Man Zong: Crazy!You call this a cat?
Chapter 201 Luo Tian Dajiao, Wang Bingpu
Chapter 201 Luo Tian Dajiao, Wang Bingpu
"Fuck!"
"The Jiashen Rebellion, Feng Baobao's life experience, don't you want to know?"
Zhang Chulan's pupils shrank sharply.
Looking at the big black characters on the mud floor, Feng Baobao shivered and said, "Do you know my life experience?"
Zhang Chulan quickly grabbed Feng Baobao who was staggering forward, stared at Ike and said in a deep voice: "Master Ai, why did you help me?"
"Old Heavenly Master won't tell you everything directly, but I will, and I can also tell you that your grandfather Zhang Huaiyi colluded with all-sex monsters during the Jiashen Rebellion! If you don't believe me, I will help you get the first place in the conference and you You can ask the old heavenly master yourself."
"My purpose is simple, old farmer!" (gong)
Ike hasn't written so many words in one breath for a long time. After thinking about it... um... the last time I wrote so many words was when I reported the names of 108 dishes to Lingyu.
Anyway, he didn't know exactly what happened during the Jiashen Rebellion back then, and what he said now was just a combination of his original work and some experts who were good at analysis in his previous life.
Whether it's right or not, it's enough to scare Zhang Chulan and the two of them, and it's enough to fool the old farmer.
Old farming.
Is it the source of life?
Or an advanced version of Shenmingming!
No matter what it is connected to, this is the only cultivation method in the world that can be called the cultivation method of immortality!
Zhang Chulan was horrified. To be precise, only he and Feng Baobao knew about Lao Nong Gong. How could this cat know?Can he pinch and count?
Feng Baobao said eagerly: "Do you really know about my life experience?"
"Wait a minute, Miss Bao'er!"
Feng Baobao pushed Zhang Chulan away and knelt down in front of Ike.
"of course."
Looking at the two large characters, Feng Baobao's pupils shrank suddenly, and the blue energy in his hand burst out: "Tell me..."
"Can't!"
Zhang Chulan stepped in and shouted between one person and one cat.
Zhang Chulan stared at Ike with a gloomy face and said in a deep voice: "Thank you, Master Ai, for your kindness, but I will find out these things myself, including Sister Baoer's life experience! I will also rely on myself to get No.1 in the conference!"
With that said, Zhang Chulan looked down at Feng Baobao and said seriously: "Sister Baoer, don't forget our agreement!"
"Tsk! If that's the case, then Ben Miao will leave. The terms of exchange between Feng and Ben Miao are still valid. If you figure it out, you can come to me anytime..."
Seeing this, Ike didn't stay too long, leaving his words and disappeared in place in a flash.
Seeing Ike leave, Zhang Chulan turned around, knelt down and hugged Feng Baobao gently: "Sister Baoer, I'm sorry..."
Ike is too purposeful and knows too much. The more he is like this, the less likely he is to hand over the old agricultural work.
"Zhang Chulan..."
……
On the second day of the test stage, not surprisingly, Ike's performance was ranked behind.
There are only a lot more spectators in the stands than yesterday.
"Come! Come! Come!"
Ike entered the venue under the attention of everyone, and the audience on the stage became excited instantly.
"Huh?! Why did Zhang Lingyu come in with Maomao?"
Everyone looked at Zhang Lingyu who was following behind Ike with a little doubt.
"Uncle Lingyu? Why did you follow me?!"
Zhang Lingyu put the half-person-high black cloth bag in her arms beside Ike and said, "I'm here to help my uncle deliver things, so that's the end."
The referee laughed and said, "It turns out that's the case, so please leave the field as soon as possible."
"understood."
……
"Since the two contestants are here, the competition begins!"
"Xing!"
Yun stared at Ike and pulled out the measuring ruler around his waist first.
"Mr. Ike? I watched your competition yesterday. It was very strong, but the boy's measurement is not bad! I want to ask you a few times!"
Yundao pointed to Aike Gong and said.
"Boom!!!"
Everyone present could only feel the sound of thunder exploding in their ears, and then a pillar of thunder struck the clear sky, stirring up a large cloud of smoke and dust in the arena.
"what's the situation?!"
"What happened? How did Xiao Ai get hit by thunder?"
Lu Jin narrowed his eyes slightly and said, "Old Heavenly Master, Xiao Ai is...?"
Zhang Zhiwei said indifferently: "Supernatural powers."
Scatter!
The smoke and dust were scattered by the two huge arms with lightning armor. (Come on the picture!)
Everyone was shocked, what kind of method is this?
"What, what is this?"
"so big!"
Yun was also a little shocked by Ike's sudden show.
"Offended! Mr. Ike!"
After the words fell, Yun had rushed to a few meters in front of Ike and suddenly cut out the measuring ruler in his hand.
"ceng!"
Yun knew that if he didn't act now, everything would be over.
Two narrow and sharp blades plowed the ground towards Ike.
"Buzz! Buzz!"
Ike manipulated the thunder hand to grab the cloth bag on the one hand, and the end on the other. With the dark purple thunder light, the nine-fold thunder knife was displayed in front of everyone.
The attacking saber energy was directly crushed by the thunderous stance surrounding the Nine Layers Thunder Saber when it was unsheathed.
not good!
Yun subconsciously rolled to one side to avoid it.
"Boom rumble!!!"
In the next second, a [-]-meter-long thunderbolt knife slashed across the venue.
Yun, who had survived the catastrophe, was already sweating profusely at this time, and looked at the deep knife mark from his side with slightly frightened eyes.
If the knife had been cut on him just now, the consequences would be disastrous!
Everyone on the stage looked at the one-meter-wide and one-hundred-meter-long knife marks on the ground of the venue, and they were already a little demented.
It seems that they didn't even see Ike's movement of swinging the knife just now, what a gap!
"Fuck..."
All Zhang Chulan wanted to say at this time was condensed into these two words, and the other party's casual blow could be compared to the open mountains and rivers in Xianxia novels. He estimated that all the contestants participating in this conference this time would not be enough for this player. of.
Feng Baobao, who was on the side, murmured a little disappointed: "Playing with the ball, this cat is too strong, it should be buried in a way..."
Zhang Chulan was surprised. After getting along for so long, it was the first time he heard Feng Baobao say that others were strong.
"Sister Bao'er, don't worry, I'm here! It should be...no problem."
Even so, judging from the current situation, whoever meets Ike will lose. Can it only be py transactions?
no!The opponent's goal is old farming skills, if he doesn't give it to him, how can the opponent lose to himself.
"Oh... there's no way..."
Xu Si shook his head and sighed as he looked at the half-dead two lying on the fence.
On the opposite stand, the obese man looked at the middle-aged man beside him and said indifferently: "How is it? Is the plan going to continue? This cat is not in our plan, it may be a big change."
The middle-aged man chuckled and said: "The plan is to continue, just to kill more people. Those guys can hardly hold back."
"Don't put yourself in it when the time comes."
"Hehe, no, you have to know that the company is also very afraid of this cat."
"Oh?"
In the arena, Ike held up the thunder knife and quietly watched Yun sitting on the ground with a frightened look.
If the other party only had this level, he would be too disappointed.
Yun leaned on the measuring ruler and stood up slowly. He couldn't help panting heavily.
fear!
Fear made his hands tremble a little.
Is he scared?Are you afraid of death?
Do not!
He is no longer afraid of his own weakness!Why is he so weak!
Even if you lose, you can't simply admit defeat!
"Drink!"
Light blue qi gushes out from its body crazily.
"Snapped…"
Yun put away a long sword and gathered the qi of his whole body into the vector sky ruler.
"Measuring ruler!"
"Boom!!!"
On the stage, Zhi Jinhua was surprised when she saw Yun's movements, "Is Yun still fighting?"
Hidden Dragon, who had already been beaten by Zhang Lingyu, smiled with gauze all over his face and said, "Hey hey, this guy Yun is very brave, how could he just admit defeat so easily, as long as he is not a woman, even if the other party is invincible, he will be defeated with dignity !"
In the arena, Yun gathered most of his qi in the measuring ruler and condensed his strongest blow towards Ike.
The azure blue broadsword more than ten meters pierced the sky from above.
Good to come!
Young people should have this kind of never-say-die spirit!
Ike admired in his heart.
"Crackling!"
The nine-layer thunder knife exploded with thunder light all over his body, and slashed towards the measuring ruler.
"Boom! Rumble!!"
The measuring ruler collided with the nine-fold thunder knife, and the blue qi and the purple thunder arc continuously merged and collided to release terrifying energy shock waves.
The earth roared, and even the dark clouds were torn apart by these two powerful energies.
Finally, as the entire venue trembled, a golden figure pierced through the explosion that covered most of the venue.
The gunpowder smoke dissipated, I saw Ike driving the golden light spell, and the other thunder hand was holding Yun who had been blown unconscious.
Ike felt the breath of the cloud and couldn't help sighing.
Why did this guy suddenly become so reckless in the end, and finally gathered all the qi in his body on the measuring ruler, he was playing with his life like meow.
If I hadn't finally rescued him with the Golden Light Curse against the impact of the explosion, I'm afraid this guy would be half-crippled if not dead.
Seeing this, Zhijinhua and the others did not hesitate to jump off the high platform and ran towards one person and one cat.
After checking everything was fine, Zhijinhua cupped her hands at Ike and said, "Thank you, Mr. Ike, for your rescue!"
"Thank you Mr. Ike!"
Ike stared at the broken measuring ruler in the corner for a moment, put away the golden light and the nine-fold thunder knife and left quickly.
Yun, the reckless man, woke up and saw that his measuring ruler was cut in half by himself, so he would most likely find himself desperately.
slip away.
Zhijinhua and others looked at Ike who had left and couldn't do much to keep him, so they carried Yun who smelled of charcoal first to heal his wounds.
On the stands, Lu Jin put away the talismans protecting the stands and said with a smile, "Old Heavenly Master, thank Xiaoai for me!"
Zhang Zhiwei shook his head and said with a smile: "It's all for the younger generation to compete in martial arts. It's not about life and death. Xiao Ai has a sense of proportion. This competition has destroyed the venue a lot. Look at Lao Lu, it's better..."
Lu Jin was taken aback for a moment, good guy, you are so polite as you said before, and finally you are here waiting for me.
"That's right, I understand, the maintenance fee of the site is covered by my Lu family, how about it?"
"Hahaha, so good!"
Today's competition gave everyone a new understanding of Ike's strength.
Lightning Sword Slashes the Sky!
Golden light helps the world!
Rescuing his opponent from such a violent explosion regardless of his own safety, such a loving and righteous Ike instantly gained a large number of fans.
"Old Heavenly Master!!! Where is Little Ai Daoist!!!"
"Master!!! Can you take a group photo for me?!"
"Master!!! Can you be my boyfriend?!"
"Uh... bro, if I'm not blind you're a man, right?"
"Tch! Free love is advocated now, what's wrong with my man, can't he pursue his own love?"
"..."
Zhang Zhiwei, who was surrounded by a group of people as soon as he left the gate of the venue, heard the burning words of the burning year, even though he was very determined, he almost couldn't hold back a shot... golden palm.
He sighed with a dark face: "Everyone, don't worry, I will let Xiaoai meet you later!"
……
"Hey! Little girl, do you know how I got this string of thunder prayer beads?! It was the master poor monk who fought a cat god covered in lightning for [-] rounds on the top of Thunder Mountain, and was admired by the other party. Bestowed! You can ignore any lightning damage!"
"No 9998! No 8888 either! Just 988! Take the body protection orb home!"
"Sister Bao'er! Don't look! Third brother and fourth brother are waiting for us!"
Finally, the liar Bald Lvna pulled Feng Baobao to the side of Xu San and Xu Si, but the four of them were stopped by a beautiful figure.
Lu Linglong smiled and said, "Have you all finished the competition? Can we talk?"
Zhang Chulan looked sideways and said secretly: "This is... Lu Linglong?"
"Let's go, Chu Lan."
Xu Si patted Zhang Chulan on the shoulder.
Zhang Chulan said in a daze, "Oh? Fourth brother, what are you doing?"
Xu Si smiled and said, "This time we have another thing besides accompanying you to the conference..."
Under the leadership of Lu Linglong, Zhang Chulan visited Zhang Zhiwei, Tian Jinzhong, and Lu Jin like the original book.
On the other side, Ike couldn't help laughing very obscenely when he saw the battle table brought by Zhang Lingyu.
Xiaoai VS Wang Bing!
Yo!
He really didn't expect that he would take Ye Xiao's place in the original book and face Wang Bing in the top sixteen.
In an instant, Ike understood what the old man meant. The old man is not a saint, he is also a human being!
Coupled with Wang Ai's aggressive performance at the Ten Guys meeting and Wang Bing's arrogant performance at the meeting, tsk tsk tsk.
The old man is really a bit black-bellied, but it suits his temper very well, not bad.
He thought the old man would push Zhuge Qing to him, but he didn't expect Wang Ye to solve it.
But this is also good, after the battle against Feng Xingtong, I can play when I finally face Zhang Lingyu.
Zhang Lingyu frowned seeing his uncle's wretched expression, it was the first time he saw a cat showing such a wretched smile. (There should be a picture here)
"I refuse! Grandpa! Why do you ask me to admit defeat! You should go to the old heavenly master! Make his beast surrender!"
Wang Ai looked at the irritable Wang Bin with a smile and said, "Bing'er, you will suffer if you go up against that beast! This time, just listen to Grandpa, okay?"
"Oh!"
Wang Bing punched open the wooden door, his eyes exuded evil black energy and said fiercely: "Grandpa, you don't have to persuade me! I'll eat that beast!"
Wang Ai smiled as if he had figured it out and said, "Yes, no matter how powerful the other party is, it's just a beast. Come on, Binger, Grandpa will give you something good!"
Wang Bing looked at the black shadow emerging from behind Wang Ai and said in surprise, "Grandpa, this is?!"
Wang Ai sneered and said, "Bing'er, this is a good thing my grandpa gave you!"
"Hahahahahaha!"
……
"Uncle Master!"
In the evening, Ike stared blankly at Zhang Lingyu who came empty-handed.
Zhang Lingyu clasped her hands and said, "Master, everyone held a bonfire party, and I hope you can participate too!"
Campfire?
Bird watching under the moon? !
Hey Hey!How could I miss such a classic scene!
"Is there food over there?"
Looking at the large characters on the ground, Zhang Lingyu smiled helplessly and said, "It's all ready for my uncle!"
"Go!"
……
"Come on! Drink one!"
"Hahahaha, we really don't know each other today!"
There are already more than ten people around the small bonfire, all of whom participated in the competition today.
"Yo! Look who's coming!"
Following Hidden Dragon's voice, everyone turned their attention.
"Really Lingyu!"
"Mr. Xiaoai!"
Everyone stood up to welcome one person and one cat.
"Meow meow!"
Zhang Lingyu cupped her hands and said, "I would like to say hello to everyone on behalf of my uncle!"
"Really Lingyu is being polite!"
"Sit down! Sit down!"
Ike was also polite, and sat down in an open space.
Immediately afterwards, Lu Linglong and Zhijinhua quickly walked over holding a plate of food.
"Mr. Xiaoai!"
The two put down their food, one left and one right, and directly sandwiched Ike in the middle.
Ike rolled his eyes at the second daughter and bowed his head and began to eat. After being hungry for a long time, he finally had a mouthful of warm food.
Because of the holding of the Luo Tian Dajiao, everyone in the Tianshi Mansion was very busy, and his food level also dropped a little. Sometimes he was often forgotten because of taking care of the contestants' food.
He didn't care too much, in fact, he could live without eating or drinking for a year just relying on the energy in his body, but living without his mouth would lose more than half of his meaning.
"Hey hey hey hey..."
Lu Linglong showed an idiot's expression and took the lead to put her little hand on Ike's back.
"Wow! This fur! So slippery! So soft! Is this the cat demon! This is the first time I have come into such close contact!"
Zhijinhua followed closely behind and said in surprise: "Mr. Xiao Ai's fat and thin ratio is so well-proportioned! I didn't expect such a huge energy to be hidden in such a thin body!"
As for what the second daughter did, Ike directly chose to ignore it, as long as he didn't bother him to eat, and what's more, this was just the treatment of a beautiful woman. If it was a man, he would directly kill him with a thunderbolt!
Seeing that Ike didn't respond, Lu Linglong rubbed Ike's abnormally soft abdomen with her small hands and couldn't help but boldly slid down.
Ok? !
Lu Linglong said excitedly: "Hua'er! I bet right! Mr. Xiaoai has a bell and he is a boy! Don't forget to go down the mountain and treat me to dinner for a month!"
Zhijinhua also stretched out her hand to test the size of the bell, and after confirming that Lu Linglong hadn't lied, she said helplessly, "All right, all right! I don't know much about animals, so you win this time."
WC! ! !
Ike was in no mood to eat at this moment.
NM!Although Ben Meow has become a cat!But the soul is still a seven-foot man!Suddenly caught there by two beauties so suddenly.
Not anymore!
"puff!"
Two nosebleeds rushed out.
The two girls were startled.
"Mr. Xiaoai?!"
I saw that the sides of Ike's face were so red under the light of the fire.
Hidden Dragon picked up the camera and said with a laugh: "I never thought that Mr. Ai has such a cute side! Take a picture and take a picture!"
"Snapped!"
Zhang Lingyu, who was standing next to Hidden Dragon at some point, said coldly: "I suggest you better not do this!"
Although my uncle is different, he can't let others make fun of him!
Canglong looked at the black arc on Zhang Lingyu's hand and said: "No, no, I'm just taking pictures for everyone."
Ike chanted the Qingxin mantra in his heart to stabilize his mind. Fortunately, Zhang Lingyu made a move just now, otherwise he really couldn't help but cut Hidden Dragon's camera and himself in two.
After recovering, Ike escaped from the clutches of the second daughter in a flash.
Seeing this, the second daughter was also embarrassed to continue hooking up with Ike to find other people to drink.
A small episode did not affect the atmosphere of the scene.
"Hey, you should understand people's language, right? Let's talk?"
Xu San and Xu Si, who had just hammered Wang Ergou, walked slowly towards Ike.
Ike glanced at the two of them and nodded in agreement.
The two of them and the cat walked to the side of the grove and stopped.
Xu San looked at the lively scene by the bonfire and smiled lightly: "Mr. Xiao Ai? You like Longhu Mountain and Tianshi Mansion very much, right?"
For this inexplicable question, Ike tilted his head to express his understanding.
With a cigarette in his mouth, Xu Si cut to the point and said, "Why are you making so many detours? Is that Xiao Ai? We need you to leave Tianshi Mansion! Leave Longhu Mountain!"
"Shh!"
A gust of wind suddenly blew past Xu San Xu Si's back.
Xu San subconsciously raised his hand to protect himself.
terror!
At that moment just now, he had a premonition that the inconspicuous orange cat in front of him could kill the two of them in an instant!
"why?"
Three large characters were slowly written in front of the two of them.
Xu Si was also quite frightened just now, took a deep breath and explained: "We have prepared a large forest and grassland for you in Kunlun, which can be your territory! It has not been destroyed yet, it is where you demon spirits It is a treasure land for cultivation, and you can contact us anytime you need! The price is that you will leave Tianshi Mansion forever!"
"Clap clap..."
A faint electric arc flashed between Ike's fur.
Cat's Claw patted the three characters "why" hard.
Xu San stood in front of Xu Si and said in a deep voice: "Because your existence is beyond common sense! You are different from other demon spirits, you can practice human skills! This kind of thing has not happened since ancient times, but that It’s nothing more than a fairy tale or a legend! Do you know how big a disturbance your appearance has caused in the Inhuman Realm? Coupled with the holding of the Luo Tian Dajiao, almost all forces are now paying attention to the Tianshi Mansion!”
"There may be both good and bad things, but your existence will do more harm than good to Tianshifu! The best choice is to leave. And you will not interfere with the affairs of the alien world in the future, and concentrate on cultivation."
Ike frowned slightly.
Xu Si threw away the cigarette and exhaled the last puff of smoke: "Old Heavenly Master, I agree with our solution!"
"Crackling..."
Arc flashed.
"If you lie to me, I will destroy you everywhere!"
Xu San bit his finger and dripped in front of Ike, saying, "I can swear with blood, if I lie to you! Your soul flies away!!"
Xu Si was surprised by Xu San's poisonous oath and said: "You bastard, you!"
The oath of the alien is echoed by the way of heaven, so the death of the body and the disappearance of the five thunders will really come true!
Ike's eyes were indifferent, and he glanced at the two and turned to leave.
Xu Si looked at Ike who was leaving and grabbed Xu San's collar and said angrily: "For a cat, how dare you swear such a vicious oath?!"
Xu San smiled wryly and said, "If you don't keep this cat safe, if he goes berserk, the consequences will not be borne by you, me or the company!"
Although some aliens are strong, their destructive power is limited.
But this guy hasn't shown his true strength from the beginning until now. Judging from today's [-]-meter knife mark, it's too easy for the opponent to split a building with one knife.
This guy is really going to run amok in a densely populated city, with at least tens of thousands of casualties!
Xu Sisong let go of Xu San and sighed: "Such a monster has been raised in Longhu Mountain! It's so difficult..."
Xu San shook his head and said: "No way, the other party's performance is too dazzling, and the Tianshi Mansion can't suppress the matter. In addition, the company's attitude towards demon spirits is relatively aggressive. This may be the best way to deal with it. The next thing to do is to look at the old Tianshi."
At this time, on the boulder beside the bonfire, Zhang Chulan, who was already drunk with a golden light, made everyone appreciate his Shougongsha.
At this time, Ike had already lost the mood of watching birds under the moon, and went straight to Zhang Zhiwei's residence.
"Whoa, whoa!"
Zhang Zhiwei knew that Ike was coming when he heard the familiar sound of scratching the door, and said angrily, "Here you come? Come in, you're bothering the old man at such a late hour."
The door opens.
Zhang Zhiwei and Ike met their eyes.
Zhang Zhiwei said in a deep voice, "You know everything, right?"
Ike nodded.
"Well, let me tell you why..."
……
"Snapped!"
After listening to Zhang Zhiwei's explanation, Ike slapped his paw on the ground angrily.
Nima!
Labor and management have been working hard for Tianshi Mansion to take care of the home for so many years, can't they afford the two pieces of land, can they?
Zhang Zhiwei smiled and said: "Don't be angry, we miss you over there and we can visit you anytime, can't we? And you belong to the state establishment over there, and you eat public food, isn't it good?"
"Shh!"
Well, you have NN legs!
Old man, why don't you eat it? !Believe it or not, I'm quitting now!
"Snapped!"
Suddenly, Zhang Zhiwei closed the door with a wave of his hand and said in a deep voice, "Okay, enough trouble, I'm going to talk to you about business!"
Ike was taken aback when he heard the words, do you still have business?
"Xiao Ai, have you thought about the future?"
future?
Ike frowned slightly. Although he has a system and is in the Two-dimensional comic world he liked in his previous life, he doesn't care about the direction of the plot. He prefers to live as he pleases, and it's obvious .
After 33 years in this world, he has become accustomed to the plants and trees and daily life of Longhu Mountain. To put it ridiculously, he looks like a master who is ready to retire before he sets foot in the rivers and lakes.
"Whether it's a person, an animal, or a flower or a tree, they all have a day at the end of the road. I don't know where the end of the old man is, but you will definitely go farther than the old man."
"If you are looking for a more long-term way, the human fireworks on Longhu Mountain are not suitable for you."
"Kakaka…"
"Then I won't be in a hurry to go down the mountain after I see you off."
Zhang Zhiwei looked at the big characters on the floor and laughed loudly: "If you do this, those guys above won't be able to sit still!"
"So what if you can't sit still, do they dare to attack Tianshi Mansion?"
"Xiao Ai, strength is important, but the result of a matter resolved with strength will never be what you want."
Ike's pupils shrank slightly.
These words made him suddenly think of the plot that will happen later.
Heavenly Master descends!
The strength of the old man is second in the alien world, who dares to be the first? !
All the top ten were helpless, and still chose to be restrained under the invisible rules!
Although the revenge is reported!But Zhang Zhiwei is also equivalent to killing green in the play. What deterrent is a tiger that can't go down the mountain? !
In addition, Zhang Lingyu was expelled from the mountain gate, is all this really the result that everyone in the Tianshi Mansion wanted?
Zhang Zhiwei squatted down slowly, caressed Ike's lowered head with his big old hand and said, "Xiao Ai..."
"Crack..."
"I see…"
Looking at the four big characters, Zhang Zhiwei's eyes were slightly touched, and his heart felt sore.
"Crack..."
"Then when you are about to die, can you send a letter in advance, I'm afraid I won't be able to catch up."
Seeing the last sentence, Zhang Zhiwei's face froze.
Ike also took the opportunity to break free from the big hand, his body was possessed by golden light, and two gold threads pulled open the wooden door and ran out.
Zhang Zhiwei looked at Ike who had escaped and slowly closed his eyes.
Did he really make the right move in this move?
At the same time, Ike has quickly reached the highest mountain of Longhu Mountain with the help of Leifa.
The howling evening wind took away Ike's fatigue but not the confusion in his heart.
Are you really leaving?
Do you want to give up?
I'm sorry!
Ike looked down at the Longhu Mountain in Nuo Da and murmured in his heart.
But so what?
The current self is not the old man who went down the mountain in the play.
However, even if you leave, let's finally do something for Longhu Mountain and Tianshi Mansion!
[Ding, the system prompts that world travel will start in one month! 】
The system's notification tone completely stupefied Ike.
What the hell?Going to cross again?But why?If the previous time travel was due to Ben Meow reaching the peak combat power in the world, then Ben Meow is far from the strongest in this world...
"System, this?"
Perhaps it was because Ike was afraid that his Taoism would collapse and go mad, so the system responded thoughtfully this time.
[Host, it has been detected that the major event of the main world is about to trigger a war. 】
In an instant, most of Ike's original sadness disappeared, the system, you are a real dog!
But fortunately, there is still a month to go, even if he leaves, it is enough for him to prepare.
"Ouch!!!"
The ear-piercing roar resounded throughout Longhu Mountain.
The next day, Ike borrowed Zhang Lingyu's mobile phone to watch the video of bird watching under the moon posted by Hidden Dragon on the forum, showing a trace of wretchedness on his old face.
It turns out that this is Shougong sand, and the lines on it are really wonderful.
Returning the phone to Zhang Lingyu, Ike suddenly thought of something.
"Be gentle with women, after all, she is old man Lu's great-granddaughter!"
Zhang Lingyu bowed her head and said, "I would like to follow my uncle's instruction!"
In the morning there were four competitions between Zhang Chulan and others, and the remaining four competitions were scheduled at noon.
Ike also went to watch Zhuge Qing vs. Wang Ye.
As expected, Wang Yesheng won.
This also made Ike have a lot of interest in warlocks for the first time.
Divination, turn bad luck into good luck, and figure out the way of heaven.
Before I left, I found an opportunity to do research on a book about spells, so that I would be able to seize the opportunity if I was unfamiliar with the new world in the future.
Since he had nothing to do, Ike came to his venue early to wait.
"Wipe..."
His claws rubbed his nails rhythmically with the meritorious bricks. This was a habit he developed when he was discussing fish-catching skills with a certain fish-fishing master when he was in Pirate World.
Some viewers who also came here early couldn't laugh or cry at Ike's behavior, and praised his cuteness.
If it wasn't for Zhang Zhiwei and the others who came very early, otherwise the female audience couldn't help rushing down to ravage Ike.
"call…"
After blowing away the scum, Ike put away the bricks of merit. Today he is not here to educate the younger generation, he is here to kill people!
certainly!It's too obvious that this person can't be killed!
In the stands, there were only a few spectators, and they were very curious about what kind of surprise Ike could bring them today.
Zhang Zhiwei squinted at Wang Ai and Lu Ci who were in the other row of stands and sighed: "This Wang Ai dared to let his great-grandson play, he must have made some calculations."
Lu Jin on the side frowned slightly and said, "With you here, Old Heavenly Master, what dares Old Wang to plan?"
Zhang Zhiwei said lightly: "I don't know, but I don't know why this old man's right eye keeps twitching."
Lu Jin tilted his head and looked at Zhang Zhiwei's darkened eye sockets and said, "Old Master, I think you have been staying up all night!"
"Oh heh heh, is it..."
"..."
"Contestants please enter!"
Amid the shouts of the referee, Wang Bing walked slowly into the venue at a pace of [-] million.
In the stands, Wang Ai stared at Ike's figure and grinned secretly.
Animals are animals, even if you become a demon spirit and practice human skills, nothing will change.
The Tianshi Mansion is almost in danger of self-defense, so you just obediently become the nourishment of my good grandson!
"The contestants are here! The competition begins!"
Wang Bing grinned and said, "Come out..."
"Crack!"
"Boom!!!"
Black air rose from Wang Bing's body, before he finished speaking, a crimson palace thunder fell from the sky and hit Wang Bing.
Everyone was shocked.
In these two competitions, Ike has always been a back-hander, so I never thought that this shot would be so decisive.
"It's weird!"
Ike secretly thought.
Normally speaking, the power of this crimson palace thunder shot by myself is enough to make Wang Bing lose consciousness. Although the other party took it down, there is still room for strength.
The thunder light dissipated, revealing Wang Bing surrounded by black energy.
"Beast!!! How dare you?! I'm going to kill you!!!"
"Ooooooooooo!!!"
The roar of the wolf startled everyone present, and then a giant wolf nearly three meters high jumped out of Wang Bing, surrounded by black air.
Lu Jin was shocked and said: "This method! Isn't it the Feng family's Juling dispatcher?! This old Wang Bazang is so deep!"
Zhang Zhiwei stared at the giant wolf and said in a deep voice: "This giant wolf was no less than those fairy families in the Northeast. Hmph, Wang Ai is quite old, and he still does this kind of thing."
Lu Jin was a little worried and said, "It's no less than those fairy families? Is Xiaoai okay?"
Zhang Zhiwei sighed softly: "It's just a little more effort."
"Bang Bang Bang!!!"
In the arena, the long fur of the giant wolf lashed towards Ike as if alive.
The impact of each strand of hair is no less powerful than a cannonball plowing the ground, blasting out pits.
Wang Bin looked at Ike who was dodging in a panic and grinned grimly: "Yes! That's it! Kill that beast!"
Ike stared at the giant wolf and frowned. As a 'canine', he could feel the pain in this guy's heart.
"help me…"
"Please help me..."
Is this the voice of the giant wolf?
Forget it, who made him kind-hearted.
"Crack!"
"Lightning flash!"
The thunder exploded, and Ike appeared in front of Wang Bing in the blink of an eye.
The king was shocked, and waved his hand to arrest Ike's spirit.
"Oh!"
Before Wang Bing could touch Ike, a palm thunder directly knocked Wang Bing out.
"Ah! It hurts! You useless beast! Come and protect me!"
Entangled by electric arcs all over his body, Wang Bing slumped on the ground and roared angrily.
"Ow!"
The giant wolf turned into a black shadow and rushed towards Ike.
"Crack!"
Giant wolf is fast!
But Ike is faster!
In the blink of an eye, Ike appeared in front of Wang Bing again, with the lightning in his front paws.
"Lei Yin!"
"Snapped!"
Wang didn't only feel abdominal cramps and was sent flying out again.
At the same time as he was knocked into the air, Ike planted a thunder in Wang Bing's qi sea.
The giant wolf pounced, and Ike disappeared again in a flash.
For a moment, the giant wolf was led by the nose like a dog by Ike.
"Bastard! Come back!"
Wang also tried his best to recall the giant wolf back to him.
Ike looked at Wang's ever-expanding figure and frowned. The kid didn't choose to devour the giant wolf. In the original book, the king didn't have such a fierce spirit. It seems that this giant wolf is the method of that old man Wang Ai. up.
"Hey Hey…"
After possessing the body, Wang Bing felt the surging power in his body and opened his demonic purple wolf eyes and said with a grinning grin: "Little beast! It's fun to beat me, isn't it?"
"Bang!!!"
With a sudden leap, Wang Bing turned into a shell and attacked Ike.
Ike sneered, the last struggle of the dying man.
Thunderbolt Tianzhu!
"Oh!"
A pillar composed of lightning coils fell from the sky and knocked the king directly to the ground.
Wang Bin, who was suppressed by Tianzhu, said with a face full of disbelief: "What kind of method is this?! Bastard!"
Xiao Ruizhi, there are many things you don't know.
"Siphon Thunder!"
"Crack!"
The arc rotated at high speed in Ike's mouth to form an extremely attractive thunderball.
Just when everyone thought that Ike was going to use this blow to completely destroy Wang Bing, a shocking scene appeared.
Under the great gravitational attraction of the thunder ball, the giant wolf possessing Wang Bing was sucked out alive.
Wang Ai stood up in shock, how is this possible? !
Besides Wang Ai who was shocked, there was another person, Feng Zhenghao!
If doing so can suck out the possessed spirits, wouldn't Ike be their nemesis? !
What they don't know is that Ike's purple mine can directly act on the soul, and it's too simple to drag out a soul with its thousands of filament-like arcs. Of course, this requires extremely high control power for the user.
"out!"
"Ow!"
With a howl, the giant wolf once again stood in the eyes of the audience.
In order to prevent the king and this guy from being taken back again, Ike had a thought, and the thunder column collapsed and turned into thunder for the king and took a thunder bath.
The smoke filled the air, and the referee looked at the stunned Wang and shouted with a smile: "The winner! Xiao Ai!"
Suddenly, an old angry voice resounded throughout the venue.
"Beast! Come back!"
The giant wolf's soul twitched crazily, with a ferocious facial expression.
"help me!"
On the high platform, Wang Ai ignored the giant wolf's feelings and forcibly used Juling to take it back into his body.
"Meow!!!"
"Boom!!!"
Several crimson palace thunders fell from the sky.
Lu Ci who was beside Wang Ai clapped his palms together suddenly.
Ruyijin!
"Oh!"
Ike was taken aback.
His Jiang Gonglei was shattered abruptly by a strange force.
You know, he put in a lot of effort to bombard Wang Ai!
Looking at the giant wolf that was about to lose its strength, Ike gritted his teeth, whether it was a promise or a pit for Wang's family.
Wang Ai is going to die, Lu Ci, do you dare to join in the fun? !
court death!
MD, no matter what happens, labor and management will slaughter you two old bastards in front of everyone today!
Anyway, labor and capital are leaving this world too!
war! ! !
Lei Xiang's six-armed god!
"Ouch!!!"
The sky and the earth changed, and the wind blew up.
Thousands of thunderbolts scattered down, and in the blink of an eye, a six-armed headless giant made of thunder and lightning more than [-] meters high rose from the ground.
The terrifying coercion made everyone on the field tremble.
"Everyone leave the stands!"
Everyone in Tianshi Mansion shouted anxiously.
Many of them can vividly remember the power of their uncle's move. If the old Tianshi hadn't stepped in to neutralize nearly half of his power, the Tianshi's mansion might not be safe!
"Old Lu, take Jinzhong away! Quick!"
Lu Jin said anxiously: "Old Master! Can you do it alone?!"
"Hmph, it's more than enough to beat those two old guys!"
"Brother! Be careful!"
Seeing this, Lu Jin pushed Tian Jinzhong away quickly.
"Run!"
A pot of porridge was already being cooked in the stands, and everyone rushed to the safe passage.
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"Fuck!"
"The Jiashen Rebellion, Feng Baobao's life experience, don't you want to know?"
Zhang Chulan's pupils shrank sharply.
Looking at the big black characters on the mud floor, Feng Baobao shivered and said, "Do you know my life experience?"
Zhang Chulan quickly grabbed Feng Baobao who was staggering forward, stared at Ike and said in a deep voice: "Master Ai, why did you help me?"
"Old Heavenly Master won't tell you everything directly, but I will, and I can also tell you that your grandfather Zhang Huaiyi colluded with all-sex monsters during the Jiashen Rebellion! If you don't believe me, I will help you get the first place in the conference and you You can ask the old heavenly master yourself."
"My purpose is simple, old farmer!" (gong)
Ike hasn't written so many words in one breath for a long time. After thinking about it... um... the last time I wrote so many words was when I reported the names of 108 dishes to Lingyu.
Anyway, he didn't know exactly what happened during the Jiashen Rebellion back then, and what he said now was just a combination of his original work and some experts who were good at analysis in his previous life.
Whether it's right or not, it's enough to scare Zhang Chulan and the two of them, and it's enough to fool the old farmer.
Old farming.
Is it the source of life?
Or an advanced version of Shenmingming!
No matter what it is connected to, this is the only cultivation method in the world that can be called the cultivation method of immortality!
Zhang Chulan was horrified. To be precise, only he and Feng Baobao knew about Lao Nong Gong. How could this cat know?Can he pinch and count?
Feng Baobao said eagerly: "Do you really know about my life experience?"
"Wait a minute, Miss Bao'er!"
Feng Baobao pushed Zhang Chulan away and knelt down in front of Ike.
"of course."
Looking at the two large characters, Feng Baobao's pupils shrank suddenly, and the blue energy in his hand burst out: "Tell me..."
"Can't!"
Zhang Chulan stepped in and shouted between one person and one cat.
Zhang Chulan stared at Ike with a gloomy face and said in a deep voice: "Thank you, Master Ai, for your kindness, but I will find out these things myself, including Sister Baoer's life experience! I will also rely on myself to get No.1 in the conference!"
With that said, Zhang Chulan looked down at Feng Baobao and said seriously: "Sister Baoer, don't forget our agreement!"
"Tsk! If that's the case, then Ben Miao will leave. The terms of exchange between Feng and Ben Miao are still valid. If you figure it out, you can come to me anytime..."
Seeing this, Ike didn't stay too long, leaving his words and disappeared in place in a flash.
Seeing Ike leave, Zhang Chulan turned around, knelt down and hugged Feng Baobao gently: "Sister Baoer, I'm sorry..."
Ike is too purposeful and knows too much. The more he is like this, the less likely he is to hand over the old agricultural work.
"Zhang Chulan..."
……
On the second day of the test stage, not surprisingly, Ike's performance was ranked behind.
There are only a lot more spectators in the stands than yesterday.
"Come! Come! Come!"
Ike entered the venue under the attention of everyone, and the audience on the stage became excited instantly.
"Huh?! Why did Zhang Lingyu come in with Maomao?"
Everyone looked at Zhang Lingyu who was following behind Ike with a little doubt.
"Uncle Lingyu? Why did you follow me?!"
Zhang Lingyu put the half-person-high black cloth bag in her arms beside Ike and said, "I'm here to help my uncle deliver things, so that's the end."
The referee laughed and said, "It turns out that's the case, so please leave the field as soon as possible."
"understood."
……
"Since the two contestants are here, the competition begins!"
"Xing!"
Yun stared at Ike and pulled out the measuring ruler around his waist first.
"Mr. Ike? I watched your competition yesterday. It was very strong, but the boy's measurement is not bad! I want to ask you a few times!"
Yundao pointed to Aike Gong and said.
"Boom!!!"
Everyone present could only feel the sound of thunder exploding in their ears, and then a pillar of thunder struck the clear sky, stirring up a large cloud of smoke and dust in the arena.
"what's the situation?!"
"What happened? How did Xiao Ai get hit by thunder?"
Lu Jin narrowed his eyes slightly and said, "Old Heavenly Master, Xiao Ai is...?"
Zhang Zhiwei said indifferently: "Supernatural powers."
Scatter!
The smoke and dust were scattered by the two huge arms with lightning armor. (Come on the picture!)
Everyone was shocked, what kind of method is this?
"What, what is this?"
"so big!"
Yun was also a little shocked by Ike's sudden show.
"Offended! Mr. Ike!"
After the words fell, Yun had rushed to a few meters in front of Ike and suddenly cut out the measuring ruler in his hand.
"ceng!"
Yun knew that if he didn't act now, everything would be over.
Two narrow and sharp blades plowed the ground towards Ike.
"Buzz! Buzz!"
Ike manipulated the thunder hand to grab the cloth bag on the one hand, and the end on the other. With the dark purple thunder light, the nine-fold thunder knife was displayed in front of everyone.
The attacking saber energy was directly crushed by the thunderous stance surrounding the Nine Layers Thunder Saber when it was unsheathed.
not good!
Yun subconsciously rolled to one side to avoid it.
"Boom rumble!!!"
In the next second, a [-]-meter-long thunderbolt knife slashed across the venue.
Yun, who had survived the catastrophe, was already sweating profusely at this time, and looked at the deep knife mark from his side with slightly frightened eyes.
If the knife had been cut on him just now, the consequences would be disastrous!
Everyone on the stage looked at the one-meter-wide and one-hundred-meter-long knife marks on the ground of the venue, and they were already a little demented.
It seems that they didn't even see Ike's movement of swinging the knife just now, what a gap!
"Fuck..."
All Zhang Chulan wanted to say at this time was condensed into these two words, and the other party's casual blow could be compared to the open mountains and rivers in Xianxia novels. He estimated that all the contestants participating in this conference this time would not be enough for this player. of.
Feng Baobao, who was on the side, murmured a little disappointed: "Playing with the ball, this cat is too strong, it should be buried in a way..."
Zhang Chulan was surprised. After getting along for so long, it was the first time he heard Feng Baobao say that others were strong.
"Sister Bao'er, don't worry, I'm here! It should be...no problem."
Even so, judging from the current situation, whoever meets Ike will lose. Can it only be py transactions?
no!The opponent's goal is old farming skills, if he doesn't give it to him, how can the opponent lose to himself.
"Oh... there's no way..."
Xu Si shook his head and sighed as he looked at the half-dead two lying on the fence.
On the opposite stand, the obese man looked at the middle-aged man beside him and said indifferently: "How is it? Is the plan going to continue? This cat is not in our plan, it may be a big change."
The middle-aged man chuckled and said: "The plan is to continue, just to kill more people. Those guys can hardly hold back."
"Don't put yourself in it when the time comes."
"Hehe, no, you have to know that the company is also very afraid of this cat."
"Oh?"
In the arena, Ike held up the thunder knife and quietly watched Yun sitting on the ground with a frightened look.
If the other party only had this level, he would be too disappointed.
Yun leaned on the measuring ruler and stood up slowly. He couldn't help panting heavily.
fear!
Fear made his hands tremble a little.
Is he scared?Are you afraid of death?
Do not!
He is no longer afraid of his own weakness!Why is he so weak!
Even if you lose, you can't simply admit defeat!
"Drink!"
Light blue qi gushes out from its body crazily.
"Snapped…"
Yun put away a long sword and gathered the qi of his whole body into the vector sky ruler.
"Measuring ruler!"
"Boom!!!"
On the stage, Zhi Jinhua was surprised when she saw Yun's movements, "Is Yun still fighting?"
Hidden Dragon, who had already been beaten by Zhang Lingyu, smiled with gauze all over his face and said, "Hey hey, this guy Yun is very brave, how could he just admit defeat so easily, as long as he is not a woman, even if the other party is invincible, he will be defeated with dignity !"
In the arena, Yun gathered most of his qi in the measuring ruler and condensed his strongest blow towards Ike.
The azure blue broadsword more than ten meters pierced the sky from above.
Good to come!
Young people should have this kind of never-say-die spirit!
Ike admired in his heart.
"Crackling!"
The nine-layer thunder knife exploded with thunder light all over his body, and slashed towards the measuring ruler.
"Boom! Rumble!!"
The measuring ruler collided with the nine-fold thunder knife, and the blue qi and the purple thunder arc continuously merged and collided to release terrifying energy shock waves.
The earth roared, and even the dark clouds were torn apart by these two powerful energies.
Finally, as the entire venue trembled, a golden figure pierced through the explosion that covered most of the venue.
The gunpowder smoke dissipated, I saw Ike driving the golden light spell, and the other thunder hand was holding Yun who had been blown unconscious.
Ike felt the breath of the cloud and couldn't help sighing.
Why did this guy suddenly become so reckless in the end, and finally gathered all the qi in his body on the measuring ruler, he was playing with his life like meow.
If I hadn't finally rescued him with the Golden Light Curse against the impact of the explosion, I'm afraid this guy would be half-crippled if not dead.
Seeing this, Zhijinhua and the others did not hesitate to jump off the high platform and ran towards one person and one cat.
After checking everything was fine, Zhijinhua cupped her hands at Ike and said, "Thank you, Mr. Ike, for your rescue!"
"Thank you Mr. Ike!"
Ike stared at the broken measuring ruler in the corner for a moment, put away the golden light and the nine-fold thunder knife and left quickly.
Yun, the reckless man, woke up and saw that his measuring ruler was cut in half by himself, so he would most likely find himself desperately.
slip away.
Zhijinhua and others looked at Ike who had left and couldn't do much to keep him, so they carried Yun who smelled of charcoal first to heal his wounds.
On the stands, Lu Jin put away the talismans protecting the stands and said with a smile, "Old Heavenly Master, thank Xiaoai for me!"
Zhang Zhiwei shook his head and said with a smile: "It's all for the younger generation to compete in martial arts. It's not about life and death. Xiao Ai has a sense of proportion. This competition has destroyed the venue a lot. Look at Lao Lu, it's better..."
Lu Jin was taken aback for a moment, good guy, you are so polite as you said before, and finally you are here waiting for me.
"That's right, I understand, the maintenance fee of the site is covered by my Lu family, how about it?"
"Hahaha, so good!"
Today's competition gave everyone a new understanding of Ike's strength.
Lightning Sword Slashes the Sky!
Golden light helps the world!
Rescuing his opponent from such a violent explosion regardless of his own safety, such a loving and righteous Ike instantly gained a large number of fans.
"Old Heavenly Master!!! Where is Little Ai Daoist!!!"
"Master!!! Can you take a group photo for me?!"
"Master!!! Can you be my boyfriend?!"
"Uh... bro, if I'm not blind you're a man, right?"
"Tch! Free love is advocated now, what's wrong with my man, can't he pursue his own love?"
"..."
Zhang Zhiwei, who was surrounded by a group of people as soon as he left the gate of the venue, heard the burning words of the burning year, even though he was very determined, he almost couldn't hold back a shot... golden palm.
He sighed with a dark face: "Everyone, don't worry, I will let Xiaoai meet you later!"
……
"Hey! Little girl, do you know how I got this string of thunder prayer beads?! It was the master poor monk who fought a cat god covered in lightning for [-] rounds on the top of Thunder Mountain, and was admired by the other party. Bestowed! You can ignore any lightning damage!"
"No 9998! No 8888 either! Just 988! Take the body protection orb home!"
"Sister Bao'er! Don't look! Third brother and fourth brother are waiting for us!"
Finally, the liar Bald Lvna pulled Feng Baobao to the side of Xu San and Xu Si, but the four of them were stopped by a beautiful figure.
Lu Linglong smiled and said, "Have you all finished the competition? Can we talk?"
Zhang Chulan looked sideways and said secretly: "This is... Lu Linglong?"
"Let's go, Chu Lan."
Xu Si patted Zhang Chulan on the shoulder.
Zhang Chulan said in a daze, "Oh? Fourth brother, what are you doing?"
Xu Si smiled and said, "This time we have another thing besides accompanying you to the conference..."
Under the leadership of Lu Linglong, Zhang Chulan visited Zhang Zhiwei, Tian Jinzhong, and Lu Jin like the original book.
On the other side, Ike couldn't help laughing very obscenely when he saw the battle table brought by Zhang Lingyu.
Xiaoai VS Wang Bing!
Yo!
He really didn't expect that he would take Ye Xiao's place in the original book and face Wang Bing in the top sixteen.
In an instant, Ike understood what the old man meant. The old man is not a saint, he is also a human being!
Coupled with Wang Ai's aggressive performance at the Ten Guys meeting and Wang Bing's arrogant performance at the meeting, tsk tsk tsk.
The old man is really a bit black-bellied, but it suits his temper very well, not bad.
He thought the old man would push Zhuge Qing to him, but he didn't expect Wang Ye to solve it.
But this is also good, after the battle against Feng Xingtong, I can play when I finally face Zhang Lingyu.
Zhang Lingyu frowned seeing his uncle's wretched expression, it was the first time he saw a cat showing such a wretched smile. (There should be a picture here)
"I refuse! Grandpa! Why do you ask me to admit defeat! You should go to the old heavenly master! Make his beast surrender!"
Wang Ai looked at the irritable Wang Bin with a smile and said, "Bing'er, you will suffer if you go up against that beast! This time, just listen to Grandpa, okay?"
"Oh!"
Wang Bing punched open the wooden door, his eyes exuded evil black energy and said fiercely: "Grandpa, you don't have to persuade me! I'll eat that beast!"
Wang Ai smiled as if he had figured it out and said, "Yes, no matter how powerful the other party is, it's just a beast. Come on, Binger, Grandpa will give you something good!"
Wang Bing looked at the black shadow emerging from behind Wang Ai and said in surprise, "Grandpa, this is?!"
Wang Ai sneered and said, "Bing'er, this is a good thing my grandpa gave you!"
"Hahahahahaha!"
……
"Uncle Master!"
In the evening, Ike stared blankly at Zhang Lingyu who came empty-handed.
Zhang Lingyu clasped her hands and said, "Master, everyone held a bonfire party, and I hope you can participate too!"
Campfire?
Bird watching under the moon? !
Hey Hey!How could I miss such a classic scene!
"Is there food over there?"
Looking at the large characters on the ground, Zhang Lingyu smiled helplessly and said, "It's all ready for my uncle!"
"Go!"
……
"Come on! Drink one!"
"Hahahaha, we really don't know each other today!"
There are already more than ten people around the small bonfire, all of whom participated in the competition today.
"Yo! Look who's coming!"
Following Hidden Dragon's voice, everyone turned their attention.
"Really Lingyu!"
"Mr. Xiaoai!"
Everyone stood up to welcome one person and one cat.
"Meow meow!"
Zhang Lingyu cupped her hands and said, "I would like to say hello to everyone on behalf of my uncle!"
"Really Lingyu is being polite!"
"Sit down! Sit down!"
Ike was also polite, and sat down in an open space.
Immediately afterwards, Lu Linglong and Zhijinhua quickly walked over holding a plate of food.
"Mr. Xiaoai!"
The two put down their food, one left and one right, and directly sandwiched Ike in the middle.
Ike rolled his eyes at the second daughter and bowed his head and began to eat. After being hungry for a long time, he finally had a mouthful of warm food.
Because of the holding of the Luo Tian Dajiao, everyone in the Tianshi Mansion was very busy, and his food level also dropped a little. Sometimes he was often forgotten because of taking care of the contestants' food.
He didn't care too much, in fact, he could live without eating or drinking for a year just relying on the energy in his body, but living without his mouth would lose more than half of his meaning.
"Hey hey hey hey..."
Lu Linglong showed an idiot's expression and took the lead to put her little hand on Ike's back.
"Wow! This fur! So slippery! So soft! Is this the cat demon! This is the first time I have come into such close contact!"
Zhijinhua followed closely behind and said in surprise: "Mr. Xiao Ai's fat and thin ratio is so well-proportioned! I didn't expect such a huge energy to be hidden in such a thin body!"
As for what the second daughter did, Ike directly chose to ignore it, as long as he didn't bother him to eat, and what's more, this was just the treatment of a beautiful woman. If it was a man, he would directly kill him with a thunderbolt!
Seeing that Ike didn't respond, Lu Linglong rubbed Ike's abnormally soft abdomen with her small hands and couldn't help but boldly slid down.
Ok? !
Lu Linglong said excitedly: "Hua'er! I bet right! Mr. Xiaoai has a bell and he is a boy! Don't forget to go down the mountain and treat me to dinner for a month!"
Zhijinhua also stretched out her hand to test the size of the bell, and after confirming that Lu Linglong hadn't lied, she said helplessly, "All right, all right! I don't know much about animals, so you win this time."
WC! ! !
Ike was in no mood to eat at this moment.
NM!Although Ben Meow has become a cat!But the soul is still a seven-foot man!Suddenly caught there by two beauties so suddenly.
Not anymore!
"puff!"
Two nosebleeds rushed out.
The two girls were startled.
"Mr. Xiaoai?!"
I saw that the sides of Ike's face were so red under the light of the fire.
Hidden Dragon picked up the camera and said with a laugh: "I never thought that Mr. Ai has such a cute side! Take a picture and take a picture!"
"Snapped!"
Zhang Lingyu, who was standing next to Hidden Dragon at some point, said coldly: "I suggest you better not do this!"
Although my uncle is different, he can't let others make fun of him!
Canglong looked at the black arc on Zhang Lingyu's hand and said: "No, no, I'm just taking pictures for everyone."
Ike chanted the Qingxin mantra in his heart to stabilize his mind. Fortunately, Zhang Lingyu made a move just now, otherwise he really couldn't help but cut Hidden Dragon's camera and himself in two.
After recovering, Ike escaped from the clutches of the second daughter in a flash.
Seeing this, the second daughter was also embarrassed to continue hooking up with Ike to find other people to drink.
A small episode did not affect the atmosphere of the scene.
"Hey, you should understand people's language, right? Let's talk?"
Xu San and Xu Si, who had just hammered Wang Ergou, walked slowly towards Ike.
Ike glanced at the two of them and nodded in agreement.
The two of them and the cat walked to the side of the grove and stopped.
Xu San looked at the lively scene by the bonfire and smiled lightly: "Mr. Xiao Ai? You like Longhu Mountain and Tianshi Mansion very much, right?"
For this inexplicable question, Ike tilted his head to express his understanding.
With a cigarette in his mouth, Xu Si cut to the point and said, "Why are you making so many detours? Is that Xiao Ai? We need you to leave Tianshi Mansion! Leave Longhu Mountain!"
"Shh!"
A gust of wind suddenly blew past Xu San Xu Si's back.
Xu San subconsciously raised his hand to protect himself.
terror!
At that moment just now, he had a premonition that the inconspicuous orange cat in front of him could kill the two of them in an instant!
"why?"
Three large characters were slowly written in front of the two of them.
Xu Si was also quite frightened just now, took a deep breath and explained: "We have prepared a large forest and grassland for you in Kunlun, which can be your territory! It has not been destroyed yet, it is where you demon spirits It is a treasure land for cultivation, and you can contact us anytime you need! The price is that you will leave Tianshi Mansion forever!"
"Clap clap..."
A faint electric arc flashed between Ike's fur.
Cat's Claw patted the three characters "why" hard.
Xu San stood in front of Xu Si and said in a deep voice: "Because your existence is beyond common sense! You are different from other demon spirits, you can practice human skills! This kind of thing has not happened since ancient times, but that It’s nothing more than a fairy tale or a legend! Do you know how big a disturbance your appearance has caused in the Inhuman Realm? Coupled with the holding of the Luo Tian Dajiao, almost all forces are now paying attention to the Tianshi Mansion!”
"There may be both good and bad things, but your existence will do more harm than good to Tianshifu! The best choice is to leave. And you will not interfere with the affairs of the alien world in the future, and concentrate on cultivation."
Ike frowned slightly.
Xu Si threw away the cigarette and exhaled the last puff of smoke: "Old Heavenly Master, I agree with our solution!"
"Crackling..."
Arc flashed.
"If you lie to me, I will destroy you everywhere!"
Xu San bit his finger and dripped in front of Ike, saying, "I can swear with blood, if I lie to you! Your soul flies away!!"
Xu Si was surprised by Xu San's poisonous oath and said: "You bastard, you!"
The oath of the alien is echoed by the way of heaven, so the death of the body and the disappearance of the five thunders will really come true!
Ike's eyes were indifferent, and he glanced at the two and turned to leave.
Xu Si looked at Ike who was leaving and grabbed Xu San's collar and said angrily: "For a cat, how dare you swear such a vicious oath?!"
Xu San smiled wryly and said, "If you don't keep this cat safe, if he goes berserk, the consequences will not be borne by you, me or the company!"
Although some aliens are strong, their destructive power is limited.
But this guy hasn't shown his true strength from the beginning until now. Judging from today's [-]-meter knife mark, it's too easy for the opponent to split a building with one knife.
This guy is really going to run amok in a densely populated city, with at least tens of thousands of casualties!
Xu Sisong let go of Xu San and sighed: "Such a monster has been raised in Longhu Mountain! It's so difficult..."
Xu San shook his head and said: "No way, the other party's performance is too dazzling, and the Tianshi Mansion can't suppress the matter. In addition, the company's attitude towards demon spirits is relatively aggressive. This may be the best way to deal with it. The next thing to do is to look at the old Tianshi."
At this time, on the boulder beside the bonfire, Zhang Chulan, who was already drunk with a golden light, made everyone appreciate his Shougongsha.
At this time, Ike had already lost the mood of watching birds under the moon, and went straight to Zhang Zhiwei's residence.
"Whoa, whoa!"
Zhang Zhiwei knew that Ike was coming when he heard the familiar sound of scratching the door, and said angrily, "Here you come? Come in, you're bothering the old man at such a late hour."
The door opens.
Zhang Zhiwei and Ike met their eyes.
Zhang Zhiwei said in a deep voice, "You know everything, right?"
Ike nodded.
"Well, let me tell you why..."
……
"Snapped!"
After listening to Zhang Zhiwei's explanation, Ike slapped his paw on the ground angrily.
Nima!
Labor and management have been working hard for Tianshi Mansion to take care of the home for so many years, can't they afford the two pieces of land, can they?
Zhang Zhiwei smiled and said: "Don't be angry, we miss you over there and we can visit you anytime, can't we? And you belong to the state establishment over there, and you eat public food, isn't it good?"
"Shh!"
Well, you have NN legs!
Old man, why don't you eat it? !Believe it or not, I'm quitting now!
"Snapped!"
Suddenly, Zhang Zhiwei closed the door with a wave of his hand and said in a deep voice, "Okay, enough trouble, I'm going to talk to you about business!"
Ike was taken aback when he heard the words, do you still have business?
"Xiao Ai, have you thought about the future?"
future?
Ike frowned slightly. Although he has a system and is in the Two-dimensional comic world he liked in his previous life, he doesn't care about the direction of the plot. He prefers to live as he pleases, and it's obvious .
After 33 years in this world, he has become accustomed to the plants and trees and daily life of Longhu Mountain. To put it ridiculously, he looks like a master who is ready to retire before he sets foot in the rivers and lakes.
"Whether it's a person, an animal, or a flower or a tree, they all have a day at the end of the road. I don't know where the end of the old man is, but you will definitely go farther than the old man."
"If you are looking for a more long-term way, the human fireworks on Longhu Mountain are not suitable for you."
"Kakaka…"
"Then I won't be in a hurry to go down the mountain after I see you off."
Zhang Zhiwei looked at the big characters on the floor and laughed loudly: "If you do this, those guys above won't be able to sit still!"
"So what if you can't sit still, do they dare to attack Tianshi Mansion?"
"Xiao Ai, strength is important, but the result of a matter resolved with strength will never be what you want."
Ike's pupils shrank slightly.
These words made him suddenly think of the plot that will happen later.
Heavenly Master descends!
The strength of the old man is second in the alien world, who dares to be the first? !
All the top ten were helpless, and still chose to be restrained under the invisible rules!
Although the revenge is reported!But Zhang Zhiwei is also equivalent to killing green in the play. What deterrent is a tiger that can't go down the mountain? !
In addition, Zhang Lingyu was expelled from the mountain gate, is all this really the result that everyone in the Tianshi Mansion wanted?
Zhang Zhiwei squatted down slowly, caressed Ike's lowered head with his big old hand and said, "Xiao Ai..."
"Crack..."
"I see…"
Looking at the four big characters, Zhang Zhiwei's eyes were slightly touched, and his heart felt sore.
"Crack..."
"Then when you are about to die, can you send a letter in advance, I'm afraid I won't be able to catch up."
Seeing the last sentence, Zhang Zhiwei's face froze.
Ike also took the opportunity to break free from the big hand, his body was possessed by golden light, and two gold threads pulled open the wooden door and ran out.
Zhang Zhiwei looked at Ike who had escaped and slowly closed his eyes.
Did he really make the right move in this move?
At the same time, Ike has quickly reached the highest mountain of Longhu Mountain with the help of Leifa.
The howling evening wind took away Ike's fatigue but not the confusion in his heart.
Are you really leaving?
Do you want to give up?
I'm sorry!
Ike looked down at the Longhu Mountain in Nuo Da and murmured in his heart.
But so what?
The current self is not the old man who went down the mountain in the play.
However, even if you leave, let's finally do something for Longhu Mountain and Tianshi Mansion!
[Ding, the system prompts that world travel will start in one month! 】
The system's notification tone completely stupefied Ike.
What the hell?Going to cross again?But why?If the previous time travel was due to Ben Meow reaching the peak combat power in the world, then Ben Meow is far from the strongest in this world...
"System, this?"
Perhaps it was because Ike was afraid that his Taoism would collapse and go mad, so the system responded thoughtfully this time.
[Host, it has been detected that the major event of the main world is about to trigger a war. 】
In an instant, most of Ike's original sadness disappeared, the system, you are a real dog!
But fortunately, there is still a month to go, even if he leaves, it is enough for him to prepare.
"Ouch!!!"
The ear-piercing roar resounded throughout Longhu Mountain.
The next day, Ike borrowed Zhang Lingyu's mobile phone to watch the video of bird watching under the moon posted by Hidden Dragon on the forum, showing a trace of wretchedness on his old face.
It turns out that this is Shougong sand, and the lines on it are really wonderful.
Returning the phone to Zhang Lingyu, Ike suddenly thought of something.
"Be gentle with women, after all, she is old man Lu's great-granddaughter!"
Zhang Lingyu bowed her head and said, "I would like to follow my uncle's instruction!"
In the morning there were four competitions between Zhang Chulan and others, and the remaining four competitions were scheduled at noon.
Ike also went to watch Zhuge Qing vs. Wang Ye.
As expected, Wang Yesheng won.
This also made Ike have a lot of interest in warlocks for the first time.
Divination, turn bad luck into good luck, and figure out the way of heaven.
Before I left, I found an opportunity to do research on a book about spells, so that I would be able to seize the opportunity if I was unfamiliar with the new world in the future.
Since he had nothing to do, Ike came to his venue early to wait.
"Wipe..."
His claws rubbed his nails rhythmically with the meritorious bricks. This was a habit he developed when he was discussing fish-catching skills with a certain fish-fishing master when he was in Pirate World.
Some viewers who also came here early couldn't laugh or cry at Ike's behavior, and praised his cuteness.
If it wasn't for Zhang Zhiwei and the others who came very early, otherwise the female audience couldn't help rushing down to ravage Ike.
"call…"
After blowing away the scum, Ike put away the bricks of merit. Today he is not here to educate the younger generation, he is here to kill people!
certainly!It's too obvious that this person can't be killed!
In the stands, there were only a few spectators, and they were very curious about what kind of surprise Ike could bring them today.
Zhang Zhiwei squinted at Wang Ai and Lu Ci who were in the other row of stands and sighed: "This Wang Ai dared to let his great-grandson play, he must have made some calculations."
Lu Jin on the side frowned slightly and said, "With you here, Old Heavenly Master, what dares Old Wang to plan?"
Zhang Zhiwei said lightly: "I don't know, but I don't know why this old man's right eye keeps twitching."
Lu Jin tilted his head and looked at Zhang Zhiwei's darkened eye sockets and said, "Old Master, I think you have been staying up all night!"
"Oh heh heh, is it..."
"..."
"Contestants please enter!"
Amid the shouts of the referee, Wang Bing walked slowly into the venue at a pace of [-] million.
In the stands, Wang Ai stared at Ike's figure and grinned secretly.
Animals are animals, even if you become a demon spirit and practice human skills, nothing will change.
The Tianshi Mansion is almost in danger of self-defense, so you just obediently become the nourishment of my good grandson!
"The contestants are here! The competition begins!"
Wang Bing grinned and said, "Come out..."
"Crack!"
"Boom!!!"
Black air rose from Wang Bing's body, before he finished speaking, a crimson palace thunder fell from the sky and hit Wang Bing.
Everyone was shocked.
In these two competitions, Ike has always been a back-hander, so I never thought that this shot would be so decisive.
"It's weird!"
Ike secretly thought.
Normally speaking, the power of this crimson palace thunder shot by myself is enough to make Wang Bing lose consciousness. Although the other party took it down, there is still room for strength.
The thunder light dissipated, revealing Wang Bing surrounded by black energy.
"Beast!!! How dare you?! I'm going to kill you!!!"
"Ooooooooooo!!!"
The roar of the wolf startled everyone present, and then a giant wolf nearly three meters high jumped out of Wang Bing, surrounded by black air.
Lu Jin was shocked and said: "This method! Isn't it the Feng family's Juling dispatcher?! This old Wang Bazang is so deep!"
Zhang Zhiwei stared at the giant wolf and said in a deep voice: "This giant wolf was no less than those fairy families in the Northeast. Hmph, Wang Ai is quite old, and he still does this kind of thing."
Lu Jin was a little worried and said, "It's no less than those fairy families? Is Xiaoai okay?"
Zhang Zhiwei sighed softly: "It's just a little more effort."
"Bang Bang Bang!!!"
In the arena, the long fur of the giant wolf lashed towards Ike as if alive.
The impact of each strand of hair is no less powerful than a cannonball plowing the ground, blasting out pits.
Wang Bin looked at Ike who was dodging in a panic and grinned grimly: "Yes! That's it! Kill that beast!"
Ike stared at the giant wolf and frowned. As a 'canine', he could feel the pain in this guy's heart.
"help me…"
"Please help me..."
Is this the voice of the giant wolf?
Forget it, who made him kind-hearted.
"Crack!"
"Lightning flash!"
The thunder exploded, and Ike appeared in front of Wang Bing in the blink of an eye.
The king was shocked, and waved his hand to arrest Ike's spirit.
"Oh!"
Before Wang Bing could touch Ike, a palm thunder directly knocked Wang Bing out.
"Ah! It hurts! You useless beast! Come and protect me!"
Entangled by electric arcs all over his body, Wang Bing slumped on the ground and roared angrily.
"Ow!"
The giant wolf turned into a black shadow and rushed towards Ike.
"Crack!"
Giant wolf is fast!
But Ike is faster!
In the blink of an eye, Ike appeared in front of Wang Bing again, with the lightning in his front paws.
"Lei Yin!"
"Snapped!"
Wang didn't only feel abdominal cramps and was sent flying out again.
At the same time as he was knocked into the air, Ike planted a thunder in Wang Bing's qi sea.
The giant wolf pounced, and Ike disappeared again in a flash.
For a moment, the giant wolf was led by the nose like a dog by Ike.
"Bastard! Come back!"
Wang also tried his best to recall the giant wolf back to him.
Ike looked at Wang's ever-expanding figure and frowned. The kid didn't choose to devour the giant wolf. In the original book, the king didn't have such a fierce spirit. It seems that this giant wolf is the method of that old man Wang Ai. up.
"Hey Hey…"
After possessing the body, Wang Bing felt the surging power in his body and opened his demonic purple wolf eyes and said with a grinning grin: "Little beast! It's fun to beat me, isn't it?"
"Bang!!!"
With a sudden leap, Wang Bing turned into a shell and attacked Ike.
Ike sneered, the last struggle of the dying man.
Thunderbolt Tianzhu!
"Oh!"
A pillar composed of lightning coils fell from the sky and knocked the king directly to the ground.
Wang Bin, who was suppressed by Tianzhu, said with a face full of disbelief: "What kind of method is this?! Bastard!"
Xiao Ruizhi, there are many things you don't know.
"Siphon Thunder!"
"Crack!"
The arc rotated at high speed in Ike's mouth to form an extremely attractive thunderball.
Just when everyone thought that Ike was going to use this blow to completely destroy Wang Bing, a shocking scene appeared.
Under the great gravitational attraction of the thunder ball, the giant wolf possessing Wang Bing was sucked out alive.
Wang Ai stood up in shock, how is this possible? !
Besides Wang Ai who was shocked, there was another person, Feng Zhenghao!
If doing so can suck out the possessed spirits, wouldn't Ike be their nemesis? !
What they don't know is that Ike's purple mine can directly act on the soul, and it's too simple to drag out a soul with its thousands of filament-like arcs. Of course, this requires extremely high control power for the user.
"out!"
"Ow!"
With a howl, the giant wolf once again stood in the eyes of the audience.
In order to prevent the king and this guy from being taken back again, Ike had a thought, and the thunder column collapsed and turned into thunder for the king and took a thunder bath.
The smoke filled the air, and the referee looked at the stunned Wang and shouted with a smile: "The winner! Xiao Ai!"
Suddenly, an old angry voice resounded throughout the venue.
"Beast! Come back!"
The giant wolf's soul twitched crazily, with a ferocious facial expression.
"help me!"
On the high platform, Wang Ai ignored the giant wolf's feelings and forcibly used Juling to take it back into his body.
"Meow!!!"
"Boom!!!"
Several crimson palace thunders fell from the sky.
Lu Ci who was beside Wang Ai clapped his palms together suddenly.
Ruyijin!
"Oh!"
Ike was taken aback.
His Jiang Gonglei was shattered abruptly by a strange force.
You know, he put in a lot of effort to bombard Wang Ai!
Looking at the giant wolf that was about to lose its strength, Ike gritted his teeth, whether it was a promise or a pit for Wang's family.
Wang Ai is going to die, Lu Ci, do you dare to join in the fun? !
court death!
MD, no matter what happens, labor and management will slaughter you two old bastards in front of everyone today!
Anyway, labor and capital are leaving this world too!
war! ! !
Lei Xiang's six-armed god!
"Ouch!!!"
The sky and the earth changed, and the wind blew up.
Thousands of thunderbolts scattered down, and in the blink of an eye, a six-armed headless giant made of thunder and lightning more than [-] meters high rose from the ground.
The terrifying coercion made everyone on the field tremble.
"Everyone leave the stands!"
Everyone in Tianshi Mansion shouted anxiously.
Many of them can vividly remember the power of their uncle's move. If the old Tianshi hadn't stepped in to neutralize nearly half of his power, the Tianshi's mansion might not be safe!
"Old Lu, take Jinzhong away! Quick!"
Lu Jin said anxiously: "Old Master! Can you do it alone?!"
"Hmph, it's more than enough to beat those two old guys!"
"Brother! Be careful!"
Seeing this, Lu Jin pushed Tian Jinzhong away quickly.
"Run!"
A pot of porridge was already being cooked in the stands, and everyone rushed to the safe passage.
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