any link may cause the consequences of 'failing success'.
These years, ruling Xiangfan...Cao Ren's temperament has changed a lot, and he has become a lot more cautious...The reason for this is not that he has become cowardly, but that he has suffered too much from Guan Yu's hands!
"Humph…"
At this moment, Cao Chun's voice sounded again.
"Brother has learned the tortoise technique over the years, have you forgotten the bravery of my Cao Wei cavalry in field battles?"
Cao Chun's tone was filled with infinite sarcasm: "Today, my younger brother will lead the tiger and leopard riders to snatch this ordnance openly, brother, let's take a good look at it, and brother should also think about it, all these years... shrinking and defending, what is it? It's not ridiculous!"
talking...
Cao Chun walked out of here with dragon and tiger steps.
His aura was too strong, and his words were so sharp that Man Chong, who was here to discuss military affairs with Cao Ren, dared not intervene.
After Cao Chun walked away, Man Chong shook his head lightly, "Sure enough, as the general said, you and the general are in big trouble!"
"Boning..." Cao Ren said softly, "Do you think...the merchants and these weapons are real or fake?"
this…
Man Chong didn't shake his head or nod, he just murmured.
"No matter how you look at it, this time... it doesn't look like a fake!"
Cao Ren thought about it carefully before nodding his head. "Indeed, it's not like a fake...but it's because it's too real, so..."
"General Zixiao, the general thinks you are thinking too much!"
Man Chong reminded. "Perhaps, this matter is not so complicated? Don't forget, that 'Zhang Wuji' is still in our hands."
Without waiting for him to finish speaking...
With Cao Renna behind his back, his tightly clenched fists suddenly loosened.
"Let Zihe take that 'Zhang Wuji' and let him lead the way..."
"This general doesn't believe it. If it's really a fraud? Can Zhang Wuji... himself be killed?"
...
...
The junction of Jiangxia County and Nanyang County.
The rolling hills can't be seen at a glance. There are countless dangerous peaks and valleys here.
One day ago, Guan Ping's soldiers and horses had arrived here.
They came quietly in a dozen teams...
Not to mention the Cao army in Xiangfan, even Jiangxia, which is now divided into two... the Dongwu soldiers and Jingzhou soldiers stationed separately don't know.
——When did such a garrison come here?
At this moment, in the midst of the mountains...in a big camp.
Guan Ping, the general of the Yamen, is now sitting high in the commander-in-chief, with the village chiefs, centurion commanders, and thousand commanders standing beside him, ready to go...
Guan Xing and Guan Suo, who are the chiefs of the village, also came with their troops.
It was Guan Yu who specially ordered them to come...
Let them see the real battlefield!
And the soldiers and horses here have long exceeded Guan Ping's 5000 men, and Guan Yu's specially dispatched troops have far exceeded [-]!
Guan Yinping wanted to follow, but was stopped by Guan Yu.
The reason is...
There is no need to do anything during this time, her task is to protect Guan Lin's safety!
This one.
If it was another reason...Bao Buqi and Guan Yinping tried every means to follow.
Can…
Protecting the safety of the fourth brother is a bit... weird.
Guan Yinping didn't reject his father, accepted the job, and wanted to take this opportunity to tell his fourth brother about the private matter.
Can…
In fact...
Where is the slightest danger for the fourth brother Guan Lin?
Every day is just a few things step by step, whether it is Guan's mansion, or the thief Cao's mansion, and occasionally goes to Bao's restaurant to drink.
Nothing to protect?
Could it be... There will be someone who is against him?
On the other hand, Guan Ping, Guan Xing, and Guan Suo... They were still discussing whether the information from the fourth brother (brother) Guan Lin was accurate or not?
Just then...the spies rushed in.
"——Report...About [-] cavalry were dispatched from Xiangyang City. They are well-equipped and galloping...to Jiangxia North! The direction is towards Sunset Valley!"
Hearing this, Guan Ping looked excited, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help drawing an arc, and he said with emotion as if he was relieved:
——"If it's Sunset Valley, then the fourth brother is right..."
Guan Xing and Guan Suo were also full of excitement.
Guan Suo quickly reminded: "If... if the route is exactly the same as the fourth brother predicted, then... let alone [-] cavalry, even [-] cavalry will be the turtle in the jar!"
Guan Ping quickly asked, "Is this the only vanguard army?"
"There are still five hundred laborers after that..." Tan Ma reported truthfully, "After labor, there is still an infantry team of 3000 people, but they move slowly and cannot meet the vanguard!"
Hearing this, Guan Ping suddenly stood up, "Okay, since the fourth brother has predicted all this, then Cao Jun dares to come, all officers and men, let's give him a big gift together!"
Immediately, Guan Ping's expression became meticulous, and he began to give orders.
"Second brother, you will lead the car formation. Once Cao Jun enters Sunset Valley, immediately block the exit with a van, so that they will never come back!"
"Here!" Guan Xing bowed his hands and accepted the order.
Last time, he was severely taught by this van. Since then, he has been full of interest and obsession with this van.
If you can try this "car array" on the battlefield, it would be great!
He really wanted to witness the sense of despair that the enemy cavalry felt when they were at a loss when their charge was blocked.
Now... just right.
A hundred vans are enough to block the exit of the valley, making it impossible for Cao Jun to come back.
"Weizhi, I'll leave the crossbowman to you." Guan Ping continued to order, "It's just a matter of trying the power of the fourth brother's crossbow!"
Guan Suo is more excited...
When he learned that all of this was planned by the fourth brother, and that these "artifacts" were all invented by the fourth brother, he became excited.
until now...
Although the fourth brother Guan Lin is not around, but holding the Liannu in his hand... What Guan Suo feels is that the fourth brother is fighting side by side with him!
"Brother, don't worry, younger brother will never let you down, nor will fourth brother!"
Guan Ping nodded, "This Sunset Valley mountain road is dangerous, as long as we can block Cao Jun's retreat and be condescending...this battle...will be won!"
...
...
"What?"
There are soup cakes on the table, soup, jumping balls, Wuchang fish, and meatballs!
But Guan Lin didn't have any appetite...
He stared at Guan Yinping with wide eyes, "You mean, then Cao Cao sent Cao Chun and Tiger and Leopard Cavalry to support Xiangyang?"
"That's right..." Guan Yinping said with emotion: "So for this operation, my father specially doubled the number of troops for the eldest brother, and sent the second and fifth brothers to follow along."
The action Guan Yinping said was that Guan Ping led his troops to go to Jiangxia secretly by land and water, and then lay in ambush until Cao Jun fell into the trap!
She didn't know where the news of her father and elder brother came from.
I don't even know that this news is related to the fourth brother Guan Lin in front of me.
Because of this, Guan Yinping was somewhat worried about his elder brother, second elder brother and fifth younger brother.
If the news is false, it is very likely...they were the ones who were ambushed.
What's more...
Xiangfan, Cao Chun and the Tigers and Leopards are here...
This tiger and leopard rider is very famous!
Guan Yinping's words made Guan Lin subconsciously draw two conclusions.
One - the dry season is approaching, Cao Chun and tigers and leopards are coming, Cao Cao is going to make trouble!
Second—Guan Ping, the big brother, is simply unreliable!
Only then did he agree to Guan Lin not to reveal this matter, let alone to his father.
But the old man on the back foot sent him more troops, and asked the second brother and fifth brother to follow, it's not clear...Has Guan Ping leaked the secret?
This big brother is simply unreliable!
play?
Originally, Guan Lin wanted to pretend to be aggressive silently, and then amaze everyone...
It's all right now, Dad knows, he knows everything he should know, and he's still pretending to be a hammer!
For a moment, Guan Lin felt that he had been set aside.
You are not good at knowing people!
——"My eldest brother doesn't have a beard in his 30s, so the so-called hairless mouth and incompetence in doing things... The ancients are sincere and do not deceive me. If you have something to do in the future, you can no longer turn to your eldest brother, what a pit!" 』
muttering in my heart...
Guan Yinping thought that the fourth brother was bluffed by the names of Cao Chun and Hubaoqi.
Immediately asked: "Fourth brother also knows about Cao Chun and Tiger Leopard Rider?"
Uh... that's the question.
How much do you know!
Didn't they just beat Yuan Shao's son, Wuhuan Shanyu's brother, Cao Chun and Cao Huhu who captured uncle Liu Bei's two daughters!
even...
Besides, does Guan Lin know the black stuff about Cao Chun?
Although it's not as big as Dad's black material, it can't stand Cao Chun's black material, which is fierce and true!
For example... He was once forced to take off his pants in front of Yuan Shao and walk the bird!
Thinking about this...
Immediately, Guan Lin blinked, "Third Sister, I do know some secrets about Wei General Cao Chun, Third Sister, are you interested in hearing it?"
Not to mention, when Guan Yinping heard the word "Secret", Guan Yinping subconsciously pricked up his ears.
More than just being interested, that's... quite interesting!
There is no woman who is not interested in "gossip".
"Fourth brother, tell me..."
Guan Yinping moved closer,
Guan Lin cleared his throat and told the story of "Cao Chun was forced to take off his pants in front of Yuan Shao".
That was... August of the sixth year of Zhongping.
On that day, the sky was clear, the sea was wide, and the sun was high in the sky. He Jin, who was then the general of the world's soldiers and horses, entered the palace in high spirits to meet the Empress Dowager He.
Unexpectedly, he was preemptively executed by the ten permanent servants headed by Zhang Rang and killed in the palace.
When He Jin's general Yuan Shao heard the news, he immediately led his troops into the palace and killed more than two thousand eunuchs when he saw them. Many of them who were not eunuchs were killed by mistake because they had no beards.
At that time, Cao Chun's identity was the servant of the Huangmen, which was equivalent to the emperor's "assistant", and he was mixed with "officials" such as the Xiaohuangmen.
In addition, Cao Chun was relatively young at that time, so where did he have a beard?
From a distance, I saw Yuan Shao rushing in with people, as long as he didn't have a beard, he would kill them randomly...
So there are "civil officials" who are smarter. In order to prove that they are not "eunuchs", they can only take off their pants and show off.
Cao Chun thought in his heart, this is fine, so he joined it and became a member of it.
The so-called "until the body is revealed spontaneously, and then you can be exempted!"
This is why Cao Chun was forced to take off his pants in front of Yuan Shao.
In fact, if you don't take off your pants, the other person is gone.
When Guan Lin told these stories to Guan Yinping in an eloquent and emotional way.
Guan Yinping was stunned for a moment, and she even felt a little overwhelmed.
It's not that I can't hold back my laughter.
But...
It's that the fourth brother didn't treat her as a woman at all!
Can you tell girls about taking off your pants?
She is... a sister, not a brother!
For a moment, Guan Yinping's face turned red.
Guan Lin didn't think so much...
But seeing Guan Yinping's expression was a bit astonished, he thought Guan Yinping didn't understand, "Sister, don't you understand why Cao Chun took off his pants?"
——"Or does my sister feel the same way, a man who can't even hold his crotch? How can he win a battle?"
...
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(End of this chapter)
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