The Motherland Comes to the United States

Los Angeles.

Lakers.

"Ah, ah, ah!" Lao Da woke up from his sleep, covered in cold sweat.

"What's wrong? Are you having a epilepsy?" Vanessa was also woken up and said unhappily.

"No, Vanessa, you may not believe it, but I just had a nightmare." Lao Da said quickly, "I dreamed that I suddenly ran to a medieval hall, carrying a coffin, singing and dancing, and... the person in the coffin we were carrying seemed to be still alive and was moving around. The coffin was getting heavier and heavier, and I was almost crushed to death."

"Fortunately... Fortunately..." Lao Da frowned and thought for a while, then said, "It seems that Master Osborne was also there. He stretched out his hand to hold down the coffin lid, so that the things inside did not jump out."

Master Osborne?
Vanessa's heart skipped a beat!
Has this guy done so much with people of the same kind as Young Master Osborne that they have developed telepathy?
"What's wrong with you?" Vanessa said calmly, "You mean, you dreamed that you delivered a coffin to Master Osborne? Don't talk nonsense! Be careful of Master Osborne, he will deliver a coffin to you!"

"Uh……"

Lao Da thought about it and felt that it was true. If he told everyone that he dreamed of delivering a coffin to Master Osborne, it would sound very unlucky...but the Master could do the opposite and put him in the coffin.

"Have a good sleep!"

Vanessa snorted softly, turned around, pulled up the quilt, and covered her curvy body.

Lao Da touched his bald head and lay down too.

But he didn't know that Vanessa couldn't sleep, and murmured in her heart: "Master Osborne, you haven't come to see me for a long time!"

She licked her sword fingers.

Savor it in your mouth.

In her mind, she was recalling the shock wave that Bai Ye had given her.

Vanessa began to miss the feeling of having her cheeks stuffed full.

……

"Snapped--!"

Bai Ye snapped his fingers, and the black man carrying Gu Yi's coffin disappeared automatically.

Even the wizards of Kamar-Taj did not find any signs that the magic circle of Kamar-Taj had been disturbed.

joke.

Bai Ye has now collected all six Infinity Stones. In this universe, he is the only true God. He can now really do whatever he wants.

Kant once said: Freedom is not about being able to do whatever you want, but about not being able to do what you don’t want to do!
But that is just the perspective of mortals. Because there are so many things that are beyond human ability, we can only set limits for ourselves and enjoy the freedom in a small space.

After possessing six infinity stones, Bai Ye finally gained true freedom and became a great man: I can do whatever the hell I want!
As long as Bai Ye wants, the universe will be in his hands.

Strange watched the funeral of Ancient One, feeling dry in the mouth. He took a cup and was drinking water when he suddenly saw Ancient One's coffin shake twice. Then, as Bai Ye covered the coffin with his hand wearing the Infinity Gauntlet, the coffin became quiet. He immediately choked and coughed several times. He came to Bai Ye's side and asked in a low voice: "Mr. Black Superman, do you think there is a possibility that Master Ancient One is still worth saving?"

"Impossible! Absolutely impossible!" Bai Ye said solemnly, "I have checked many times, and the Ancient One is indeed dead. Strange, I know you are reluctant to let the Ancient One go, but how can I put it... all mortals will die one day."

"Okay... then Mr. Dark Superman, isn't it inappropriate to hold the Ancient One's funeral in this way?" Strange asked carefully.

"What's wrong with that? Master Ancient One lived for centuries. This is a happy funeral, and we must send her off happily!" Bai Ye comforted her, "In our hometown, when an old man who lived for hundreds of years passed away, the whole village would be like celebrating New Year. Master Ancient One was over five hundred years old, so she deserved any excitement... I was even planning to find a male stripper group, holding glow sticks and wearing thongs, to dance on her grave. Master Ancient One worked hard for the earth all her life, and now she's gone, what's wrong with enjoying herself? You're not allowed to be envious, it's not your turn!"

“I definitely don’t envy!”

Strange wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.

How could he envy this thing?

"I can never compare to the contribution of Master Ancient One to mankind."

Strange sighed. He realized that he could not persuade Bai Ye, so he could only watch from the side.

"Why do I feel that it's a bit unreliable to hand Kamar-Taj over to Black Superman?" Strange scratched his hair in annoyance.

Black Superman seems to be different from the cold and aloof personality he imagined. Instead, he seems like a funny guy... Is it really a good idea to put the fate of the earth in the hands of a funny guy?

But there was no way out. The Eye of Agamotto had already been handed over, and it was too late to regret.

Even with the Eye of Agamotto, he might not be able to defeat Darkseid, let alone now.

"Master Ancient One's legendary and profound life not only protected the balance and tranquility of the world with her unparalleled wisdom and powerful magical power, but also led countless lost souls to find hope with her broad mind." Bai Ye walked slowly onto the stage, facing the solemn and sad crowd, and read a eulogy for Ancient One: "Today, we gather here not only to commemorate the death of Master Ancient One, but also to pass on her immortal spiritual legacy..."

"...Ah, Master Ancient One, although you have left us, your light will always shine on Kamar-Taj and illuminate the hearts of each of us!"

Strange looked on helplessly.

"Master Strange, are you going to just look at that thing up there and hold a funeral for the Ancient One?" At some point, an old man with a white beard walked up to Strange and said with a dark face while looking at Bai Ye who was performing on the stage with great concentration.

Strange looked over and thought that this wizard was... a little strange.

This wizard's temperament is so unique that once you see him, you will never forget him. I have never seen him in Kamar-Taj.

Strange looked over carefully.

"hiss--!"

He took a breath of cold air. Why did this man look somewhat similar to Ancient One?
"Are they relatives of the Ancient One of Kamar-Taj, or are they..."

Strange didn't dare to guess and said honestly: "I don't think this is a good idea either..."

"It's more than just not good!" The old man with white beard was furious: "This is simply destroying the reputation of Master Ancient One. This bastard is simply not a human being!"

"Master, please keep your voice down. Black Superman has super hearing. He will definitely hear someone scolding him." Strange was shocked and quickly pulled the white-bearded old man to hide.

"So what if he hears it? He did something stupid himself, why should he be afraid of others talking about it?" The old man with white beard said indignantly, "What are you afraid of, Master Strange? Why don't you dare to fight him?"

ha?
Strange was stunned. Why don't you let Buck fight the President of the United States?

Well, maybe some people don't know who Buck is? He was a dog I had when I was a kid!

Black Superman is a god on earth. How could I have the right to fight him?
"Go! Get the Eye of Agamotto back! It was given to you by the Ancient One! It is the symbol of the Sorcerer Supreme of Kamar-Taj. How can you just give it to an outsider?" said the white-bearded old man, puffing his beard and glaring.

No wonder he was restless and worried when he left. It turned out that he still had to face another disaster after death.

"He" chose Strange because Strange could break the rules and do things that "he" could hardly predict, but he didn't expect that this guy would actually vote directly.

Are you fucking playing me?
Letting that guy hold five Infinity Stones is already harmful enough to the world, and you actually let him collect all the Infinity Stones?

Who will control him in the future?

Except for those multiverse-level beings that jump out of the timeline and invade this universe, this guy is already invincible.

"But with the death of the Ancient One and the imminent crisis of the invasion of the Earth by the Dimensional Demons, only Superman has the ability to step up and take charge of the situation." Strange felt aggrieved: "I have only been practicing magic in Kamar-Taj for a few months, and now I am asked to shoulder the responsibility of the Sorcerer Supreme. I am really incapable of doing so."

"As for the Eye of Agamotto..." Strange whispered, "Now the Eye of Agamotto is in the hands of Black Superman... Can I get it back if I ask for it?"

What the hell are you going to get back?

That guy is like a Pixiu, he can only take food in but not give it out. Once the meat is in his mouth, there is no way he will spit it out unless he is beaten to his knees.

I said this simply because I wanted to scold Strange.

How can you not feel sorry for your father's kindness when your son sells his land?

The family business accumulated by Kamar-Taj over thousands of years was handed over to such a thing?
"Strange, if you can't get the Eye of Agamotto back, at least you have to stop him. Don't let him mess around in Kamar-Taj..."

"What are those two wizards whispering about over there? In such a solemn occasion as the funeral of Master Ancient One, you are not listening carefully? This is a blasphemy to Master Ancient One!" Bai Ye directly called out the name: "That old man with white beard, yes, I'm talking about you, punish you to come to the stage and read this eulogy I wrote for Master Ancient One to show my respect for him."

The old man with white beard pointed at himself in disbelief?

"What are you looking at? I'm talking about you! Everyone is mourning the Ancient One, but you are the only one smiling at me. Do you really care about the Ancient One?" Bai Ye said sternly.

He gave the white-bearded old man a look: You don't want to dance on a pole in Kamar-Taj, do you?
With six infinity stones, Bai Ye can now do whatever he wants.

No one can stop it!
Being stared at by the wizards of Kamar-Taj, the old man with white beard could only reluctantly go up on the stage, showing a bitter face, and began to read the eulogy that Bai Ye wrote for Master Ancient One.

……

finally.

The funeral of Master Ancient One ended successfully with Bai Ye's support.

The guests and hosts enjoy themselves.

What followed was a feast. Bai Ye specially asked his family’s top chef to come to Kamar-Taj and prepare table after table of high-end dishes.

The Kamar-Taj wizards, who had been living an ascetic life, also enjoyed the joy of capitalism.

While everyone was eating and drinking, the old man with white beard found an opportunity to get close to Bai Ye.

"Don't go too far. You're pushing me too far... It doesn't matter, but Kamar-Taj is a lackey of Vishanti and the Eternal God! If you mess around here... Be careful of the consequences!" warned the white-bearded old man.

Oshutu, the god of white magic, is also a multidimensional being. He is one of the four ancient gods along with Gaia, Sisos, and Set. He is considered a strong one among the multidimensional beings.

"Don't worry, it's just a lively funeral. Why are you so stingy?" Bai Ye waved his hands and said disdainfully, "Just this once. I won't do it again next time."

Still want a next time?
What the hell are you...

Forget it.

She was a magnanimous person and didn't bother with this bastard.

"Strange is the next Sorcerer Supreme, destined to carry the banner of Kamar-Taj. Now that you have taken the Eye of Agamotto, you must return an artifact to him! To be used as a protector of the Sorcerer Supreme!" said the old man with white beard.

"you……"

Bai Ye frowned, pondered for a moment, and said, "Well, I have a good relationship with the dwarves of Nidavi. I will help him forge a magic weapon. Is that okay?"

He just happened to have extorted a lot of good things from Dormammu before, and used the amount of one artifact to forge a "Small Eye of Agamotto" as compensation for taking the Eye of Agamotto.

After all, his life was not easy after he entered the multiverse.

He still needs to maintain good relations with Vishanti and the Multiverse, otherwise what if he runs into the brothers Sithorn and Set who come to beat him up?

No matter how arrogant the Homelander is, he has to give in when faced with the Soldier Man and the Cuckold Man beating him up.

We should make more friends and fewer enemies.

"I'm glad you know what's going on!" The white-bearded old man nodded with satisfaction.

Strange looked around but couldn't find where the white-bearded wizard had gone.

He asked the mages around him, and everyone said that they hadn't seen any old wizard with a white beard.

"How is that possible?" Strange's eyes widened. "He clearly read the eulogy of Master Ancient One on the stage before."

……

"Jie Jie Jie!"

In the palace of the Supreme Sorcerer, there was a burst of defiant laughter.

Bai Ye stretched out his right palm, and on the Infinity Glove were the blue Space Gem, the purple Power Gem, the red Reality Gem, the yellow Soul Gem, the green Time Gem, and the orange Mind Gem. The six dazzling Infinity Gems were like the brightest stars in the night sky, each emitting a dazzling light.

He only needs to snap his fingers, and the order and chaos of the universe are all in his mind, transcending all things. (End of this chapter)