The compound criticizes the beauties who are pure and flirtatious

Chapter 143 Once a Day

The one who can bend and stretch is the little uncle.

Tang Chuxia and Tang's mother saw that when the little uncle was mentioned by the little aunt, they fell in love immediately.

"How could it be, Cuixiang! If you have something to say, speak up!"

The little uncle begged for mercy.

The little aunt was very satisfied, and slowly put him on the ground, and patted the dirt on his body very kindly.

"Damn ghost, everyone listens to you!" The little aunt lightly beat the little uncle with her sandbag-like fist, and the little uncle sat down on the ground.

The little aunt hurriedly lifted him up again.

He touched it anxiously from top to bottom, and he was relieved to confirm that there was no injury.

At this time, the little uncle had no love in his life, and he was completely numb.

Not far away, Tang Chuxia and Tang's mother clung tightly to their thighs, fearing that if one of them didn't hold back their laughter, they would be hated by their little uncle later on.

In order to divert their attention, the two of them turned their attention to the woman lying on the ground. Tang Chuxia asked Mother Tang in a low voice, "Is that the woman who seduced little uncle?"

Mother Tang nodded uncertainly: "It should be!"

"You don't look like a vixen, do you?" Why does Tang Chuxia feel that the other party has no potential to be a vixen other than being thin?

Mother Tang reminded her in a low voice: "In the eyes of your little aunt, anyone who is thinner than her is a vixen!"

Tang Chuxia: ...

She glanced at the burly figure of her little aunt, and then at the woman lying on the ground.

Foxy!
It does!

Sure enough, there is no concept without comparison.

Tang Chuxia was still thinking about it, when she saw the little uncle yelling with a flushed face, "Stop it!" But he regretted it after yelling, because the little aunt narrowed her eyes.

At that moment, Tang Chuxia felt a murderous aura.

She saw her little aunt's big fan-like hand covering her little uncle's shoulders, "Who are you?"

The anger raised by the little uncle disappeared in an instant, even his legs were shaking, and he said wisely, "Once every two days!"

The little aunt snorted coldly: "Am I being tricked so easily?"

The little uncle raised a finger in grief and anger: "Once a day, it will be done!"

The little aunt's face was like that of a Sichuan opera, and she immediately smiled, "You said this, once a day! I'll go back and make chicken soup for you!" Every cell in her strong body revealed joy.

Just after jumping for two steps, he backed up and squatted on the vixen who was sitting up.

Her fingers poked him on the shoulder, causing him to lean back.

The vixen all cried.

She felt very unlucky, how could she meet such a malevolent star.

"I didn't seduce your man!"

The vixen cried, really cried.

The little aunt said: "I'm not talking about this, but I'm telling you, my man said once a day, once a day! Do you know what it means?"

The little aunt rubbed her hands, her eyes sparkled with excitement, she thought she lowered her voice and said, "I squeezed him out, even if he cares about you, you won't be able to use it anymore!"

After she finished speaking, she proudly made a conclusion: "One stick of incense at a time, I won't do it without it!"

The little aunt jumped and ran away.

It can be seen from the back that she is very happy.

The little uncle's face was so dark that it became the bottom of the pot.

Tang Chuxia couldn't hold back any longer, she thumped the wall next to her and laughed wildly.

Even Tang's mother couldn't hold back, she shook her shoulders, and her belly hurt from laughing. Only the vixen on the ground looked dazed, completely unaware of what happened.

She looked at her little uncle blankly: "What once a day? What does one stick of incense mean?"

The little uncle's face turned from black to red, from red to black, he really can switch freely!

It makes people worry about whether his blood vessels can hold it.

"Just pay the public rations once a day, half an hour at a time. If it is less than this time, the little aunt will trouble you!" Zheng Duoqing explained kindly, and in exchange for the roar of the little uncle.

"Zheng Duoqing, are you itchy?"

The little uncle finally found a vent, so how could he let it go.

Poor Zheng Duoqing was naturally chased and beaten by his little uncle, and the vixen on the ground was also flushed.

She didn't expect that her little aunt could be so tough, and it was shameless to say such things.

"Well, are you called Su Lan?" Mother Tang couldn't stand it any longer, and gave Su Lan a hand.

Su Lan nodded: "You are?"

Mother Tang laughed and said, "I'm Zheng Wendong's younger sister!"

Su Lan hurriedly took Mother Tang's hand, and anxiously explained: "Sister Zheng, I really didn't have anything out of the ordinary with your brother!"

Tang's mother could see that if there was something, it would not be such a reaction.

She led people into the yard and saw that her aunt was already cooking chicken soup in the kitchen, so she explained to Su Lan: "My sister-in-law has a pure personality and doesn't have any bad intentions. I'll make it up to you on her behalf!"

Su Lan waved her hands again and again: "That's nothing, it's because I didn't explain clearly to her that she misunderstood."

It just so happened that the little uncle was also tired at this time, so he went back to the house and sat next to Mother Tang: "She came to ask me to help write a document about going back to school and going to work."

After the little uncle finished speaking, he pointed at the kitchen angrily and was about to criticize loudly, but when he saw the little aunt poking her head out, she immediately lowered her voice and was very aggrieved, "Cuixiang knew I was wronged!"

Tang Chuxia burst out laughing, seeing the man-eating eyes of her little uncle, immediately covered her mouth, and rushed out, pulling Zheng Duoqing who had entered the room.

"Little uncle, let me help you appease little aunt!"

The two ran away.

The little uncle was aggrieved.

Tang Chuxia and Zheng Duoqing rushed to the kitchen and held down the little aunt who was about to explode.

Zheng Duoqing saw that Tang Chuxia wanted to comfort her, so she spoke first: "Little aunt, let me tell you, my little uncle must have something to do with that woman, and he even worries about her work!"

Tang Chuxia patted Zheng Duoqing, telling him to shut up, isn't this a slap in the face!
But the little aunt was so stubborn that she really believed it.

"I'm going to break his legs, three legs become two legs, so I can only obediently make a baby at home!"

Tang Chuxia bared her teeth, Zheng Duoqing shivered.

The tough one had to be the little aunt.

Ordinary people would never be able to say this.

"Little aunt, if you are so good, little uncle must have quantity but not quality!" Tang Chuxia hurriedly dissuaded, but little aunt didn't understand her meaning, after Tang Chuxia explained, little aunt cried for help.

"What should I do then? I really want to have a baby!"

The little aunt was crying, feeling very wronged.

Zheng Duoqing thought of being chased and beaten by his uncle, and bad water came out.

"Little aunt, let me give you a suggestion, let little uncle obey you 100%, do you want to listen?"

The little aunt nodded immediately without doubt, her eyes stared at Zheng Duoqing.

He heard Zheng Duo clear his throat and wave to his little aunt. The little aunt listened to her, then her eyes widened as she listened, and finally she slapped her thigh.

(End of this chapter)