What bad thoughts can Batman have?

Chapter 582 Batman teaches Joker a lesson with love and causes him to have a convulsion (6000 words)
Inside the Justice League headquarters.

Chen Tao arranged for the members of the Justice League who had not yet transformed back to go down and rest first, and sent people to resolve the chaos caused by their body swapping around the world.

The gang had just robbed a bank and "collected" their wages in this way. They insisted on doing it this way. Chen Tao didn't understand their strange insistence, but since they wanted to do it this way, then let's do it.

The Jokers' power to modify reality may seem a bit outrageous, but in fact they will not exchange all the power of each member of the Justice League to others, so the Rogue Gang is enough to deal with them.

According to Zatanna, she believes that this modification of reality is not so much a direct change as it is to create a "false shell of reality" on each hero, just like forcing a person who can walk normally to wear an iron can.

Then they took away some of their power and made new "iron cans", and then exchanged the "hero iron cans" and the "replaced iron cans".

This is also why, even though Hal was transformed into the appearance of a weak woman like his girlfriend Carol, he was still able to roll and jump in a fierce battle at the level of the Justice League and ultimately remain unharmed.

His ring was actually always activated, protecting him, but he was wearing a fake reality shell of Carol, so he couldn't use any of his Green Lantern Ring abilities. As for his girlfriend, she was wearing a fake reality shell with Hal's power, so she couldn't control it and ended up flying around between the tall buildings in Seaside City. Fortunately, she managed to control it later and nothing happened.

But Carol Ferris was still hospitalized for a nervous breakdown.

Amanda Waller and Martian Manhunter are handling PR and government matters, and the Joker's vicious pranks have greatly damaged the Justice League's PR image.

At Underwood Farms, the largest and most successful leisure and tourist farm in California, a sow transformed into Wonder Woman in front of hundreds of tourists and rushed out of the pigpen.

Two minutes later, more than 17 mainstream American media began live broadcasting the pigs wearing Wonder Woman's "real shell" making a fuss on the farm. Not only the 200 people at the scene, but more than 6 people across the United States witnessed Wonder Woman crawling on all fours.

The huge riot caused by a group of pigs with the powers of Wonder Woman frightened hundreds of tourists and killed a cow, three sheep and two and a half roosters on the spot.

Fortunately, no one died - everyone valued their lives, and no one was stupid enough to stand in the way of the charging Wonder Woman.

Apart from a fearless guy who tried to interview Wonder Woman about the taste of pig food and then fainted from the stinky farts of the pigs, the entire incident did not cause any casualties.

Except for Wonder Woman who learned about this.

So miserable.

The PR team is doing emergency PR, and Martian Manhunter holds a press conference to explain to everyone that it is not Wonder Woman herself, and posts a video of the Justice League fighting the Joker.

But I'm afraid the Twitter trending search for "Wonder Woman's Pig Rush" will be difficult to bring down in a short period of time.

The Condiment King has been arrested and brought to justice. Having acquired Superman's superpowers, he flew into the best local condiment factory, then lifted a huge bucket of ketchup and poured it on the street. Even though he had become Superman, the Condiment King still insisted on his original intention of using condiments to attack others. His behavior got him sent to a mental hospital again - not Arkham, he was not qualified to go in.

In short, the members of the Justice League are now sent together to ask Zatanna to help with their problems, while Chen Tao is interrogating the three clowns alone.

Inside the Alliance interrogation room.

The Joker, who had just died but was quickly resurrected, was tied up and sitting in his seat, waiting expectantly to see what Batman would do to him.

With a plop, Chen Tao threw out the Harlequin Joker, who had been sent to the Justice League headquarters and then rushed over and was stored in the Metal Spirit. Then came the Criminal Joker with an angry face brought by Zatanna. Now all three clowns were gathered.

They were all forced by Zatanna's magic to prohibit them from using their ability to modify reality.

"Waste." The cold criminal clown spat at the laugher.

At this time, the Laugher is the only one of the three clowns who looks different from the other two.

Half of his face was completely rotten like a skeleton, and even the green hair on his head was like wilted grass, drooping lifelessly on his scalp.

The other half of his face was covered by blue light. The blue of hope formed a ridiculous mask on his face, the same one that Green Lantern Hal Jordan wore, but this mask looked like the kind that you could recognize who he was when you got close, just like the stupid thing Ryan Reynolds did. Compared to this useless mask, perhaps the black and red Deadpool mask would be more suitable for him.

(Note: From a movie meme, Ryan, the actor who plays Deadpool, once played Green Lantern. There was a scene in the movie where he made himself a mask, but his girlfriend recognized him in a second, so it was as if he didn’t have a mask)
Facing the criminal clown's curses, the laugher lowered half of his face and said nothing.

The clown who was thrown to the ground burst into laughter. He was as excited as a child: "Haha, you are all caught. What's the fun next, little bat?"

"Tell me everything you know." Chen Tao said, "How did you get involved with the Emperor Clown, and what does the Emperor Clown intend to do with you?"

The Emperor Clown had been hiding behind the scenes, helping this one and that one. The information obtained from the Laughing Bat allowed Chen Tao to know that the other party was trying to leave the super time stream, but he didn't know how the other party left specifically.

Is it to use the Black Death Emperor or Barbatos? If so, it would be like the previous Anti-Monitor. Although it is possible, it will also add constraints to oneself.

The Anti-Monitor has always relied on Barbatos to help him maintain his identity in the real world so as not to be discovered by the transcendental time stream. To a certain extent, this kind of control has forced him to be devoured by Barbatos step by step.

If it was the Emperor Joker, would he really allow himself to be controlled by others? But how could he come to reality without the help of anyone?
"Do you think I will answer you? Bat?" The criminal clown turned his head and looked at Chen Tao: "I am nothing but an undefined mess now. I have tried to become more important to you."

"So our boss originally planned to lure you to the ace factory, and then tie Joe Chell, the murderer of your parents, to a chemical barrel and soak him in the pool, and turn him into a clown. He would go from a sick old man to a lively person again, trading mental health for physical health, haha."

The joker said: "In this way, he thinks that he has successfully overlapped the identity of the Joker with the identity of the enemy who killed your parents. He thinks that this will make the Joker more important to you. He thinks that as long as Jocher is reborn as a better Joker, then he can take a break. It's ridiculous. No one wants to take a break. I want to keep playing this game."

"Shut up, you piece of shit."

The clown on the ground was still laughing crazily, but the joker had already poured out all the criminal's plans like beans from a bamboo tube.

"Come on, you want to know what I really think? I think this plan is stupid. You poor bastard refuses to believe that Batman no longer cares about his parents, no longer cares about the trauma that made him Batman. I told you, Batman pulled his parents out of their fucking graves and danced! But you think this is a fake, and you can still evoke Batman's pain with your stupid methods!"

The joker said: "There is nothing more painful than finding out your teammates are idiots. This is not funny at all."

"Waste, you are just me..."

The Joker shouted, "Can you tell him to shut up, Bat? I know everything he knows, and this guy is so noisy and never listens to anyone!"

He yelled at the criminal, "You're not going to give up until you see Batman drag his parents out for a walk, are you?"

Chen Tao directly blocked the criminal's voice. A large number of nanorobots split from his body, and then turned into spherical shapes. They forced their way into the criminal's mouth, pressing against his upper and lower jaws, making him unable to utter a word.

Chen Tao did the same thing to the clown who was still going crazy nearby, and soon the scene became quiet, with the comedian being the only one who could speak.

"Damn Emperor Clown, he has been influencing the three of us, it's disgusting." said the Laugher.

Chen Tao waved his hand, and the portal of the Metal Spirit opened. A huge mechanical arm pulled the two clowns who were forced to shut up into the room.

"Okay." He turned to look at Xiaoke: "Tell me everything you know."

Xiaoke cooperated well and told what he knew.

But there was no information that Chen Tao wanted to know about how the Emperor Clown independently left the super time stream, and he was a little disappointed.

He could probably tell that what the clown said was true, but he really didn't know. This was a pity. Chen Tao did not intend to read his mind, but the clown's head was like a bouncing circus, while a normal person's head was a book with different categories. It was too difficult to find what he wanted in a pile of messy things, so it was more convenient to ask the other party directly.

Chen Tao shook his head. "Okay, forget it, let's not talk about this. Now you have the power of the Black Death Emperor. Joker, you are the Black Death Emperor's spokesperson in this universe. I want you to do something for me."

"Please go ahead." said the clown.

"I want you to use the power of the Black Death Emperor to find the exact location of the White Lantern Beast of Life, the 'Spirit of Existence', in the center of the Earth, and then dig there. This universe needs the power of the White Lantern to fight against the invasion of the Black Death Emperor."

Chen Tao said: "I want to get the Spirit of Existence before the Black Death Emperor, and then use the power of the White Lamp of Life to strengthen everyone. When the Black Death Emperor arrives, I will give him a hard time."

"I refuse," said the Joker.

"I beg you." Chen Tao fought fast and raised his hand to use the charm skill, but the clown didn't fall for it.

"What do you want?" Chen Tao asked.

"What do I want to do? Obviously it's different from what the others want to do." Xiaoke said.

"But first, before we start this conversation, it's better for me to be the only one."

Chen Tao frowned. He immediately felt that the two clowns he had taken into the Metal Spirit were both dead. The clown and the criminal were transformed into black lantern corpses... This was not logical. Chen Tao had clearly asked Zatanna to stop the power of the Dark Lord left in them. It was impossible for them to die so easily.

"Don't think about it. It's not the effect of the light ring at all. It's a very simple poison that takes effect at a fixed time."

Xiaoke looked up at the clock on the wall.

"I calculated the time so that they would be about to die before I came to say that to you."

He spread his hands. "Well, now that I'm the only clown left, I can finally speak."

"That clown, his only purpose is to laugh at the suffering of others, how... mediocre."

Laugher, no, said the Joker.

"As for the old criminal, he has delusions. This grand plan to create a better clown seems like a pipe dream now, doesn't it? A defined clown, a clown with a name and an identity, which destroys every definition of me, so I regret creating him. Or does he regret creating me? Hahahaha!"

The Joker said: "This is not a joke, Batman, there is no ultimate reversal here, unless I decide to stab your heart with a sharp knife. The criminal is wrong, I am chaos, I am a devil, I am nothing and everything to you!"

"It's not the Joker who is broken, it's Batman, and you are whole now. You are no longer broken, you are no longer in pain. You are no longer Batman, and I want to heal you, I want to change everything, and turn you back into the Batman you once were."

"Look, you have no pain anymore. A Batman without pain is incomplete. And if I make your world a devastated place... I can become your greatest pain... me!" He stood up suddenly, with half of his skull face hidden in the shadows, and the other half of his face flashing with the Joker's hope, sacred and hot. Even if Saint Walker was here, he would probably have to admit that the Joker does have hope.

Although this hope is vicious and crazy.

"I will cut you into pieces, I will hurt you, I will keep turning that sharp knife until the day when we die together - hahahaha, hahahaha, ahhahahahahaha!"

Chen Tao was silent, and the most disgusting situation occurred.

The Joker doesn't want anything. He just wants to make Batman suffer with his own hands and become his only biggest pain.

The initiative that led to the invasion of the Black Death Emperor is a window. For the Joker, he keenly discovered that only the universe in front of him can threaten Batman.

Chen Tao knew that no matter what he did, he would not give in.

So Chen Tao...

I just don't believe in evil.

Sizzle, sizzle, sizzle!

The Joker was incontinent and convulsed while sitting on the electric chair. The electric chair was the limit of human pain, but it was useless to the Joker.

Chen Tao whipped the clown with a whip. He tried all kinds of inhumane things like water torture, except for the bloody corporal punishment that even he himself was disgusted by. He tried most of the others.

It's useless. If Chen Tao dares to fight, the clown will dare to show him how good he is.

Later on, Chen Tao stopped beating the other person. This became a reward for him. He knew he had to think of other ways to deal with this pervert.

Chen Tao took out a purple lantern ring and forced the clown to wear it. He wanted to forge a two-headed monster on the clown's body. In this way, he could indirectly drive the clown, the spokesperson of the Black Death Emperor, to help him find the spirit of existence.

Chen Tao failed.

After wearing the Purple Lantern Ring, the Joker's fanatical and twisted love for Batman was greatly strengthened, and his way of expressing his love was to hurt Batman.

"I will be the one who hurts you!!! I will replace the murderer of your parents and become your greatest pain!!!"

Chen Tao slapped the clown who was crazy in love with an expressionless face, then pulled out his purple lantern ring.

Chen Tao sent the ring for disinfection. It was dirty and disgusting.

All in all, his plan failed temporarily. Not only did he fail to make the Joker listen to him, but it made the Joker more determined to make Batman unforgettable.

He...he simply didn't know what to say.

The Joker saw Batman leave the interrogation room for a while again. He came back several times and used many different methods, but he still couldn't convince the Joker.

And this time...

Batman calls in Bane.

After whispering to each other for a while, Batman, followed by Bane, walked back in front of the Joker.

When the Joker saw Bane, he couldn't laugh anymore.

"Oh, it's you." He said, and then the Joker looked at Batman: "What did you bring this big fool here for?"

"Big fool" is indeed a very offensive word for Bane. Chen Tao saw Bane pause for a moment.

Then he sat down as if nothing had happened.

"Don't think you are that important, clown. You can be replaced at any time." Chen Tao shook his head at the clown: "Since you are not willing to help me find the spirit of existence, then I will find someone who is willing to help. If you don't want to do it, there are many people who are willing to do it."

"He doesn't have the power of the Black Death Emperor." The Joker said: "Bane can't help you find the spirit of existence."

"But after I absorb your black light power, I can." Chen Tao said, "You are worthless to me, clown."

Then he turned and waved to Bane, who trotted over to his side and lowered his huge head.

"Tell me, Bane."

Chen Tao called the other person's name and said, "Will you die for me?"

"Always will, Bat."

The Joker had a blank expression.

"Then, take back the power of the Black Death Emperor for me, and then find the Spirit of Existence." Chen Tao said.

"As you command," Baine said.

Chen Tao said: "We will always be together, we will always be close friends, we will fight together, drink together, and enjoy every moment of our lives forever. As for this garbage."

The Joker looked up and saw Batman and Bane standing in a row, looking down at him casually.

It's like looking at an insignificant stone.

"After draining his power, we will send him to see the Black Death Emperor. This boring piece of trash will never appear before our eyes again."

The clown still didn't make any move.

He knew that Batman was deliberately pissing him off, and he didn't think that Darkseid's power could be changed at will. If Batman had the ability to transform Darkseid's spokesperson, then why would he go to so much trouble to persuade him like this?

"I will use the Dark Multiverse Dragon's persona to help you modify reality. This will make me very tired, but as long as I can get rid of this disgusting dog-skin plaster, it will be worth it. Bane, you will be the one who stays by my side."

The clown was almost furious when he heard their shameless words.

But he still knew that this was Batman deliberately trying to provoke him.

Then he saw a large number of metal tentacles extending from Batman's body and then inserted into his body.

Then the Joker was horrified to find that the power of the Dark Lord was beginning to be sucked away from him. How the hell was this possible?

Is it so easy to take away the power of the Black Death Emperor?
He originally thought it was just a scam, he originally thought it was just a fraud by Batman, but when he truly felt the loss of the power of the Black Death in his body, the Joker was afraid.

He yelled at Bain, "Fuck you **************tmd*********your mother******!!!"

But none of this could change the loss of power in his body. The clown was finally scared.

He was not afraid of losing his power, but he was afraid that the method he had thought of before to make Batman unforgettable would not work at all, Batman would bypass his problem, and he would become one of the countless opponents defeated by Batman and have no value in Batman's life.

The Joker could never accept this ending.

"Stop, stop now, I can help you find the Spirit of Existence, damn it, Bane, make him stop!"

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A few minutes later.

"Ugh!" Bane stood at the door of the interrogation room and retched.

"I've never said anything so disgusting in my life. I'm almost sickened to death," he said.

"It's really disgusting to me."

"Thank you for your hard work, thank you for your hard work, thank you for your hard work." Chen Tao said beside him.

Of course, the power of the Black Death Emperor cannot be sucked away at will. Otherwise, what is the point of the Black Death Emperor looking for a spokesperson?
But the Joker is not an expert in using the power of death, and his understanding of the power of death is very superficial.

Bain once provided Chen Tao with information that Anton Arkan, the master of the Black of Decay, had once seized a part of the power of the Black Death Emperor (Note: The foreshadowing in Chapter 403 is recovered, and in Chapter 445, Anton Arkan said "I do hold a part of the power of the Black Death Emperor", repeating the foreshadowing).

Some of this power remained in the Black of Decay, and Bane spent some time collecting the remnants. Then he mixed it with the power of the Black of Decay, and played a trick of inserting it into the Joker's body and then pulling it out, successfully deceiving the Joker who didn't quite understand the difference between the powers of death.

So anyway, now.

It's time to set out in search of the spirit of existence.

(End of this chapter)