my pets from history

Chapter 87 Have you ever seen a kitten breathing fire?

Regarding Yun Changmiao's accidental becoming an Internet celebrity, Jiang Xun expressed his indifference, and at the same time found a seemingly good plan to make a fortune.

Maybe I can shoot some outrageous cat and dog videos in the future?

If someone asks, you can also use the excuse of 'AI synthesis' to prevaricate?
Yo, the AI ​​synthesis is much better.

This is the second time for Jiang Xun to feel the convenience of technology in AI synthesis.

The last time was when the AI ​​synthesized the Welfare Girl... Cough cough, the last time was when the AI ​​was able to perform some operations that benefited the country and the people. Jiang Xun was very pleased with those operations that benefited the country and the people. Contributing AI is good AI.

As for the synthesis of Fuli Ji and the like, they are all rumors. Who is Jiang Xun?A proper gentleman belongs to the gentleman among the gentleman, and he never looks at that kind of thing, but he knows it well.

As for why Jiang Xun knew that AI could synthesize Fuli Ji... that was because of Chen Quan, who saw it all.

He is really nasty, he just clicks on any cover he sees, he doesn't know how to control himself at all, but Jiang Xun is different, Jiang Xun is a person who is out of vulgar interests.As for why Jiang Xun took a look?This is not to persuade Chen Quan.

With this in mind, Jiang Xun blew his whistle overnight and summoned all the cats and dogs.

"Beep beep."

The cats, cats and dogs in the lobby on the first floor soon received Jiang Xun's signal, and they all looked towards Jiang Xun at the same time. Floor lobby.

Napoleon Wang, Ren Jie Meow, Yun Chang Meow, Sun Quan Wang, Jeanne Meow and Zhang Fei Meow gathered together, and they were also very confused about Jiang Xun calling them over.

Zhang Feimiao yawned a lot, and said excitedly to Jiang Xun, "What is Mr. Jiang doing? Could it be that he wants my old Zhang to draw another picture?"

Jiang Xun: ...

"Need not."

Jiang Xun faced it coldly.

When Yun Changmiao heard this sentence, he couldn't help being a little surprised, then looked at Zhang Feimiao, and said with a meow meow smile: "Third brother, did you draw a portrait of Jiang Xun? Meow~?"

Jiang Xun decisively pressed the button three times and refused: "He didn't, it wasn't me, don't talk nonsense."

Seeing Jiang Xun's appearance, Yun Changmiao was immediately happy, and grinned a little brightly, feeling very happy and happy.

He knows his third brother too well.

Although the third younger brother usually brushes and inks freely, he would not draw without the consent of others.

When I was in the military tent, everyone knew what Zhang Feimiao liked to paint, so no matter how I said it, I refused to give Zhang Feimiao an 'authorization'.

And seeing Jiang Xun's appearance, Yun Changmiao immediately knew that he was probably tricked by his third brother, and drew a rather special painting.

Yun Changmiao decided to take some time to take a look later. The painting was definitely hidden somewhere in the villa, and Jiang Xun probably hadn't had time to destroy the evidence.

Jiang Xun took a deep breath, and after pretending nothing happened, Jiang Xun continued: "Everyone be quiet, I have something to say here."

"Everyone knows the current situation. Whether it's motorcycles or durians, whether it's new mobile phones or game recharges, they all require money. But I, Jiang, have no money. Everyone knows."

Jiang Xun clutched his chest, pretending to be heartbroken, and said to the little cats and dogs present, "You all don't know that I don't have any money anymore!"

All the cats just watched Jiang Xun's performance quietly, and no one spoke.

Seeing that there were no cats, cats and dogs to join in, Jiang Xun felt a little cold, and couldn't help coughing lightly, and then said: "I need everyone's strength, please lend me your strength!"

Napoleon Wang tilted his head, and asked Jiang Xun: "Then, how can I lend you my strength?"

Jiang Xun was very satisfied when he saw a Xiugou asking, as if he had invited him, and then said, "It's very simple."

"Zhang Feimiao, you are in charge of painting, draw more pictures of Two-dimensional cartoon characters and ladies? What, you don't know what Two-dimensional means? Napoleon Wang, take him down to do some fan dramas!"

"Napoleon Wang, you will practice throwing apples from today... Have you seen the clowns in the amusement park? Just do it, go!"

"Jeanne! Learn to breathe fire, it's like a street performer, spray it and you're done!"

"Yun Changmiao, if you have nothing to do, you can take Sun Quanwang for a walk in the yard. You two are already half Internet celebrities. I decided to make your debut as a group!"

"Meow Renjie, you... just act like a pig with three mouths and one head."

"..."

In a few words, Jiang Xun had already made all the arrangements.

Regarding Jiang Xun's arrangement, everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, expressing their astonishment at Jiang Xun's proposal.

Napoleon Wang was the first to jump up, aggrieved: "Are you kidding me?! I am the emperor of France! Do you know what is called the emperor of France?! In Huaguo, I want to call myself my own! You let me go Be a clown, right?! Woah~!"

Joan of Arc was also very dissatisfied: "What fire breathing? Don't you know that I was burned to death, and you still made me breathe fire, and I was shaking and cold. When will we cats stand up? Meow~"

The other cats didn't respond.

For Zhang Feimiao, it is just a painting.

For Yun Changmiao, it's just riding a bike.

But Renjiemiao was in charge of eating, and Sun Quanwang was in charge of driving in the car, neither of them felt much.

The two foreign historical pets, Napoleon Wang and Joan of Arc, were very dissatisfied. They felt that Jiang Xun was engaging in racial discrimination, and why did they arrange such a job.

Protest, strongly protest!
Seeing the two of them protesting so much, Jiang Xun couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth slightly, and then he said with a chuckle: "Jeanne, do you know how attractive a fire-breathing kitten is to those stupid humans? Do you want to eat durian? , Do you want to eat chocolate cake, do you want to eat ice cream? Come and breathe fire, after breathing fire, there will be a lot of money for you to enjoy, you can buy any dessert snacks you want!"

This feeling, as if Zhenhai City has stepped into the era of big desserts, immediately made Jeanne's eyes brighten, and a pair of twinkling eyes were full of little stars: "Really? Meow~"

"real!"

Jiang Xun was decisive, and his voice did not seem to be fake.

Hearing what Jiang Xun said, Joan of Arc couldn't help being elated and satisfied.

At this moment, Jiang Xun continued: "You persuade Napoleon Wang, if he can throw apples, I think the future will be greatly improved, and he should be able to buy you more desserts and more fruits."

And hearing such words, Joan of Arc immediately turned her eyes on Napoleon Wang, with a look of unkindness in her eyes.

Seeing Jeanne's eyes almost swallowing him alive, Napoleon Wang couldn't help swallowing deeply, nodded, and said with his head held high: "When I was studying in the Military Academy, I also saw Clown's acrobatic performance, I believe I should be able to do this job."

"Are you voluntary?" Jiang Xun asked.

"Of course, I'd love to."

Napoleon Wang once again emphasized that he was not forced, he came here voluntarily and has nothing to do with anyone else.

Seeing that Napoleon Wang was so knowledgeable, Jiang Xun nodded in satisfaction, but he still did not forget to give him a picture: "Work hard, I will install a big color TV in your room then!"

Is such that.

The current living format of the villa is.

The residents on the first floor are Renjiemiao, Napoleon Wang and Sun Quanwang, plus a Di Pangpang Little Sunflower Classroom.

There was originally only one Yun Changmiao on the second floor, but now Zhang Feimiao should be added, and another room is vacant.

On the third floor, only Jiang Xun lived alone, and he mainly focused on the privileged class.

Joan of Arc's main focus is to do whatever she wants on weekdays, and her main place of residence is... on the durian van.

And Shu Yuanfang naturally lives with Renjiemiao, the three little yellow men... They can be seen anywhere, whether it is the first floor, the second floor, the third floor, or the basement floor.

Thinking of the little yellow man, Jiang Xun suddenly thought of something and called the little yellow man over.

"Branana!"

The three minions happily walked over and saluted Jiang Xun happily.

They seem to be mindless, always happy, happy and active, only occasionally low, but quickly pick themselves up again.

What a strange creature.

Jiang Xun smiled, and then said: "The minion army obeys orders!"

After hearing Jiang Xun's order, the three little yellow men stood up straight and upright.

The French minions stand at attention!
"I've decided to hand over the wine cellar and storage room on the basement floor to you. You usually tinker with electrical components and other things there. Remember, what I need are elite, qualified and excellent products. Don't give me some Uneven products! Your 'intelligent safety driving system' has not been perfected, and it does not work when it fails, which makes me very disappointed. I hope you can make persistent efforts and win the first place."

Jiang Xun told the three little yellow men, saying a lot, but in the little yellow man's ears, only the first half of the sentence was heard.

"Branana!"

The three little yellow men's eyes widened, and when they heard that Jiang Xun had handed over one-third of the activity area on the basement floor to them, they were elated and went downstairs happily, ready to go to the basement floor to prepare for invention and creation.

Seeing this situation, Jiang Xun couldn't help but smile.

It's still the little yellow people who are easy to fool.

And as soon as the little yellow man was fooled away, Joan of Arc surrounded him, and the fire-breathing props were placed next to jiojio.

Liquor, and a lighter.

Well, that's all.

"Jiang Xun, I'm ready, let's breathe fire." Joan of Arc can't wait.

Seeing this scene, Jiang Xun's eyes widened, and he couldn't help asking in astonishment, "Where did you get the liquor?"

Jeanne tilted her head and her eyes were dimly lit: "There is a wine cellar on the basement floor, and there is a lot of wine in it. Meow~"

Hearing what Jeanne said, Jiang Xun suddenly realized.

Yes.

There are a lot of rare wines on the basement floor!

Thinking of this, Jiang Xun couldn't help feeling hot.

He had forgotten this before, this wine cellar was treasured by a certain owner.

You know, this villa is no ordinary villa.

Except for Jiang Xun, the previous owners of the villa were either rich or noble, and only Jiang Xun was such a pauper!

Surely every bottle of the wine they collect must be worth four figures, right?

Thinking of this, Jiang Xun was overjoyed and planned to sell all the wine in two days.

But as soon as this idea came up, he couldn't help shaking his head.

Forget it, or not for sale.

They are all good wines. Although the summoned cats, cats and dogs are historical pets now, they used to be powerful existences in the famous side, and they also have a certain demand for good wines. They can also drink these good wines.

You can't invite others to drink Erguotou and Niulanshan in the future, right?

But on this side, Joan of Arc is ready.

And Jiang Xun didn't hesitate at all, and turned on the camera directly, ready to start recording.

After Joan meowed, she immediately swallowed a mouthful of white wine, and with a 'crash' sound, flames spewed out of Maomao's mouth in an instant.

The flame shrinks freely, disappears in an instant, and reappears in an instant.

From time to time, the fiery red flames are also mixed with blue flames, which are gorgeous and colorful.

so beautiful?
Jiang Xun was very surprised, his eyes widened, and before he could react, at this moment, suddenly, Joan of Arc hiccupped suddenly, and then oops, she opened her mouth and said, "Oh, no Take a sip carefully..."

Hearing this sentence, the next moment, Joan of Arc lay on the ground and snored.

Jiang Xun:? ? ?
What's the situation, falling asleep so quickly after taking a sip of wine?

Seeing Meow of Joan who fell asleep in an instant, Jiang Xun couldn't hold back all of a sudden, neither retreated nor stood up for a while.

After turning off the camera, Jiang Xun approached cautiously, but before he could react, he saw Joan meowing like a carp, and instantly got up from the ground.

Jiang Xun:?
"what's the situation?"

Napoleon Wang on the side was also a little curious. He leaned over to Renjie Meow, skillfully put his paws into the basin, licked melon seeds, and looked at the situation in front of him.

Renjiemiao shook his head, and also ate melon seeds to watch the show: "I don't know."

Yun Changmiao and Zhang Feimiao are not here. It seems that Zhang Feimiao is using Yun Changmiao's mobile phone to surf the Internet. an' discourse.

Sun Quanwang is now dizzy and afraid to speak.

Jiang Xun stepped forward cautiously, and was about to help Meow of Joan up, but Meow of Joan immediately started punching a set of military punches.

"Where's the durian, where's my durian?!"

Joan of Arc's little face was flushed, she looked like she had drunk too much, and she was yelling loudly, as if she was looking for durians.

After searching around to no avail, she focused her attention on Jiang Xun.

And Jiang Xun didn't know what was going on, he didn't dare to ask, and he didn't dare to say.

The moment she saw Jiang Xun, Joan's eyes widened suddenly, and she said viciously: "You must have eaten all my durians, return my durians! Meow~!"

Accompanied by a meow, there was also a scream from the villa.

"what!"

　25000-3000=22000.

　　At present, I still owe 2 words.

　　I went to dinner today, and all I ate were hard dishes, Jie Jie Jie.

　　The number of words updated today is [-] words, uh, it has not exceeded yesterday, and there is nothing else to do tomorrow, so it will be doubled and updated.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)