Immortals just want to get off work

Chapter 211 Du Kang: Am I Really Dionysus?

It is said that the test is so rigorous, but in fact, the only thing to do is to pour the wine out of the glass bottle and divide it into three parts to drink.

The only thing to worry about is that Du Kang is really drunk, and then something will happen - there are two types of drunkenness, one is still conscious and can control the body, but everything is more than one beat slower than usual; The other is drinking fragments, that is, you really don’t know what you did, and you can’t recall it afterwards.

With the quality of this wine... if you get drunk, even if the amount is only about a cup, there seems to be a high risk of fragmentation.

So Du Kang also specially activated the formation, hoping that he would not go out and cause something after drinking the fragment.

"Is this that kind of wine? What's its name?" Xiaoxuan looked curiously at the glass bottle in Du Kang's hand, his big eyes reflected the ripples of the wine under the sunlight.

"From ancient times to the present, from China to the outside world, there has always been a habit of naming the most proud creations or discoveries with their own names." Xiaoye said, "So, since this is the best brewed by Dionysus, wine, then it should be named after him, for example - Du Kang?
You know, in Cao Cao's "Duan Ge Xing", there was once a sentence "How to relieve worries, only Du Kang". From very early on, Du Kang has been synonymous with wine. "

"That makes sense," Du Kang nodded, "but I'm really not the God of Dionysus!"

"Xiaoye believes in Mr. Du's words." Xiaoye smiled, and went to fetch three cups without Du Kang's order.

"What about you, Xiaoxuan, you also believe me, right?" Du Kang always felt that Xiaoye was saying something like "ah, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, right, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, you also believe me, don't you?" Du Kang turned his head to look at Xiaoxuan again.

"Ah?" Xiaoxuan was taken aback, flicked his cat ears, and hesitated for a while, "Since Mr. Du said yes, then...it should be."

As he said that, as if he had finally convinced himself in his heart after great efforts, Xiaoxuan nodded firmly again: "Yes, I believe in you!"

Du Kang: "..."

"No, although I do have the exact same name as Du Kang, and I really think that ordinary wine is not good to drink, and there are many gods who seem to have old acquaintances with me, but Xiaoxuan, you can't think that I am the God of Dionysus!" Du Kang argued.

"It's like there is an alloy in front of you. It has the density of gold, the appearance of gold, the chemical properties and physical properties of gold. Does it have to be gold?"

There was clear confusion in Xiaoxuan's eyes: "Otherwise, isn't that gold?"

Du Kang is silent, seems right?
What do you do when you try to convince others but seem to convince yourself?
"Actually, Mr. Du doesn't need to be so distressed. Didn't you say it before? You just need to drink it to know if it is true or not." Xiaoye returned with a smile and brought the cups, and put them one by one on the coffee table.

"I'm definitely not!" Du Kang said, just like self-hypnosis, cheering himself up, unplugged the glass bottle, and opened the bottle.

Almost the moment the bottle was opened, a strong aroma of wine emanated from the bottle, flooding the entire living room, but it did not permeate the outside, because it was directly given by Du Kang's formation. blocked.

Even so, Du Kang could still see that the transparent wine in the glass bottle was decreasing at a speed visible to the naked eye... Although this visible to the naked eye is based on Du Kang's advanced eyesight, ordinary people may not be able to see it, but It is enough for Du Kang to understand why Taiyin Xingjun needs to use a glass bottle that has reached the level of a magic weapon when he saves this.

"As expected, the way of wine is born of manifestation. Just smelling it, I already feel a little drunk..." Xiaoxuan couldn't wait to jump on the coffee table, chose the cup in her position, squatted down, and swung her tail In a flash, although he didn't say it directly, he already seemed impatient.

"I haven't drank alcohol yet, but this...is indescribable." Xiaoye couldn't help but sigh with emotion, "Just by smelling it, I feel my body soothed and replenished with vitality, and then my head feels a little dizzy again. dizzy..."

"...It's really fragrant." Du Kang sniffled, wanting to say that he also felt dizzy.

But the truth is, he simply felt that it was very fragrant, he was a little greedy, he wanted to drink it, and the speed of his body's spiritual power increased instantly, other than that... it was gone.

His head was extraordinarily clear, and he didn't feel any dizziness or drunkenness, which Du Kang could still judge.It's not the kind of 'sober' who is obviously drunk and still yells "I'm not drunk!" with his tongue out.

"Illusion, it must be an illusion! In fact, I was also drunk, but it was too slight and I didn't feel it. Or it was because Xiaoxuan and Xiaoye's cultivation base was too low, so when I smelled it, I felt drunk. There will be drunkenness, and I have a high level of cultivation, so I don't!" Du Kang quickly found a reasonable explanation for himself.

"Come on, have a taste of this wine that can make the gods drunk." Du Kang no longer hesitated, poured out the wine from the glass bottle, divided it into three parts evenly, and then served them together Picking up the wine glass, there was a wave of clinking glasses, which can be regarded as the completion of the due ceremony of drinking.

Drinking without clinking glasses is no different from drinking alone. Even this ceremony is still magnified in the so-called "wine table culture". When clinking glasses, how much lower the rim of the wine glass is than others is respect... It is very complicated. But of course Du Kang and the others don't pay much attention to these things. After clinking glasses casually, they began to taste each other.

Xiaoxuan carefully held the wine glass with two paws and put it back on the coffee table, poked his head over, stretched out his pink tongue to lick it, and the wine he picked up was sent into his mouth.

She suddenly raised her eyebrows, her already big and round eyes appeared even bigger, her pupils even enlarged and rounded obviously, and even her two cat ears stood up sharply.Then he subconsciously licked it again, and the pupils that had just turned back to the original and the cat ears that had been put down became round and erect again... and so on, and he began to drink more and more uncontrollably.

The liquid in the wine glass decreased rapidly until it bottomed out. During this process, Xiaoxuan gradually began to lie softly on the coffee table. In the end, without even raising his head, he just closed his eyes and fell asleep.

And Xiaoye's reaction was even more direct, she didn't lick like Xiaoxuan, but poured a whole cup into her mouth, which perfectly proved what she said before drinking for the first time... Fortunately, This wine is not an ordinary high-grade wine.

Silky smooth and mellow without the slightest bit of pungentness. As soon as it reaches the mouth, it feels like swallowing a mouthful of liquid warm jade. After swallowing in two mouthfuls, a warmth radiates directly from the place where the wine passes. It doesn't look hot and choking, but a gentle and warm feeling.

After this feeling quickly flooded her whole body, her skin as white as jade turned pink in a very short period of time, no matter her pretty face, slender hands, or jade feet... in the eyes that were already big and moist It was as if he could snag a thread, and when he closed his eyes, he fell down limply and sank into the sofa.

So the question is, why is it described in such detail here?
"This effect is better than drugs...Of course, if you can get this kind of wine, you don't need drugs if you want to do anything?" Du Kang put down the empty wine glass and thought to himself I am silent.

He watched the whole process, from Xiaoxuan licking the wine, to Xiaoye's suffocation, and finally they all passed out drunk and passed out... the whole process happened under Du Kang's attention.

And Du Kang—he drank faster than them.

However, he only felt the texture and taste of the wine he drank, which was very fragrant, mellow, and lubricating, and even the gentleness and warmth after that flooded his body, as if his whole body was soaked in a lazily hot spring. Here, everything is so enjoyable, so... familiar.

As for being dizzy, or drunk?

Du Kang really wanted to say yes, but the facts told him that he didn't have it at all. He could even feel that his brain was extraordinarily active under this gentle feeling, together with all the spiritual power in his body!
This extraordinary state is like injecting adrenaline... No, this should be "the blood test results have come out, there is no blood in the blood, it's all adrenaline"!
"It's not right, it's not right anywhere?" Du Kang put his elbows on his knees and his chin, looked at the scene in front of him, felt the state of his body, and there was obvious confusion in his eyes.

"Could it be that I'm really the God of Dionysus?"

"Could it be that this time, your intuition is wrong?"

Thinking of this, Du Kang suddenly had that kind of mysterious and mysterious feeling in his heart again, that kind of familiar, intuition that nothing went wrong before.

Intuition told Du Kang that there was nothing wrong.

"So, I'm still not the god of wine, but I can drink this kind of wine that is said to be drunk by all gods, and nothing will happen?" Du Kang frowned.

Suddenly, a feeling of dizziness came to mind, Du Kang was not only not surprised, but was overjoyed, does this mean that he would actually still be drunk, but because his cultivation base is high enough, the drunk came too late a little?
The feeling of dizziness became more and more serious. Du Kang naturally leaned on the sofa and closed his eyes, but he felt that the mobile phone began to vibrate. bottom of my heart.

Du Kang used it naturally, and he could feel that it was guided by intuition... It can be said that his instinct told him to do this.

The next moment, the sphere that I had seen before, that wonderful sphere fused with countless memories and woven together with time, appeared in Du Kang's "consciousness", and with the surge of spiritual power in his body, that sphere The ball started to rotate, and soon, a trace was drawn out of it, expanding into a plane in mid-air.

However, before Du Kang could react, the plane was pulled by the rotating ball, and gradually became thinner, with cracks appearing in the middle.

"This is the restriction of the rules... It is not possible to view it in this form..." Du Kang murmured subconsciously, saying the information he knew naturally. The next moment, he stretched out his hand, at the moment the plane was broken , grabbed a small piece of it.

A voice that sounded strong and heroic, which made Du Kang sure that it was definitely not his own, sounded in Du Kang's ears.

"Jie, today's matter, the crime lies in the present, and the merit lies in the future! Let me send these three realms to a drunken one!"

This is the sentence, and only this sentence.

Du Kang looked at the fragment that was still struggling in his hand, let go of the control, and made it return to the ball again. The feeling of dizziness in his mind disappeared completely, and he returned to sobriety.

When he opened his eyes again, what he saw in front of him was still Xiaoxuan who was sleeping soundly on the coffee table, and Xiaoye who was drunk on the sofa. Only a few seconds passed.

The feeling of dizziness before was probably not intoxication, but that he had entered a strange state, and under the guidance of instinct, he determined his identity by temporarily breaking some rules.

"First of all, I'm definitely not Dionysus Dukamp...that voice is Dionysus Dukamp!"

Du Kang stood up, feeling his body that was still in a state of "excitement".

"Secondly, sure enough, I have a relationship with the ancient wine god Du Kang, otherwise I wouldn't be using this name now, but... Jie?"

Du Kang was a little puzzled.

What kind of name is it, a single word?And if it's called robbery, wouldn't it be weird?To be honest, the first thing Du Kang thought of was a hero in the League of Legends game he played, called Lord of Shadow Stream, Jie...

"No, my brain is pumped. Who said Jie must be Jie? What I heard was the sound, but I didn't see the subtitles!" Du Kang, who was still in a state of excitement, was working quickly, and quickly reacted to this matter. "It's entirely possible that it's another word with the same pronunciation as Jie! For example, Brother Jie, well, it's even weirder..."

Du Kang just thought about it for a while, then gave up relying on guesswork to find possible words.

Although he is very sure that this word has a great relationship with him, and it may even be his name, but there are too many homophones, unless he is sure that his intuition can be triggered when he finds the keyword, otherwise such a guess is useless. Meaningful, waste of time!
"Instead of thinking about this, it's better to think about the meaning of the words of Dionysus. The sin is in the present, and the merits are in the future. This means that the Dionysus knows the consequences of the drunkenness he sent to the Three Realms, but he still does it like this." I did it, because it was beneficial for some things to happen...what was it beneficial for? After that, Dionysus disappeared, and where did he go?"

Du Kang thought about it, but he really couldn't figure out what benefits could be brought by making all the gods have to work overtime to make up for mistakes in work... It would be strange if he could think of it!

After thinking about it, his cell phone rang, and it was Han Wei calling.

There is no need to pick it up, Du Kang knows that the person in charge of receiving the goods has already arrived at the delivery location.

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PS2: Shared Diary ↓
　Me: Ah Xue is going to be on the shelves in the early morning, I guess you will be very nervous, right?

　　A Xing: I don't think so.

　　Me: Why, does he have a big heart because of his big body?

　　Ah Xing: No, I simply think he has no time to be nervous... If I remember correctly, I think he didn't go to bed until 10 o'clock in the morning.

　　Me: So...has he written the chapter on the shelf?
　　Ah Xing: Should, probably, maybe, maybe... how to write?
　　Me: As expected of Axue!
　　In short, Ah Xue is now back to the Dragon Clan colleagues, old business, very good-looking!Everyone can take a look~
　　
　
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