Three Kingdoms: The Guan Family's Rebellious Son, Long Blessing Jing Xiang

Chapter 129 On, How to Make a Troll Submit?
This game of "chess" is actually only half done!
To be precise, it was a little less than half.

As for the other half, the situation on the chessboard has changed, the offensive and defensive momentum has changed, and the chess pieces in Guan Lin's hands have also changed, but the player who holds the chess has not changed, and it is still Guan Lin.

And among his chess pieces, they are no longer "Shi Huolong", "You Tanzhi", "Zhang Fang", "Lu Youjiao", and they are no longer those from Jiaozhou, Jiangdong, and North.

There is only one chess piece in the second half, and that is - Li Miao!
This Shu Han's biggest troll.

...

Li Miao is from Guan Lin.

From the very beginning, he was Guan Lin's man.

That goes back to half a year ago...

Not long after getting acquainted with Huang Chengyan, Guan Lin came to Desheng Bridge again, sat on the familiar tea stand, and listened to the storytelling of people on the bridge.

On that day, the storyteller told the story of "Mi Heng", the number one troll in the Three Kingdoms.

This Mi Heng, whose name is Zhengping, is from Pingyuan County.

That's right, it is the Pingyuan County that Liu Bei once governed.

And the reason why Mi Heng is famous... is because of his extreme arrogance and arrogance.

It can be called the leader in the spray world!

The people of Za'an saw it, and they had to bow down!
such as…

When Mi Heng was young, someone asked him how about Xun Yu, a talented scholar in Yingchuan, and Zhao Rong, one of the eight captains of Xiyuan.
His answer was that Xun Wenruo could use his face to mourn the funeral, and Zhao Zhichang could let him manage the kitchen meals.

The implication is that Xun Yu is a jerk, and Zhao Rong is an idiot.

Later, someone asked him how about Chen Qun, one of the four big families of Yingchuan'Xun, Chen, Zhong, and Han'?He said that Chen Qun was nothing, at most he could sell wine.

Someone asked him how about Sima Lang of the Sima family in Hanoi!
Mi Heng's answer is that Sima Lang is a fat man, suitable to be a butcher.

Even if it is Kong Rong and Yang Xiu who are friends with Mi Heng, Mi Heng is not polite.

——"Kong Wenju, the eldest son, and Yang Dezu, the younger son. The rest are mediocre and mediocre, not worth mentioning."

What the storyteller said... Guan Lin knew it, he just nodded slightly, this Mi Heng is called "the number one troll in the Three Kingdoms", no one can escape his mouth.

It's just that Guan Lin also knows... about Mi Heng's unknown "poor" side.

Countless guests in the audience listened carefully and took this as a pleasure.

I never thought that there was a man in the tea stall, and whenever he mentioned Mi Heng, he clapped his hands and applauded...

Said that Xun Yu is a boy, he clapped his hands.

Said that Zhao Rong is an idiot, he clapped his hands.

He said that Chen Qun could only sell wine, and he applauded.

He said that Sima Lang is suitable to be a butcher, and he also applauded...

What's more, when Cao Cao asked Mi Heng to beat the drum, Mi Heng took off all her clothes in front of Cao Cao, naked...

Cao Cao couldn't help but sigh with emotion - "I wanted to humiliate You Heng, but I didn't think that You Heng humiliated me instead."

When these words came out, the man who clapped his hands and applauded him was on fire, his eyes were full of admiration for Mi Heng...

Even, in his longing eyes, he seemed to see what he would look like when he became famous in the future.

Guan Lin was curious, so he went to inquire...

Who is this?

The guest next door told him that this is also a famous scholar, Li Miao, a famous scholar in Sichuan.

——Li Miao!
Guan Lin came back to his senses immediately.

Isn't it just cursing Liu Bei, connoting Zhuge Liang, the one who gloated at Zhuge Liang's death in the end, and was finally hacked by Liu Chan?
Dare to feel that the "No. [-] fan of the Shu Han Dynasty" heard the deeds of the "No. [-] fan of the Three Kingdoms", and this is a sympathy for each other.

But, about Mi Heng, he seems to be sympathetic to each other?But actually, he knows a hammer?

Why did you Heng become like this?Does he know?
Why does Mi Heng spray when he catches someone?Does he know?
Why did Mi Heng die in the end?Does he know?
To this...

Guan Lin said "hehe", and he ignored Li Miao, and just listened to the story for himself, taking it all as a pleasure.

The latter is nothing more than Mi Heng offending Cao Cao, Cao Cao gave him to Liu Biao.

Mi Heng offended Liu Biao, and Liu Biao sent him to Huang Zu.

You Heng lashed out at Huang Zu angrily, and in the end...was stabbed by Huang Zu.

Many people felt very happy when they heard the finale.

Only Li Miao had a tragic, regretful, and mournful expression on his face.

He shouted again and again, looking up to the sky and howling.

——"It's sad, it's painful... After Mi Heng, no one can beat that sonorous drum."

After the story was told, everyone dispersed.

After all... no one wants to stay, talk to this eccentric Li Miao and listen to his nonsense...

If you get entangled by him, you're asking for trouble!
Guan Lin didn't know the inside story and was the last to leave.

Unexpectedly, after hearing Mi Heng's story, Li Miao wanted to vent his words, but suddenly found that there were no audience around.

Guan Lin was the last one.

Li Miao naturally refused to let him go, and insisted on letting Guan Lin listen to his opinion.

Then he said a lot of nonsense.

They all praise Miheng, such as 'not afraid of the powerful', 'a man should be like this', and 'the hero of the world, only Niheng'...

It seems that this Li Miao is taking "Mi Heng" as an example, and wants to follow his path of "spreading people" and becoming "famous all over the world".

This is true.

If he hadn't met the good-tempered Zhuge Kongming, he would have been cut down long ago as the number one fan of the Shu Han.

Which round got it, after Zhuge Liang died, Liu Chan did it?
Thinking of this, Guan Lin wanted to silently give Liu Chan a "Like"!

listen, listen...

Guan Lin was stunned.

He found that after time travelling, he didn't see a normal person.

In front is Huang Chengyan, the eccentric old man who threw shoes, and now Li Miao, the number one fan of the Shu Han.

Guan Lin couldn't bear it any longer. He slapped the table and yelled at Li Miao, "You know what! Mi Heng was sold and is still counting the money. He died...he was wronged at his grandmother's house! "

As soon as these words came out, the whole world fell silent.

Li Miao was dumbfounded. He was surprised at first, and then he had to pull Guan Lin to tell him...

If you don't tell the reason, you won't let Guan Lin go.

Guan Lin had no choice but to agree to him.

However, there were so many people under the Desheng bridge, and Guan Lin felt ashamed to be with a "troller", so he spread the word... thinking that the two of them were of the same breed.

Therefore, Guan Lin proposed to go to a place with few people.

The two came to the river.

Guan Lin sat on the stone steps, while Li Miao stood in front of Guan Lin, his eyes eager to see through.

Therefore, Guan Lin told him the most authentic story of Mi Heng.

...

Of course, Guan Lin is talking about it, but it is not easy to convince Li Miao and other arrogant "trolls".

But, after experiencing Guan Lin's opening remarks.

Li Miao only asked one question, Guan Lin only answered one question, and Li Miao was completely shocked.

At that time, Guan Lin first talked about Mi Heng's family.

As the storyteller said, Mi Heng is a native of the Qingzhou Plain, a weak adult, and the most talented of all the nephews in the family.

Of course, the storyteller didn't mention it, but Guan Lin emphasized it.

Any local clan has one and only one goal, and that is to become the first local family.

It is also for this reason... As Mi Heng is the most talented and learned member of the "You Clan", whether the family can counterattack and become the number one family in the plains depends entirely on him.

So?How to go about the counterattack?
According to the routine of the big man, the first step is to spend money to let the children become apprentices of celebrities, such as Gongsun Zan.

But... In fact, your family doesn't have this strength at all, so this road won't work.

And the second way, the big man ruled the world with filial piety, and he could create some stories of filial piety to help his children become famous.

The elders of your family told the story of "Kong Rong gave up pears" to You Heng. Kong Rong, who was four years old, gave up big pears to his elder brother and younger brother;
There is also the story of Wang Xiang "lying on the ice and begging for carp". In order to let his stepmother eat fresh carp, Wang Xiang used his body to melt the glacier and catch fish for his stepmother.

According to what your parents said, you Heng must also follow this path.

When Guan Lin talked about this.

Li Miao directly questioned, "You kid is simply talking nonsense. Kong Rong let the pears, lying on the ice beg the carp, and this is a matter of sincerity and filial piety? How could it be a 'way'? According to you, Lu Ji's orange is also a 'way'." ?”

According to Li Miao, the story of Lu Ji being pregnant with tangerines was that Lu Ji, the fourth son of the Lu family, went to visit Yuan Shu with his father, and when he left, he was found hiding three tangerines.

Yuan Shu asked him, but he said he took it back for his mother to eat.

From then on, the six-year-old Lu Ji became famous throughout the Han Dynasty.

Li Miao refuted Guan Lin with this example, which is reasonable and restrained.

Who would have thought that Guan Lin's direct words would completely shock Li Miao.

"Or just say that you only know how to read dead books, read dead books! Kong Rong gave pears? Let your sister's pears. Kong Rong is the twentieth grandson of the sage Kong. Pears? Do you need to let them go? It’s enough for each nephew to share a basket!"

"As for Wang Xiang lying on the ice and begging for a carp? That's even more nonsense. Wang Xiang is the only son of the Langya Wang family, and his grandfather was a former governor of Qingzhou. With such a lintel, if you tell me to eat a carp, the child has to use his body. To melt the ice? As long as he, Langya Wang, says something, all the fish sellers in the whole kiosk will hurry up and send it to his family!"

Guan Lin looked straight at Li Miao when he said this.

The tone is even more impolite.

"You also said that Lu Ji was pregnant with tangerines and a caterpillar. The Lu family is one of the four major families in Wu County, the top lintel in Jiangdong. His father is the prefect of Lujiang with a salary of two thousand shi. His ancestors were ministers. His family will lack Three oranges? Still using Lu Ji to secretly hide them? This is nothing more than a performance by Yuan Shu cooperating with the Lu family. Are they hiding oranges? It’s so sophisticated!"

Guan Lin blurted out these words, and Li Miao was dumbfounded...

Yes, is the Kong family short of pears?

Is the Langya Wang family short of fish?
The Lu family, one of the four major families in Wu County, is short of three oranges?
Under Guan Lin's guidance, Li Miao felt that his outlook on life had changed dramatically.

Damn, do you dare to believe that all of this is fake, and it's all staged?

Guan Lin's words continued.

It turned out that when Liu Bei and Uncle Liu Huang were the Prime Minister of the State in Pingyuan, your family also made up some "Ni Heng" jokes for Liu Bei to hear, but Liu Bei was too busy to help Tao Qian defend against Cao Cao, so he didn't bother to listen to the jokes.

At this time, Kong Rong, the Prime Minister of the Beihai Kingdom, sent a letter to Mi Heng, saying that he was very interested in hearing the story of Mi Heng's "filial piety to heaven and earth", and wanted to make friends with him.

This is a big deal for your family. Your family thought that the "filial piety joke" they made up would go nowhere, but who would have thought that they finally caught a big fish.

Hearing this, Li Miao opened his mouth again, but this time his tone was a lot more gentle, and he didn't want to think about the agitation when he spoke to Guan Lin just now.

"So, doesn't that mean that Beihai Kong Rong and Mi Heng are sympathetic?"

Li Miao just blurted out these words...

Guan Lin's words came out one after another, "Share each other? Hehe... If this is considered sympathy, then Uncle Liu Huang and that thief Cao are also sympathetic!"

So... Guan Lin told Li Miao the whole story.

It turned out that it was not that Kong Rong was optimistic about Mi Heng, but that Kong Rong had done one thing.

It was when Kong Rong was patrolling the outskirts of the city, he saw a man crying for his dead father by the grave, but his face was not haggard at all, so Kong Rong immediately ordered the man to be beheaded.

Kong Rong originally wanted to promote his filial piety.

I never thought that this matter has been done, and it has caused many people to criticize it.

As a result, Kong Rong had no choice but to make friends with many young people who had the reputation of "filial piety", so... spread among the public can also offset some of the influence of Kong Rong's previous wrong behavior.

This is the routine in Dahan. As long as everything is quoted on the word "filial piety", no one will be able to say half of the word "wrong".

For a while, the story of the correspondence between Kong Rong and the filial son Mi Heng spread.

It is rumored that Kong Rong attaches great importance to filial piety!

Guan Lin told Li Miao the whole story of the incident.

Li Miao was shocked...

How did he know that there was this level of meaning.

Both of his eyes began to become dull.

He realized why the kid in front of him said that Mi Heng had been betrayed, and even helped count the money!

His outlook on life has been subverted once again, all of this is a trap... a trap!

only…

Where did this go?

Guan Lin's words continued.

Sure enough, Kong Rong could only use Ni Heng, and Mi Heng thought that with Kong Rong's connections, he would be able to rise to the top just around the corner, so...he waited, waited for his official career!

Can wait a year, two years, three years...

When Kong Rong lost Beihai, Kong Rong still didn't invite Ni Heng to be an official.

Pingyuan You's house... the day lily waiting for it is cold!
In the end, Mi Heng couldn't bear it anymore, and simply confessed to Kong Rong that he wanted to be an official and glorify his family.

It's a pity...Kong Rong didn't talk to him, he just put him off, saying that he didn't have a famous teacher and it was difficult to arrange, so he asked him to go to Jingzhou to find a good teacher.

So Mi Heng went on the fart...

However, although there are many famous teachers in Jingzhou, not just any cat or dog can be a disciple.

The best students here are the children of the local clans, such as the Cai family and the Kuai family, such as the four families of 'Pang, Ma, Xiang, and Xi'...

Of course, Zhuge Liang was also studying in the "Confucian School" opened by Liu Biao. He is a special existence, because his eldest sister married the Kuai family, and his second sister married the Pang family.

It's not like there are no second-level students...

However, they have to be the disciples of Ruying from the Central Plains, such as Xu Shu, Shi Guangyuan, Meng Gongwei and so on.

Similar to Mi Heng, who came from Qingzhou, and has no reputation, it is equivalent to Liu Bei's apprenticeship to Lu Zhi in Gou's Mountain, and the apprenticeship is also in vain, so lonely!

Speaking of this, Li Miao was puzzled.

He asked Guan Lin directly.

"What you said is just that You Heng is depressed...but why did he insult Xun Yu, Zhao Rong, Sima Lang, and Chen Qun? Why did he take off his clothes in front of Cao Cao to humiliate Cao Cao? These...what is the reason?"

just like…

At this time, Li Miao was convinced by Guan Lin's words, even if he was as arrogant and a "tout" as him, he could not refute or question any of Guan Lin's words.

Of course... his eyes were full of longing.

He really wants to know what his "idol" Mi Heng will do next...how he will go.

It was Guan Lin at that time, he said calmly: "These questions you asked are very good, but to answer these questions, you have to mention that Kong Rong again, and mention another 'exploitation' again! "

Speaking of this, Guan Lin added a meaningful sentence, "You Heng is actually the same as you. You have great ambitions and are quite talented, but you have to go this way..."

——"In a word, it's still the same sentence... You two belong to the category of 'being tricked by someone, and helping count the money'!"

——"To put it bluntly, that's the best kind of cheating, and the one whose head was completely kicked by a donkey!"

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(End of this chapter)