Daming talker

Chapter 28
The school secretary's office is located in Shangtang, and the residence of Bai Zhuangyuan in Suzhou Huaguo Bang is near Hongqiao, not far from each other.

Lin Tailai only walked for a while, and saw the gate of "Tianxiang" with the front, and the white wall beside it had a patch of potholes, which seemed to have been scraped a layer.

It's just that at the moment, there is a person lying in the doorway of the "Tianxiang" gate.

Looking closer, this person is wearing a colorful robe, a red hat on his head, and a mask that looks like a clay statue on his face. His beard and temples are all white, and he is holding a wine gourd in his hand. .

The above clothing is considered ordinary, and it is not worthy of Dr. Lin's fuss.

But the old man was still wearing a pair of straw sandals, which made Dr. Lin feel like a peerless master!

A row of thugs in the courtyard were watching, but they didn't dare to go up to touch the old man who was still lying down and drinking.

As for the followers brought by the old man, they were all knocked down and thrown out.

"Younger than senior! Younger than senior!" Feng Shike stood outside the gate and called twice to the old man in colorful clothes.

When the old man in Caiyi heard it, he turned over and got up, and leaned against the door wall in a drunken state, half lying and half sitting, and replied casually, "Second Master Feng came to Suzhou again to throw coins?"

Feng Shike: "."

Lin Tailai finally understood why, in history, after Zhang Youyu died, no one gave him a serious biography, and no one organized his works.

After taking a few deep breaths, Feng Shike turned his head and said to Lin Tailai: "Please go and make Senior Young Yu sober, but don't hurt anyone."

Lin Tailai was too tall, so he squatted down beside Zhang Youyu, looked down and said, "Old man, I heard that you are very good in the literary world, right?"

Zhang Youyu squinted through the mask and replied, "Why? Do you want to try and gain some fame on this old man?"

Lin Tailai: "."

This old man acted insanely, but he was very transparent.

Dr. Lin decided to change the method, pointing at the thugs in the courtyard, he said, "You don't have the strength to beat people, you can only lie here, and you are a celebrity in the literary world?"

Zhang Youyu said disdainfully: "Pretending to be strange and shocking, it's all left over from the old man's play!"

Lin Tailai squatted on the stone slab in the doorway, reached out and snatched the wine gourd, and crushed it hard with a "click".

Although Zhang Youyu was wearing a mask and couldn't see his face, his beard visibly trembled a few times.

Lin Tailai threw the fragments on the ground, "The mixed literary world really needs strength, but."

Then he said proudly: "Those who learn from me live, those who imitate me die! I heard that you want to imitate me today?"

Zhang Youyu was shocked immediately, "So you are the county government secretary who dared to break the rules and sell poems by force!"

Dr. Lin laughed and said, "But I'm not lying at the gate."

Zhang Youyu finally felt that the old face was a bit unbearable, and he got up and wanted to leave, but Dr. Lin held his shoulder firmly, and he couldn't move for a while.

Dr. Lin said with practical actions that what he said just now is correct, only strength can make a difference in the literary world.

I also saw Dr. Lin holding the old man's shoulders with his big palms, and said politely: "I have long admired my father's name in my late life, and today I finally get to know Jing. I hope to get a lesson or two. I will not regret it in this life!"

Zhang Youyu has never seen such a humble and polite young man. Is this not paying attention to consensuality at all, trying to make a name for himself?
For a moment, Mr. Zhang was also in a daze. There seemed to be no difference between himself and the three famous prostitutes who were beaten?
Then he looked at Feng Shike, his eyes behind the mask issued a signal for help.

Master Feng Er, who wanted to see a joke, covered his sleeves with his hands, looked up at the sky, admiring the word "Tianxiang" on the forehead, as if he hadn't received the distress signal.

Zhang Youyu was forced to open the business, so he said: "Let me see how talented you are, come to the correct sentence! One word, red!"

Without even thinking about it, Lin Tailai directly said one of the most common antithesis: "Green!"

"Safflower." Zhang Youyu added the word again, it was still a very common word.

From the wording used, it can be seen that Mr. Zhang is just fooling around with the words that the child learned, and he doesn't intend to give Dr. Lin a chance to shine.

It might even be a secret mockery, Lin Tailai is just a fool.

With such a simple word, Lin Tailai still didn't need to think about it, and just got it right: "Green leaf!"

"Too vulgar!" Zhang Youyu said contemptuously.

So Lin Tailai said again: "Green tree!"

Zhang Youyu sneered and sarcastically said: "It's still too vulgar! With your level, you still want to hit the literary world?"

Lin Tailai couldn't bear it anymore, and finally liberated his nature, and answered one of the unconventional ones: "Cuckold!"

Zhang Youyu hesitated for a moment, then forced a smile and said, "Safflowers versus green hats, that's what makes it interesting!"

Feng Shike, who was watching the fun, interjected, "Can this be considered neat?"

On the contrary, Zhang Youyu explained for Dr. Lin: "Look at the family of the peddler, do you often use flowers to describe beauties? For example, the oiran lady, or the list of famous flowers.

But at the same time, there are also men in the Xingyuan family, who are called Gui Nu Wang Ba or something like that.

At that time, Emperor Taizu Gao ordered that people of this generation must wear green turbans to distinguish them from Liangjiazi.

So this is called a green hat. Compared with Honghua, who is also a member of the academy, what's wrong with it? "

Feng Shike subconsciously nodded slightly. In this way, is it really neat?

Zhang Youyu caught a glimpse of Feng Shike who was nodding slightly, and said another sentence: "I was interrupted just now, so start over! The last sentence was lightly."

Lin Tailai thought about it carefully, if he said "heavy", he was afraid that he would be ridiculed as vulgar again, so he changed the word to say "thin".

"Gently." Zhang Youyu added a word.

Lin Tai came to think, the point might be the point of rain, so he made a prediction in this direction, and forcibly got it right: "Blow carefully."

If the following is "rain lightly", then "blow gently to the wind", there is nothing wrong with it!
"Gently tap the pig's head!" Zhang Youyu added the words unreasonably, pointing at Feng Shike and jokingly said that it was revenge for the fruitless call for help just now.

Lin Tailai replied subconsciously: "Blow carefully, blow carefully. Fengxiao!"

Zhang Youyu was stunned, you young man is even more perverted than this old man!You can also drive a car forcibly with a pair of sentences at the level of social ignorant children!
Feng Shike, who was watching the excitement nearby, was also stunned, this Lin Shushou is really not a serious person!This couplet is absolutely unorthodox!

Taking advantage of Lin Tailai letting go, Zhang Youyu hurriedly got up, and said with a big laugh, "You don't need to try again, you really are like-minded! You have a natural heart and don't stick to pretense!"

Several attendants quickly got up from the ground and supported Zhang Youyu.

After that, Zhang Youyu casually invited Lin Tailai: "Actually, I have read all the crooked poems on your wall, and I still appreciate them.

Although the words are simple, they have a profound meaning, fully expressing the irony of the declining world. Go to my house for a drink? "

If you had said such a few words earlier, it would have been over long ago. Why do you need me to work hard?Dr. Lin muttered in his heart, and replied very sincerely:
"No! I heard that there is so little wine in your house that you can't get drunk. You are too poor and have no enjoyment at all!"

Zhang Youyu said angrily to the left and right: "Don't call me Mr. from now on, the more you call me, the poorer you are! Call me Da Chao Feng!"

Feng Shike dragged Zhang Youyu away: "Senior, don't show your eyes here, I invite you to get drunk today!"

Then he turned back to Lin Tai and said, "I'll visit you when I'm free!"

After watching Master Feng Er leave, Lin Tailai turned around and walked towards the county government office.

Zhang Liangshu asked me to go to the school book office by myself, and there was always a report of the results afterwards, which was the basic procedure in the officialdom and workplace.

Besides, the case of Miss Wuqian is about to go to trial, so it's time to go to the county government to inquire about it.

　Ask for a monthly pass on the last day! ! !It’s only a few dozen tickets full of [-] to be able to draw a lottery! ! !
　　In addition, the small speaker was not launched this week, because there may be dozens of follow-ups. . . .There are only dozens of ah ah ah ah ah, can you understand my mood?

　　
　
(End of this chapter)