What bad thoughts can Batman have?

Chapter 727: Laughing Bat: What the hell is this thing? I've never seen it before. How can I target it?

Hehehe, everything is according to my, the Laughing Bat’s plan.

No one understands planning better than the Laughing Bat.

The Laughing Bat is in the cage not because he was captured accidentally, but because he has calculated everything, and going to jail is part of his plan.

Look, isn’t his Laughing Bat appearing again in all its splendor?
The stupid Monitor was completely manipulated by Mad Laughter. Barbatos had previously asked the Laughing Bat to collect information about the Monitor and capture his body in the hyper-time stream, intending to use this body and the brain sold to Barbatos by the Anti-Monitor to synthesize a super bomb that could destroy the multiverse. (Note: For this bomb, please refer to the end of Dark Nights Metal, where Mad Laughter took it out but was stopped by Batman and the Joker.)
Even though the Laughing Bat always said, "Boss, I'm doing the job you assigned to me" and then created a new folder .jpg for Barbatos, it doesn't mean that the Laughing Bat has never actually attacked the Watcher.

The Watcher lent a helping hand to Laughing Bat at the critical moment, and regarded him as an immune cell that could save the super-time flow. This was not because he was crazy, but because of Laughing Bat's previous efforts to gain favorability!
So everything is in the plan of Laughing, which is absolutely true. There is no luck involved, it is all carefully planned.

As soon as the Laughing Bat escaped, he stabbed the Watcher in the back. Instead of maintaining the balance of the entire super-time stream as the other party had expected, he quickly found a new master for himself.

Thanks to the Earth-15 event and the partial collapse of the hypertime stream, Papetua and the Hand of the Void have been able to tap into more power. But despite this, they still lack an agent who can truly carry out their will in the current timeline to take on the great task of releasing them and enabling them to completely control Barbatos.

And this is the opportunity for the Laughing Bat. Even the needs of the two of them are within the Laughing Bat's plan.

Oh, of course, the Hand of the Void and Papetua also have targets that can be used as agents. Although such targets are not easy to find, they are not limited to the Laughing Bat. The Laughing Bat knows that there are substitutes for his ecological niche, such as Luther in the main universe. Although the Laughing Bat is confident that he can get his position back even if it is taken away, it is better not to go through so much trouble if possible.

(Note: During the Death Metal period, it was Luther who served as Palmer's dog at first, but was later replaced by Crazy Laughter)

So he also prepared a plan. He wanted to carry out dimensionality reduction attacks on his enemies at the level of super time flow and timeline. Hehehe, Kuang Xiao is always one step ahead of others. It has always been like this. His understanding of the plan is unparalleled and no one can match him.

If what he thought was true, Batman Dragon must be busy gathering the remaining members of the Justice League, and he was now racing with him in speed.

Batman Dragon must be faster than him. When the World Forger captured the main universe Superman, this event was immediately reflected in the timeline of Batman Dragon. He learned this information much faster than the Batman Who Laughs. This is an objective factor.

But it doesn’t matter. The Laughing Bat is not greedy. He only needs to attack the few targets he needs to complete his plan.

Once he's dealt with the Justice League members and the Time Trapper, his terrifying plan of laughing maniacally will soon take shape!
The mood of laughing wildly is good.

It is impossible for the Dark Knights sent out to deal with every member of the Justice League to bring back every member. Crazy Laugh knows this very well, but he is not worried that these Dark Knights will fall into the hands of Batman Dragon. Now that the timeline is broken, Batman Dragon is like picking fruits on the edge of a cliff. If he is not careful, the fruits will fall off the cliff. How can he have the mood to put the poisonous snake next to the fruit into his pocket?

This is also part of the Laughing Bat's plan!

The Viper only slowed down Batman, and when it came to the characters that Laughing really wanted, he always did it himself, like the Cyborg he was facing now.

A mere Cyborg, isn't that easy to target? To Crazy Laugh, this idiot is almost the easiest person to target in the entire Justice League. He only needs some viruses to knock him down, as easily as kicking down a straw man.

There is also the Martian Manhunter from Batman Dragon. The Batman Who Laughs is not sure if the other party is afraid of fire, but the Batman Who Laughs always has a plan.

Even if the other party is not afraid of fire, he has a strong enough mental pollution virus.

All in all, no matter what, the current situation is intentional and the advantage is in my hands.

Then he walked out of the passage and saw a big lump.

This piece of meatball is wearing a maid outfit, not only that, but she is also quite open-minded.

"..."

The laughing man fell silent for a moment and even forgot to launch an attack.

Through the dark metal goggles, he saw that his target, Cyborg, seemed to have been mentally controlled and was now inserting his hands between the thighs of the giant maid monster...

Huh?? What is that???
A Brainiac head???

The Laughing Bat had seen a lot of evil things, and he originally thought that he was evil enough.

But this is no longer evil, but somewhat...

Nausea.

Taking advantage of the silence between the laughter, the Martian Hunter swam desperately in the amniotic fluid in the ventriloquist's belly.

He is now racing against speed, production is an established fact and weakness is irreversible.

As long as it is born fast enough, it can be born before the Laughing Bat can react, and then recover some of its combat power, so there may be a chance to turn the battle around!!!

"Strength!"

The petite Martian Manhunter launched into the ventriloquist's amniotic fluid and struggled to get out in a breaststroke position. Cyborg thrust his hands into Brainiac's mouth between the ventriloquist's thighs, stretched his arms to the bottom, grabbed the Martian Manhunter's arms, and pulled them out like a carrot.

If Cyborg could still control himself now, he would definitely want to vomit, but unfortunately he is only conscious now and cannot "pull himself out".

With a bang, in front of the laughter, the Martian Manhunter was born. He quickly urged Cyborg to cut his umbilical cord.

Half of Cyborg's hand turned into a pair of scissors, and with a swipe, it cut off the umbilical cord and the thing between his legs.

Martian Manhunter only felt a pain, but he didn't have time to deal with the problem of cutting a little more in a hurry.

As soon as the umbilical cord was cut, his body immediately swelled up in the wind and turned into a huge normal body in an instant.

The Laughing Bat appeared in front of him like a flash, and the next moment, Cyborg fell down twitching.

Very good, the plan worked. Cyborg had no resistance to the virus splashed by Crazy Laughter.

Then he turned sideways to face the Martian Hunter, who had recovered some of his strength. His fist exploded with a loud bang and swung towards the Laughing Bat's head. Very good, the blazing flames instantly ignited the Martian Hunter, but the opponent's figure only paused slightly, and then he was doing himself in the fire, completely unaffected.

"What a trouble." The Laughing Bat rolled and jumped, and actually avoided the Martian Hunter's attack.

This is almost Batman's basic skill. In "Mortal Body", Darkseid and Martian Manhunter have the same feeling when they saw Batman's physical body avoiding the Omega rays.

It was clearly an ordinary enemy but I couldn't hit him at all. It was like seeing a ghost.

The Laughing Bat used Plan 2, and in an instant, his mind was forcibly connected to the Martian Manhunter's mind through the dark goggles.

The Laughing Bat intends to use his own crazy thoughts to directly infect telepaths like the Martian Manhunter. This crazy thought is a severe poison to any user of psychic abilities, and the metal of the dark multiverse can ensure that the other party cannot break the connection with him.

Just use your own thoughts to pollute...

Like the Joker, the Batman's mind is like a huge, jumping, chaotic circus, but compared to the Joker's simple chaos, this circus is full of a military-like disciplined aggressiveness.

then……

The chaotic circus broke into a group of pregnant middle-aged white male and female servants.

What is this mess?

The Laughing Bat had never seen such a chaotic inner world. All kinds of weird tentacles and flesh balls grew on these monsters wearing maid costumes. As soon as the Laughing Bat's consciousness deepened, he saw a little old maid suddenly take off her top, revealing a fat body that looked like a balloon, with wrinkles and gangsters all over the body and two black hairs, and then...

He suddenly shook his body, and then all the fat gathered on his stomach in just half a second, and then turned into a ball of meat, rolling up over his chest, abdomen and cheeks and directly falling off his buttocks. The super fat guy immediately turned into a handsome man with eight-pack abs in a maid outfit.

Then the muscular handsome man stood up and shouted:

"Oh my, I'm so scared!"

The whole scene was filled with nonsense and chaos, with the bouncing circus rushing left and right, as if nothing could pollute it.

The Laughing Bat was forced to break away. He looked at the unharmed Martian Manhunter, and a question mark slowly appeared on his head.

The evil Batman Dragon has subjected all of his teammates to evil body modifications. Now they have been modified into completely different beings than before, causing most of the methods used by the Batman Who Laughs against the Justice League members to become ineffective against Batman Dragon's Justice League.

The Laughing Bat was no fool. When he saw the ventriloquist maid mother gasping for breath after giving birth next to him, he realized how he had fallen into this strange state.

The other party in fact formed the ventriloquist and the Martian Manhunter into a fused creature on the mental level. The ventriloquist's mental ability, coupled with his mental illness, became an invincible mental barrier for the Martian Manhunter. It is basically impossible to break through such a mental defense.

If he were given time, maybe he could do it, but obviously not now.

The Laughing Bat no longer wasted time. Originally, he had intended to use targeted means to end the battle quickly, but now he could only use this last method.

He dodged the Martian Hunter's attack by moving his hind legs, and then slapped his universal belt. In an instant, a little elf with pink lightning flashing all over its body jumped out of it.

This is a weapon from King Robin's universal belt, an imprisoned Thing, a five-dimensional creature, equivalent to a weakened version of Bat-Mite or Troublemaker. In the main universe, this Thing obeys the orders of the superhero "Johnny Thunderbolt" and has made great achievements in the superhero team Justice Society.

But now, part of this elf's power was captured by King Robin in the dark multiverse, and finally fell into the hands of the Laughing Bat and became his tool.

The reason why we don't say slaves is because of the important characteristics of the Thunderbolt Elf:
This guy has no self-awareness and basically does whatever he is told to do.

Correspondingly, when you give him orders, you must be more specific, otherwise this fool may not understand what you are going to do.

"Tie up the Martian Manhunter alive." The Laughing Bat gave the order to the Sprite.

The next moment, Martian Manhunter found himself behind a coffee table with small cakes and snacks on it.

Isn't this a perfect match for afternoon tea? Even in the dark multiverse, the Thunderbolt Elf is still a kind-hearted five-dimensional elf. He will instinctively play and think about his master's orders in a better and friendlier direction. Crazy Laugh realized that he needed to give the other party a modifier in order to give him the power of forced attack.

"No, I want you to restrain the whole person completely!" The Laughing Bat revised his order, and then he added: "Use the best restraint method you can think of to restrain it."

Then the Martian Manhunter was tied to a bunch of balloons in a very weird position, along with the ventriloquist next to him. Half of his head was forcibly stuffed into the lower body of the ventriloquist. In the eyes of the Pokemon, the ventriloquist and the Martian Manhunter were exactly the same person. So his master wanted to tie him to the balloons, so they had to be tied together.

I request forced restraint, and the best way is to make the Martian Hunter go back to where he came out from. This is the best way to restrain him.

So the Martian Manhunter returned home unfortunately, but he struggled desperately, and with a vomiting sound from the ventriloquist Brainiac's head, he came out again.

The Laughing Bat was almost numb from watching it.

Obviously this is why he doesn't want to use the Pokemon unless it is necessary. These fifth-dimensional creatures are completely different from fourth-dimensional creatures in many ways of thinking.

"I require you to put him in a huge cage. This cage is extremely tough and absolutely cannot be broken through..."

After several revisions, the Martian Manhunter was finally put into the cage as he wished.

The Laughing Bat let out a breath, but the next second he saw the space next to him open up, and a centipede Flash with many legs ran towards him, chasing another Flash.

Laughing wildly: “?”

What the hell is this?

(End of this chapter)