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Chapter 142 This thing...almost killed me?

Although Eggplant lost consciousness, he was on his way to the hospital.

Seeing in a daze, he only felt a dazzling light shining on his body.

It seemed that a group of doctors in white coats were discussing something beside them.

"I'll go. This guy doesn't look strong. I didn't expect this thing to be quite big."

"What's the use of it, it's already bleeding, hurry up."

"Damn it. Isn't this the husband in the e-sports circle? I never thought that one day I would be able to perform surgery on my husband."

"Don't throw this thing away after you cut it off. It's time to make a souvenir for your husband."

At this time, Eggplant's whole body was out of control.

Consciousness has also become extremely blurred.

Otherwise, hearing such a conversation, I would definitely jump up from the hospital bed.

Why is it so big without being so strong?
What kind of stuff is just useless and cut directly?

It's easy to be misunderstood, you know?

So the first time he woke up, Eggplant subconsciously felt that some parts of his body were missing.

Sure enough, as the effect of the anesthetic disappeared, a sharp pain came from the lower abdomen.

Along with this burst of pain, Eggplant clearly felt that something was missing from his body.

Originally, he was in a panic, but he saw the old prostitute sitting beside him with a cheap smile on his face.

Only then did the eggplant recover.

After getting along for so long, they already know each other very well.

Although the old prostitute is usually jovial and not upright, but for his character, eggplant still believes very much.

In other words, if the old prostitute had really sold his waist, the other party would have already taken the money and run away by now.

Absolutely not peeling apples leisurely by the side.

Looking at the reversed and reversed expressions on the eggplant's face, the whoring teacher also felt that an extremely scary horror movie must be staged in the other party's heart.

So he tapped the iron plate next to him with the fruit knife of his mobile phone, pointed to the unknown creature on it and said to the eggplant, "Look at the eggplant yourself, it's just such a thing."

Eggplant turned his head with some difficulty and looked at the things in the iron plate.

It was white and rosy, and there were some blood streaks on it the size of a finger.

The shape looks like bloodworms curled up together.

"WDNMD, what the hell is this?"

Looking at the disgusting unknown creature in front of him, Eggplant said with some doubts.

The old prostitute suppressed his smile, and said with a low swish: "This thing almost killed you, your appendix."

"I specifically asked the doctor who performed the surgery on you to stay with you as a souvenir."

"When you're ready, you can air dry it and make a good specimen to hang on the wall."

"Hahaha I can't hold back anymore."

At the end, the whoring teacher couldn't hold back anymore, and started laughing wildly.

Especially seeing Eggplant wearing a painful mask, the old prostitute burst into tears.

The whole eggplant is a little numb.

After laughing for a while, the whoring teacher stopped to calm down the mood of teasing eggplant.

He became a little scared and said: "Eggplant, you really saved your life this time."

"Do you know what the doctor said when I sent you to the hospital?"

"Mmp, if you come half an hour late, you may be dead right away."

"Don't look at appendicitis as a minor illness, but it can still lead to death regardless of waiting until perforation."

"It's a good thing you changed your sex today. Otherwise, if you kept your money to drink like before, you might really screw up this time."

"I may really be forced to inherit your inheritance."

Having said that, pdd couldn't help but let out a long breath.

If the eggplant is really digging and searching like before today, I won't come to the hospital for an examination.

If I really continue to insist on taking the eggplant to the crematorium to take medicine and sleep.

That really might be the cremator and eggplant meeting tomorrow morning.

Maybe the person who will be cremated is pdd himself
Perforated appendicitis is treated like a cold.

Thinking of this, pdd was terrified, but still wanted to laugh.

And the extremely weak eggplant lying on the bed, after understanding the process of the whole thing.

Some said with nothing to love: "Old prostitute, it's time to fulfill the promise!"

Pdd thought for a moment, then subconsciously asked: "Promise? What promise?!"

"What promise did you say, didn't you say that if I didn't have a bad cold, you would take off the pig's skin?"

After hearing Eggplant's words, the whoring teacher pretended to be incapable of hearing and started playing tricks.

"Huh? What are you talking about? When did I say such a thing?"

"Come, come, eat an apple, I feel that you are extremely weak, so you have auditory hallucinations."

Just when Eggplant wanted to continue to say something, the whoring teacher directly stuffed the other party's mouth with an apple.

Just shut his mouth tightly.

But for this, Eggplant didn't bother to pursue it, after all, this wasn't the first time the old prostitute had cheated.

And most importantly, he just escaped from death in the true sense.

Looking back on the whole thing now, I can't help but feel a little scared.

From feeling unwell to suspecting a bad cold.

Then he repeatedly pulled with the whoring teacher, and every link in it seemed like he was jumping repeatedly between life and death.

But today, as usual, he saved the money to buy wine and drink.

But today, the whoring teacher insists on his own ideas.

Then he really jumped into death, and was severely dragged away by the death scythe.

Thinking of this, Eggplant's spine felt chills, and tiny beads of cold sweat could not help but appear on his forehead.

After he regained his senses, he realized that every word and every thought he said until now really almost made him feel numb in this wave.

Fortunately, the problem has been solved now, and I will definitely quit drinking in the future, and I will never be addicted to alcohol again.

After slowing down for a while, Eggplant dragged his weak body and glanced around the room.

Then he said curiously: "Huh? Where's Teacher Ma? Don't I remember that he seemed to come to the hospital with me? Was he also hit by a car?"

In the last memory, the eggplant is still somewhat impressive.

At that time, Mr. Ma seemed to have been hit by a car, and his knees were covered in blood.

But after hearing the eggplant's words, the whoring teacher said very calmly while peeling the apple: "It's just that I got hit by a car when I was drunk. It's not a big deal, it's just some skin trauma."

After hearing that the person was fine, the eggplant nodded unconsciously and said, "Where is Teacher Ma now?"

There are also some flowers and a bunch of fruit baskets beside the hospital bed.

It should be sent by the staff in the company.

But now only pdd is with him, and Teacher Ma is not by his side.

So Eggplant still asks this question.

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