Immortals just want to get off work

Chapter 76 Xiaoxuan Wants to Be a Mountain God

Gatherings between gods are actually not much different from ordinary people. Everyone knows what they are here for, so they don't talk about work matters.

Everyone gets along well, even if there is a superior-subordinate relationship, there will be no links like "Why are you here and not working hard?" "Xian" and other titles, nodding, it is considered as a greeting.

When meeting acquaintances between gods and immortals, they will not ask "Have you eaten" or "What did you eat" like ordinary people, but "Daoist friends are doing well these days", "Hahaha, you are getting fat again", "How is it? How many days have you escaped from work this month? Let's compare it"... Du Kang found that he was able to calmly accept such a dialogue between gods, and he could only say that it was very reasonable.

Even, Du Kang only sighed with emotion for turning Guicheng into a suitable venue for the gathering of gods in such a short period of time, setting up various markets, restaurants and even other entertainment venues without affecting the peaceful sleep of the common people at all. "Why are you so proficient, how many times have you done this?" instead of a more surprised response.

Shi Yuye ran around like a child, greeting all kinds of people, watching and shopping, more excited than Du Kang who saw this scene for the first time.

Du Kang and Yun Xiao chatted behind a little slower.Du Kang basically had never seen most of the things, and Yun Xiao patiently answered them one by one without getting bored, and he could always expand and talk about other things, as if the topic could never be finished, and it was very easy to chat.

For some reason, Du Kang always had an inexplicable sense of sight for such a scene, but he didn't think about it carefully.

"This plant is extremely difficult to grow. The main reason is not only the harsh growth conditions, but also a long growth cycle before it can bloom and bear fruit." Yun Xiao explained to Du Kang with a smile.

"Speaking of this, it reminds me of the year when Yuye suddenly had a whim and wanted to grow flat peaches. Then she searched for the back soil to ask for the soil, asked the Queen Mother for the spring, and made a big battle, but in the end, there were not many. In [-], I didn't even see the buds of flat peaches, so I lost my patience immediately, and shouted that it would be better to go to the Queen Mother and ask for peaches directly. I take care of her."

"The flat peaches that bloom once in 3000 years and bear fruit in 3000 years must not be so fast if they want to germinate into trees, right?" Du Kang said with his mouth twitching slightly.

If you think about it carefully, it seems that this is indeed something that Shi Yuye can do, and it is in line with God's design!

"Of course it's not that fast, but the Queen Mother and the Houtu Empress take pity on the jade leaves, and the soil and spring water they gave her are the best ones. It's still far faster than the ones in the heavens to germinate and grow into trees. Much more, and it even bears fruit faster. It has already bloomed a few years ago, and it bears fruit once." Yun Xiao said, "But the fruit is still somewhat different from the flat peaches in the flat peach garden."

"Why is that?" Du Kang asked curiously.

"After thinking about it, I can only think of one possibility, and that is time."

Yunxiao said with a slight smile: "I don't know that the flat peach tree was planted by the Queen Mother many years ago. It has been absorbing the nutrition of the spiritual soil and irrigated by the spiritual spring for so many years. The fruiting period is long and the fruit is few, so the fruit contained in the pulp The quality of spiritual power will naturally be higher.

I have no way to solve this point. Relying on magic to ripen is tantamount to plucking seedlings to encourage growth, and it is really a drop in the bucket for the growth cycle of flat peaches, so I have to let it go, put the peach tree there, and wait for a later time As it grows, the peaches produced will naturally become more and more delicious. "

"So that's it. Even for gods, time is something difficult to control?" Du Kang was talking, suddenly stunned.

time?

Mentioning this word, Du Kang suddenly thought of another thing.

That is, his substitute!

"My substitute, isn't it just to travel from modern times to ancient times to do things, and then what I do can be reflected in modern times? Although I don't know if there is a limit, it must involve time, right?"

A bold idea suddenly popped up in Du Kang's heart.

"If I find a place to grow things when I am acting as a substitute, specifically planting natural materials and earthly treasures that take a long time to get better, after I finish the substitute and return to modern times, will I be able to harvest and grow directly?" Years of good stuff?"

Du Kang felt that the feasibility of this method was quite high, mainly because the rewards were so amazing that it was totally worth trying.

"But if you want to try it, you must consider a more serious problem. A long time not only represents the treasures of heaven and earth, but also represents countless accidents. In case there is something similar to the lucky person in the novel What if I take away the things I planted?" Du Kang was lost in thought.

When reading novels in the past, there were often times when the protagonist accidentally broke into the Paradise of the Cave and obtained the opportunity to obtain all kinds of treasures and techniques. For the protagonist, this kind of thing is of course overjoyed.But if you think about it from another angle, the owner of the cave, and the planter is going to keep it for future use... Wouldn't that be the same as being stolen by a thief?
Blood loss!

If Du Kang tried it according to the plan, he would definitely face the risk of blood loss, but he only wanted to be the protagonist who got the chance, and he didn't want to be the "Grandpa Chance" who was wronged—everyone has double standards.

Therefore, another method must be found to avoid this possibility, a method that can take effect for a long time and is as reliable as possible...

"Right now, it is obvious that the most suitable is to find such powerful gods as God Ji, Miss Shi, and Miss Yun. It is basically impossible for gods or people to dare to make decisions from them, although in the time period from ancient times to modern times It cannot be said that there is a [-]% guarantee of safety when the spiritual energy is cut off and the gods are asleep...but it should be the safest measure, right?" Du Kang thought to himself.

"What did Mr. Du think of?" Yun Xiao noticed Du Kang's abnormality and asked curiously.

"Hearing Miss Yun talk about this interesting planting, I suddenly remembered that I planned to plant something myself," Du Kang replied, "It's just that I still need to find a suitable place, which needs to be closer to here. The environment is better, and it is easy to hide and protect, after all, I should not be able to take care of it for a long time..."

"A suitable place?" Yunxiao said after hearing the words, after pondering for a while, "according to your requirements, young master, isn't Zhaoyao Mountain very suitable? It's close and rich in spiritual power. You just need to find a suitable location and set up some Protected by the formation, and then entrusted to the mountain god to take care of it, basically nothing will go wrong.

Coincidentally, I have also dabbled in formations a little bit, so I can provide you with some help in this regard. "

"In this case, thank you in advance. I wonder if I can repay Miss Yun?" Du Kang was overjoyed.

"It's just a small favor. I happen to be bored too. If I have to repay, I will have a chance in the future." Yun Xiao smiled gently.

"What is Zhao Yaoshan, what formation, what are you guys talking about?" Shi Yuye appeared in front of the two of them, and asked curiously, "I smell trouble! Are you going to fight again?"

"It's not a fight, it's like this..." Du Kang repeated the story to Shi Yuye.

"Growing things is boring! However, if Mr. Du wants to grow, I can also help you find some spiritual soil and spiritual springs." Shi Yuye looked a little disappointed when he heard that it wasn't a fight, probably because the last time was true and he didn't enjoy himself. , but give serious advice.

"Just right, isn't Mr. Du a good relationship with God Ji? You can definitely ask God Ji as a guide. This is his old profession. With God Ji here, there must be nothing wrong!"

"Miss Shi is right." Du Kang suddenly felt enlightened, probably this is the human connection, no, the benefit of the divine vein, if you encounter any problem, you can find a professional counterpart to solve it, and all the things will be arranged properly at once up.

"However, there may be some problems with the mountain god helping to take care of this. After all, the mountain god has lost his cultivation base and needs a certain period of time to practice again. It is right to give him a vacation. I guess he will practice slowly to extend the vacation time. , so this time is somewhat uncontrollable...

After successfully training and returning, he probably won't continue to be a mountain god in Zhaoyao Mountain. After all, he lost his cultivation because of sticking to his job. It is reasonable to be compensated and rewarded afterwards, and he may be promoted. "

Shi Yuye said: "So, if you choose Zhaoyao Mountain, Mr. Du, you have to establish a good relationship with the mountain god of the next Zhaoyao Mountain."

"I see..." Du Kang nodded thoughtfully.

What Shi Yuye said can be regarded as "the daughter of a big boss in the industry broke the truth about the inside story of the industry", so it is needless to say how true and accurate it is, and Du Kang has no doubts.

In the same industry, there is often a huge gap in cognition between inside and outside the industry. For example, programmers, air traffic controllers, teachers, etc., almost every industry has a few stalks. Want to die laughing.

For example, there are many in the author’s field. For example, it is widely rumored on the Internet that a certain personal expert “signed a guarantee contract with a certain point for [-] yuan a month, so he has been updating a certain point’s wool.” A bunch of people have reasoned, It seemed convincing enough.

However, in fact, anyone in the industry knows what the truth is - when this book was first published, it was a divine book that occupied the list for more than a few years. Until now, it may not be so popular at some point , but in various channels has always been the existence of the ultimate hit, who would want to end it?
Therefore, the phrase "interlacing lines is like a mountain" is really not just casually. It is best not to express opinions on professional matters from an amateur perspective, because it will easily become a joke.

"Speaking of this, what is the choice of the mountain god?" Du Kang asked curiously, "Is there any particularity in the choice?"

"The choice of the mountain god is actually similar to that of the land god. They all choose the ghosts of those capable people who did good deeds during their lifetime, or other spirits and monsters with good hearts and excellent abilities."

Shi Yuye said: "For example, Xiaoxuan, according to what it did at the beginning, even if we don't come, nothing will happen if we are discovered later. At most, we will be taught a lesson. If we are successful in cultivation and maintain our original intentions , you can be named a mountain god."

Hearing this, Du Kang looked down at Xiaoxuan who raised his head after hearing his nickname, thoughtfully.

He always remembered one thing - in later generations, Zhaoyao Mountain was called Maoer Mountain!

Although the official saying is that the mountain got its name because there was a rock on the top that looked like a crouching cat, but no matter how you look at it, it should not be changed to Maoershan just because of this.

When Du Kang discovered this by accident before, he had already had a vague guess. Now, after Shi Yuye said this, this guess has become a bold idea.

"Since this is the case, how about letting Xiaoxuan become the next mountain god of Zhaoyao Mountain?" Du Kang thought for a while, and then said, "Of course, not now, but when Xiaoxuan is successful in cultivation. , As for the gap during this period...can the Mantra Demon...the Mantra Master do it?"

"Of course Xiaoxuan can become a mountain god after he has achieved success in cultivation, but the Taoist mantra came to be this ostentatious mountain god..." Shi Yuye's face was a little weird, "As far as his ability is concerned, there must be no problem, but I guess he can do it. It won't be too long, and it is very likely that I will be seconded by other departments to do other things..."

"It's okay, the seconded department will definitely arrange for gods to come over to act on their behalf. When Xiaoxuan has successfully practiced, he can officially take up the post...Of course, I have to ask Xiaoxuan and Shingon Daozhang what they think."

Du Kang did not directly decide on this matter, but squatted down, stretched out his hand, and touched the cat's head with a smile: "Does Xiaoxuan want to be the mountain god of Zhaoyao Mountain in the future?"

"Is there any benefit to being a mountain god?" Xiaoxuan asked.

"Yes, if you become a mountain god, you will be able to enjoy the 'fragrance' that you thought was good before, and you can also eat sacrifices such as fish, melon and fruits that they offer you." Du Kang said , "As long as you complete what the mountain god should do."

"What is a mountain god supposed to do?" Xiaoxuan asked again, the black pupils in Huang Chengcheng's eyes dilated when he heard the words.

"It's what you did before. Help the people who need to be helped and do what you can. I will teach you what you should help and what you should not help," Du Kang said.

"Hmm... I want to be a mountain god!" Xiaoxuan just thought about it for a while, and then he agreed decisively. Incense and fish sacrifices were particularly attractive to him.

Du Kang smiled, children are easy to deceive...ah no, children are easy to persuade!

In comparison, it is a little troublesome for the Taoist Master of Truth. After all, he is a person who can tell the truth from the lie, so he can only be moved by emotion and understand it with reason.

However, Du Kang is still very sure, after all, what he is best at is convincing people with reasoning.

As for the arrangement of the gods after both parties agree, Du Kang is not worried at all. Shi Yuye is here, it's just a matter of one sentence, and the boss's work is so simple.

"When these things are dealt with, we have to suspend the substitute shift first and go back to the modern age..." Du Kang thought.

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