What bad thoughts can Batman have?

Chapter 214 "Wonder Woman, I need you to help me catch a woman."

New York City, night.

"What is this place?"

Black Adam stood tall at the top of the city, and Dr. Sivana stood beside him.

"This is New York," said Dr. Sivana. "The world has changed, Black Adam. It's called a city."

"I know what a city is."

"You used to know, but you have been asleep for a thousand years."

"I'm not asleep, I'm just imprisoned."

"Yes, and I set you free."

"Why?" Black Adam turned his head and looked at Dr. Sivana.

Dr. Sivana knew that he needed to give Black Adam a satisfactory answer, otherwise...

A few minutes ago, the scene of his assistant being burned to ashes by Black Adam is still vivid.

"I'm an archaeologist, and the only reason I'm in this business is because of my family. Science can't help my family's serious illness. They need magic. And you can bring magic back into the world."

Dr. Sivana lied.He controls his heartbeat.

He knew that Black Adam was a superhuman through and through, and even a slight change in his heart rate would alert him.Once you make him feel that you are not a good person, the end will be tragic.

Especially since Black Adam has spent hours learning English, and he is no longer needed as a translator.

But Black Adam didn't seem to care about his little thoughts, nor did he answer Dr. Sivana directly.

He looked at the crowd of demonstrators below.

"Black Adam...can you cure my father's leg?"

Dr. Sivana was still pretending that he cared about the father who had discriminated against him because of the domestic violence, but in the next second, he was dragged by the neck by Black Adam and landed directly on the ground.

"Why are those people gathered there?"

Dr. Sivana followed his gaze, and countless people were holding signs and roaring.

"They're protesting, they're angry."

"Why are they angry?"

"Their employers stole their money."

"Then the world has not changed as much as you imagined, Sivana." Black Adam said: "Pharaohs still live by oppressing slaves."

He asked Dr. Sivana:
"Where is the oppressor?"

"upstairs."

boom!
Accompanied by thunder and lightning, Black Adam disappeared on the ground in an instant.Dr. Sivana was so shocked that he fell to the ground. He looked at Black Adam who flew up to the tall building, and his eyes showed expressions that could not be described in words, desire, jealousy, malice, fear, greed...

But he quickly discarded all these emotions, and his face became calm again.

Then a few seconds later...

"Farewell, Pharaoh."

"Help, help me, ahhhhhh—"

boom!
The child accidentally threw a pack of ketchup on the ground, and the ketchup exploded on the ground, seeing the surrounding audience all over.Because the ketchup fell head-down, a lot of fragrant and sweet white cream was also mixed together and sprayed out, red and white mixed together, which was very beautiful.

"Slaves—" Black Adam landed among the screaming crowd: "You are free."

"Ah ah ah ah ah--"

Black Adam saw a family of three.They held up signs that read "Down with Gray."The woman in the family of three screamed:

"My God, he killed Mr. Gray..."

"Will he kill us too?"

"Go, go, let's run!"

"Are they afraid of the man who saved them?"

Black Adam stuck his waist, feeling very unhappy.

Dr. Sivana said, "We have to go."

"Yes, I have observed enough of this world and know what to do next."

Black Adam said: "We have already been to the Eternal Rock. The mage has chosen his new magic guard."

"And whoever that guard is..."

Blue lightning flashed from Black Adam's eyes.

"We'll all find him."

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Alfred sat contentedly in the Batcave, happily monitoring his Bruce and Diana's first date.

The location was carefully selected by him. Across the street from the restaurant is the famous Lover's Avenue. There are men and women walking around holding hands, and vendors selling flowers. You can eat dog food all you can eat in the restaurant.

A little further away is the playground, and there are ice cream shops everywhere. Alfred knows that Miss Diana Prince likes to eat ice cream the most. He has already used money to ask the owner of the ice cream shop to prepare an exclusive event. You only need to take a photo together to get free ice cream and limited ice cream pendants.

In order to prevent Miss Prince from resisting, he also asked the ice cream shop owner to set up a lottery, and his Bruce and Diana would "just happen" to win the first prize: as long as they take a couple photo, they can win "Haagenda" All-you-can-eat ice cream coupons for life.”

"Jie jie jie, hee hee..." Alfred laughed in a low voice, and then stopped talking.

Gee, I keep hearing Bruce making such weird laughter recently. Even he has been brainwashed by this kind of laughter, and he actually laughs like this too. It’s really outrageous.

Across half a street, there is the open-air stadium with the third largest area in the metropolis, which Alfred has reserved for a week.

His Bruce can practice with Miss Prince here. Bruce once said that he wanted Wonder Woman to teach him some fighting skills that apply to superhumans, right?

As soon as he heard the request, he had an idea.

Well, everyone understands that it's all about being together, giving hands-on training, and so on. A lot of women are cheating on fitness coaches because of...well, in short, this stadium is empty today, and he has made sure that even a chicken won't bother him. them.

It should be over when things have developed to such a point, but how could Alfred be satisfied with this?

He has arranged a artificial rainstorm, he knows that neither Bruce nor Miss Prince has an umbrella, and he happened to have bought the hotels closest to them a few days ago, and the rain will continue until the next morning , if they hide from the rain in the hotel, there will be only one room left, Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie...

Of course, if Miss Prince resists, it is also possible to have two rooms.

All in all, this is the perfect script that Alfred planned for his Bruce!
Since his Bruce came back, the whole person has been a lot shy.But Alfred prefers him like this.

In the past, even though Bruce had acted dissolutely and was a veteran of flowers, every time Alfred saw the smile on Batman's face disappear completely and show that contemplative expression, he would immediately be cruelly aware of everything that had happened before. It's all just "Bruce" played by Batman.

But now, even though his Bruce was wearing a Batman costume every day, he came back and was either practicing moves or moaning or making plans.

But for the first time in so many years, Alfred felt that "Bruce was playing Batman" now.What a change from Batman playing Bruce, how could it not please him?
Oh!
Alfred sat up straight and saw his Bruce walking into the restaurant wearing a smart suit, great!He originally thought that with Bruce's mental state, he would just run into the restaurant wearing Batman uniform.

He hastily picked up the microphone next to him, and gave an order to the mud face who played everyone in the restaurant: "Hurry up, Robin! Send a waiter to stand next to them, and I want to see the expression on their faces when they talk." expression."

"Okay, Robin received." Clayface said in the communication.

Meanwhile, the real Robin Tim is in the classroom.

"Turn the book to page 52. Seriously, your class is the worst I've ever had..."

"Ah!" Tim sneezed.

Alfred saw Bruce sat down facing Diana, and he said hello to Diana, which is the most basic social rhetoric.

Alfred nodded happily, poured himself a steaming cup of coffee, and took a sip of relief.

Well done Bruce!

Then he saw Bruce exchange a few words with each other, and then invited Diana to join him for lunch.

Right, that is it.Make the atmosphere a little more laid-back and not too tense.

Alfred thought: It's a good idea to enjoy the food first.Then you can start chatting happily, and when the time is almost right, you can make a request or invite to her——

"Diana, time is tight, so I will stop talking nonsense, and just speak straight to the point."

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Then Alfred heard Bruce say so.

His eyeballs widened all of a sudden, and he stopped there when he drank his coffee halfway.

"I have an unsolicited request."

"Say." Diana brushed her hair around her ears.

"Then I'll say it."

"Wonder Woman, I need you to help me catch a woman back."

puff!
Alfred sprayed a sip of coffee directly on the monitor screen, and the waiter pretending to be a mud face next to him dropped the plate with a bang, and then gasped.

If it was so straightforward, I couldn't even look at Mudface.

"..."

"What did you say?"

Diana only felt her head buzzing. The Amazon female warrior was not a fool. Ever since she arrived at the agreed conversation place in casual clothes, she had thought that Batman might make some requests to her.

As one of the few powerful combat forces that can be mobilized by the current government, Amanda Waller and Steve have long revealed to her how Batman tricked the government with pretentious negotiations and a mother box made of mud face Go round and round.

That day, Steppenwolf was not the only one who found himself grabbing a hand full of mud, looking as if he had stepped on shit, and left in disgust.

Diana thought about Batman finding her in private this time, maybe he wanted her to be a peacemaker, or maybe it was to test which side she would help Wonder Woman in case of a conflict with the government, or even rely on them His personal friendship tried to convince her to help him.

But no matter what Amazon's smart and heroic female warriors guess, they never expected Batman to ask him to help him become a human trafficker!
And Chen Tao quickly realized that Diana had misunderstood, so he quickly told about the superwoman Kara.

"No, the government will definitely not..." Diana subconsciously wanted to refuse, which was completely against the government, but soon she thought of some things she knew, and she couldn't help but get stuck in the middle of her sentence.

"But Steve and Waller will stop these things." Wonder Woman finally said with some hesitation: "Probably...?"

She herself added an uncertain question word at the end.

Chen Tao read her subtext smoothly: What evidence do you have to prove that the government will experiment with that newly arrived Kryptonian?

Fortunately, Chen Tao had made detailed preparations for this problem before.

He successfully pulled out several pieces of information about the government's various human experiments.

In the earliest days, he left nanobots in Luthor's lair, and the things they collected came in handy in this situation.

"Also, the child named Kara who is about to get off the spaceship is a relative of Superman herself."

Seeing that Diana was wavering, Chen Tao immediately struck while the iron was hot: "Superman can take good care of him and guide him to use his abilities well. But the government and the habitual use of guns and arrests to restrain a Kryptonian, I personally considered very dangerous."

Chen Tao added fuel to the fire at the end.

"You know how quick the government people are. If they produce a Kryptonian who's bad for the planet, frankly, I don't know what to do."

Diana is finally convinced: "Okay, when are we going to catch a girl—Supergirl"?
"Now."

She heard the other party say.

Alfred behind the monitor slapped himself on the head, all the preparations he had made before were in vain.

"Alfred, where is my invisible plane?" Batman's question came from his headset, and Alfred finally struggled: "There are too many people on the street, there is no place to stop. I There's no way to push a stealth plane into the middle of a city, and even if it keeps hovering silently, it's still too loud when it's flying."

"Then why did you choose the place in—"

Alfred knew that his reason was unreasonable, he quickly said: "I have parked the plane at the corner of the street on your left. You and Miss Diana leave that area on foot first, then we can talk!"

"Hey Bruce, why are they walking hand in hand?"

Before Chen Tao had time to hang up the phone, he heard Diana ask him this.

As soon as he stretched his head, he saw a street of lovers.

"..."

"Well, they hold hands to show that they're a party, and..."

Before Chen Tao finished speaking, Wonder Woman grabbed his wrist: "Which direction is your Batplane? Did the phone tell you that he said he had parked at the corner in front of the street?" ?”

"Yes, but..."

Then the next moment, Chen Tao was picked up by the strong Amazon girl with one hand like a chick, and he was taken off the ground with a whoosh, and ran towards the corner of the street.

　Wow, it's so hard to describe female characters.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)