i'm not a cyberpsychopath

Chapter 137 Penglai
After paying homage to Xuannv and the ancestors of past generations, boy Suanni brought Li Qingyun to the Immortal Mansion, held a mutton fat jade pendant and lifted the restriction, leading him into the mansion.

"Master, this is the Penglai Wonderland, the Immortal Treasure Mansion, the place where my seniors from all ages store their spirit companions.

Beginning true disciples can choose a magic weapon for body protection from the treasure mansion. Which one do you like, just tell me. "

Oh, the apprentice also gave me a magic weapon.The benefits are pretty good.

Looking at it at a glance, the treasury is full of colorful lights, full of precious aura, full of brilliance, covering the sky and the sun.These are not rubbish he picked up casually, they are rubbish carefully refined by the seniors... Cough cough, baby.

After all, if you take a closer look and take a closer look, in fact, the particle effects are gone, and the rest are pots, pans, knives, guns and sticks. What age is this?By the way, is there a magic weapon class cruiser?Is it okay to use enchanted RPG?

Well, after all, it is an ancient Taoist school, an antique handed down from generation to generation of Zhengdao Xuanmen, so it has some historical background and cultural value.

Li Qingyun looked at the arrangement of the treasures, and they still lived in one room with one magic weapon, so he asked casually,
"Nephew, can these treasures be transformed?"

The boy nodded,

"Warrior spirits that can't change form are not eligible to be servants of my Taoist sect. Which one do you fancy, just take it and ask if their primordial spirits are willing to recognize the master.

If you want to get a few more pieces, there is no problem, as long as there is a chance to go out, everyone is willing to take care of the younger generation, and then shine for the teacher. "

Li Qingyun nodded in understanding,
"That's right, I want to go out to play after staying in the house for a long time."

However, from the perspective of a cultivator, these magic weapons are indeed quite powerful. They are all things of "refining qi and turning into gods". Li Qingyun glanced over and felt that their cultivation base and coercion were mostly stronger than his own, and he was also tongue-tied.

It was shocking to see hundreds of monks in the square before. It is unexpected that there are so many powerful weapon spirits in the treasury. This Taishang Jiuzhenzong really has a profound foundation.

But turning around, Li Qingyun didn't hug a lot of 'I want them all! '.

After all, he is familiar with Shangzhen Dao Zang, so he naturally knows that the magic weapon chosen for entry is chance, which can not only protect the body and save life, but also form a couple and double cultivation, so as to complement each other.

But this kind of thing is not the more the better.

In fact, Li Qingyun is not a child who just entered the Taoist sect.It's not that he has never used flying swords before. Of course he knows that these magic weapons are infinitely powerful, but after being tossed a few times, he also understands that these magic weapons have equipment upper limits and reset CDs, just like shipboard weapon systems also have energy grids and CPU usage.

It's impossible for you to do it from head to toe, arm it with magic weapons to the teeth, and then tear your clothes apart!He didn't leave a pair of underpants, and threw out all the equipment on his body to hit people.

And it's not just a question of mana cultivation and spiritual consciousness, it also depends on your wallet.

After all, the great cause and effect of starting a couple and cultivating Dharma protectors in this way needs to be repaid after borrowing it.

These magical treasures come out of the mountain to protect you comprehensively and help you practice, isn't it just trying to achieve the Tao by one person and ascend to heaven.

Therefore, after taking it, even the cultivation cost of the magic weapon needs to be provided by the disciples' own cultivation resources. In the future, the repair, maintenance, upgrading and improvement of the magic weapon will have to be done by themselves.

To sum up, one must be cautious when taking this opportunity. In a sense, it is like marrying a wife. It’s fun to have a lot of them for a while, but if you want to live in the future, don’t you still have to work to support yourself?
Therefore, although double cultivation is beneficial to physical and mental health, too many Taoist companions will delay the practice, and it is enough to take one or two properly.

Of course, Penglai disciples are rich, and Shangzhen Palace is even richer in the Sea of ​​False Stars. If you really want to raise them, Li Qingyun can afford eight of them.

It's just that he has high vision, and he already has a handkerchief, a sword pill, and now he has a broken ax as a reference. No matter what, the strength of the magic weapon can't be lower than the garbage he made by hand, right?So at a glance, I really don't think there is anything particularly eye-catching.

Well, it doesn't mean how well his ax is made, but in fact, things like magic weapons, no matter how old they are, will be limited by the raw materials and the maker's refining skills.

These Xuanmen Magical Artifacts can be preserved in the treasury, although they were all amazing masterpieces at that time, but they are indeed a bit outdated now.Whether it is the production process or the strength of the material, it is the tear of the last era.

It's like a bunch of supercars parked in a museum. No matter how powerful the three major parts are, how solid the chassis is, how sound they are, and how many championships they have won, it is impossible to throw them on the fully automatic highway and race with maglev taxis.

In this way, Li Qingyun tossed and turned in the warehouse twice, but there was nothing to look at, so he simply said to the jade pendant boy,

"Forget it, let's go, there is no need."

"Uncle Master doesn't like these treasures, but he has no intention of refining weapons?"

Probably Suanni Boy was also used to the appearance of picking and picking, so he could tell at a glance that Li Qingyun was shy, so he let him go down the steps.

"Why don't I get some ancient relics from the Taiji era? Most of these relics have been destroyed by fighting skills before. They may have been knocked down and damaged the primordial spirit. They cannot be awakened for a while. If the uncle is free, he can refine them again. Do you want to keep them as a souvenir?"

"Oh, Tai Chi ancient artifacts?"

"It is the ancient Taiji world before the demon ancestor opened the sky, the star wall collapsed, and the Dao foundation was shattered. It is something from the time when the three gods established the religion. You come with me, and you are here."

Suanni Boy took Li Qingyun through the garden and came to a broom-like storage room. There was a large container inside, which was filled with a mess of junk in a literal sense. A large layer of dust had accumulated, and it was obvious that it had been dusty for N years.

Seeing Li Qingyun's disgusted face, Daotong smiled wryly,
"Treasures from the master's door, beginner disciples have them, so the uncle can pick one at random. The disciples are also easy to make friends with."

"Oh, all right, then... this one."

So Li Qingyun picked up a brick at random, um, gold, even if it's useless, it would be festive to put it in the house.

So the boy who completed the task registered for him, "received a brick from the master", and brought Li Qingyun to a study.

Li Qingyun looked up and saw the mountains of books piled high on the bookshelves,
"Oh, are you going to choose the magic book this time? I already have the Daozang of the Shangzhen Palace, and I don't lack this."

The boy smiled and said, "Uncle Master misunderstood, this is the question bank."

"Exam bank?"

Li Qingyun took a random copy and read it, "Master Wei Talks about Arithmetic. Jiazi Year College Entrance Examination Arithmetic Lecture Notes with Detailed Explanation of Sea of ​​Real Questions"...

Dig... Intuit... Send...

Li Qingyun rubbed his eyes and took another look.

Or "ZhentiTihai".

It's over, I'm cyberpsychopathic.

Then the boy explained,
"Here are the real question sets of the college entrance examinations of various sects of Taoism, mock papers, question banks of the Demon Mountain Demon Sect and other heretics. You can borrow as much as you want, and just return it when you are done."

Li Qingyun stared at him with big eyes and small eyes,
"What do I want to borrow these things for when I'm riding a horse?"

The boy shook his head, "Of course it is doing the questions. If you don't brush the questions, how can you take the exam?"

Li Qingyun frowned, his heart tightened, his back felt cold, and he suddenly realized that the purpose of Teacher Xian's bringing him this trip was not simple.
"Why do you need an exam?"

The boy laughed, pointing to the charter posted on the wall behind the bookshelf and said,
"Of course, only by studying hard and taking tests constantly can you master the true teaching of Taoism.

Our Taishang Jiuzhen Inner School Unified Examination is a small test every five days, a senior high school entrance examination on the first day of every tenth month, and a big competition every year. We take it once every three years and take the "Xuanmen Comprehensive Six Arts Unified Examination". Since you have officially entered the inner school, uncle, you have to study the questions from now on.

Only the top three disciples in each exam will be rewarded and have points.After 60 years of such a big exam, all six arts are passed on, and the disciples who score the top three in total can become Sanshan Daozi. "

When Li Qingyun heard this, his liver trembled.

"Ni... ma... yo... 60 years to take the exam???"

This immortal, it doesn't matter if you don't cultivate!

The boy grabbed his sleeve and tried to persuade him,

"Uncle, it's actually not that difficult. These test questions are the Taoist scriptures compiled by the ancestors of the past generations based on their personal experience. The elders are worried that the disciples in the sect will meditate all day long and lack of experience, so they share their experience carefully.

Going out of the mountains to practice in this way, in case of catastrophe, if something happens, you can also follow the prescription, and you can solve any problems.It's all the master's painstaking efforts! "

Li Qingyun looked at him,
"Don't scare me! What the hell is it that you need to practice arithmetic to cultivate immortals! I'll cut it off and it's over. Why do you need to do the questions?"

Suanni Boy shook his head and said,

"At the beginning of arithmetic, the ancestor of the Dao, if you want to cultivate the truth and harmonize the Tao, how can you not understand the natural principles of the world? If you don't accumulate silicon, you can go a thousand miles. The subtlety of the algorithm is reflected in the accumulation of time. If you can't even solve the problem on the pen, it is not right. How can others dare to believe that you can make weapons and make treasures as soon as you get started? How can you make alchemy by drawing symbols?

Even if the sect has no shortage of resources, the treasures of heaven and earth are all the essence of the sun and the moon, and the aura of heaven and earth is accumulated, and it will be gone if it is used up. I don't even have the certainty of calculation. Doesn't it feel bad to toss around like this? "

Li Qingyun was taken aback when he heard that, thinking about what the other party said seemed to be quite reasonable, even if it is a shot, it still has to be counted as the coordinates, these basics are the real skills, so he bowed,
"Been taught a lesson."

"Master uncle doesn't have to be like this, it's just the teacher's teachings that he has been exposed to."

Suanni Boy quickly helped him up, and then whispered,
"Besides, you are a half-way student, and you are an inner disciple when you come up. You don't know the rules of the outer sect selection. If you fail the exam, you will be beaten. If you fail the exam in one subject, you will be hanged on the beam.

"What kind of corporal punishment are you guys, hello!"

Li Qingyun is going crazy.

Suanni boy also smiled wryly,

"Hasn't Taoism always been like this, strict teachers produce high-quality apprentices? Besides, as long as you don't fail the exams, it's fine.

In fact, among my Taoist disciples, there are really very few people who fail the subjects, and they can pass by just brushing the questions, so you don't have to be too nervous.It's just that it's really strenuous to compete for the top three ranking rewards.

After all, you also know that 'refining Qi and transforming gods' is easy to cultivate, but 'refining gods to return to emptiness' is hard to find, but if you are elected as the Daoist of Sanshan, you will receive great support from the resources of the sect for your future practice, and you can also get the Daoist ancestor, pass on the "Jing" and teach the "Book", this is the authentic way of Taoism!
To obtain the scriptures, those of us who seek the Tao, who would not risk their lives to fight, fight, and grab, what is the exam? "

Hearing what he said, Li Qingyun slowed down.

In fact, it is true, after all, others are not like him, such as "Nine Yin Scriptures" and "Xuelu Tianshu" are readily available.It's all up for grabs.

You see, people in the divine religion, in order to exchange for a "Book of Heaven", they want to conquer other worlds and all other worlds. It is already very simple for Taoist disciples to compete for rankings in the exam.

"Okay, okay, I understand, just brush the questions, just brush it, and give me a whole box... But wait a minute, I'm just getting started now, and I'm just starting the exam now, am I already behind the schedule?

Besides, the daily exam, the monthly exam, and the annual exam, not to mention that I usually have to practice in closed doors, and I also need to help the ancestor to guard the furnace to make alchemy, how can I pass the exam? "

Suanni boy moved the book box and explained,

"That's simple. On the magic weapon of the sect that you took just now, Master Uncle, there is the talisman of taixuan. As long as the primordial spirit comes out of the body and activates the door of taixuan, you can be led to Penglai Mountain for the exam.

Moreover, there is only one stick of incense for each exam, so if you don't waste your time, you can apply for a make-up exam to the master if you have something really important. "

Ma De, it's no wonder that I want to get a magic weapon, and you practiced the soul out of your body for the exam?Why is it so outrageous...

Suanni boy looked at Li Qingyun,
"Uncle, even if this is a small test, we are taking the test in front of the statue of the patriarch. If you cheat, you will be beaten to death."

"Damn it! Am I someone who knows how to cheat! Besides, it's too much of a fuss if I just cheat!!"

Alas, I'm tired... Cultivating immortals and seeking the Tao is so tiring...

So with the help of boy Suan Ni, Li Qingyun emptied the house, filled a bookcase full of mock volumes of real test papers, and brought them home for brushing. Well, this bookcase is also a mustard-like storage magic weapon, specially used to hold books.

When the question bank came out, the boy suggested again,
"Master uncle still needs to bring some spiritual seeds of flowers, plants, animals and birds back to raise? Inner sect disciples can get them for free."

"Damn, it's too late for me to finish the questions, and I'm so busy raising flowers and birds! Don't!"

The box of papers on his back was extremely heavy, and Li Qingyun also lost the good mood of traveling in the fairyland.Who wants to make a question!It's not as good as going back to 0791 to masturbate and watch TV!

Suan Ni also saw that Li Qingyun was in a bad mood, so she glanced at him and asked in a low voice,
"Does the uncle want to eat something?"

This time Li Qingyun immediately became interested, "What delicious food do you have here?"

Suanni Boy looked at him and asked,

"Uncle Master is from Xu Xinghai. Are you used to eating raw or cooked? Blood or meat?"

"Well, besides taking pills, I usually eat fish. What do you mean by what you said?"

Suan Ni showed envy on her face,

"There are pill clothes, and there are fish to eat, are they live fish?"

Li Qingyun nodded, grabbed a piece of fish from the leather pocket on his waist,

"It looks ugly, but the meat is still fresh. Would you like to try it?"

Suan Ni swallowed her saliva, shook her head,

"I have converted to the righteous Dharma and refined into a spiritual body. I can only eat fire and smoke, and I can't drink blood like hair.

That's great, it turns out that Dai Yu really has live fish..."

Why can't you drink blood, then you just keep staring at it...

Seeing him like this, and looking at the sea hanging upside down from the sky and enveloping the fairy mountain, Li Pan couldn't help being surprised,
"Why don't you have any raw fish here?"

Suanni boy shook his head,

"In our place, the raw ones refer to the spiritual vegetables and fairy fruits grown in the medicine garden, and the cooked ones are vegetarian dishes prepared in the cafeteria. Usually, Qi refiners swallow clouds and mists, concoct alchemy, and occasionally have banquets, so they use some vegetarian vegetables and fairy fruits, and spiritual spring fairy wine. People who have attained the Tao generally don't eat meat."

"Then I see that there were a lot of fat quail flying over just now? Why isn't that raised for food?"

"That's an underage Phoenix..."

Suanni boy smiled wryly,

"The beasts and spirit birds on the mountain are all Taoist companions and spirit pets raised by the disciples of the sect. They are used to collect geniuses and treasures. If there is one who realizes Taoism and transforms into a form, he will be a fellow disciple in the future. Of course, he cannot eat it.

Occasionally, there are people whose lifespan is exhausted, soldiers who are reincarnated, whose corpses are used to make alchemy tools, skinned and bones removed, and the remaining materials can be eaten as a feast, which is called meat.The heavenly ghosts used to worship the ancestral temple, and the demon gods fought from outside the territory are called blood eaters.

However, there are many disciples in the sect, and flesh and blood food is not often available, let alone not enough, it is very rare. "

"Here... Then go to the wild outside the mountains? The sect's raised ones can't be eaten, but the wild ones can be eaten?"

Suanni boy looked at him inexplicably,
"Wild? There's nothing out there, where is there any wild food?"

Li Qingyun didn't understand,
"What do you mean there's nothing out there?"

"If it's gone, it's gone..." Boy Suanni spread his hands, "The star wall is shattered, and the Dao foundation is shattered."

Li Qingyun was stunned, stayed for a while, and asked,
"...Can I go outside and have a look?"

The Suanni boy didn't care, he turned around in place, and turned into a golden-haired lion with a jade pendant around his neck... Suanni.

"There's too much evil spirit outside, I'm afraid my uncle's Dao body is still inconvenient, please get out of your body, I will protect you to go out and have a look."

It was only when the other party showed his appearance that Li Qingyun felt that the cultivation level of this Suanni boy was far above him, and he was probably at the peak of 'practicing qi to transform into a god'.So he nodded, sitting cross-legged, the Nascent Soul projection flew out from the top of his head, and landed on Suan Ni's head.

Suan Ni shook his head, swayed his body, breathed fire from his mouth and nose, a cloud of colorful smoke engulfed his body, drove up the golden cloud, and hula-la-la-la crashed into the water curtain and sea wall in the sky.

The blue sea opened a crystal clear passage in front of him, and the colorful light shuttled in front of his eyes. The fairy mountains and blue seas quickly faded to both sides, and the blue light covering Penglai Mountain gradually faded away, and the sea surface gradually sank. Soon, boundless darkness surrounded him from all directions, as if a vast abyss was pouring in front of him.

Then make a fuss.

Li Qingyun's spiritual consciousness suddenly spread out, as if the curtain wrapping him was torn apart in all directions, leaving only a vast void in front of him.

Nothing at all.

In the vast void, not even a little starlight can be seen.

what……

nothing……

"Uncle, turn around and look."

Li Qingyun was awakened by Suan Ni's sound transmission, and turned around to look in this vast void.

Behind him, there is a crystal clear bubble of blue light, like a huge orb, hanging silently in the boundless darkness. If you look carefully, you can still see the green mountain shadow and the magnificent Taoist palace in the orb.

"This is Penglai."

Suan Ni took Li Qingyun and circled the blue bubble in the vast void.

"Xuyuan has expanded uncontrollably, the Taiji world has long been swallowed by Xuyuan, and there is nothing left in the human world.

Although the enchantment laid down by the Taishang Daozu can last for a while, there is no magic weapon that can withstand the erosion of Xuyuan's evil spirit.

When the power of the 24 Dinghaishen beads is exhausted, Penglai will surely usher in the day when he will be swallowed up by the endless abyss.

I only hope that Daiyu Mountain can be completed as soon as possible, and I can move my Jiuzhenzong to Xuxingtian.

Although Xu Yuan will swallow Xu Xingtian sooner or later, at least for now there is still a way to survive.

Escape for a while, for a while. "

(End of this chapter)