Congratulations on opening the coffin

All of the above, of course, are all nonsense she said with her eyes open.

To get people drunk.

Shen Ruo raised her head at a 45-degree angle, said brightly and sadly: "Princess, would you like to accompany me today so that I won't get drunk or return?"

With such a simple request, Princess Jiu would naturally not refuse her.

It's just that after drinking three jars of wine in a row, although Shen Ruo wasn't drunk, she was almost numb, but Princess Jiu was still smiling, looking at her with her head propped up, as if she wasn't drunk at all.

She asked unbelievingly: "Princess, are you not drunk?"

The ninth princess just smiled and said: "Father loved to put on big banquets back then, even wine pools and meat forests were often there. If you drink a lot, you will naturally not get drunk."

Shen Ruo suddenly realized that compared to the miserable background she made up, the person in front of her was really miserable.How much did she have to go through since she was a child, before she could grow into the temperament she is now who wants to cling to powerful people by any means.

She was feeling a little complicated when she was hugged suddenly, with both hands around her shoulders, and her thin chin resting on her neck, there was a kind of intimacy that made Shen Ruo very uncomfortable.

"Don't worry, with this princess here in the future, no one can bully you again."

The hot and humid breath sprayed on her neck with the aroma of wine, which made her skin crawl, but she also reacted, "Princess, are you drunk?"

The soft hair brushed gently, and the usual clear voice became a little deeper: "I'm not drunk, I said I won't be drunk... You smell so soft, it seems to eat you up , so that you are mine——oooh!"

"Hiss! Princess, you are already biting."

This guy didn't know how to get drunk, but he just pretended not to be drunk. He had nothing to say to an unconscious alcoholic. Shen Ruo grabbed the jawbones on both sides of her face and easily rescued his neck from the tiger's mouth. But there was still a bloody tooth mark on it.

"It smells so good, your blood smells so good, don't waste it."

Nine princesses muttered vaguely, as if she was going to rush forward again, but was stopped by Shen Ruo, she wanted to stop a drunk, but it was a laborious task, she had to reluctantly take out the Zhang Jun Power Talisman, and use it on this kind of boring thing to subdue a drunk .

After finally holding Princess Jiu in her arms, she shouted to the maid standing beside her, "What are you guys doing so stupidly, the princess is drunk, hurry up and send the princess back to the palace."

The ladies in the palace asked you to look at me, I looked at you, and couldn't make up their minds. Now that Sister Rou'er is not here, if they make their own decisions, what should they do if they are blamed by the princess.

Shen Ruo frowned when she saw that the maid didn't listen to her, so she said to the princess: "Princess, you are drunk, go back to the palace."

It's just that she forgot that the last thing she can say to alcoholics is that you are drunk.

Sure enough, Princess Nine became excited immediately, pushed away Shen Ruo who was supporting her, stood up staggeringly, and shouted: "I'm not drunk! I can still drink! Come here, bring the wine! Xiao Yu, Let's go on!"

It's just that her mind was already in a mess, and she vaguely heard a "plop", the sound of something falling into the water, and finally heard the maid's screaming in disorder: "Someone fell into the river, come quickly! "

The ninth princess was already dizzy from drinking, but the chattering sound made her brain explode, and she immediately shouted angrily: "Shut up! Why are you arguing? It's just that someone fell into the water. How many people sink into the lake every year, the lotus can bloom so beautifully, it is not all grown by those fertilizers!"

"But, princess..."

"Shut up! Don't let you disturb my interest in drinking with Xiaoyu. Xiaoyu, let's continue. I know why I wasn't angry when I quarreled with Yejia and that idiot just now. It's because now I have you, I I am no longer afraid of being alone."

She poured a glass of wine, looked around the gazebo in a daze, but did not see a familiar figure, and suddenly became anxious, "Xiao Yu! Xiao Yu! Where have you been?"

At this time, the palace maid cautiously reported: "Princess, Miss Yu... fell into the water just now."

"What did you say?"

The nine princesses immediately woke up from the drunken state, and glared at the poor maid, "Then what are you still doing stupidly, why don't you save people? If anything happens to her, this princess will use you to fill the lake ! Hurry up!"

After she finished yelling, she kicked at the palace lady, kicked her into the lake, and glared at the surrounding palace ladies, "Go down to save him, all of you! Go and call the chief guard and let everyone in the palace Guards, all go to rescue this palace!"

Shen Ruo didn't know about such a massive rescue operation. She wanted to take the opportunity to get people drunk and sneak away, but those maids didn't obey her orders.

It happened that Princess Jiu pushed her. With that little strength, it was naturally impossible to push her down the lake. She took advantage of the trend, fearing that someone would find her. The moment she entered the water, she took out the speed-moving talisman and swam upstream. Go, she doesn't know anything about what happened later.

What's more, in order to see people alive and dead, Princess Nine even ordered the lake to be drained.

This lake should have existed innately, but later it was artificially built to attract running water. Shen Ruo went upstream for a long time without seeing the source.

The moment Shen Ruo got out of the water, just as she was about to take a breath of fresh air, she was confronted with an infinitely magnified face, which made her gasp in shock, almost choking on the water.

What surprised her even more was the person's appearance.

I don't know whether it is better to say that the enemy's road is narrow, or that God has good eyes.

After wasting so many days of effort, I didn't expect to turn around and let her get him.

Seeing that the other party looked at her more suspiciously and vigilantly, Shen Ruo took the first step, and the villain complained first: "Smelly Taoist priest, why are you so stupid, why don't you pull me out quickly, and you are here to scare people."

Sure enough, her move was the first to catch people, and immediately made the other party stunned for a while: "You actually talk to me like this, do you know who I am?"

"You think I'm blind, don't you know it if you don't look at it, you must be a little Taoist under the hands of Master Wu Zhu who sneaked out to be lazy, don't want me to complain, just pull me out quickly, the river is so cold Now, if I die, I will become a ghost and haunt you every day."

The Taoist stood on the bank of the river with his arms folded, obviously looking to watch coldly. He sneered, "Then you should become a ghost. Let's see who can cure who—"

"Ah!"

The one who answered him was spitting, and the Taoist froze, as if he couldn't believe that someone in this world dared to treat him like this, those two fire-breathing eyes looked like they were going to kill someone.

And someone rubbed his nose unknowingly, and said innocently: "Everyone says this river is very cold."