Immortals just want to get off work

Chapter 81 Du Kang: Can I become a god? (two in one)

(Because of adjusting the plot order of the saved manuscript, the last paragraph of the previous chapter has been modified, which does not affect reading)
After finding the Taoist priest, Du Kang went to Zhaoyao Mountain with him.

This is because Du Kang and Shi Yuye had discussed before, and the Taoist priest also agreed to one thing - to designate the Taoist priest as the mountain god of Zhaoyao Mountain as soon as possible, and to confirm this title first.

As long as the ability of the mantra is used properly, it will be a favorite everywhere, even among the mountain gods, there is a lack of such talents, so naturally there is no need to worry about his qualifications to become a mountain god.

According to Shi Yuye, she didn't even use her own power, she just mentioned a sentence to the "Mountain God Management Committee" in charge of this matter, and within half a cup of tea, there was a reply from there, and the matter was settled like this down.

It is debatable whether or not to use power. After all, not everyone can directly propose candidates to the "Mountain God Management Committee", but it is really convenient. As a beneficiary, there is no need to worry about this.

As for the name of this organization... Du Kang is no stranger to it, anyway, as long as he roughly understands what it means.

When he arrived at Mount Zhaoyao, Du Kang was stunned by a lively scene in front of him—the blue sky, the gentle breeze, on Mount Zhaoyao, there were flower-watchers, tree-watchers on foot, and even those who shuttled to see the scenery. It can be described as countless.

If it is placed in modern times, it would be a holiday, but now it is ancient times, and these guys who play on Mount Swaggering sometimes float in the air or climb up the mountain with a flash of spiritual power. Obviously, they are a bunch of gods... and Most of them seem to have been seen yesterday?

Wait, it's them, Du Kang saw on Mount Zhaoyao that the stalls and wine shops that were placed in Guicheng yesterday started to set up!

"These are the lands of the surrounding mountain gods. In the future, we will all be colleagues. According to the mother-in-law, conferring the gods can be regarded as a happy event. If you take the opportunity to hold a fair, many gods will come to join in, so let's go down yesterday. Inviting them over is a way to relax and make friends."

The Taoist Mantra was very discerning and explained without waiting for Du Kang to ask.

"I see." Du Kang nodded clearly.

Got it, feelings are these gods taking this opportunity to have a party and continue the holiday!
Because the Taoist mantra didn't have much money, he couldn't hold a banquet, so he just made it into a party... I just don't know if I need to pay a gift money?
Du Kang felt that even if they had to pay, this group of gods probably wouldn't be as disgusted as those later generations who were annoyed by the gift money received at various banquets, but would be happy to come.

After all, this can be regarded as another degree of vacation, and it is still a vacation that can reasonably avoid going to work!Isn't it beautiful?

"There is still a period of time right now, I will go to find Shi girls and the others first, the Taoist priest must remember not to waste the time."

With a sweep of Du Kang's spiritual power, he scanned Shi Yuye, Yunxiao and Xiaoxuan, and said to the Taoist priest of the truth, and separated from them.

Using the Earth Walking Technique, the distance of a few thousand meters can be said to be reached in an instant, so smooth that there is no sense of obstruction at all, and when you float out of the ground, your body will not be stained with dust.

For Du Kang, apart from not being handsome enough, Earth Walking is full of points in other aspects. Both speed and comfort are far superior to flying, and there is no such trouble as flying that may cause hair to be messed up. ...Of course, it may also be because Du Kang has not learned flying spells so far, and it is the reason he figured it out.

When Du Kang appeared in front of the two gods and one cat, they were sitting on the bank of a mirror lake on Mount Zhaoyao drinking morning tea.

Two women and a cat sat around a square table, which was piled with various exquisite pastries and a pot of hot tea.

The fragrance of tea and cakes is overflowing, the fragrance of tea is elegant, and the snacks are tempting. Coupled with the scenery of "blue sky and thousands of miles imprinted in the mirror lake" on the swaggering mountain...Du Kang has a feeling that he has to take out his mobile phone to capture this moment, this moment The impulse to record the scene, but unfortunately, he couldn't bring his mobile phone.

"Mr. Du is here, sit down quickly and taste the tea made by my sister!" Shi Yuye waved repeatedly when she saw Du Kang.

"Good morning, Miss Shi, good morning, Miss Yun, and good morning, Xiaoxuan too." Du Kang also declined politely, and after greeting each of them, he took a seat in the only vacant seat.

"Good morning, Mr. Du." Yun Xiao smiled gently and poured a cup of tea for Du Kang. Shi Yuye also responded and handed over some pastries.

Xiaoxuan, on the other hand, struggled to pull his head from the plate, and looked at Du Kang with some dazed eyes. There were some pastry residues on the corners of his mouth and even on his beard. "Morning, morning..." He said, and then impatiently began to eat and eat.

Thinking about it, it is true that an elf black cat with natural intelligence in the mountains has never eaten the food eaten by these gods. It is normal for it to be uncontrollable... Du Kang himself has never eaten much.

After He Yunxiao and Shi Yuye thanked each other, Du Kang began to taste them one by one.

Needless to say, the taste and quality of the tea and cakes, with the strength and status of Shi Yuye and Yunxiao, these foods are absolutely indistinguishable.

Even as before, after Du Kang ate some, he felt that the body's spiritual power was running faster, as if his cultivation base and lifespan were increasing at the same time, and he didn't know what grade and what raw material the food was made of.

After a few rounds of tea, I also ate a lot of pastries.Xiaoxuan had already eaten and drank enough, and found a comfortable position to lie down and fell asleep contentedly, probably when he started to digest the spiritual power contained in the tea of ​​those genius cakes and pastries that he ate, Yunxiao spoke.

"Yuye and I wandered around the Zhaoyao Mountain when we were free in the morning, and found that this Mirror Lake is a pretty good location."

Yun Xiao pointed to the lakeside of Jinghu Lake: "If you want to plant something without being disturbed by people, you need to find a hidden place. I found that the connected cave under Jinghu Lake is a very large and suitable space.

The karst cave is natural, connected to the underground water veins, spiritual veins, containing stone essence, but lacks sunlight. This can only be solved with formations, and then guarded with formations, please ask the mountain god to take care of it. Xiaoxuan will take over in the future, basically nothing will go wrong. . "

Hearing someone call his name, Xiaoxuan flicked his exposed ear twice, but he was still in a deep sleep and couldn't get up at all.

"Okay, thank you Miss Shi and Miss Yun for your help," Du Kang nodded and agreed, and said seriously, "If there is a need in the future, the two girls can give you whatever you want, and I will try my best to do it."

"It's too much to say so much, just ask me to join you if there is a fight!" Shi Yuye waved his hand.

"What Yu Ye said is true, but it's just a small favor in my spare time." Yun Xiao nodded and smiled.

Du Kang didn't emphasize it anymore, he only needs to say this kind of thing once and remember it in his heart.

The more often it is said, the more often it is emphasized, but it is often impossible to do it due to various reasons.

"Speaking of which, it's about time, it's time to confer the gods." Shi Yuye stood up, stretched, and said, "This is the first time I've hosted the conferred gods..."

"Hey, so Miss Shi, are you here to host? I thought that some kind of 'Mountain God Management Committee' would send an immortal to host." Du Kang also stood up and asked in surprise.

"According to the formal process, it is indeed true, but special circumstances are dealt with in a special way. Isn't it necessary to hurry up and seal the god of the mantra? So we can be a little more flexible." Shi Yuye said with a smile .

"Actually, as Yu Ye, he is also qualified to seal the mountain god." With a wave of his hand, Yun Xiao put away all the tea tables and couches, leaned over and picked up Xiao Xuan who had already fallen asleep, and stroked the cat with his slender hands. head, said.

Even in the state of deep sleep, Xiaoxuan still made a comfortable snoring sound.

"Emperor Taishan holds the seal of Mount Tai and commands the mountains. He can completely bypass the 'Mountain God Management Committee' to seal the mountain god. As the daughter of Emperor Taishan, the empress of Mount Tai can use the seal of Mount Tai. Yuye is the avatar of the jade girl of Mount Tai. , of course it is also possible.”

Yun Xiao explained: "Strictly speaking, gods with similar qualifications can confer gods within the scope of their jurisdiction. For example, the city god of the state can confer the city god of the county, etc., but generally speaking, they will go through the corresponding 'management committee', unless it is Special circumstances like this one."

"It turns out to be like this." Du Kang suddenly realized.

It's nothing more than the privilege of the superior, you can use it, but you can't, and now is the time to use it.

"Actually, this is very troublesome, because whoever sealed it will have to write a report afterwards. What I hate the most is writing a report. Fortunately, this time I threw it directly to the group of guys in the management committee, because theoretically it is also It has passed their review." Shi Yuye added.

While talking, the two gods, one man and one cat also went straight to the top of Zhaoyao Mountain, the place where the mountain gods were sealed.

The top of Zhaoyao Mountain is slightly higher than the clouds. Looking around, there is a sea of ​​clouds, and the place close to the mountain is even more cloudy and mist climbing the green hills with the mountain wind. The feeling of going away with the wind in seconds is like a fairyland.

Judging from the facts, at this moment, this place can be regarded as a fairyland.There is a saying that if the mountain is not high, it will be famous if there are immortals. At this time, there is not only one immortal on the mountain, but the top of the mountain is almost full. At a glance, it looks like the legendary assembly of ten thousand immortals.

"The land of the mountain gods nearby... at least the land of the mountain gods in two or three states has come here?" Du Kang couldn't help but complain.

So many gods, of course, didn't come here to show the face of Shingon, but as long as they can have a holiday, they will give this face today.

In the future, if the Taoist Mantra has something to ask them, they will also help with a little sympathy. This is probably the "holiday friend" between gods and gods—as long as you can let me have a vacation, you are mine friend!
"If there were no wars and dynasties, it would be relatively rare for immortals to be replaced. There are not many opportunities to rest in an open and aboveboard way, so it is normal for so many to come."

Shi Yuye explained: "Of course, the main reason is that yesterday's event brought all these gods here, and they haven't had time to leave. Otherwise, it must be smaller than this scale in general..."

"So...Miss Shi, how many times have you participated in this kind of activities to have such rich experience?" Du Kang asked after pondering for a while.

"What Mr. Du said is very true. I am also quite curious about this matter." Yun Xiao also asked.

"Ha, haha, this..." Shi Yuye laughed dryly, and quickly changed the subject, "Let's hurry up to enshrine the gods, the auspicious time has come, the auspicious time has come!"

Du Kang laughed, feeling something in his heart, turned his head to look at Yunxiao, Yunxiao was also looking at him, also with a smile on his face.

What's the matter with the joyful sense of sight that adults partner with children?

Whether talking or laughing, when all the gods stood still, Shi Yuye, who was in charge of conferring the gods, took the first place, followed by Du Kang and Yun Xiao, and the Taoist priest stood in front of Shi Yuye.

"The auspicious time has come, the Taoist of the truth is determined to be true, and he will receive the edict!"

Shi Yuye didn't see anything similar to an imperial decree, but said with a rare serious face, and his voice resounded through Zhaoyao Mountain under the agitation of spiritual power.

"The poor Taoist will determine the truth, and accept the edict." The Taoist of Zhenyan knelt down and said.

Shi Yuye then read.

[It turns out that the mountain god of Zhaoyao Mountain was in chaos due to the demon cultivation, and tried his best to stop it. His cultivation base was completely lost and he needed time to recuperate.

However, the mountain cannot be devoid of gods for a day. Taoist Dingzhen, who read the truth, has been lurking in the demon cultivator for many years. He killed all the demon cultivators and made great achievements in defeating demons. He was approved by Emperor Taishan of Dongyue. It's really for the mountain god here, and the reward will be given separately.

I hope that in the future, I will keep my heart, work hard, be diligent and responsible, and not lose my job. 】

After finishing speaking, a spiritual light appeared in Shi Yuye's hand, and a jade seal appeared in his hand. When he stretched out his hand and pushed it, the jade seal flew towards the Taoist of the truth: "The Taoist of the truth will accept the seal."

"The impoverished way accepts the seal." The Taoist of Zhenyan firmly caught the jade seal, and with a flash of inspiration in his hand, he recognized the jade seal as the owner.

Shi Yuye breathed a sigh of relief, obviously he had finally finished the process, and retreated after saying "Congratulations to Taoist Zhenyan for becoming the God of the Mountain".While swaggering on the top of the mountain, all the gods congratulated and came forward to give gifts to the Taoist of Shingon, their words and expressions were so sincere that they couldn’t be more sincerely happy, and the Taoist of Shingon also thanked them one by one, and was moved to tears...

Well, the happiness of the immortals is probably true, but it is hard to say for the Taoist.The tears were real, that's why they were there... the feeling was clearly more sadness than joy.

After being chic for so many years, he will be the staff of 007 in the future. If there is no accident, he will be seconded and work continuously for hundreds of thousands of years. Most people should not be happy.

"Why does it feel like this Conferred God is a bit sloppy..." Du Kang couldn't help asking in a low voice when Shi Yuye came close.

"It's not a particularly important mountain god, and it's an urgent matter. There is no purpose for doing it. It's just a formality to make up a verbal command..."

Shi Yuye also said in a low voice, "This conferment of the god itself is a form of walking. As long as you have the seal of the mountain god in your hand and have the authority to bind the spiritual power and soul body, you can seal it. Afterwards, the official admits that there are records..."

Hearing this, Du Kang could not help but twitch the corners of his mouth slightly.

Although it sounds very real and believable, it's a bit too hasty... This is a god of worship!It sounds like a very high-level thing, but why is it like this in the end?

"That's not right." Du Kang was taken aback for a moment, and a thought suddenly flashed in his mind.

"If you have a seal and authority, you can confer gods..."

Du Kang couldn't help but think of the [printing techniques] he saw in "She Ji Shu".

"Then, in this way, can't I also be a god?"

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