Went bankrupt after admitting relatives, picked up garbage on variety shows and became top-notch

"Shh-"

The howling wind blew open the windows in the corridor, and a light rain began to fall outside the windows.

The red tents and white candles in the wedding hall danced when blown.

Seeing this weirdness, Luo Chengwen subconsciously felt something was wrong, but at this moment, Luo Chengwu's knees had already knelt on the mat.

The moment he knelt down, all the candles in the wedding hall flickered at this moment.

Luo Chengwu felt that his knees were chilly, and it seemed that someone behind him was pressing the back of his head.

"Jie Jie Jie-"

Accompanied by another deafening thunder, a mournful old female voice resounded in the Xitang.

"There is a happy event today."

"Grandma, I'm going to be a matchmaker again."

The ghost mother's short back appeared in front of the two of them. Luo Chengwen, who wanted to escape at this moment, felt that he hit a transparent wall and was bounced back.

One staggered and fell right next to the empty brocade mat on the right.

Luo Chengwen listened to the ghost mother-in-law's words, and had a bad guess in his heart. Now there are only two brothers in the wedding hall. Where did the happy event come from?
"Why are there two men?"

Luo Chengwen subconsciously said: "We are brothers!"

There was a moment of astonishment on the ghost mother-in-law's face, and then she showed a sinister smile:
"You couldn't find a partner in Yangjian, so you came here?"

The ghost mother-in-law smiled sinisterly, and her teeth were making a "cracking" sound: "Grandma, I was a matchmaker when I was alive, and I like to help ghosts introduce marriages."

"It just so happens that I still have a few unmarried female ghosts in my hand, with good appearance and rich family background."

"It's better to betroth to you two brothers, it will be cheaper for you."

"It's better to hit the sun than to choose a day, just worship today!"

Luo Chengwu was frightened out of his wits when he heard the ghost mother-in-law's words. Worshiping with a ghost?
Doesn't that mean that he will be haunted by female ghosts for the rest of his life?
Didn't the call he answered just now say that as long as he kneels on this brocade mat, he can rescue his real brother?

At this moment, he looked at Luo Chengwen's expression next to him, and Luo Chengwen's face was flustered and astonished.

No matter how simple-minded Luo Chengwu is, he will understand now that the phone call just now was a hoax, just to let him run to Xitang and lure the ghost mother-in-law over.

The one on the phone just now is a ghost!

But now, it's too late!

Luo Chengwu wanted to leave, but his knees were stuck to the brocade mat, unable to move, as heavy as lead.

The ghost mother-in-law looked at Luo Chengwu who was struggling on the brocade mat. It smiled coldly, and touched Luo Chengwu's face with a pair of haggard hands: "You kneel down first, it seems that you are the most anxious."

"Let me introduce you to someone first!"

Luo Chengwu's face was touched by a pair of ghost hands, and he felt scared and aggrieved. This ghost mother-in-law's movements are too weird, isn't she really a pervert?
He is as strong as a cow, with a weak and helpless expression on his face, and his nose and tears are about to come out.

The ghost mother-in-law's movements became more and more aggressive. At this moment, Luo Chengwu suddenly opened his head and pointed to his side: "My brother is more handsome than me, and he is also smarter than me!"

"Eldest brother is like a father, all kindness and filial piety are the first, you should introduce him first!!!"

Luo Chengwen was relieved to see that the target of the ghost mother-in-law's attack was not himself, and was racking his brains to think of a way to get out.

At this moment, Luo Chengwu suddenly said "an older brother is like a father", and turned the spearhead on himself, and suddenly a thought of killing relatives with righteousness came into his heart.

This idiot, usually not motivated or studying, suddenly became enlightened at this time and can quote classics? !

Just when Luo Chengwen was about to make excuses, the ghost mother-in-law said:
"No, you look physically stronger than your brother, and you are full of yang and can withstand tossing."

Luo Chengwen breathed a sigh of relief when he heard the words. Now that every step is dangerous, he has no time to care about other people.

Luo Chengwen quickly added: "Mother-in-law, there is another woman downstairs, that is my partner, please help me introduce a marriage match!"

The ghost mother-in-law did sense the aura of a woman just now, but she knew that the woman downstairs and this man should not be in a relationship.

It doesn't care about the affairs of the first floor on weekdays, and it doesn't bother to communicate with the group of noisy brats on the first floor.

The man and the woman he mentioned were dealt with by the ghosts on the first floor.

Now, it wants to introduce a good partner to the little fat sheep in its hand!
Luo Chengwu in the ghost mother-in-law was getting closer and closer, and Luo Chengwu almost wanted to spit it out.

Just when Luo Chengwu suspected that the ghost mother-in-law was going to recommend herself and the old cow was eating young grass, the ghost mother-in-law murmured a spell.

Immediately afterwards, there were crawling sounds from all directions.

The terrifying sound made the two only living people in the mourning hall on the second floor feel their backs, and then four female ghosts in red clothes with loose long hair crawled out in strange and twisted postures.

Luo Chengwu's pupils dilated, Luo Chengwen secretly breathed a sigh of relief, thankful that he escaped.

The female ghost crawled out from the ceiling, and when she saw Luo Chengwu kneeling on the brocade mat, she seemed very satisfied with his appearance, and then she was the first to ask, "Do you have a room?"

The two big living people present were stunned when they heard this.

Are blind dates in the underworld also so materialistic?
Another female ghost said faintly: "Don't lie, the ghost mother-in-law can tell."

Being stared at by so many ghosts, Luo Chengwu was a little timid to admit the reality that he was poor.

But he suddenly thought, if you admit that you don't have a house or a car during the blind date, then usually the marriage will be blown up.

So now, if you admit that you are a weak and incompetent pauper, won't you be able to escape? !

Luo Chengwu, who was always said to have a simple mind and well-developed limbs, feels that his IQ is really high today, and his brain is better than his brother's today!

Luo Chengwu admitted frankly: "I haven't."

Sure enough, as soon as these words came out, all the female ghosts in the audience gasped.

Seeing the reaction of these ghosts, Luo Chengwu gave him a thumbs up for his enlightened mind today!
However, in the next second, the two big living people heard the female ghost who was the first to ask the question just now, saying: "Great!"

"Ghost mother-in-law, I want to pay homage to him! Right now!"

Luo Chengwen & Luo Chengwu:? ? ?

The female ghost flicked her slender fingers: "My burial is very rich, and I can afford to be extravagant. Now I just want to find a male ghost who is simple-minded and obedient, without so much heart."

"Your tone of voice in answering the questions was very candid and touched me."

Luo Chengwu panicked, why is this different from what he imagined?
He hurriedly said: "I am a wanted criminal, I have done all kinds of bad things, and I have lost my conscience!"

As if to convince the female ghost, Luo Chengwu showed his muscles and scars: "I can still beat people!"

"I have great strength, and it hurts to hit someone! I have violent tendencies!"

However, at the moment when he showed his muscles and scars, the ghost eyes of all the female ghosts released a faint cold light.

The female ghost showed a ferocious smile just now, her dense white teeth were very sharp, like a hacksaw.

"What do you think, among us red-clothed ghosts, who doesn't bear a blood debt?"

The wicked have their own evil spirits.

Luo Chengwu's expression changed in an instant. He forgot that these were not human beings, but ghosts that could eat people!