my pets from history

Chapter 114 Call of Void Energy, Cao Cao Meow Mission Completed

Looking at the dazzling array of video routines, Cao Cao could not calm down for a long time.

After a long time, Cao Cao meow sighed quietly: "Why are modern people's hearts so dirty? For a little money, they can actually research so many routines. It's true that people's hearts are not ancient, and people's hearts are not ancient. Meow~"

In this case, any naive pet of history who hasn't had access to the Internet will fall for it.

The hearts of modern people are really dirty.

Wouldn't it be less routine and more peaceful and pious?
Cao Caomiao expressed disappointment.

In this case, Jiang Xun would not be able to fix it.

Everyone is playing with their mobile phones, Sun Quanwang, Yun Changmiao, and Renjiemiao didn't fall for it, so why did you, Cao Caomiao, fall for it?A little less lust, a little more peace and piety will do.

In this regard, Jiang Xun can only say that he needs to be hardworking himself.

But Jiang Xun didn't say that.

After all, there are only meows and woofs in the house, and there is only such a lecherous meow as Cao Cao, and it hurts meow's self-esteem a bit to say it.

Jiang Xun was about to comfort Cao Caomiao with words like, "The city is full of routines, we should stay in the mountains", but Cao Caomiao suddenly sighed: "It seems that Xiao Yi is not trustworthy, but Xiaoxue is more trustworthy. She even invited me Going to play in northern Burma... By the way, where is northern Burma, this place name Cao has never heard of it. Meow~"

Cao Caomiao's words seemed to be mixed with some doubts.

Jiang Xun:? ? ?
Hearing this sentence, Jiang Xun couldn't hold back anymore.

Jiang Xun couldn't help but asked, "No, why do you encounter such defrauding friends?"

Xiao Yi, who sells tea, will only cheat you of money, and not in vain, he will even give you a pack of tea bags with a market price of about fifty cents or one yuan.

And this Xiaoxue who lives in northern Myanmar is even more important. No one in this world will give her heart and soul for you, except for Xiaoxue in northern Myanmar. She will really give you her heart and soul.

Seeing Jiang Xun's appearance, Cao Caomiao was still a little puzzled, Jiang Xun didn't speak, and found another video for him.

Introducing Northern Myanmar.

Cao Caomiao was puzzled at first, but soon understood.

This is faster than Xiaoyi understands.

After all, there was this kind of routine in his time, but the difference is that they don't want internal organs, they just want your meat to eat.

What?Caught in the past to engage in telecom fraud?

It didn’t exist in that era. In that era, you were given a knife, packed up and sent to the battlefield as an auxiliary soldier to transport food and grass.

And they never cheat, just forcefully recruit.

The main thing is to be a gentleman with one hand.

But there is no way, this is the limitation of the era of troubled times, as the saying goes, "I would rather be a dog of peace than a person in troubled times". It is undoubtedly a very lucky thing to be born in a peaceful era.

However, Cao Caomiao's expression now became gloomy and cold, with murderous intent in his eyes.

What do you mean?
The widow doesn't go online for anything else, just to see girls, and this is also a trick for the widow?Don't you think that the widow, the King of Wei, was given by others and picked up by himself? !

Cao Cao was very angry, and the consequences were serious.

Seeing Cao Caomiao's appearance, Jiang Xun didn't know what to say. After thinking about it, he took the initiative to go forward, took Cao Caomiao's mobile phone, and downloaded several official live broadcast software for him.

That's right, regular live broadcast software.

Don't think too much, Jiang Xun doesn't know what the informal live broadcast software looks like, he has never seen it before.

However, Jiang Xun didn't know the answer to a fill-in-the-blank question.

www.().com.

What should I fill in the answers in brackets?Hurry up.

Keke, get back to business.

After Jiang Xun downloaded the software for Cao Caomiao, he clicked on the dance area coldly and familiarly, and then said to Cao Caomiao: "This is to close the barrage, and here is to adjust the picture quality...Okay, you can see for yourself. "

The reason why he is so proficient is that Chen Quan often looked at these things before, and Jiang Xun watched them several times with a critical eye.

I definitely didn't mean to secretly read it in private.

Jiang Xun held his head high, very proud, without the slightest twitch.

Cao Caomiao was a little puzzled at first, and his eyes were full of doubts, but soon he saw the anchor dancing in the live broadcast room, and his eyes lit up.

Although there was no communication with Jiang Xun, Cao Caomiao, who is the promoter and founder of Cao thief culture, immediately recognized Jiang Xun and gave Jiang Xun a thumbs up.

And Jiang Xun also understood it, and Cao Caomiao was really joking and joking, a pair of good friends, wine and meat brothers.

After all, one has to go through this kind of thing to become a real good buddy.

Although he didn't know what Jiang Xun had done, Yun Changmiao could tell that the relationship between Jiang Xun and Cao Caomiao seemed to be much closer.

At this moment, the relationship developed by leaps and bounds.

What did you do?
Yun Changmiao didn't know, but he knew that this matter must not be simple.

curious.jpg
Yun Changmiao blinked, while Zhang Feimiao was less curious.

No matter how much he cares, the most important thing is to eat, drink, and be happy.

Zhang Feimiao is happy and happy, but he coincides with Sun Cewang in this aspect, and it can be called a hero who sees and agrees.

After solving Cao Cao's matter, Jiang Xunmei turned on the phone happily, and suddenly found that there were a lot of comments in his comment area, and the backstage kept getting red, the speed was unprecedented.

what's the situation?
A question mark appeared on Jiang Xun's head, and soon he discovered that some official blogs actually refuted rumors for him and severely punished the account of 'Mr. Wang will show you the world'.

"Anyone who tries to slander and smear heroic actions is shameful, and any company that evades taxes by any means is guilty!"

The sonorous and powerful news bloggers are speaking on the Internet, while other videos are mostly passionate music. Accompanied by the punishment of "Mr. Wang will show you the world", it seems that there is a kind of "righteous light shining on the earth 'the meaning of.

One thing to say, Jiang Xun was planning to have an epic solo with that 'Teacher Wang will show you the world'. Unexpectedly, before it even started, this player sent him due to tax evasion, and his entire account was banned.

Now Jiang Xun didn't know how to describe it.

I can only say that it is good to die.

And Jiang Xun opened his background and checked the three videos he posted.

The fire exploded.

Especially the video of "Sun Ce Wang Baimi Swimming to Rescue the Girl" has more than 700 million likes, and it is obviously rushed to No.1 in the hot search.

And the second most popular video is Renjie Meow basking in the sun on the beach, which has more than 200 million likes, and the comment area is filled with 'hahahaha'.

And the video of Sun Ce Wang learning to surfboard is the least popular of the three videos, with only 10,000+ likes.

Although this like is already outrageous, but under the blessing of such enthusiasm, it can only be said that it is insignificant.

Of course, the main reason for this phenomenon is that it has some conflicts and repetitions with the video of "Sun Ce Wang Baimi Swimming to Rescue the Girl". Compared with watching the clips, everyone still prefers the full version.

However, these videos actually say a thousand words and ten thousand words, and they are still popular, and they are the number one in the hot search, so there is such a huge explosion of video traffic.

The number of Jiang Xun's fans also surged to more than 20 under this wave.

Overnight, 20 million followers were added.

This speed is already terrifying.

At this rate, Jiang Xun will become a million-level blogger before the popularity completely disappears.

But there is one thing to say... a million bloggers may sound very high, but in the Internet, bloggers of this level are actually not uncommon, and it can even be described as relatively many.

Jiang Xun rationally analyzed the video.

The video of "Sun Ce Wang Baimi Swimming to Rescue the Girl" has nothing to say, it is caused by the pure popularity. If there is no such hot search, it is estimated that there will be hundreds of thousands or even millions of views.

And because of this popularity, not only this video, but also all of his own videos, and Renjiemiao's video of sunbathing on the beach is the video with the best growth rate.

In other words, netizens actually prefer to see the chubby and chubby Renjie Meow.

Thinking of this, Jiang Xun couldn't help but become active.

Before the zoo was built, Jiang Xun had to keep posting videos to earn some extra money.

Otherwise, Jiang Xun may face the danger of sitting on the mountain and eating nothing.

after all……

Jiang Xun glanced at Meow of Joan who was lying on the sofa and playing with his tail, then at Sun Quanwang who was addicted to games, then at Da Miao Yun Changmeow on the locomotive, and finally turned his attention to watching the live broadcast. Cao Cao, who spent a lot of money, couldn't help but sighed deeply.

It is said that keeping a pet is equivalent to keeping a gold swallowing beast.

As for myself, it can no longer be described as a gold-swallowing beast.

That must be the Yuan Devouring Gold Beast!
The consumption is so high that the consumption in the past two months has exceeded Jiang Xun's consumption in the past four years. If he doesn't make some extra money, Jiang Xun really can't afford it.

With this in mind, Jiang Xun looked at Renjiemiao and smiled.

Seeing that Renjiemiao was still happily sitting on the sofa watching TV, she couldn't help but move over and sit beside Renjiemiao.

Jiang Xun suddenly sat next to him. This feeling made Ren Jiemiao feel weird, but he couldn't tell what was wrong, so he could only shudder, and paused vigilantly: "Jiang Xun, what do you want to do?"

Jiang Xun showed a puzzled smile: "It's okay, I'll take a stroll."

"Is it all right?"

"It's all right."

"..."

Hearing Jiang Xun's words, Renjie Miao always felt a little weird, and didn't know what to say.

He continued to watch TV, always feeling that there was a pair of eyes staring at him, and he was uncomfortable.

He doesn't watch TV, and he has no reason to drive Jiang Xun away, so he can only stare at him.

What do you mean, why are you suddenly disgusting buddy?

Renjie Meow squinted his eyes slightly, and the big fat orange cat looked at Jiang Xun. After pondering for a long time, he said angrily, "Just tell me if you have anything to do. My buddy won't help you. Don’t hide it, can you? Meow~!”

"Okay, I like Master Di's candid temper!"

Jiang Xun nodded, and after flattering and praising Renjiemiao, he smiled at Renjiemiao and said, "It's nothing serious, the main thing is to shoot a few videos."

Renjie Meow:?

Hearing Jiang Xun's words, Renjiemiao was a little puzzled.

what video?
Didn't he shoot it before? It doesn't matter. Why do you want me to agree?baffling.

And Jiang Xun also seemed to see the doubt in Renjiemiao's eyes, and immediately laughed dryly twice, and said to Renjiemiao: "Master Di, this shooting is different from the previous ones. For sex, I am only responsible for capturing the beauty of life with the camera. But now shooting requires a script, you know the script..."

Renjiemiao couldn't help being taken aback when he heard this.

Immediately afterwards, his eyes turned to Cao Caomiao on the sofa on the left.

At this moment, Cao Caomiao was watching the live broadcast, and there was a loud sound from the phone.

And from Renjiemiao's angle, he can just see a thing or two.

From Renjiemiao's perspective, he could see a coolly dressed girl doing a hot dance, and there seemed to be a steel pipe in front of her...

Seeing this scene, Renjiemiao's face became stiff all of a sudden.

What do you mean, is Jiang Xun coveting my beauty?
Renjie meowed his ass tight, with a sad and indignant expression.

You like cats to find Joan of Arc, how beautiful she is!Why are you looking for me!

But no matter what, Renjie Miao said very politely: "Jiang Xun, I am not good at dancing, you should go find another cat! Meow~!"

Although the voice didn't make it clear, Ren Jiemiao's eyes kept on looking at Jeanne Meow.

Jiang Xun also understood Renjiemiao's hint, and said without hesitation: "Jeanne is not good, no one likes to look at her, and there are many people who like to look at you."

However, Renjiemiao's proposal still gave Jiang Xun a new reference direction.

dance...

Jiang Xun nodded, but that was indeed the case.

If a little cat and a little repair dog can dance, then Thai pants are really hot!
Netizens will definitely fall into madness!
Jiang Xun was very satisfied and thought it was a bit interesting. He will try it later to see if he can coerce and lure every cat and dog to dance a song.

Renjiemiao was about to refuse something, but Jiang Xun patted Renjiemiao on the shoulder very confidently: "Okay Di Pangpang, after a meeting of the top leadership of Xunxing Zoo, it was decided to appoint you as the Propaganda Department of Xunxing Zoo Dean, I'm in charge of shooting small videos, um... the idea of ​​the dance you mentioned is very good, perform well, you will be my best right-hand man!"

After all, without waiting for Renjiemiao to refuse, Jiang Xun turned around coolly, came to the rattan chair in the small courtyard, and sat down comfortably.

The small courtyard has high walls, and in early summer, the breeze comes slowly, which brings a bit of coolness to the small courtyard.

Jiang Xun sat on the wicker chair, humming a little song, and leisurely picked up the waste firewood happy water that was placed on the wooden table. The heat was extinguished, Jiang Xun also hummed a little song, and began to check some things that were closely related to him.

But just when Jiang Xun was about to open the memo to get some material and plot for recording the video, a line of small words suddenly appeared in front of him.

"Mission accomplished."

"Ok?"

Seeing the sudden mission completion reminder, Jiang Xun couldn't help but froze.

But soon, Jiang Xun reacted.

Cao Cao's mission is complete!
Why is Cao Cao's mission completed?

Because Jiang Xun only had Cao Caomiao's mission unfinished, and there were no other missions in the mission bar.

I thought I needed to bring little porn books, little porn films, little butter, and even find two little female cats who had given birth, but I didn't expect that a live broadcast would send Cao Caomiao away.

I really have never seen the world.

Jiang Xun was very satisfied, and then he had a thought, [Unbelievable History Book] appeared in front of Jiang Xun, and quickly turned to the fifth page.

"Do you want to acquire the ability 'I love killing people in my dreams'?"

Undoubtedly, Jiang Xun chose to extract.

He is quite interested in this skill.

After all, it sounds... very domineering.

Soon, Cao Cao's skills appeared in front of Jiang Xun.

"I love killing people in my dreams"

"Introduction: The special ability possessed by Emperor Wu of Wei, Cao Caomiao. According to legend, on a dark and windy night, Cao Caomiao kicked off the quilt while sleeping. Since then, no one has dared to cover Cao Cao Miao with a quilt, and Cao Cao Miao often suffers from runny nose and headaches due to catching cold.”

"Function: You can kill people in your dreams, quack kill, kill without mercy!"

Jiang Xun:?
What do you mean?
Jiang Xun was confused about the function of this skill, and didn't understand what the description was about.

But judging from this introduction... I found the reason for Cao Cao's headache. I don't like to sleep under the quilt, no wonder I catch a cold every day. (error)
Jiang Xun shook his head, then flipped through [Unbelievable History Books] and came to the home page.

Murderous: 24 points.

Aura: 43 points.

Resentment: 31 points.

Demon spirit: 9 o'clock.

Void Energy: 77 points.

The five-element energy appeared in front of Jiang Xun's eyes, and Jiang Xun pondered for a moment. Although he didn't understand what the void energy was, now he had a chance to summon it, which made Jiang Xun's heart itch, and he didn't care what the void energy was.

"Do you want to use 77 points of void energy and 23 points of aura to draw a new picture scroll?"

The handwriting that appeared in front of his eyes was so lifelike, Jiang Xun hesitated for a moment, nodded, and chose page No.20!
With the selection on page No.20, the brush starts to draw.

Murderous: 24 points.

Aura: 20 points.

Resentment: 31 points.

Demon spirit: 9 o'clock.

The remaining energy was not enough to draw any page, Jiang Xun immediately rubbed his temples, and with a thought, he put the [Unbelievable History Book] on the wooden table beside him, waiting for a new historical pet to be summoned.

Because he didn't understand what this void energy was, Jiang Xun was looking forward to it now.

It is also unknown from which era the new historical pets will be.

For this reason, Jiang Xun specially chose a page number that is completely incompatible with the current eight cats and dogs.

"I'm really looking forward to it."

……

At the same time, Renjiemiao finally made up his mind after a long struggle in his heart.

How dare you ask me to dance? Is it because the kitty doesn't show off its power? You think I'm Hello Kitty!
Well, Hello Kitty seems to be a cat too.

But it doesn't matter!
Renjie stood up ferociously, and after much deliberation, he decided to use the most primitive way, and threw himself at Jiang Xun, groaning, baring his teeth and biting!
He looked at Shu Yuanfang, and gave Shu Yuanfang a look.

This action is code-named 'Down with the Dog'!
"Down with Jiang Xungou, the kitten will never be a slave!"

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