Emperor Wu Shihuang's handwriting, do not go out of the Milky Way border

Taoist Duobao's smile froze instantly, especially when he heard the words "Senior Brother Duobao is a fat guy", his face gradually turned ashen, veins bulged on his forehead, and he was obviously extremely angry.

He took a deep breath, trying to calm himself down, and roared, "How dare these little bastards insult me ​​like this! They simply don't take me, their personal disciple, seriously. I will never forgive them!"

He was about to get up and go out to teach those guys a lesson, but at this moment, Master Tongtian counted with his fingers, a strange look appeared on his face, and he said with golden lotuses: "Duobao, this is your senior brother's doing."

"What?!" When Taoist Duobao heard this, his body trembled and he instinctively shrank his neck.

"It was your eldest senior brother, that brat, who instigated the disciples of Jiejiao to shout like that." Patriarch Tongtian confirmed again.

When Duobao heard this, he immediately collapsed to the ground, his face full of grievances, his eyes red, and he almost cried. He shouted to Tongtian: "Master, look at the eldest brother, what is he doing? I worked hard to help him teach his junior brothers and sisters, and never complained, but he instigated his junior brothers and sisters to insult me ​​like this. Master, you must make a decision for me!"

Unexpectedly, Master Tongtian shook his head and said with a strange look, "I can't make the decision for you on this matter. Because that brat took out dozens of magic weapons, the disciples can get a post-natal magic treasure if they shout 'Senior Brother Duobao is a fat guy' ten times. Especially the three direct disciples Jinling, Guiling and Wudang, they can get the top-grade post-natal treasures. Interesting, it's rare that he is so generous to give so many magic weapons to the disciples of Jiejiao."

"Of course, Duobao, if you can also give so many magic weapons to your junior brothers and sisters, even if you let them shout 'Big Brother is a bastard', I will still stand by your side."

As soon as he finished speaking, Duobao Taoist suddenly stood up from the ground, and without saying a word, he rushed out with his fat body, as fast as a flash of lightning.

Then, Master Tongtian was stunned because he heard a familiar voice: "Senior Brother Duobao is a fat guy!"

And the owner of this voice was actually Taoist Duobao himself!
The corners of Tongtian's mouth twitched constantly, and his face was as black as charcoal: "Duobao...you little bastard! Can you have some ambition?"

At the foot of Mount Kunlun, Ying Zheng leaned lazily on a big rock, looking at the disciples who were pouring in like a tide with an expression of watching a good show.

Hearing the slogans they shouted in unison, Ying Zheng couldn't help but laugh out loud.

"Haha, this kind of life is truly interesting and lively!" Ying Zheng was in a good mood, with a smile on his face.

"Brother Duobao is a fat bastard!"

Suddenly, a familiar shout was heard, a voice that Ying Zheng was very familiar with.

"Pfft!"

Ying Zheng almost laughed out loud. As soon as he heard it, he knew it was the voice of that little bastard Duobao.

However, even Ying Zheng never expected Duobao to be so thick-skinned.

He actually... he actually shouted "Senior Brother Duobao is a fat bastard"?
Not only was Ying Zheng shocked, but tens of thousands of Jiejiao disciples on the top of Mount Kunlun were also stunned.

They all opened their eyes wide, stood there in a daze, looking at Duobao who was looking up and shouting in shock.

just now!

They were shouting loudly when they suddenly saw Duobao rushing out from the Sanqing Temple.

The disciples were so frightened that their faces turned pale and they almost ran away, thinking that they would definitely be severely punished by Senior Brother Duobao this time.

did not expect!
After Duobao rushed out, instead of teaching them a lesson, he started shouting along with them.

The voice was loud and powerful, even more excited than theirs.

For a moment, the disciples all wondered if Duobao was scolding another "Senior Brother Duobao". Otherwise, who would be so happy to scold themselves?
So, the disciples all stood there in a daze, watching Taoist Duobao cursing himself while talking to himself.

"Whoosh!"

In a blink of an eye, Duobao finished shouting ten times. Then, without even looking at the other disciples, his figure flashed and turned into a stream of light, rushing towards the direction of Ying Zheng at the foot of the mountain.

He looked so anxious, as if he was afraid of being late!
While dashing down at high speed, he also shouted ecstatically: "Big Brother, I'm done shouting!!!"

The disciples present: "..."

Master Tongtian in the Sanqing Hall: "..."

Ying Zheng, who was originally leaning on the stone: "..."

It can be said that at this moment, almost all living beings were speechless at Duobao's behavior.

How thick-skinned does one have to be to do such a thing?
"Brother Duobao is a fat bastard!"

I don't know which disciple cursed again.

"Wow!"

In an instant, the other disciples came to their senses and continued to curse hysterically, regardless of Duobao's face.

The loud curses spread thousands of miles, scaring countless birds and beasts into fleeing in panic.

"Haha, I'm done shouting, Big Brother, I'm done shouting!"

"Damn it, don't get ahead of me!"

"Humph! The magic weapon should be mine. I was the one who shouted the loudest just now!"

"..."

After the disciples had cursed ten times, they rushed down the mountain, making the ground tremble under their feet.

of course!

Duobao was the first to successfully reach Ying Zheng. The fat on his face was still shaking, and he excitedly said to Ying Zheng: "Big Brother, I... I'll finish shouting first!"

Looking at the fat guy in front of him, Ying Zheng didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

This fat guy is even more weird than that little guy Huang Long!

"Hey, big brother, I didn't show any mercy when I scolded you! My voice was loud and powerful, and I scolded you hysterically!"

Duobao thought Ying Zheng didn't understand what he meant, so he emphasized it again with a chuckle.

"What are you looking at?"

Ying Zheng casually threw out an acquired treasure, glared at Duobao, and shouted unhappily: "Take it and leave!"

"Hey, okay!"

Duobao moved his fat body, picked up the shining magic weapon, turned around and left.

It is worth mentioning that!
When he returned to the Sanqing Temple, he held his head high and looked very vigorous, like a warrior returning from a victory.

After walking for a while, he seemed to have thought of something, and turned to Ying Zheng and shouted flatteringly: "Big Brother, next time there is such a good thing, remember to tell me!"

"boom!"

Unfortunately, before Duobao could finish his words, a purple lightning suddenly condensed in the sky and struck down with a loud bang.

Hit Duobao accurately.

"what!"

Duobao let out a scream and fell straight to the ground.

Take a closer look!
Duobao's hair was charred black, his skin also turned pitch black, and he exuded a meaty smell.

It's as if the flesh is roasted!
"Whoosh!"

But the next moment, Duobao climbed up again, shrank his neck, dared not say a word, and ran quickly towards the Sanqing Temple.

At the same time, he cursed himself in his heart: "Duobao, Duobao, you idiot!
You dare to take advantage of the senior brother and act like a good boy. You are lucky not to be struck to death by the purple thunder!
Next time, you should show off in front of Master again!"

Watching Duobao's fleeing figure, Ying Zheng snorted viciously, "Little guy, if I didn't have to rely on you to teach my fellow disciples, I would have thrown you into the Wind and Thunder God Formation to be tortured for ten thousand years!"

"Wow~!"

At this time, the Golden Spirit Mother, the Dark Cloud Immortal and other disciples all rushed back.

Ying Zheng would not break his promise, and handed the magic weapons to them one by one in the order they came back. However, the disciples who came back late were not so lucky, after all, Ying Zheng's magic weapons were not blown by the wind.

As for why we should give them magic weapons?
First of all, they are my junior brothers and sisters after all. If I am not nice to them, how can I be nice to outsiders?
Secondly, these magic weapons are like rags to Ying Zheng and are of no use at all!

How could a master like him at the quasi-saint level look down on acquired spiritual treasures or acquired supreme treasures? He must at least have innate spiritual treasures!

"Thank you, senior brother!"

After getting the magic weapon she desired, the Golden Spirit Mother smiled like a flower.

“Hehehe~! Actually, Senior Brother is cold on the outside but warm on the inside. He’s easy to get along with!” The Turtle Spirit Mother also laughed as sweetly as a silver bell, revealing two cute little fangs.

"Yeah, I think so too!" Holy Mother Wu Dang also nodded.

"That's right. I always think that the eldest brother is very kind and the most free and unrestrained one in our Jiejiao!" Wuyunxian did not forget to flatter him.

"Big Brother is mighty and majestic, Big Brother is wise and powerful!"

"Elder brother...!"

For a moment, the disciples of Jiejiao shouted loudly, with great momentum.

The loud sound could be heard from far away!

"Agreeable? Easy to get along with?"

Ying Zheng listened to these words, and a playful smile appeared on his lips, "Okay, then I will get along well with you guys!"

"Buzz!"

After saying that, Ying Zheng waved his hand, and a formation appeared on his palm. The formation pattern was looming and extremely mysterious.

Immediately afterwards, Ying Zheng suddenly threw the formation into the void.

"Boom~!"

In an instant, a large area under the Kunlun Mountains was covered by the formation. The scenery changed drastically and turned into a sea of ​​fire. Purple thunder rolled in the sky, thunder intertwined, and sharp wind blades condensed above the void!
"What...what's going on?"

"Huh? Weren't we in the jungle just now?"

"Ah! Why can't this sea of ​​fire be put out?"

"Hiss~! The wind blade is so scary!"

"No, we... when did we get trapped in the formation?"

"..."

After a while, bursts of screams were heard, as if the disciples had encountered something horrible.

Ying Zheng was suspended in the air, looking at the disciples of Jiejiao below with a half-smile, and said with a loud laugh: "Brothers and sisters, don't be afraid, this is just a small formation!"

"This formation will adjust its power according to your cultivation level. It is a rare opportunity for you to hone your skills!"

"Practice well here, and don't let me, your senior brother, down!"

"Buzz!"

After saying this, Ying Zheng's figure turned into starlight and disappeared into the void.

Only those disciples who were cheering just now but are now suffering are left.

"what!!!"

For a moment, screams came one after another, spreading over a million miles around.

In a cave, Ju Liusun suddenly popped his head out of the soil, looked in the direction where the screams came from, shook his head and said, "Poor Jieshi disciples, how did they get involved with that big devil!"

"You still call him wise and brave? That's the last thing you should say!"

In another cave, Taiyi Zhenren woke up from his meditation, touched his bald head instinctively, and sighed: "Alas, fellow disciples of Jiejiao, your hard days have just begun. We, the brothers, have all experienced this kind of days!"

In a cave blazing with flames, Master Cihang stopped condensing the Samadhi Fire, touched his delicate face, and stomped his feet in anger.

He said anxiously and angrily: "Humph, Senior Brother is so abominable. I don't know when this flower on my face will disappear!"

Besides!

Several other disciples of the Chan Sect also sighed, "Just bear with it, we've all been through this before!"

……

"Buzz!"

After Ying Zheng returned to the top of Mount Kunlun, he found three graceful figures standing in front of him, staring at him intently.

It’s the Sanxiao sisters!

"What? Why don't you practice quickly? Have you thought about how to thank me?" Ying Zheng couldn't help but joked when he saw them.

"Shh!"

Unexpectedly, as soon as Ying Zheng finished speaking, the three sisters' faces turned red, like ripe red apples, making people want to take a bite.

And under Ying Zheng's surprised gaze, they even looked down at their chests!
"What does it mean?"

Ying Zheng felt somewhat puzzled by their actions.

"Big Brother, we...we actually haven't figured out how to thank you yet!" Bixiao tugged at the corner of Nishang's clothes and said shyly, less playful than usual and more coy.

After all, even the innocent Bixiao understood that some places were very private and could not be mentioned casually.

Even her senior brother, who had been so kind to her, found it difficult to say it!
Seeing the usually lively and cute Bixiao become so shy, Ying Zheng became even more confused.

He could never have imagined that when he inadvertently glanced at Bixiao in the Sanqing Temple, she would misunderstand it as being interested in something about her.

They almost used it to thank me!

If Ying Zheng knew about this, he would probably be shocked and shout "Oh my God, this is too exciting!"
"Oh? What do you want to talk to me about?" Seeing that the three sisters were blushing, Ying Zheng stopped teasing them and asked straightforwardly.

"We suddenly remembered that you, Senior Brother, once set up a formation to trap Senior Brother Huang Long. We know that your attainments in formations are unmatched."

Seeing that Ying Zheng no longer mentioned thanking him, Yun Xiao secretly breathed a sigh of relief, then smiled gently and said, "So we came here specially to ask you for advice!"

"Yeah, that's right. We would like to ask Senior Brother to help us improve the formation!" The blush on Bixiao's face gradually faded away, and she returned to her playful look and smiled sweetly.

"I hope Senior Brother can help us!" Qiong Xiao blinked her beautiful eyes and said directly.

"Formation? Could it be the Nine Bends Yellow River Formation that they inherited?"

Hearing the three women's words, Ying Zheng raised his eyebrows and thought to himself, "I remember that this Nine-bend Yellow River Formation was very powerful in the Conferred God Battle. It once cut off the three flowers on the heads of Guangchengzi and other twelve golden immortals of the Chan Sect, and dispersed the five energies in their chests. Its power is quite extraordinary!"

"If I can replicate this formation, maybe new black patterns will appear on the bones!"

Thinking of this, Ying Zheng smiled at Sanxiao and said, "Since this is the request of my junior sisters, I will of course do my best!"

"Hehe~! Thank you, senior brother. You are the best!" After getting Ying Zheng's consent, Bixiao smiled so much that her eyes narrowed into slits.

Yunxiao and Qiongxiao's beautiful eyes also lit up and they looked at Ying Zheng with gratitude.

"Don't be too happy too soon! I won't help you improve the formation for nothing!"

Unexpectedly, Ying Zheng shook his head, then raised a wicked smile and looked at them teasingly. (End of this chapter)