Congratulations on opening the coffin

She took out a book from her bosom, and handed it to Shen Ruo with both hands like offering treasures, with a begging expression: "Look, am I amazing?"

Shen Ruo took the book in disbelief, and flipped through it: "How long has it been? It's less than an hour, so you just copied it all?"

Shen Xiulin sneered coldly: "Mother, how can you leave it to her to copy books, I'm afraid she can't even read the words..."

"You can't read, your whole family can't read! At least this girl has received nine years of compulsory education, so she's much better than you!"

Unconvinced, Luo Qinghan interrupted Shen Xiulin's words, waved his little paws, and wanted to scratch him, but when the young man put his hand on his forehead, he couldn't get any closer, and looked at her with disdain, making her head mad with anger It was about to smoke, "Damn it, just wait, wait until this girl grows up a bit, and see if I don't beat you to call you mother!"

At this time, Shen Ruo, who quickly flipped through the book, said, "You didn't copy this book, did you?"

Luo Qinghan, who was still angry just now, suddenly turned into a sneer and compliment: "As expected of Sister Shen, she really has piercing eyes, you can tell it at a glance."

Shen Ruo glanced at her speechlessly: "The characters in this book are different, I'm a fool so I can't see it."

Luo Qinghan chuckled: "I didn't do it for higher and faster efficiency. I wanted Sister Shen to read the book earlier, so I called the servants in the house, and each person took a piece of paper to copy the contents. Then stick it with glue, and it will be done in less than a quarter of an hour, I am smart."

Shen Ruo pinched her nose with a smile: "Ghostly little girl. By the way, where is Jiang Yunya? Didn't you go with him before? Did you return the original book?"

"Pay it back. Sister Shen, don't worry about such a small matter. Besides, I have already persuaded him for you, and made him understand that stalking will not lead to good results. I think he Already gave up."

Shen Ruo suddenly had an ominous premonition: "What did you do to him?"

"Don't worry, I'm a little girl, what else can I do to his old man?"

Luo Qinghan showed a bright smile, and before Shen Ruo could rest assured, she heard her say, "I just overwhelmed him and took off his clothes."

Shen Ruo: "..."

This time, she saw how strong the soul hidden in this small body was. She was silent for a long time with a headache, and then reluctantly said: "Forget it, it's getting late, let's eat first." The sky and the earth are the biggest to eat.

But Luo Qinghan rejected her: "No, I promised my little lady to eat with her, so I'll go first."

As she spoke, she beckoned and left with a bouncing jump, the two tassels on her head still dangling.

Obviously a cute little girl, but a little scary.

Because of her fuss, Shen Ruo couldn't laugh or cry for a while, and even lost her appetite, she hurriedly had lunch with her son, then bluntly said that she thought of something to do, and left directly.

What she said was not an excuse, she went straight to Mei Nongxue's yard.

Xiao Tong seemed to be going to eat, but no one answered when she knocked on the door, so she jumped over the wall and went in.

"Mei Nongxue, are you there? I have something to discuss with you!"

While shouting, she directly pushed open the closed door, and heard Mei Nongxue's excited voice shout: "Don't come in!"

Seeing a bright light flying towards him, Shen Ruo reacted quickly, and immediately took two steps back, sideways avoiding the white bright ball, and said angrily, "What are you doing? It looks so dangerous."

It's just that before she finished her sentence, her back suddenly felt a little hot, and it was the bright ball that dodged, and flew back again, hitting Shen Ruo right in the middle.

Before she could figure out what was going on, she saw a huge black shadow cast down, and Shen Ruo couldn't help but widen her eyes: "Damn! Mei Nongxue, when did you become so big?"

It was only when she sighed that she realized that her voice had changed to "吱吱吱——吱吱吱"

"???"

what's the situation?
Just when she was confused, Mei Nongxue, who was as huge as a mountain in front of her, bent down towards her, stretched out her hand, and held her in the palm of her hand - the palm of her hand -

"I'm going! What the hell?"

In such a situation, even Shen Ruo couldn't calm down, but unfortunately her voice was still "squeaky".

Compared to her shock and unconcealable panic, Mei Nongxue stretched out two fingers and pinched her ears curiously: "Wow, I didn't expect to have such an effect? ​​It's quite cute." Well."

"Let go of me, bastard!"

She waved her little paw and scratched in pain, finally freed her ear from the claws.

Hey, wait, why are her ears on top of her head?Still fluffy to the touch?
She spread her hands, a pair of cute pink plum blossom pads were exposed in front of her eyes, but Shen Ruo only felt the darkness in front of her eyes.

"Ahh! Bastard, what did you do to me?"

I don't know if it's because after her body became smaller, her mind was also controlled. In anger, Shen Ruo made a move that was completely out of her character, yelling, yelling and scratching at Mei Nongxue.

It's just a weak existence, even if it's struggling desperately, in the eyes of the other party, it's just cute enough to be cute, without any threat at all.

Just as Mei Nongxue was admiring her cute performance, Shen Ruo opened his mouth in anger, and bit directly on his tiger's mouth, bastard, you made her become like this, yet you still dare to watch her good show, see her not doing well punish him!
Mei Nongxue didn't check for a while, she was so painful that she flicked her hand, and threw Shen Ruo, who had turned into a small animal, into the air. He quickly came to his senses and hurriedly shouted: "Oops!"

He wanted to reach out and catch her.

However, just when he was about to touch it, a bamboo broom flew across the sky, and directly knocked Shen Ruo out like playing golf.

Xiaodaotong breathed a sigh of relief: "It's so dangerous, I didn't expect that there would be such a big mouse in the palace. Fortunately, I saved you, Master. If you are bitten by a mouse, you will be seriously ill. Master, you don't need to." Thank me, this is what I should do as an apprentice."

Mei Nongxue's outstretched hand was shaking: "Lu Lu Lu Sheng, what have you done? You have caused trouble!"

Xiao Daotong noticed the blood on his hands, and exclaimed: "Ah, Master, you are injured, you need to call Princess Ning Yi quickly, the mouse is very dirty, and there are many diseases on his body. My father was While sleeping, one ear was bitten off by a mouse, and he also contracted dysentery, which was cured by seven or eight doctors, and finally died."

Mei Nongxue almost laughed out of anger: "Idiot! Idiot! What kind of princess are you looking for! Everyone is blown away by you!"

Xiao Daotong was stunned: "Ah? Master, what are you talking about? Could it be that the rat disease has taken over your brain so quickly, Master? No, no, call the doctor quickly!"

Mei Nongxue: "..."

How was he so blind to find such a stupid apprentice?