Daming talker

Chapter 207 Word Count Is King?
Regardless of the surface form of the general literati gathering, under normal circumstances, the general process should be as follows.

When a work comes out, everyone makes lively comments on the status of the other party, mostly flattering, or making some innocuous comments, and then the next one sings in harmony.

In addition, there is a special person in charge of transcribing, which is circulated slowly during the meeting for the attendees to savor carefully.

Afterwards, the poems were organized into collections, and those who were capable were published and published to expand their influence, and those who were not capable of privately transcribed and collected as a souvenir.

This is why the mixed literary world also needs someone to lead it. If there is no one to lead it, it is useless to break into the Yaji.

Just like the current Lin Tailai, who boarded the ship and even boarded the third deck, and published his works under the name of presenting poems to Hai Rui, which can be described as exhausted.

But so what?No one cheered, collectively ignored.

Even if someone jumps out to criticize and belittle, it is better than being treated coldly like this.

The leader Wang Lao has grasped the essence of the struggle with Lin Tailai. Compared with quarreling, the more powerful weapon is silence. Of course, it is mainly because of "argument".

Lin Tailai could only take the initiative to attack, and went directly to the old leader Wang Shizhen, and asked with murderous intent: "What do you think of the next poem?"

As long as you dare to say a word that is not good, you will have ten times the firepower to return it, unless you are pretending to be deaf.

Wang Shizhen seemed to have predicted Lin Tailai's behavior long ago, turned to Hai Rui calmly, and asked in the same way, "What do Da Zhongcheng think of this poem?"

Since this poem is said to be dedicated to Hai Rui, let Hai Rui do the talking.

Hai Rui didn't give face to the lyricist, so he answered, "This is a pretentious and concocted work made to please the lyricist."

Lin Tailai: "."

I have never seen such a tiresome tool person like Hai Rui, so why can't I say a few words that are in line with the world!

This poem is a compliment to you, so can't you happily accept your compliments?
Wang Shizhen lowered his head and chuckled a few times. If Hai Rui didn't answer like that, it wouldn't be Hai Rui.

Immediately, there were a few bursts of laughter around, echoing on the upper boat.

Lin Tailai said to Hai Rui a little angrily: "At any rate, I have worked so hard to rescue the boss from the crisis.

If you don't say how to repay your kindness, you should at least have a few kind words, right? "

Normally, Lin Tailai would never dare to talk to Hai Rui in such a presumptuous manner, but tonight is special.

After all, with the "life-saving grace" in hand, Hai Qingtian won't really do anything to himself!
Hai Rui was unmoved, and replied: "One is two, two is two, flattery is flattery, and has nothing to do with saving lives.

If you feel that it is not worth saving, this hospital will return this life to you.

If, because of the grace of saving lives, you let this court do something that is not good for your conduct, then absolutely not. "

In fact, objectively speaking, this word still has merits, and its standard is above the level of daily entertainment.

But because he was praised in it, Hai Rui would never say good things about this word, on the contrary, he would try his best to belittle it.

At this time, Lin Tailai felt aggrieved like a child weighing more than 200 kilograms, and said to Hai Qingtian angrily:

"If my lord really thinks this Mid-autumn poem is useless, then please write a better Mid-autumn poem so that I can open my eyes!
Now that you are sitting in the seat of the Yaji, the boss should not hide it. "

Hai Rui snorted coldly, you, Lin Tailai, are deliberately embarrassing this hospital!

It's okay to ask him to write political papers, but not poetry, because he doesn't have the gene of such romanticism in his bones.

It is about the level of "the sun is turning yellow on the top of the mountain, and the trees on the river are turning green".

At this moment, Lin Tailai did not continue to persuade Hai Rui, but turned to the crowd, raised his arms and shouted: "Let's invite Hai Zhongcheng to play a song!"

After everyone was stunned for a moment, they suddenly shouted in high spirits: "Come one! Come one!"

After all, it was Hai Rui, and there were not many opportunities to make fun of Hai Rui in an open and honest manner!

Besides, among those present, Hai Rui had the highest political status, so it was only natural for Hai Rui to play a song first.

If the poems written by Hai Rui, an upright official who is destined to be famous in history, are not very good, it will be more fun-perhaps what everyone is most looking forward to is actually this.

Even the old alliance leader Wang Shizhen himself almost waved and booed, but forcibly held back.

He was very sensitive to it, why did Lin Tailai lead the rhythm without knowing it?I am the host of Yaji!

But at this time, everyone's interest has already risen, and under the unanimous call, it is not easy for him, the old alliance leader, to forcefully stand up and spoil everyone's interest.

A successful Gathering must not be disappointed when everyone is in high spirits.

And if Hai Rui, who never pays for banquets and singing, can write poems, then wouldn't this gathering have a very special meaning?

The well-informed host of Yaji, the old leader, couldn't stand this temptation, and decided to wait and see.

It's just that Hai Rui's complexion turned darker. His mood at this time is roughly equivalent to the embarrassing feeling of being forced to sing in public at a party four or five hundred years later when a person with tone deafness and unwillingness to make a fool of himself is forced to sing in public.

But in this world, there will never be a shortage of righteous men.

Everyone flirted with Hai Qingtian like this, and immediately some people couldn't stand it anymore, stood up and said impassionedly: "I am willing to draft for Hai Zhongcheng!"

And it was not just one person who stood up, but two.

Lin Tai looked around, and one of them he knew was Wei Yunzhen, the backbone of the Qingliu faction, who was listed as one of the three direct ministers of Nanjing along with Li Sancai and Zou Yuanbiao.

Before the township examination, when Lin Tailai, as a sweeper, was arguing with Gu Xiancheng about the Spring and Autumn Classics, Wei Yunzhen was there to protect Gu Xiancheng, so he knew each other.

As for why Wei Yunzhen, the backbone of Qingliu, appeared in the literary conference dominated by the retro faction, Lin Tailai was not surprised.

Because Wei Yunzhen has a younger brother named Wei Yunzhong, who is one of the five sons of the previous sect of the retro sect, so Wei Yunzhen can be regarded as a peripheral force of the retro sect, and the literary world is inextricably linked.

Regarding Wei Yunzhen, in fact, he may not be particularly famous in history, but he has a famous son named Wei Guangwei, who is also a figure that can never be avoided in the history of party struggles in the late Ming Dynasty.

The other person who stood up was relatively young, he seemed to be in his early 20s, not to mention Lin Tailai, many people at the banquet did not know this young man.

The young man did not have the bearing of a child of a big family, he bowed to everyone without being humble or overbearing, and introduced himself: "Wansheng Tongcheng Ruan Zihua."

Immediately someone exclaimed: "It turns out that the son of the famous Ruan family in Tongcheng! Could it be that your father was the governor of Zhejiang, Fujian and Ruan during the Jiajing period?"

Ruan Zihua replied, "Exactly."

Lin Tailai was a little speechless when he heard the young man self-reported his family name. It is true that Tongcheng of Anqing Prefecture now belongs to Nanzhili.

It was from this Ruan family that a famous person named Ruan Dacheng came out. If you guessed correctly, Ruan Dacheng should be the grandson or nephew of this Ruan Zihua.

So the current situation is that Wei Guangwei's father and Ruan Dacheng's grandfather stepped forward and wanted to write poems for Hai Rui Hai Qingtian?

This sense of absurdity can only be felt by time travelers.

For the sake of Hai Qingtian's reputation, Mr. Lin decided to stand up bravely and prevent such absurd things from happening.

"As I said, I am the only one who understands Hai Zhongcheng the most, so it is up to me to do the drafting!" Lin Tailai, who has no seat so far, stood by the railing and said proudly to everyone.

Those who knew Lin Tailai better suddenly realized that it was definitely intentional for Lin Tailai to get Hai Rui to write poems in a fit of anger just now, perhaps not for this purpose!
Seeing Lin Tailai approaching Hai Rui again, he asked, "If the elder is inconvenient, I will do it for you. What do you think of me?"

Hai Rui did not respond to Lin Tailai's request, but instead looked at Wei Yunzhen and asked, "You are the one who directly admonished the emperor and banned the imperial examination privileges of Zaifu's children?"

Wei Yunzhen replied respectfully: "Exactly."

Hai Rui appreciated this very much, and decided to give him the chance, nodded and said, "Then, it's up to you."

"Wait!" Lin Tailai yelled to Hai Rui: "I have saved my boss today. I don't want to repay you, but I just want to write Mid-Autumn Festival poems for you, isn't it okay?"

Hai Rui: "."

The subtext is, if you don't even give this opportunity that does not involve principled issues, what is the difference between you and an ungrateful beast?
Official Lin stopped pretending, and said everything on the bright side.

It is impossible for a person like Hai Rui to become his own person. There is no need to win over people's hearts, just kidnap morally!

Hai Qingtian had no choice but to point at Lin Tai and say, "Then you come!"

The old alliance leader Wang has been "waiting and watching", when he came to this point, he suddenly realized that the situation might be a little out of control?

At the beginning, he predicted Hai Rui, and Lin Tailai also predicted Hai Rui, and even predicted Hai Rui's next steps!
But there is still a chance, no matter what poems Lin Tailai writes, they will be dealt with coldly just like before!

As for things like "in the face of absolute power, any conspiracy is useless", that is even more impossible!

After the Song Dynasty, there will no longer be an absolutely outstanding Mid-Autumn Festival poem that lasted for hundreds of years, and neither can Lin Tailai.

Lin Tailai seemed to be afraid that Hai Rui would regret it, so he hurriedly said, "I'm writing this lyric, the drum and flute are slow, and the name of the ci is Mid-Autumn Night!"

Then he recited in one breath: "Like a pair of flower slaves playing, first awaken Chang'e Guidian, play a new song in neon clothes, the pipa strings are turning, and the singing and singing are bright and the ears are soft and Wu Yin is soft."

During the banquet, everyone was speechless. Although they were not allowed to comment on Lin Tailai's poems due to the old leader's ban, they were madly complaining in their hearts.

This poem is full of scenes of Yingying, Yanyan, orchestra singing and dancing, and celebrating the Mid-Autumn Festival with drunkenness and dreams. It is really nonsense with your eyes open!

Tonight's Yaji is so plain, how can there be the scene mentioned in the lyrics?Creation is not nonsense, it cannot be divorced from reality!

Only Wang Shizhen, the old leader who was very sensitive to Lin Tailai, felt uneasy and had a faint feeling of something bad.

"It's just nonsense!" Hai Rui Hai Qingtian was furious, got up and brushed his sleeves, and was about to leave the table!

You, Lin Tai, were asked to draft Mid-Autumn Festival poems, but what kind of nonsense are yours?

Can words such as "Shuangrui Huanu fuck", "New song in neon clothes", and "Wu Yin is soft" be used for Hai Rui?

Lin Tailai quickly asked: "What? Are you dissatisfied, my lord? Just tell me if you are not satisfied. How do I know you are dissatisfied if you don't tell me?

Sit down, my lord, I will correct it next time, and there is another song "Shui Tiao Ge Tou"! "

Then Lin Tailai recited the last chapter: "The autumn moon is suddenly bright, and the shoes are all over the mountain. Looking at the lights and pavilions from a distance, thousands of little stars are hanging.

The king and grandson of the team chased each other, sitting around the singing and dancing girls, and the crowd watched the circle.There is only a sad autumn guest, with white eyes facing the blue sky. "

Everyone is an old connoisseur. The first half of many Mid-Autumn Festival poems are mainly about scenery, and the second half begins to express emotions. This one seems to be no exception.

Then I heard Xiayu said: "Eternal things, a dream, always pitiful. Whether the bright moon in Wu Palace is there or not, how many years will it rise and fall.

There are infinite rich families and beautiful households, and there are also cottages with bamboo fences, which are as complete as a bright soul.Don't wait for Yu Xiaoche, I want to lie on a fishing boat. "

After listening to it, everyone felt that the first beauty of this poem is that the perspective of the scene is drawn very far, as if a bystander is calmly watching the Mid-Autumn Festival from a distance.

The second wonderful point is that from this kind of macro perspective, the sigh of the rise and fall of the ages is naturally drawn out, and the pattern suddenly rises.

This Mid-autumn poem is definitely not comparable to the masterpieces of the Song people, but the artistic conception is enough to overwhelm the people present, and the works they prepared are obviously inferior.

How could an eighteen or nineteen-year-old boy riding a horse write such an artistic conception.

Lin Tailai asked Hai Rui with a little satisfaction: "How is this article written for the boss?"

Hai Rui's face twitched. He really didn't want to say good things about Lin Tailai, so he said, "It's empty, forcefully create an artistic conception."

Lin Tailai patted his thigh without hesitation, "It's okay, there's more! Listen to my song "Nian Nujiao·Mid-Autumn Ci for Gangfeng Haigong"!"

Wang Shizhen's old leader felt a "thump" in his heart, and it was another very long poem!

Lin Tailai, the bastard, all the Ci Pai used today are long novels, and none of them are less than a hundred or so!
Not to mention four-sentence quatrains, not even eight-sentence verses!

Each article takes a long time, how long is the total time for the collection?

If there are ten articles or eight articles of this length, everyone else will be the audience!
Lin Tailai has already recited a new poem, Shangyu: "At the beginning of a round, the universe is full of autumn colors, and half is divided equally. The fog gathers and the clouds collect countless, and the stars are scattered.

Yuyu soars high, the Milky Way is clear and shallow, floating and falling without bounds.Guanshan is thousands of miles away, and it is as bright as Qiongbi. "

Everyone has nothing to say about this. The Shangyu is still about the scenery, and the scenery of the Mid-Autumn Night is written with these tricks.

I heard this article again and said: "It's a pity that when the beautiful scenery is good, I have fallen asleep early, and many eunuchs in Handan. I will give it to you all night in autumn, so that I can watch it alone.

Gu Ying lingers, thinking of Yuan Hong's farewell boat, who will accompany him tonight.A few bagpipes, blowing on the bank of Wuding Bridge. "

Sure enough, the play is in the second half, which is interesting.

From it, I heard the ridicule of the current ruler, the worry about the hidden crisis in the prosperous age, and the resentment of being underappreciated.

Again, Lin Tailai's words are not as good as Song people's, but they are much better than them.

Lin Tailai said loudly to Hai Rui: "This article expresses worries about current affairs, but it is completely tailored according to your taste, my lord! Just say it's okay!"

Hai Rui: "."

He didn't know how to answer. He felt that the poem was pretty good, but he didn't want to admit that Lin Tailai wrote it well.

Lin Tailai didn't wait for Hai Rui's answer, he patted his thigh again, and said stubbornly: "It seems that the boss is still not satisfied?

But it doesn't matter, I still have a lot here!Each article is a long sentence, and it must be written until the boss is satisfied! "

The old alliance leader Wang Shizhen finally realized that what Lin Tailai did was to use absolute power to suppress the conspiracy.

It's just that this "absolute power" does not refer to the absolute quality of the poems, but the number of articles and words!
Raise high the banner of Hai Rui, and then flood it with floods to occupy Yaji.

Listening to Lin Tailai's eloquent words, Wang Laozhu looked at the quatrains he had prepared in advance, and couldn't help falling into self-doubt. Is the number of words the king?

　This kind of literary play is the most thought-consuming, every time I have to think about new plots, I am asking for the last monthly pass of this month! ! !
　　
　
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