Immortals just want to get off work

Chapter 47 The Castrated City God Seal!Mysteries of the Year ([-] in [-])

"The word 'gentleman' is absurd."

Regarding his appearance, Du Kang was still somewhat confident, but he still shook his head and said, "Master Chenghuang, please continue to introduce me to the affairs of the City God."

"Okay, young master, please come with the little god." Chenghuang also looked impatient, and hurriedly led the way.

Guicheng is not a big city at all. A small third- and fourth-tier tourist city that can be driven through the city several times by driving an electric car in the future may not be as big as a certain urban area in some big cities.In ancient times, it was even smaller. Correspondingly, the Guicheng Town God's Temple would naturally not be large...about two to three hundred square meters.

However, although the sparrow is small, it has all five internal organs, which is exactly the case in the Town God's Temple in Guicheng.Sitting north facing south, enter the main hall three times. The first hall is the front of the hall, the second hall is the Chenghuang hall, the front is a worship pavilion, and the third hall is the Chenghuang bedroom hall.

There are still things that should be there. You can’t just build a wooden house like the city god at the beginning, or simply put a few stones on the ground against the wall and build a statue to finish the job. He is also the lord of the city of the underworld who is equal to the human world, so he shouldn't be too shabby and lose face.

Besides, the city god has worked here for hundreds of years, if he hasn't made a decent city god temple for himself, that person's ability is too poor.Do something casually in a day, and let people come to fulfill their wishes. Even if one person only adds a tile and paints, it can be easily done.

"Young master, in the small temple, there are a total of civil and military judges, prolonging the sushi, quick reporting, picketing, rewarding the good, punishing the evil, and Zenglu. They will perform their duties in daily life, and the little god is mainly responsible for it. Announce the verdict and decide how to deal with it." The City God took Du Kang to the City God Hall and introduced him.

In the City God's Hall, the statue of the City God is on the main seat, and the civil and military judges stand on the left and right of the statue of the City God, and below are some small statues.

Following the introduction of the City God, those small statues also turned into "people" in uniforms, prostrating themselves to the ground, the respect on their faces and the envy in their eyes were particularly obvious...they also want to get off work!

It's a pity that this is impossible. The City God paid such a high price to hire people. How could they afford to hire people who work under the boss?You can only think about it in your dreams.

"Hmm...why can't I recognize any of them?" Du Kang was slightly puzzled, and asked Chenghuang in a low voice.

"Recognize...can't you?" Chenghuang was stunned for a moment, then suddenly realized, and explained with a wry smile, "It's normal for you not to know about this matter, although it is said that all the city gods of civil and military judges and six divisions are the same, but Guicheng is such a tiny place... …The little god’s civil and military judges and six department divisions all find their own people to serve as them.”

"So that's how it is." Du Kang instantly understood what Chenghuang meant.

It's nothing more than treating them differently!
However, it also makes sense.

There are also levels among city gods, such as capital city gods, government city gods, prefecture city gods, and even county city gods... If there are so many city gods, if all the civil and military judges and six divisions under the city gods are gods with names and surnames, such as Lu Pan and Zhong Kui , Cui Jue and the like, wouldn't that be a bit weird in terms of position level?
A county town god that may not even be recorded in the history books, and the famous Zhong Kui, who should be in charge?

What's more, doing so much work, mentality is a big problem.Don’t you see, Empress Taishan has to find someone to be her avatar, and the avatar is still in a mood and wants to run away to rest. In this case, no matter how good-minded people like Lu Juan, Zhong Kui, and Cui Jue are, they probably can’t stand it...

Besides, even if one is really keen on going to work so much and is willing to work in thousands of places, in terms of ability, it is still a question of whether he can do it.

Therefore, it is reasonable for the Little City God to rely on himself to find his subordinates.

If it were the City God of the Mansion, the City God of the Capital, etc., it is estimated that he would be able to come into contact with those gods with names and surnames frequently.

"That's logical. I just said that the Internet is not very reliable... It's better to consider the problem from the actual point of view." Du Kang thought to himself, but he didn't have any regrets. With his current strength, he encountered those Immortal, I'm afraid he can't command, unless he comes out with the Qinglong Yanyue Saber...but obviously it's not necessary.

"Although they were all found by the little gods themselves, they haven't made any mistakes for so long. They have all experienced and practiced well." Chenghuang was probably worried that Du Kang would go back on his word, so he hurriedly added an explanation.

"Don't worry, I'm just curious about this, I won't go back on what I promised." Du Kang saw Chenghuang's worry and smiled.

"The little god naturally believes that the young master is a human being." The city god was relieved when he heard the words, and said with a smile, "Then, the little god will continue to introduce you to the young master?"

"Okay." Du Kang nodded.

"In a place like Guicheng, there are usually no major incidents. Therefore, the small gods are usually responsible for trivial matters. It is nothing more than human disputes, little ghosts and monsters harassing the people, or ghost trials and extraditions."

Chenghuang introduced: "If it involves the trial and extradition of ghosts, after the trial is completed and extradition is required, you can invite Black and White Impermanence, General Xie Bi'an and General Fan Wujiu through the seal of the City God to deliver the ghosts to them and take them to the underworld. Hell."

"Do all the city gods do this?" Du Kang couldn't help asking curiously.

"Not necessarily, the little God once heard that some of the places where the big city gods are are ordered by the city gods to seduce the souls of the seventh and eighth masters..." the city god said.

This is another obvious gap...reasonable.

"What I mean is, is all the work of extradition of ghosts handed over to Black and White Wuchang?" Du Kang asked.

"It's natural. Extradition of ghosts is such an important task, you can't be careless." City God replied.

"In this way, impermanence in black and white is the hardest thing..." Du Kang nodded and gave his evaluation.

The city gods can be different, the civil and military judges, and the six divisions can be different, but black and white impermanence cannot be different... This means that no matter how many people die, all the work of extradition of ghosts will be covered by black and white impermanence!

That's definitely a scary number.

In other words, it is equivalent to completing the real-time registration of population deaths across the country under the premise of 007's working hours... This is a scary thing just thinking about it!
Du Kang silently dispelled the thought of "whether I have a chance to replace Black and White Impermanence" that just popped up in my heart.

It’s true that he wants to substitute to enhance his own strength, but it doesn’t mean that he wants to seek death. There is also a limit to substituting, and one has to consider one’s own ability and job happiness... That kind of work is definitely not humanly capable. !
"Yeah, I don't know why I can persist for so long..." Chenghuang said, suddenly raising his eyebrows, lowering his voice, with a standard expression of going to gossip, "Actually, about this matter, after the little god communicated with other colleagues, I have heard a saying in the past, do you want to hear it, my lord?"

"Speak carefully, I'm very strict, don't worry." Du Kang replied with the standard rhetoric of listening to gossip.

"It's just a rumor... that is, the legend of the two generals, you must have heard of it?" Chenghuang waved his hand, turned around, and continued to talk to Du Kang in a low voice.

"My lord Chenghuang is talking about the legend about the bridge under the Xiangying Bridge, which was flooded by heavy rain?" Du Kang asked.

"That's right, that's right, that's the one. Didn't they all say that King Yan deeply felt the friendship between the two generals, so he named them black and white, and then we heard some gossip..." Chenghuang looked around, still looking a little worried Partition walls have ears.

Du Kang couldn't stand this kind of half-talking behavior that seemed to tantalize his appetite, so he directly raised his hand. During the surge of spiritual power, several transparent spiritual power barriers formed out of thin air and spread towards the surroundings. Complete isolation all around!

It was the [Barrier Technique] that Du Kang got as a salary when he was acting as a substitute for the Land Lord...Of course, the original version of the Barrier Technique did not have this effect.

"I've created a closed space, you can say it with confidence." Du Kang signaled Chenghuang to continue.

"Young master's mana is profound, and the little god admires it! Cough, to be honest, it's a bit disrespectful to say this..."

"If Master Chenghuang doesn't say anything, it will whet my appetite, and I will disrespect you." Du Kang died with a smile on his face.

"That's right, I heard that there were other people in His Royal Highness Yan Luo at that time. Hearing that the King of Yama named the two generals, after the two generals left, they said in a surprised and emotional tone, 'Even for me, this is the first time I have seen such a general. For those who are stubborn and don’t know how to work around, there are still two at once! It’s great, finally someone is qualified for this most important position'..." Chenghuang was taken aback and said hastily.

Du Kang: "..."

"That's...reasonable." After a long time, Du Kang choked out a sentence.

It's hard to say what's wrong with it. In fact, Du Kang felt the same way when he saw this story... It just felt a little disrespectful, so he never told anyone else about it.

"My lord thinks so too, right?" Chenghuang laughed "hehe".

"Ahem, let's talk about the next thing." Du Kang didn't intend to answer Chenghuang's words directly, and waved his hands to remove the barrier.

"Next...it's gone." After thinking about it for a while, the city god flipped his wrist impatiently, and took out a copper seal, "Master, you just need to hold this seal of the city god, inject spiritual power, and see how it can be used I will answer the questions above, and then we can officially start!"

Du Kang listened left and right, but only heard two words from Chenghuang's words - "off work".

In this regard, Du Kang said that it is understandable, because the situation is probably similar to the last class before school on Friday. If the time from Monday to Friday is extended to hundreds of years... Didn't this come in an instant?
It is already very good to be able to introduce the work process to myself in a safe and steady manner!

"Okay, I'll try. By the way, I forgot to return the land seal of that land lord when I went back last time, and accidentally lost it..." Du Kang took the seal of the city god, and suddenly remembered that he had once Accidentally took that land seal away, and then modified it for someone, and gave it away as a gift.

The City God waved his hand and replied with a smile: "It's just a mere land seal. At that time, the land lord said that I made another one for him. It was within the annual 'working utensil consumption quota', and there was no need to spend incense. , Young Master, you don’t have to worry about it!”

At the end, the Chenghuang became quieter again, and added: "However, please be careful with this Chenghuang seal. If this is lost, the replacement will not be within the quota, and it will be a bit expensive..."

"Of course, the last time was just an accident...then I'll try using the City God Seal first."

Du Kang has already become immune to the feeling that "working utensil loss quota" should appear in modern terms and systems, and he is not surprised at all. Gods, anything is possible.

Inject spiritual power into the Seal of the City God, and the Seal of the City God, which has already opened its authority, can be accessed by Du Kang without any hindrance. The feeling similar to the feeling of using the Land Seal before came to mind, and a picture appeared in front of Du Kang-that is the whole city of Gui From the map, you can directly see the names and icons of the streets, and even the appearance of the buildings, as well as various light spots that Du Kang thinks are very familiar.

If Du Kang felt something, he controlled the map to zoom in, and the spot of light would also zoom in, quickly verifying what he thought in his mind—it was exactly the souls that Du Kang had seen with the real land seal that had been transformed by him. Force Halo!
However, when Du Kang tried to use other functions, such as spiritual power to control objects, or mobilize the spiritual power in the land, there was no response.In addition, modules such as [Incense Statistics] and [Prayer] in the "Land Seal" that I got at the beginning are also available in this City God Seal.

"Sure enough, the seal of the city god has also been castrated, and it is not real at all. The seal of the city god described in the "Book of Sheji"..." Du Kang thought to himself, "I don't know what happened in the first place to make it happen. What led to such a change?"

Without thinking too much, Du Kang withdrew from the Seal of the City God after trying other functions.Before he could speak, the City God who was waiting on the side couldn't wait to ask: "How? Do you have any doubts? In fact, this seal is not much different from the land seal. It is nothing more than expanding the scope of supervision to a city. The direction of the spiritual power is just to complete the 'pray'..."

"Indeed." Du Kang nodded, not intending to torture Chenghuang any more, so he said: "If there is nothing else, Mr. Chenghuang can go on vacation with peace of mind. When I am ready to leave, I will naturally notify through the City God's seal. "

The advantage of being a substitute on a daily basis is that you can suspend and leave at any time. Du Kang reckoned that he would stay here for a while, at least when he got tired of leaving.As for how to inform the Chenghuang who is on vacation, there is no need to worry. The Chenghuang seal is different from the low-level land seal, which is "bound to an account", so no matter how far the Chenghuang runs, Du Kang can use the Chenghuang seal to contact him. get.

"Okay! Thank you, young master! The little god is going now!" Chenghuang was overjoyed, and after thanking him again and again, he turned around and disappeared.

"It's really... fast." Du Kang shook his head with emotion.Look at this job, what kind of a good fairy has been forced into?
It was daytime, and it was not yet the time for the city god to go to work. Du Kang and the civil and military judge greeted each other, and walked around to go to the city.

In fact, logically speaking, one should go to Shi Yuye first... But this option was ruled out the moment Du Kang used the City God's seal.
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There is an explanation↓
　The thing is like this, I accidentally exploded yesterday, and then this morning at 2 o'clock... No, I woke up at 2 o'clock in the afternoon, in a daze, the weather was cold again, after taking a shower, I felt a little dizzy, I had a meal and rested for a while, and when it was almost four o'clock, I just felt that I had almost recovered, and the problem came—my sister called me and asked me to help her with high school math.

　　How should I put it, can you understand the feeling of going back to high school mathematics after graduating from college for more than a year?
　　Although it can be done, it feels like the brain cells are dying...

　　Writing requires brain cells!
　　No, I just caught up with the update... What a crime!
　　Do some detailed outlines at night, and the main thread will start tomorrow, go ahead!
　　
　
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