Xuanmen big brother live broadcast became popular

Ruan Lingwen sat down on the dragon chair and continued the live broadcast.

[Hello Shi Lingling, I have a script here. 】

[Hello Shi Lingling, I have something to ask for your help. 】

Ruan Lingwen opened the mic for someone.

A man appeared on the screen with long hair and a long face, a cool uncle.Wearing denim and jeans, he has a good figure and long legs, which is more serious.

[Who is this? 】

[A little familiar. 】

【Zhou Cang of Cang Ming Band! 】

[Everyone shout together! 】

【Wolf! 】

【Wolf! 】

【Wolf! 】

【what? 】

[People today may not know that Cangming Band became popular 20 years ago! 】

【Ye Qing is back! 】

[What are you answering, the Cangming band has been doing it. 】

【Are you angry? 】

[It's people who don't bother to care about your smog. 】

Zhou Cang finished the live broadcast, and said with a rock and roll flavor: "Hello Shi Lingling, it's like this, I've been thinking about a lady lately."

【oh! ~~~~]

[Don't make a fuss, you must have been tricked. 】

Zhou Cang said: "Although I believe it, I believe in Huanghuang Huanghuang's righteousness, so I don't have any talismans and I haven't done anything. I'm weird. Of course, I'm a normal man, and I don't have strange thoughts about women. But this kind of If you are forced to press your head, it is very low. I am not married, just because I love music, and I am not ready to get married yet."

Ruan Lingwen responded: "You are over 40 and not married yet, is your family in a hurry?"

Zhou Cang was taken aback, and said, "My family made it?"

Ruan Lingwen put on a pose, bowed his waist and began to act: "Oh, my grandson is not married yet, so the old man has to worry about him."

Ruan Lingwen changed his appearance again, playing two roles: "Do you know why your grandson doesn't get married? He likes men."

【…】

[Previous rumors. 】

[Shi Lingling's acting skills are not good. 】

【Shi Lingling, you can do whatever you want. 】

Ruan Lingwen acted again: "My God! God is going to kill me!" Then he said, "I don't have many days to live."

Ruan Lingwen acted again: "One look at his face shows that he has both sons and daughters, good fortune and longevity."

Ruan Lingwen acted again, the old lady felt relieved, her eyes sparkled again, she pulled the savior excitedly and asked, "What do you want to do?"

【…】

[This speech is not complicated. 】

[The old lady has to be frightened and coaxed. 】

[Scaring is not enough, she hates you. 】

【Appropriate coaxing and elation, Zhou Cang has an extra half-brother. 】

[Your brother, can you harm you? 】

[This grandson is better than my own grandson, and my own grandson has nothing to do with you. 】

[Shi Lingling, you're not good at acting, just tell me the result. 】

[Nonsense, Shi Lingling acted very well, I understand. 】

【Shi Lingling, I was almost cheated too. 】

[Shi Lingling, I also have an inexplicable feeling. 】

[Shi Lingling, have I been deceived? 】

【…】

【not one? 】

[Of course, have you ever seen a liar cheat someone? 】

【Not staring at Zhou Cang? 】

[Who is Zhou Cang? 】

Ruan Lingwen said: "The liar thought that Zhou Cang had some money anyway, so he asked the old lady for 200 million. The old lady really had no money, so she could only give 20. For this reason, the liar made the old lady eat something dirty. The wife has had a stomachache for a few days. The liar said it worked, and the grandson will get married soon. The old lady is weak and happy right now, waiting for the good news."

【…】

[Where is the liar? 】

[The liar asked me for 50, so I felt unreliable.When I found Lingling, it was at most 166. 】

[Shi Lingling 166 But she doesn't care about you, if the liar wants 50, he will definitely care about you. 】

[I'm serious about marrying my son a wife, I don't engage in crooked ways. 】

【Aunt, you are amazing!It is urgent to marry a daughter-in-law, but it must not be chaotic. 】

[He opened his mouth and asked for 50. If he asked for [-], I might give it. 】

【…】

[Why didn't you say it earlier? 】

[He wants 50 and is waiting for you to counter the price. 】

[No, I still think he is unreliable.I didn't call the police, but I left his message, I'm going to call the police now. 】

Ruan Lingwen and Zhou Cang said: "Your grandma told your half-brother about your date of birth and all kinds of things. Thanks to you being outside for decades, she knows that your affairs are limited."

[The person who can stab a knife in the back is the closest person. 】

Zhou Cang didn't know what to say.

【I understand. 】

【I'm not married, you worry about it, it seems that I'm sorry for you.But if you do this, you are worthy of me? 】

【Ah, yes, I also want to say that grandma is kind. 】

[Many people do bad things with good intentions. 】

Ruan Lingwen said: "The liar not only successfully got your family's hair and so on, but also took some things from you."

Zhou Cang suddenly realized: "So it will have such a big influence on me?"

[Oh! 】

[Otherwise, with Zhou Cang's upright spirit, even magic is useless? 】

[This grandma is out of line.Don't know how important the birth date is?How acquainted with a liar, can you casually give away all of your grandson's background? 】

【She doesn't care about her grandson at all. 】

[Indeed, I just don't care about you, and don't think about you at all. 】

[Otherwise, for such a big matter, can you discuss it with your grandson? 】

[What kind of grandson will marry? She will live a lifetime, so she just decides it? 】

[Who is that woman? 】

【That woman wanted to marry Zhou Cang, so she used this kind of magic? 】

Zhou Cang responded, "I don't know him, but it's getting clearer and clearer, and I feel like I'm full of dust."

【…】

[Good grandma. 】

[I always feel that I might like to be a father. 】

[As far as Zhou Cang is concerned, I can do it too! 】

【What do you think?It's not that he can't get married, he's playing music. 】

[Canglang, your 20-year-old fan is still waiting for you here. 】

Ruan Lingwen said: "Liars have strong support and a lot of resources at hand."

[Including but not limited to all kinds of whores? 】

[Using this kind of magic to forcibly tie people together? 】

【Is there any other plan? 】

Ruan Lingwen said: "Fate must be in the hands of others."

[Shi Lingling! 】

Ruan Lingwen sneered and said, "There are still some people who are happy to marry their sons. They want to hide things from the police and blame me for meddling. I don't bother to care about you."

Zhou Cang helped Shi Lingling and said: "I'm happy when there are benefits, and weep when there are disadvantages. How can there be such a good thing in the world? Some people watch Shi Lingling's live broadcast and think metaphysics is very good. He learned another lesson Trick. I don’t know, this thing is the most sinister? You can’t even see it. How dare you mess with it casually?”

【really. 】

[Those sneaky ones can't be good. 】

[I advise you to stay in awe. 】

[I am also in awe of Shi Lingling. 】

[Let you know something, but you will always learn and use it. 】

[What you should listen to is not to listen, and talk nonsense when something goes wrong. 】

[Especially those who are forced to marry, don't get involved with metaphysics!Don't even count casually. 】

【Fate don't count casually!Don't count your life casually!Don't count your life casually! 】

[Don't think that the fortune tellers on the roadside don't have much skills anyway.What are you?Just kidding? 】

【taking off own life. 】