Xuanmen big brother live broadcast became popular

Chapter 418, Nails

"Welcome to the live broadcast room of Shiling Shibuling."

Ruan Lingwen sat on the dragon chair, and the live broadcast continued.

[Shi Lingling has good water today! 】

【Shi Lingling, I heard you drew a duck on the plane? 】

Ruan Lingwen hum!

【Hahahahahaha! 】

[Shi Lingling, learn Qin Yu with me today. 】

Ruan Lingwen said, "I'm starting to choose people."

When selected, a man appears on the screen.

He is about 50 years old, dressed a bit thickly, layers are not so delicate; he has a frown, more wrinkles on his face, but his facial features look good and his face is good.

The man said hello: "Shi Lingling is good. It's like this. There is a woman with a son who insists on marrying me. Why?"

Ruan Lingwen responded, "Nephew Ling's name is Wu Jiajun?"

The man froze for a moment, and replied, "Ah? Yes."

[Wu Jiajun's uncle? 】

[Uncle look at me, your niece and daughter-in-law! 】

【No, it's the girl who wants to marry the uncle. 】

【Lingling was smiling when I saw it. It's the same name and surname, right? 】

The man replied: "My nephew is called Wu Jiajun. Is it because of this?"

[I'm so mad! 】

[It turned out that she wasn't looking for me! 】

【What does that woman want to do with her son? 】

[Of course it's Wu Jiajun. 】

[Wu Jiajun, do you want to change your name? 】

【Who is Wu Jiajun in the way of? 】

[Uncle is so innocent. 】

The man frowned and asked, "Is it going to be okay in the future?"

Ruan Lingwen also frowned, and said, "I'm fine. But who told you to be Wu Jiajun's uncle? Someone wants to make you famous. I'll give you a talisman."

[Fuck! 】

[Some people are so disgusting! 】

[There is no difference between strong//J and robbers. 】

【People from the Qian family can snatch it back and become the Niu family, let alone this one. 】

【Uncle can be popular and earn money, I thought he would be happy. 】

The man said angrily: "What is popular or not? Do something serious! Read more when you have time, how many people want to read but can't read!"

[Teacher Wu supports/teaches for 20 years, please don’t be disgusted! 】

[Don't think this can be fired, be careful that Mr. Wu asks you to queue up to endorse! 】

[This can be available.If you want to fry, we don't let others endorse, just look at those endorsements. 】

[I have an idea, why let others fry?Mr. Wu is so positive, let's fry it! 】

[Don't disturb his normal life, promote more endorsements or something. 】

Ruan Lingwen drew a good talisman, gave it to Teacher Wu, and said, "That shameless woman wants to fire her son, so I will let her fry rice noodles."

[What does fried rice noodles mean? 】

[The meaning of self-reliance. 】

[Then why not fried rice? 】

[Stir fried strips. 】

[I know which woman it is.Her son looks good, he looks a bit like Wu Jiajun, and wants to make his debut as a young Wu Jiajun. 】

[Like a fart, plastic surgery! 】

[Is it sacrificing yourself for the sake of your son? 】

[What sacrifice?If it was Wu Jiajun's uncle, wouldn't that be fine? 】

The man replied: "I am not, thank you Shi Lingling, goodbye."

[Goodbye, Mr. Wu! 】

【We protect Teacher Wu! 】

[Yes!Such a person can't help them toss, let's all fry the rice noodles! 】

[Everyone go to the Internet to see the photo of that woman and her son, it's so ugly. 】

[Didn't you say like Long Bo? 】

[Is Long Bo ugly? 】

【I'm looking at Long Bo right now, am I hopeless? 】

Ruan Lingwen has already chosen the second one.

A woman appeared on the screen, about fifty years old.

She was wearing a thick padded jacket with the sleeves rolled up a bit, and she was wearing sleeves, holding a mobile phone in her hand, which was red and purple as if she had frostbite.

The woman looked old, and said very politely: "Shi Lingling is good, that's it." She glanced away nervously, moved a few steps away, leaned against the door to let the wind blow, and said, "My daughter, keep it for a long time. I asked her to cut my nails, but she actually told me that she was going to die, which scared me. What's going on?"

Ruan Lingwen responded, "She has depression."

The woman couldn't believe it: "This, how could it be? What should I do?"

Ruan Lingwen comforted him, "I have mental problems, it's not scary, but I need attention."

The woman sighed: "I care about her. You don't know, her nails are one inch long, and they look terrible when she is working, not to mention dirty, I am worried that she will chop them off. I said, even if you keep a small nail, Cut the rest. No, she and I are arguing, and this is a lot of quarrel."

Ruan Lingwen said: "She has a boy she likes, and thinks her hands are too short."

The woman froze.

【…】

[This question is beyond the outline, sorry for my mother's understanding. 】

[Which man, as for? 】

[Been PUAed? 】

[Even if you keep your nails, your fingers won't grow any longer. 】

[When I saw my mother's hand, I didn't find it ugly at all. 】

The woman's hand holding the mobile phone tensed up, then relaxed again. There was nothing to worry about.

Ruan Lingwen said: "I know you are watching the live broadcast, come, come to your mother."

After a while, a girl came over angrily, with embarrassment on her face again.

Ruan Lingwen said: "'Once the power is in your hands, you will carry out the orders. The three armies, big and small, follow my orders.' Do you know what this hand looks like?"

The girl was stunned.

Ruan Lingwen said again: "If you can't jump out of the palm of the Tathagata Buddha, how big do you think that hand should be? Is the playground so big enough?"

[Definitely not enough. 】

[The Tathagata Buddha also has Wuzhi Mountain. 】

[The monkey somersaults for thousands of miles, the palm of the Tathagata Buddha can't be bigger than this? 】

[There is also "Monkey King, come here for a visit."]

[This is a spell.How big is Shi Lingling's hand? 】

Ruan Lingwen said: "As big as the heart is, so are the hands. There is a saying that the eyes are high and the hands are low, but the hands are as big as the heart."

[Covering the sky with one hand, or the palm of the Tathagata? 】

[Playing people with the palm of the hand, that hand is also powerful. 】

Ruan Lingwen said: "The biggest hand is your mother's hand, which supports you all your life; the biggest hand is your father's hand, which protects you from wind and rain. Having hands and feet is the greatest luck, and how many disabilities are there? ? Mental disability! Our hands are to create a new life, the size of the hands depends on the size of the heart."

The girl angrily went to get the scissors.

Her mother was frightened, but said nothing.

Facing the camera, the girl clicked and cut off all her nails.

Her mother quickly picked up the clipped nails and said, "I'll keep it for you."

The girl looked at her mother's hand and said, "No need. I also think it's in the way. Cut it clean."

Her mother looked at her.

The girl said: "Don't worry, Shi Lingling is watching. I think about it."

The girl said to Shi Lingling: "It is enough for my mother to care about me."

Ruan Lingwen waved: "Stop showing off in front of me."

[Hahahahahaha!Be careful when Lingling will steal your mother from you. 】

[That must not be grabbed.Competing for favor, who can win the obsolete Lingling? 】

[It doesn't matter if it's your real mother or not, Shi Lingling for 3 minutes, I guarantee that your mother will throw you away. 】

【My hands are also short, I don't think they are ugly now, sorry for me. 】

[I've cut my nails, otherwise I'd be in the way of work. 】

(End of this chapter)