The compound criticizes the beauties who are pure and flirtatious
Chapter 302 Brother 3 is sick!
Chapter 302 Third brother is sick!
touch?
It is definitely out of touch!
Tang Chuxia felt that Gu Beihuai was just a cheapskate.
But she didn't have time to feel emotional, because she saw Tang Jianzheng coming over with a cane.
The expression on Tang Jianzheng's face was really awkward.
Tang Chuxia seriously doubted whether the original owner had misunderstood this third brother, otherwise, how could he think that Tang Jianzheng was tall and mighty and beyond ordinary people?
In fact, Tang Jianzheng is a very unflattering bastard.
For example, at this time, Tang Jianzheng said: "Oh, you are not serious just after waking up?"
Tang Chuxia withdrew her hand, leaned on the head of the bed and looked at Tang Jianzheng, her eyes narrowed, and her eyes were full of scrutiny.
Tang Jianzheng was a little overwhelmed by Tang Chuxia's gaze. This was the first time he felt such a strong sense of oppression on his younger sister.
He limped to Tang Chuxia's ward, still making tsk-tsk sounds.
"Tang Chuxia, have you developed your skills? You don't have much trouble making fun of others?"
Sitting next to him, Tang Jiangzheng glanced at Gu Beihuai: "Are you so obedient? Didn't you struggle violently before, wanting to beat this girl up? Why are you so cowardly now?"
Gu Beihuai gave Tang Jianzheng a blank look: "Be a good person, why do you have to have a long mouth?"
After Gu Beihuai finished speaking, Tang Jianzheng: ...
Fortunately, it was the familiar kid.
The speech is very flat.
He was very dissatisfied and asked: "What's the matter? Wrong?"
Gu Beihuai ignored him, lest he would die of anger.
It was Tang Chuxia who poked Tang Jianzheng with his foot, "Tell me, why did you give me your middle finger when you first saw me?"
This matter has always been in Tang Chuxia's heart, and it has become a hurdle that cannot be overcome.
Tang Jianzheng coughed twice: "Brother really compliments you!"
Tang Chuxia clenched her fists, gestured at Tang Jianzheng twice, and directly crushed a cup next to him under his shocked gaze.
Tang Jianzheng shivered, the little girl was still the same little girl, only more violent.
"Okay, okay, to be honest, the middle finger was able to move." Even Gu Beihuai who was next to him didn't believe Tang Jianzheng's words.
Tang Jianzheng had no choice but to see Tang Chuxia's eyes getting more and more dangerous, so he had to surrender: "Isn't your supernatural power most effective when you are angry? I'm tired, how can I explain to our mother?"
Tang Chuxia: ...
Gu Beihuai: ...
Even the few people who were listening at the door: ...
Sure enough, he is very Tang Jianzheng, never taking the usual path.
Tang Chuxia pointed at the door, and said very calmly: "Dear third brother, have you seen the door? Look at the shape of my mouth! g-ui-gun!!!!"
Tang Jianzheng trembled, walked away on crutches, and when he reached the door, he turned his head and said: "Little sister, you are so angry that you are hurting yourself, if you really can't stand it, let Xiao Huaizi touch your abs! Yes, brother will find it for you!"
Tang Chuxia: Ahhhh! ! !
What kind of bastard third brother is this?
All her fantasies were shattered.
This third brother is a hot-eyed thing.
Huang Yaqin, who watched Tang Jianzheng come out at the door, gave him an angry look: "What are you doing to provoke Xia Xia?"
Tang Jianzheng waved his hand: "You don't understand!"
Huang Yaqin: ...It's really incomprehensible.
Tang Jianzheng came and left again, Tang Chuxia fell into deep thought instead.
She was a little suspicious of life, and she was not even interested in the fingers that kept shaking in front of her.
Gu Beihuai was very helpless, and asked in a low voice, "What's wrong?"
Tang Chuxia tilted her head and asked him, "Do you think my third brother is sick?"
Is that kind of behavior just now something normal people can do?
Besides, before she came over through the book, the divine power of the original owner was only effective on Gu Beihuai, how could Tang Jianzheng think that provoking her would erupt the divine power?
Could it be that there is something to do with it?
Tang Chuxia couldn't figure it out, but she didn't think what Tang Jianzheng said was true at all. That guy's IQ is monstrous and his abilities are strong, so he found something normal.
Tang Chuxia shook off these messy thoughts in his mind, and asked Gu Beihuai, "Do you know why third brother hangs on the cliff?"
On this point, Gu Beihuai can really answer: "Your third brother said that he came to this area while chasing a UFO, and then the plane crashed, and he jumped off and landed on a big tree on the cliff. !"
This explanation sounds reasonable, and based on the angle, the location of the wreckage of the plane is indeed similar to the place where Tang Jianzheng landed on the cliff.
But Tang Chuxia still felt something was wrong.
With Tang Jianzheng's IQ, it is impossible for him to be hung on a big tree for such a long time without saving himself, but waiting for rescue.
Tang Chuxia rubbed her chin, lost in thought.
Gu Beihuai didn't know what Tang Chuxia was thinking, and didn't bother her, just sat beside him and peeled an apple.
An apple was quickly handed to Tang Chuxia, Tang Chuxia didn't even reach out, but grabbed Gu Beihuai's hand and took a bite, only to react after eating it.
"By the way, I forgot to ask you something, how did you deal with the remains of the corpses?"
Tang Chuxia gnawed on the apple, sobbing indistinctly, but the taste changed in Gu Beihuai's ears.
"It has been handed over to the local government to deal with it, and the specific progress is not clear!" Gu Beihuai's meaning was very clear, telling Tang Chuxia not to worry about this matter anymore.
"What's the date today? How long have I been in a coma?"
According to the usual practice, Tang Chuxia must have been comatose for a long time.
Gu Beihuai held up two fingers, Tang Chuxia cut it, and even two days later, the spring water in his mind still hasn't got rid of this sequelae.
I don't know how long it can last, I hope it won't be too long, lest I will faint every time I use it.
Tang Chuxia ate half of the apple and stopped eating it, and Gu Beihuai ate it all.
When Tang Chuxia saw Gu Beihuai throwing an apple core, he suddenly exclaimed: "Didn't it mean that today is the sixth day of the junior high, and my wedding night is already over?"
Gu Beihuai: ...
Huang Yaqin, who had just opened the door and came in, staggered and almost sat on the ground.
And Professor Huang who came in with Huang Yaqin couldn't help laughing.
Tang Chuxia looked at the aunt and nephew going crazy, and looked at Gu Beihuai suspiciously: "Professor Huang has some IQ problem?"
Gu Beihuai covered her mouth, why did it feel like Tang Chuxia, who had woken up from a coma, had no control over her mouth?
Dare to say anything?
Professor Huang wiped away the physical tears from the corners of his eyes, and then walked to Tang Chuxia's hospital bed: "My good boy, I have no problem with IQ, and it's okay to take you to do research, do you want to become my closed-door disciple directly? "
Professor Huang was looking forward to it eagerly, but Tang Chuxia directly denied it: "No!"
It's okay to be a student to someone, and she's going to go to college, but it's not so good to be a student to someone.
"Why?" Professor Huang was anxious!
Tang Chuxia: Where is the interest in provocative research?
(End of this chapter)
touch?
It is definitely out of touch!
Tang Chuxia felt that Gu Beihuai was just a cheapskate.
But she didn't have time to feel emotional, because she saw Tang Jianzheng coming over with a cane.
The expression on Tang Jianzheng's face was really awkward.
Tang Chuxia seriously doubted whether the original owner had misunderstood this third brother, otherwise, how could he think that Tang Jianzheng was tall and mighty and beyond ordinary people?
In fact, Tang Jianzheng is a very unflattering bastard.
For example, at this time, Tang Jianzheng said: "Oh, you are not serious just after waking up?"
Tang Chuxia withdrew her hand, leaned on the head of the bed and looked at Tang Jianzheng, her eyes narrowed, and her eyes were full of scrutiny.
Tang Jianzheng was a little overwhelmed by Tang Chuxia's gaze. This was the first time he felt such a strong sense of oppression on his younger sister.
He limped to Tang Chuxia's ward, still making tsk-tsk sounds.
"Tang Chuxia, have you developed your skills? You don't have much trouble making fun of others?"
Sitting next to him, Tang Jiangzheng glanced at Gu Beihuai: "Are you so obedient? Didn't you struggle violently before, wanting to beat this girl up? Why are you so cowardly now?"
Gu Beihuai gave Tang Jianzheng a blank look: "Be a good person, why do you have to have a long mouth?"
After Gu Beihuai finished speaking, Tang Jianzheng: ...
Fortunately, it was the familiar kid.
The speech is very flat.
He was very dissatisfied and asked: "What's the matter? Wrong?"
Gu Beihuai ignored him, lest he would die of anger.
It was Tang Chuxia who poked Tang Jianzheng with his foot, "Tell me, why did you give me your middle finger when you first saw me?"
This matter has always been in Tang Chuxia's heart, and it has become a hurdle that cannot be overcome.
Tang Jianzheng coughed twice: "Brother really compliments you!"
Tang Chuxia clenched her fists, gestured at Tang Jianzheng twice, and directly crushed a cup next to him under his shocked gaze.
Tang Jianzheng shivered, the little girl was still the same little girl, only more violent.
"Okay, okay, to be honest, the middle finger was able to move." Even Gu Beihuai who was next to him didn't believe Tang Jianzheng's words.
Tang Jianzheng had no choice but to see Tang Chuxia's eyes getting more and more dangerous, so he had to surrender: "Isn't your supernatural power most effective when you are angry? I'm tired, how can I explain to our mother?"
Tang Chuxia: ...
Gu Beihuai: ...
Even the few people who were listening at the door: ...
Sure enough, he is very Tang Jianzheng, never taking the usual path.
Tang Chuxia pointed at the door, and said very calmly: "Dear third brother, have you seen the door? Look at the shape of my mouth! g-ui-gun!!!!"
Tang Jianzheng trembled, walked away on crutches, and when he reached the door, he turned his head and said: "Little sister, you are so angry that you are hurting yourself, if you really can't stand it, let Xiao Huaizi touch your abs! Yes, brother will find it for you!"
Tang Chuxia: Ahhhh! ! !
What kind of bastard third brother is this?
All her fantasies were shattered.
This third brother is a hot-eyed thing.
Huang Yaqin, who watched Tang Jianzheng come out at the door, gave him an angry look: "What are you doing to provoke Xia Xia?"
Tang Jianzheng waved his hand: "You don't understand!"
Huang Yaqin: ...It's really incomprehensible.
Tang Jianzheng came and left again, Tang Chuxia fell into deep thought instead.
She was a little suspicious of life, and she was not even interested in the fingers that kept shaking in front of her.
Gu Beihuai was very helpless, and asked in a low voice, "What's wrong?"
Tang Chuxia tilted her head and asked him, "Do you think my third brother is sick?"
Is that kind of behavior just now something normal people can do?
Besides, before she came over through the book, the divine power of the original owner was only effective on Gu Beihuai, how could Tang Jianzheng think that provoking her would erupt the divine power?
Could it be that there is something to do with it?
Tang Chuxia couldn't figure it out, but she didn't think what Tang Jianzheng said was true at all. That guy's IQ is monstrous and his abilities are strong, so he found something normal.
Tang Chuxia shook off these messy thoughts in his mind, and asked Gu Beihuai, "Do you know why third brother hangs on the cliff?"
On this point, Gu Beihuai can really answer: "Your third brother said that he came to this area while chasing a UFO, and then the plane crashed, and he jumped off and landed on a big tree on the cliff. !"
This explanation sounds reasonable, and based on the angle, the location of the wreckage of the plane is indeed similar to the place where Tang Jianzheng landed on the cliff.
But Tang Chuxia still felt something was wrong.
With Tang Jianzheng's IQ, it is impossible for him to be hung on a big tree for such a long time without saving himself, but waiting for rescue.
Tang Chuxia rubbed her chin, lost in thought.
Gu Beihuai didn't know what Tang Chuxia was thinking, and didn't bother her, just sat beside him and peeled an apple.
An apple was quickly handed to Tang Chuxia, Tang Chuxia didn't even reach out, but grabbed Gu Beihuai's hand and took a bite, only to react after eating it.
"By the way, I forgot to ask you something, how did you deal with the remains of the corpses?"
Tang Chuxia gnawed on the apple, sobbing indistinctly, but the taste changed in Gu Beihuai's ears.
"It has been handed over to the local government to deal with it, and the specific progress is not clear!" Gu Beihuai's meaning was very clear, telling Tang Chuxia not to worry about this matter anymore.
"What's the date today? How long have I been in a coma?"
According to the usual practice, Tang Chuxia must have been comatose for a long time.
Gu Beihuai held up two fingers, Tang Chuxia cut it, and even two days later, the spring water in his mind still hasn't got rid of this sequelae.
I don't know how long it can last, I hope it won't be too long, lest I will faint every time I use it.
Tang Chuxia ate half of the apple and stopped eating it, and Gu Beihuai ate it all.
When Tang Chuxia saw Gu Beihuai throwing an apple core, he suddenly exclaimed: "Didn't it mean that today is the sixth day of the junior high, and my wedding night is already over?"
Gu Beihuai: ...
Huang Yaqin, who had just opened the door and came in, staggered and almost sat on the ground.
And Professor Huang who came in with Huang Yaqin couldn't help laughing.
Tang Chuxia looked at the aunt and nephew going crazy, and looked at Gu Beihuai suspiciously: "Professor Huang has some IQ problem?"
Gu Beihuai covered her mouth, why did it feel like Tang Chuxia, who had woken up from a coma, had no control over her mouth?
Dare to say anything?
Professor Huang wiped away the physical tears from the corners of his eyes, and then walked to Tang Chuxia's hospital bed: "My good boy, I have no problem with IQ, and it's okay to take you to do research, do you want to become my closed-door disciple directly? "
Professor Huang was looking forward to it eagerly, but Tang Chuxia directly denied it: "No!"
It's okay to be a student to someone, and she's going to go to college, but it's not so good to be a student to someone.
"Why?" Professor Huang was anxious!
Tang Chuxia: Where is the interest in provocative research?
(End of this chapter)
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