Immortals just want to get off work

Chapter 59 If you cause trouble in the future, don't mention that you are a teacher (please ask for a monthly ticket!)

"Give a name, strictly speaking, there are no rules or strict requirements on causality."

Shi Yuye instantly understood Du Kang's meaning, and said with a smile: "It's just that no matter who you give a name to, it's a very prudent thing. If you give a name, it means that there is a connection and responsibility, such as pets and servants. , or apprentices and the like.

This is still a naturally refined black cat, if something happens to it in the future and you don't take action, you will inevitably feel sorry for it.Therefore, generally speaking, we don't give names easily. "

Du Kang understands, basically it may affect the "mind" of the practitioner, other than that, there is no other relationship, and it is not the same as the "Huang Daxian begging for title".

Of course, if it is the relationship between apprentices, then you have to worry about "if you cause trouble in the future, don't tell me that you are a teacher".

"In that case, I don't have any worries, Xuanmao..." Du Kang knelt down, looked at Xuanmao, and couldn't help but want to reach out and touch its head, "How about calling you Xiao Hei?"

A powerful cat paw was raised to block Du Kang's hand, Xuanmao's big round eyes stared even more roundly, and the clear eyes showed obvious disgust. Although he didn't speak, the meaning was already obvious: " Seeing that you look decent, you are pleasing to the eye, and you smell good, how can you come up with such a name, and you still want to touch my head?!"

"This is a bit too hasty, Mr. Du!" Shi Yuye complained, "It sounds like a nickname rather than a serious name."

"Very...down-to-earth." Jishen thought for a while, and gave an evaluation that sounded like a high EQ.

"I'm a typical nameless person. Is it too embarrassing for me to come up with a good-sounding and meaningful name in such a short period of time?" Du Kang seemed very confident, facing his own lack of strength, what's wrong?

Of course, Du Kang also continued to think seriously, but after a while, he still had no choice but to give up temporarily, looked at Xuanmao, and said in a discussing tone: "How about this, since you are Xuanmao, then I first I will call you Xiaoxuan as a small name, as for your big name, when I think about it slowly, I will ask you if I think of a suitable one, until you are satisfied, how about it?"

"..." Xuanmao thought for a while, probably sensing the sincerity of Du Kang's words, nodded, put down the cat's paw, and stopped blocking Du Kang.

Du Kang continued to stretch out his hand and placed it on Xiaoxuan's head as he wished.

The body temperature of a cat is higher than that of a human. As soon as Du Kang put his hand on it, the first thing he felt was a rush of heat, and then the smooth feel brought by the glossy hair, which is neither too big nor too small. It's just enough for Dukang to play with one hand, and it feels great in the hand.

At the beginning, Xiaoxuan was still a little uncomfortable, probably because he had never been so intimate with other people or even living things. This kind of interaction, the body can even be clearly seen with a little stiffness.

However, after about a few seconds, Maomao Xiaoxuan felt the happiness, half-closed his eyes, and even let out a comfortable cry.

"That's it? I haven't displayed the power of three successes yet!" Du Kang thought to himself.

But think about it, as a fan of raising cats in the cloud, Du Kang not only has rich theoretical knowledge, but also often likes to go to cat cafes to pet cats. His first-hand skills are honed from countless consumptions.Later, those cats and cats who had to pick up so many guests a day could feel comfortable and ecstasy under Du Kang's hands, floating like clouds and mist. This Xiaoxuan, which was the first time, naturally seemed unbearable...

Um?Why does it feel like something is not right?

"Xiaoxuan, let me ask you something. How did that old farmer start to deal with you, started to sacrifice to you, and you started to protect his pear tree?"

Du Kang didn't continue to perform further cat stroking techniques, but took his hand away and asked.

It's not that he is worried about the situation of "increasing the comfort threshold", but that Du Kang is worried that if he uses too much skill, Xiaoxuan won't be in the mood to listen to what he has to say, and he can still tell which is more important. The important thing is to see if Xiaoxuan can get some useful information from him.

"Oh, there was one time when he was chased by a tiger, and then I lured that tiger away, so it counted as saving his life."

Xiaoxuan's somewhat distracted eyes gathered again, and secretly glanced at Du Kang's hand with some reluctance, shook his head and shook his body, and said: "And then, after a few days, he brought a lot of A piece of fresh fish, and a statue made of mud, said to be made according to me, to be used to burn incense, I heard that this is good for me, but that look..."

Speaking of this, Xiaoxuan shook his head quite humanely, looked at Du Kang, and sighed: "It's similar to the little black you mentioned."

Shi Yuye burst out laughing.

"What's wrong with Xiao Hei! It's a very cute name! If you add a 'zi' after it, you will have hundreds of millions of fans in an instant!"

Du Kang shouted in his heart, but wisely he didn't shout out. With a polite smile on his outside, he motioned for Xiaoxuan to continue.

"Although it's ugly, I think what he said seems to be true, so I clicked on the statue." Xiaoxuan said.

"The mud statue leaves a seal, and it has its own spiritual life." Ji Shen nodded, "It is a mistake to recognize the master of the mud statue and become a god statue. No wonder the incense can go all the way to you."

"I don't understand either. It's just that, that kind of thing really makes me feel warm and comfortable, and my strength is also increased." Xiaoxuan showed it while talking, and it patted the ground lightly with its paws. Suddenly, a small plum blossom imprint crater with a thickness of two to three centimeters appeared on the solid ground.

"If this Maomao fist hits someone, how many ribs will be broken?" Du Kang couldn't help thinking.

"And then, I could vaguely hear him talking, as if he was begging me to do something, to bring me fish, and let me bless his pear harvest, but I don't know how to grow pears...but it doesn't matter, I'm very smart , so I told him that I could help him get rid of rats and insects, and prevent wild animals from eating his pears.

Also, in fact, it is okay to just give it to fish, but the 'fragrant' feeling is also good, so I didn't say it, anyway, he is going to burn it for me..."

Xiaoxuan raised his front paw and pointed in several directions: "I also kept some mice and pests specially. If he regrets later and doesn't burn 'incense' to me, I don't care, but he just gave it to me. So I removed the rest of those too..."

"This is the essence of self-taught making and fulfilling wishes!" Du Kang couldn't help feeling, "Xiaoxuan is really smart."

Making a wish is like an advance payment and a deposit, and fulfilling a wish is like making up the balance.If it can't be achieved, and the idol is pulled out, or the temple is smashed, it is a labor dispute.Therefore, if you only paid the deposit, of course you can't finish it all, and you have to keep it, otherwise you will be finished if you don't make the final payment... The relationship between Chinese gods and humans is so pragmatic.

"That's right!" Xiao Xuan raised his head.

Du Kang put his hand up knowingly, opened the market as a reward, and asked: "And then, are there other things besides these? For example, Taoist priests, or other people like us come to you and so on. "

"Taoist, I seem to have heard from that person. He said that a 'Taoist' had lost all his pears. He was very angry, but he didn't dare to provoke him. He could only consider himself unlucky or something... Others like you people? It seems that there are none.”

Xiaoxuan tried hard to think about it, and after he finished speaking, his eyes gradually became lax again.

"Strange." Ji Shen frowned.

"So it seems that the Taoist priest is really suspicious?" Du Kang asked.

"But suspicion is one aspect. I find it strange that the mountain god of Zhaoyao Mountain really didn't come to look for it."

Ji Shen shook his head, and said, "If there is a big monster with a way of doing things, I'm worried that I won't be able to beat it, so it's fine if I don't dare to come looking for it.

It's just an ignorant kitten who has just learned to practice. Although it is only the first crime and it is an unknown crime, even if it is not punished, it should be interrogated and warned. How can it be ignored? ? "

"Otherwise, go to him and ask him face to face?" Du Kang felt that Ji Shen's words were reasonable, "It stands to reason that within the jurisdiction of the mountain god, he should know something about this kind of thing."

"I really should look for it." Shi Yuye said suddenly, with a serious face, "I just asked insiders and learned something."

"What?" Du Kang asked.

Shi Yuye looked at Du Kang, opened his mouth slowly, and paused word by word.

"The mountain god of Zhaoyao Mountain has been absent from work for more than ten days this month."

Du Kang: "???"

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