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Chapter 148 Who is a good person to advertise the cemetery? !

Chapter 148 Who is a good person to advertise the cemetery? !
Originally, in Lin Rou's opinion, the first completion of the life and death pawnshop business would definitely not produce any good things.

And there are not many items unlocked in the mall.

But when she saw the introduction of two items, Lin Rou couldn't believe it.

What she didn't expect was that the system would give such a generous reward just for the first time.

【Click who dies cause and effect symbol】

【Zero Life Maker】

These two props can be said to be the top killers in real life.

When Lin Rou learned about the abnormality of these two props, a thrilling picture appeared in Lin Rou's mind.

That is, she registered an account on the international forum, and followed a big boss of the eagle sauce country on it.

Then directly use some so-and-so death karma talisman to directly increase the death probability of this big boss.

Under the attention of the whole world, the spy killer came to the small Linhai City.

Then they all came over to assassinate Lin Rou. In this small area of ​​one hundred square meters, she used the Zero Life Creation Talisman.

Instantly kill all these top international killers.

Under such an incident, Lin Rou once became a task that was feared by all countries in the world.

Also included in the top red list by all countries.

After thinking of this picture, Lin Rou couldn't help sighing.

"These two skills are really abnormal!"

Thinking about it this way, Lin Rou felt that this scene was very interesting, so she backhandedly downloaded an international version of the forum.

Registered an account on it, thinking to see if I can try my luck and change the sky in other countries.

Time flies, half a month later.

In the Kowloon Cemetery.

This top feng shui gem has been fully constructed.

In front of the quiet and majestic stone gate.

The little assistant is busy with a professional camera team.

"The equipment group is ready."

"Ms. Ma, Mr. whoring and brother eggplant, how are you doing?"

"Are you ready? Have you memorized the lines?"

In front of the camera, three people neatly dressed in the company's black suit uniform.

Some nervously responded: "I'm completely OK, eggplant, how about my tie?"

The whoring teacher turned around and asked Eggplant to straighten his tie.

Although what the three of them said was fine, the clouds were calm.

But in fact, they are still very nervous.

This is much more nervous than their participation in the All-Star event in Fighting Shark.

Because the trio has really experienced too much here.

After the tie was fixed by Eggplant, pdd took a deep breath nervously.

"Okay, let's start."

After the three of them got ready one after another, the little assistant nodded.

Looking at the other staff with a serious face, he said, "Let's get started! The camera crew is in place."

Following the order from the little assistant, the camera crew took a few steps back.

First, I made a long shot of the Kowloon Cemetery.

At this time, Mr. Ma also began to work as a dubbing artist.

With his very magnetic voice, he began to explain to everyone.

"The Kowloon Cemetery you see now is located in the center of Linhai City."

"There is a lake in front of this place, and a hill behind it. You can see the scenery from a distance, and you can hear insects and birds near here."

After a deep and thick dubbing.

The camera slowly shifted to the trio, and all three had bright smiles on their faces.

pdd was the first to go out of the country, and showed a typical smile to the screen.

This is the first time he has appeared in front of everyone since he quit the live broadcast circle.

But this time, pdd changed his previous funny style, and said in a very serious and passionate voice: "That's right, right behind me is the protagonist of this video, Kowloon Cemetery."

"Kowloon Cemetery is a benchmark cemetery carefully built by the company. If your relatives pass away and are buried here, it will bless you and your descendants with good luck."

"Buried here, your loved ones can have a comfort that they never had before in their lifetime in the boundless world of mortals."

Just as the prostitute teacher said so, the little assistant came to the eggplant and reminded him in a low voice: "Brother eggplant, it's your turn soon."

Soon, as the camera turned, Eggplant nervously said, "That's right, Kowloon Cemetery is not only beautiful, but you can also see from the video that the Feng Shui here is very good."

"Let me tell you, the feng shui here was arranged by Lin Rou herself, so you should know the power of it."

"As long as it is buried here, the descendants will definitely be named on the gold list, get promoted and get rich."

After Eggplant finished reading his lines smoothly, the little assistant reminded Teacher Ma again.

Teacher Ma adjusted his breathing nervously.

Among the trio, he was the finale one.

After the camera fell on him again, he began to speak his lines with enthusiasm.

"The most rare thing about the Kowloon Cemetery is that the price is very close to the people. We strive to give every deceased a chance to live in it. If you book in advance now, you can enjoy a [-]% discount, and you can get an urn chosen by Master Lin Rou for free. .”

Having said that, the little assistant made a gesture to the trio.

As the camera zooms out, the figures of three people appear in the picture at the same time.

The climax of the lines also came at this time.

With professional smiles, the three said in unison: "Kowloon Cemetery, the home of the dead in my heart."

"Please confirm the reservation, professional and responsible one-stop service for funeral affairs."

"We specialize in serving the dead, so what are you waiting for?"

"If you start slowly, you won't have such a good feng shui treasure."

"Okay, very good, that's it."

The little assistant was very satisfied with the performance of the three of them.

This promotional video about the Kowloon Cemetery has been passed at once.

"Teacher Whoring, Teacher Ma, Brother Eggplant, the typhoon of the three of you is really good, you handled every link well."

The little assistant expressed his appreciation from the bottom of his heart, which made the trio smile shyly.

"Anyway, we are also professional anchors, and we are already used to this kind of scene."

"Hahaha, indeed, but this is the first time I have advertised the tomb, and I am indeed a little nervous."

"Well, I should have only used 50% of my skill this time."

pdd said with some regrets that when he was an anchor in the past, he really had a lot of commercials.

Both typhoon and lines are already familiar.

However, this is the first time they have advertised the cemetery, and it is impossible to say that they are not nervous.

Especially after all they've been through, they still feel like they haven't played well.

(End of this chapter)

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