Immortals just want to get off work

Chapter 215
"I finally... came out alive..."

Feeling the comfort of the cool breeze, Ning Caicheng looked at the pedestrians coming and going on the street, and suddenly felt as if he had passed away, and couldn't help expressing emotion.

"Is it so exaggerated?" Nie Xiaoqian, who was on the side, naturally heard Ning Caicheng's feelings and asked.

"Of course I have! In the past few days, I haven't stepped out of the house, not even a single step!"

Ning Caicheng excitedly said, "It's fine if you just stay at home, play games, read novels and sleep, it's even the life I dreamed of before, but after so much exercise, falling asleep after a day of exhaustion, it's the end of hell! "

"Hmm... Although what you said makes sense, I still suggest that you learn to use your mind to communicate instead of speaking out loud." Nie Xiaoqian said.

"Ah?" Ning Caicheng was taken aback for a moment, and then he noticed the strange eyes cast by the pedestrians around him, and immediately entered the state of social death.

Nie Xiaoqian is still staying with Ning Caichen in a state invisible to ordinary people, so as to avoid some troubles. Naturally, she cannot speak directly when communicating. Otherwise, if someone only hears the voice but cannot see the person, I am afraid it is broad daylight. It's haunted... There is a saying that this is true.

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"Fortunately, I didn't directly mention the matter of cultivation..."

Quickly took Nie Xiaoqian away, away from the embarrassing place where the social death happened, and left the matter behind, Ning Caicheng escaped from the red and warm state, followed by feeling grateful.

"Now everyone around me is discussing about cultivation, but the vast majority of them don't have orthodox cultivation methods. They are all relying on the new radio gymnastics circulating on the Internet to practice. If I accidentally say something , I am afraid that I will be directly targeted by a bunch of people, and it will be troublesome then."

Ning Caicheng communicated with his not very proficient mind.

Mind communication is easy and simple, difficult and difficult, simple is simple. Now Ning Caicheng only needs to "speak" in his mind, and Nie Xiaoqian can receive it;
The difficulty lies in the fact that it is easy to often forget, and then say it directly, and that this is actually a spell that needs to be practiced and mastered. Now it is completely used by Nie Xiaoqian, building a "bridge" between her and Ning Caicheng, and It's not that Ning Caicheng really knows it.

"Actually, it's not a very troublesome matter... With your relationship with Mr. Du, what if it is exposed?" Nie Xiaoqian said a little puzzled.

"Even if Mr. Du's cultivation base is among the gods who have not yet recovered, he should be at the top level of power. In addition, he was in Huashan before, and he obviously showed his skills in cooperation with the official. No matter which force he belongs to top priority."

"I know, but the more I know, the less I can expose it, let alone bother him because of some things." Ning Caicheng shook his head.

"Because if there are more troubles, the relationship will deteriorate?" Nie Xiaoqian asked.

"Eh... what you said is also reasonable, but the root cause is not this." Ning Caicheng thought for a while and said.

"Let's put it this way, between good friends... between good friends of boys, because I only know this. Generally speaking, if the two places are separated, it is normal for ten days and a half months or even half a year to not say a word. If you don't encounter a problem that you can't solve, you won't think about asking for help."

"Why is that?" Nie Xiaoqian asked puzzled, "I can understand the latter, but the former...doesn't need to be contacted usually, to connect emotionally?"

"Very little, basically there will be no other communication except for the occasional dinner party or playing games." Ning Caicheng swore sincerely, "But the relationship will still be very good!"

"In this way, it's really strange." Nie Xiaoqian couldn't understand it. She has a lot of research on how men and women should communicate, which she learned under the influence of Ning Caichen before. I really don't understand the relationship between them.

"Good!" "Drink!" "Awesome!" "Strong!"

A burst of loud cheers suddenly erupted, attracting the attention of Ning Caicheng and Nie Xiaoqian.

Needless to say, Ning Caicheng and Nie Xiaoqian went there with Ning Caicheng, who wanted to take a break to relax after a long workout and went out while the weather was cool.

The bustling crowd huddled together, and a big sign of [Beer King Challenge] came into view, while the cheers continued.

Nie Xiaoqian floated up directly, she didn't know whether it was intentional or unintentional, she was just above Ning Caicheng... Ning Caicheng searched for a gap in the crowd without changing his expression, he didn't look strange at all, and he didn't look up See what the weather means.

After a few days of "living together", he now has a full understanding of Nie Xiaoqian. Of course, this understanding is not about that aspect, but about Nie Xiaoqian's character and "love position".

First of all, she has a bad personality and likes to play pranks. What she likes to do most is to pretend to get some benefits to seduce. Once Ning Caicheng is a little bit ready to move and takes practical actions, he will find that he has fallen into the trap directly, and the amount of training has been reduced. forced to increase.

The second is the point of "love rank". In any case, after the painful lessons of the three Neptunes, Ning Caicheng still has a little sensitivity and recognition ability, and created a self-represented "in love and getting along with the sexes". In the relationship, you can gain the upper hand and grasp the other party's ability" "love rank" standard.

To put it simply, it is to be able to judge whether this girl has ever been in a relationship, how high is her level, and whether she is dangerous... Ning Caicheng has suffered three times, and it is normal to have such an ability of.

At the beginning, I couldn't judge it, it was purely because I suddenly discovered that there was a female A Piao who was entangled with me, and she had a bad relationship with me in the previous life. Immortal level, and this world is actually a world that can cultivate immortals, and has been dazzled by the pile of news that the spiritual energy has been revived.

It is estimated that it would be a similar reaction from another person. If you want to fully accept any of these news, you need a certain amount of preparation time, let alone come together?
After spending these few days digesting this pile of news and initially adapting to the rhythm of training, Ning Caicheng's recognition ability was finally activated.

After he judged Nie Xiaoqian based on the "love rank" judgment standard he summed up, he got an extremely dangerous result!

Let's put it this way, in terms of technology alone, Nie Xiaoqian can beat the female sea kings that Ning Caicheng has seen before, not to mention that this is a female Apiao... who can spell!
In case something goes wrong, he can be knifed and run away, the kind that no one may be able to check!
Every time Ning Caicheng thinks of this, and thinks of his identity as a scumbag Neptune in his previous life, Ning Caicheng feels a little cold on the back of his neck... Although his good brother Du Kang is very powerful, right? So far, if after being stabbed, the soul is also obliterated, will there be no way to revive at all?
One thing to say, this has become one of the main motivations for Ning Caicheng to practice, without this point, he might really want to lie flat and hug his thigh.

Ning Caicheng finally squeezed through the crowd and saw the source of the crowd's applause - an old man.

To be precise, it is an old man wearing ancient costumes, with gray hair, a big beard, and a rather old face, but also rosy and energetic. Ning Caicheng sums it up at first glance, this old man at least looks like There must be eight or ninety years old.

Then there was the reason why everyone was clamoring and cheering. This old man who looked to be in his 90s and [-]s was holding a beer mug the size of a human head in one hand and pouring it into his mouth!
If it's just like this, it's fine, the problem is, on the one hand, there are at least a dozen empty beer glasses like this!Next to these beer glasses, there is also a giant beer bottle as tall as a person, and more than half of the wine inside has been poured out at this time!

Ning Caicheng was stunned for a moment, and a guess that he couldn't believe flashed in his mind: Could it be that this old man drank all these wines?

The reason for not being able to believe it is also very normal - most people can't drink so much water!
After slowly recovering from the shock, Ning Caicheng noticed that next to the old man, there were a few staff members wearing work uniforms who looked obviously a bit ugly.

"Brother, buddy... what's going on here?" Ning Caicheng's curiosity arose all of a sudden, and he tried to pat a man on the shoulder and asked, "Why do you feel that the faces of those staff members are so ugly?"

"The merchants here are playing tricks, saying that as long as someone can drink a bottle of wine, they will give away [-] yuan, and then we come, who knows that it is such a big bottle? It is simply playing people like monkeys!
Afterwards, the old man came up and started working without saying a word. At first, no one took it seriously, but who knows, such a big beer glass can be blown at any time, one after another, it seems to be almost Challenge succeeded!

Why do you say the faces of those staff members are so ugly?Originally, I wanted to set up a rule that no one could complete to play monkeys and gimmicks, but in the end, I met a really ruthless person! "

The man didn't get tired of it, he just told Ning Caicheng the cause and effect clearly, and then he sighed: "Tsk tsk, but it's really strange, this old man, drinking so much wine If you go down, your stomach won't grow any bigger!"

Ning Caicheng understood after hearing this.Feelings are like playing monkeys and meeting ruthless people, and now they are about to lose their wives and soldiers.

There are actually many similar things. For example, there is a "1000 million gold brick challenge" recently organized by the Luzhou Gold Museum. Walk.

A large group of people immediately passed by with the mentality of "joining in the fun" but actually "what if it's me", but when they arrived at the place, they heard the rules - they need to wear special gloves provided by the government, from small to large in a trapezoidal shape, Only by picking up the gold brick on both sides of the polished gold brick can the challenge be successful, and the four fingers can only be on the sides of the gold brick, not the edge of the gold brick... That gold brick weighs fifty catties!
Needless to say, the specially made gloves must have an extremely small friction coefficient, plus they can only exert force on an inclined surface, so you don’t need to draw a force analysis diagram to know that the force that can work is pitifully small... It can be said that if it is In full accordance with the official rules of the museum, unless the force is strong enough to directly deform the gold brick, it is absolutely impossible to pick it up.

If it is true that someone can deform the gold brick by relying on the grip strength, and pick up the whole gold brick, then it doesn't matter if the gold brick worth 1000 million is given away directly.After all, the research value of such an existence that absolutely exceeds the limit of the human body is more than 1000 million (laughs).

In short, although anyone with a discerning eye knows that it is impossible for the museum to take on the responsibility of sending out gold bricks worth more than 1000 million yuan, but doing so is purely playing monkeys... It’s okay to use gimmicks to attract people’s IQ. The gimmick of rubbing on the ground will inevitably suffer backlash.

This is the case with the beer challenge organized by the organizer this time. It is estimated that they want to attract traffic, but they don't want to pay a little price... Of course, the reputation will be bad.In the end, who knew that a master old man would suddenly appear?

"Speaking of which, what this buddy said seems to be right. It's a bit strange to be able to drink so much... The beer in the big beer bottle that is one person tall is probably enough to fill one person, and it is more than enough. How could it be eaten by one person? Drink it? It's possible to drink it slowly and go to the toilet..." Ning Caicheng suddenly had this thought in his mind.

Before he could fully react and think clearly, he felt his shoulders sink, but the soft touch carried a force that he couldn't resist at all, controlling his body, turned around and walked out.

Ning Caicheng was startled, and just about to cry out, he realized that it was Nie Xiaoqian who led him away from the crowd, and at this time Nie Xiaoqian was obviously pale, and she could even see a little panic, so she stopped her voice and said obediently Follow Nie Xiaoqian out. ,

He asked in his mind, but he couldn't get an answer from Nie Xiaoqian at all, and he was a little confused for a while.

At the same time, the old man who was drinking glanced at the direction where Ning Caicheng was leaving, then smashed the beer glass on the table, laughed and stood up, and went directly to the beer bottle that was one person tall , exerting force with both palms, lifted up the heavy looking beer bottle, with the mouth of the bottle facing his mouth, and poured all the beer down without pausing or spouting at all.

At first glance, it looks like an overlord holding a tripod.

Such a move naturally caused an uproar among the surrounding people, and the staff who originally had other ideas were given up in an instant... People can swing beer bottles so easily, and they can swing people so easily!

Don't look like an old man, who can drink so much wine!
PS: Ulla!

　Ulla!
　　
　
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