What bad thoughts can Batman have?

Chapter 729: Laughing Bat, You Are Very Ugly
When the blade pierced his back, the Laughing Bat thought a lot in an instant.

All those things he had neglected, one by one, emerged in his mind like reflections, but no matter where he examined his actions, he never saw any omissions in them.

The Laughing Bat's plan includes all possible and non-possible situations. No matter how things change, he is capable of responding.

But the person in front of him was still enough to make him feel a little surprised.

Someone who shouldn't appear in front of the Laughing Bat.

Or……

Dead person.

"What... a killing machine?"

The Laughing Bat looked in amazement at the enemy whose hands behind his back transformed into sharp metal blades and pierced into his back.

He thought it might be Batman's dragon, or Barbatos, or even that the World Forger had returned and given him a huge surprise.

The Laughing Bat thought of everyone. He made plans one after another for possible interference, but -

No way, these plans are aimed at killing machines?
What kind of jerk is this guy? Bruce the Batman combined with Cyborg in the dark multiverse? It's hilarious. He drives the so-called Alfred Protocol every day and talks to his imaginary Alfred's mother.

Compared to other characters who can be said to be useful tools, Killing Machine is the mama's boy in Batman. He lacks talent and creativity. The Batman Who Laughs has never looked up to his colleagues in the Dark Knights - especially Killing Machine.

The Laughing Bat never took a liking to him when he was jumping around trying to make his presence felt in front of Barbatos, and then foolishly enough intended to compete for the leadership of the Dark Knights.

He didn't even bother to spend any energy to dispel his stupid delusions, and everything he did was of no use to Crazy Laughter.

If a child shakes his fist at an adult with all his might, the adult will at best try to stop the behavior or think it's a bit fun and start fighting with him.

But if an ant charged towards the tracks of a tank, what response would you expect from the tank?

Crazy Laugh has always been paying attention to the characters that are truly worth noting and planning things that are worth his energy.

He never thought that the killing machine would appear in a key position and become the object that might cause trouble for him in his plan! In his plan, this position should be Batman Dragon, or other more powerful characters!

Do you deserve it?

"Who ordered you to do this?" He immediately grabbed the blade that was sticking out of his chest. The killing machine was even consciously targeting him. Is this the killing machine's consciousness? How could he do this?
The power of the Metal Spirit began to spread from the blade toward his flesh, trying to transform the Laughing Bat's body into a pure metal structure.

The Laughing Bat felt a shining silver light spreading across his chest. This was essentially a magical force, and the killing machine was even aware that it was using magical power against him. Every Batman was not good at dealing with magic, and even for the Laughing Bat, this law was somewhat universal.

He hates magic as much as every Batman does - if he gets the chance, he'll even kill the wizards, if they're no longer useful to him. When he's useful, the Batman Who Laughs is as friendly to consumables as usual.

(Note: In death metal, the useless Bat Mage was really killed by the laughter)
"You think you found my weakness? Not bad."

The dark matter energy quickly pushed back into the bright colors of the metals. The Laughing Bat turned his head and glanced at the killing machines with disdain, even though the metal tentacles extending from the killing machines had tied up his entire body.

"Okay, interesting surprise, tell me. Who ordered you to do this, and who is my real opponent in this game?"

A flash of pink lightning flashed, and the metal tentacles wrapped around his body disappeared into thin air.

He laughed wildly and lowered his head, seeing that the wound on his chest was slowly healing, but some of the bright metal color still remained on it. It was not eliminated quickly, but it was ultimately a matter of time.

The timing of this sneak attack was very good. He was one step ahead of him in changing the timeline of the main universe, and even thought of a good way to restore the [Flash Point] that had appeared in the super time stream a long time ago.

"This is absolutely not something you can do, Killing Machine. I don't mean to underestimate you, but I recruited you. I know you all very well."

The Laughing Bat said.

As long as a timeline has once appeared in the super-time stream, it will be easier to restore it than to create a new one out of thin air.

(Note: For example, although the Flashpoint timeline was erased, Flashpoint Beyond still happened)

"I'm sorry, Laughing Bat, but it looks like I am your real opponent." Killing Machine didn't seem surprised to see Laughing Bat escape.

He restored the half of his hand that had turned into a sharp blade to its original shape, then stepped back slightly and looked at his enemy leisurely.

"You are too proud, Laughing Bat, you never thought that someone would act independently of your ideas."

The Laughing Bat didn't say anything. He was checking the metal spirits injected into his body to see if they contained any other powers or killing moves.

Regardless of whether there is someone else behind the killing machine - the Laughing Bat is inclined to believe that there is, but Laughing Bat does not believe that his enemy is simply using the Metal Spirit to stab him painlessly, especially with such a good opportunity.

If it was Kuangxiao who did the thing himself, he would definitely try to kill himself, or at least seriously injure himself.

Wait, is it possible that the other party is planning to use me to do something?
These were all the thoughts that the Laughing Bat had in his mind in a flash, but he remained calm.

He checked himself, but it seemed that it was just a simple metal spirit and there was no other problem.

Kuang Xiao's heart sank, this meant that he couldn't detect it, but how was this possible?

If the enemy he faced was really strong enough to come up with a backup plan that he couldn't detect, or more precisely, couldn't detect any abnormality at all, the Laughing Bat meant that -

Then his ability level should be so high that the Laughing Bat cannot reach it, at least the World Forger or Papetua who came down from the wall completely. But you have such strong power, is it necessary to use such roundabout means?
Among the many thoughts that came to his mind, Kuangxiao even considered the possibility that the other party was simply trying to scare him and then achieve some purpose of his own, but this thought only appeared for a moment and then disappeared without a trace.

Are you kidding me?

"Let's make a deal, Laughing Bat." Then he heard the killing machine in front of him say, "How about exchanging [the future]?"

"Huh? Interesting way of putting it." The Laughing Bat let the Thunder Pokémons surround him, showing that he was not in a hurry to take action.

On the other side of him, the main universe Flash, whose whole body was covered with stretched limbs, and even the Red Death and the Allied Flash were trapped in the same body, twitching all over.

Then, those extra limbs, the Red Death and the body of another Flash were all integrated into his body under the influence of the speed force, making him completely like a normal Flash.

The Laughing Bat sat down lazily, and the five-dimensional Thunder Elf created a seat out of thin air on the ground, making the Laughing Bat feel comfortable.

He looked completely non-aggressive, and the next moment, the completely controlled Flash of the main universe flashed and appeared behind the killing machine, attacking him with his supersonic hand knife and the lightning of the five-dimensional Thunderbolt Elf, but then all this...

No response?
"what can I do for you?"

The Laughing Bat sees Alfred's cybernetic ghost appear next to the Prime Universe Flash and the Sprites.

Alfred was wearing his classic butler uniform, his bald hair flying, and half a towel and cake draped over him.

He grabbed the neck of the fast-running Flash of the main universe with one hand, and used the other hand to disperse the lightning released by the five-dimensional elf towards the head of the killing machine.

Are you kidding me? When did the Alfred Protocol become so powerful?
In an instant, the Flash from the main universe came back and stood behind the Batman Who Laughs.

The attack died down.

The Laughing Bat originally wanted to use this attack to test the opponent's strength. If the opponent couldn't block it, that would be the best. But if he did...

He felt that the other party would definitely release some information in this confrontation. Where does its power come from? The Monitor Anti-Monitor, the World Forger, or the Batman Dragon?
But no, there was no evidence to prove it. The Laughing Bat had realized that the other party had the ability to come and go freely in front of him, and he was forced to sit down and talk to the other party...

The thought that the other party must have done something to him was like a thorn in his side. On the other hand, he also wanted to know...

"What do you want in exchange?"

"Observer." Killing Machine said simply, "This is a good deal, right?"

The Monitor is not like the Anti-Monitor. He experienced repeated death and rebirth in the downstream of the super-time flow, and in the end only a brain was left, not even a living body.

Since the Crisis on Infinite Earths, the Monitors have experienced a lot of history, including becoming a race and then changing back again, including the Monitor Council and other messy things, but fortunately, he still occupies a body in the current timeline of the super time stream.

No matter how weak or fragile this body is, it is still a usable body.

Barbatos once planned to capture this body, and then use the astral brain he exchanged from the Anti-Monitor to directly synthesize a multiverse-level super bomb as the final trump card for his plan to invade the main universe. Of course, the bomb did not explode in the end, and was stopped by Batman and the Joker.

However, due to the intervention of Batman Dragon which caused so many incidents, as well as the Batman Who Laughs' usual procrastination, the Batman Who Laughs had not yet had time to capture the Monitor here at Barbatos and had to go through the resignation procedures directly. The funds (referring to dark matter energy) and procedures (referring to other support provided) that Barbatos had previously given to the Batman Who Laughs were all wasted.

It is really difficult for the black-hearted worker, the Bat Light of Laughing, to receive funds but do not do any work, and to draw PPTs (give intelligence) to Barbatos every day to prove that solving the problem is really difficult.

But now the killing machine in front of him seemed to see through the tricks of the Laughing Bat in an instant, and he said in a very affirmative tone:
"You already had the Watcher in your hands, didn't you? You just didn't give it to Barbatos."

Killing Machine says:
"Excuse me, you are ugly."

Even though what he said seemed to be a bit irrelevant, and he went from speaking nicely to attacking his appearance, the Laughing Bat did not get angry.

He just listened indifferently.

"A bloody mouth that's split to the roots of your ears, a dog collar on your head, plus your evil actions, and a Robin that always crawls around you - maybe you won't bring the Robin with you when you meet the monitor, but that won't change your image much."

The Laughing Bat said nothing.

Killing Machine concluded: "You don't look like a good person at first glance, but rather a super villain. With your appearance, the Monitor must be crazy to think that you are a superhero who can save the entire multiverse, so he would lend you his power, and even almost bet on you, hoping that you can save the entire multiverse."

Killing Machine said: "You betrayed him mercilessly. Not only did you take the energy but you also intended to hurt him, even though you couldn't succeed."

He said: "But the monitor's trust in you is still too abnormal. Normal people would not trust others so much, let alone the monitor. You must have stolen his trust in some way. Obviously..."

"When I captured the Monitor's body downstream, I did not sell him out to Barbatos, thus gaining the Monitor's trust. I used sweet words to make him think that I was Batman who was persecuted by Barbatos and forced to work for him, a man with justice in his heart," said Bruce the Laughing Bat.

He could no longer sit still. He stood up and clapped softly. "Excellent reasoning, correct answer, and you planned all this based on a guess? Oh, metal head, Bruce, I'll assume this is what you did."

He said, "But what makes you think you have something to exchange with me? What makes you think you have something that can threaten me and get the Monitor from me?"

"Just because you need Cyborg."

"what?"

The Laughing Bat was stunned for a moment.

"Cyborg is in your hand? Are you talking about…?"

The first thing he wanted to do was to check the steel skeleton that he had hidden in the space opened up by the fifth-dimensional divine power, but in an instant he found that the other party had disappeared without a trace.

"Mother Box. The Bat Who Laughs. You were just mocking me as Batman fused with Cyborg. Have you forgotten? No one knows Cyborg better than me, not even you."

"I just stole the Cyborg from you. There's a missing link in your plan."

"so now……"

"Let's talk about cooperation."

(End of this chapter)