Empress Dowager Guide

Chapter 116 Abnormal tactics

"Nowadays, I love the green plums in the palace even more. You can see them, eat them, and appreciate them."

After hearing this, Sheng Shaoqing felt a "thump" in his heart: it's over, has this Cui Yun become a pragmatist just like her?

After Cui Yun finished speaking, she glanced at Sheng Shaoqing reproachfully and said, "The Empress Dowager should stop talking about Weichen. Now Xia County Prime Minister is waiting outside. When is the Empress Dowager going to see him?"

Sheng Shaoqing raised his hand and fiddled with the incense ash in the incense burner in front of him, took out a handful of incense ash that had just been burned out with a small spoon, poured it into a small box beside him, and said slowly, "Who said I want to see him?"

"Ah?" Cui Yun was surprised, "You didn't see him."

"Then you still ask that." Cui Yun changed his words, "You just let Wei Chen go back, and now Master Xia is probably waiting for you!"

Sheng Shaoqing was busy with the delicate work at hand, put down the tools, and waved his hands, "I said I don't see it, but I don't see it now, just wait a little longer, and you will let him in when I ask you to pass him on later."

Cui Yun had no choice but to follow Sheng Shaoqing's instructions, but as soon as she got out of the tent, she bumped into Lu Qingfeng who suddenly rushed out from the side.

Lu Qingfeng's iron armor was extremely hard, so in this accident, only Cui Yun was injured.

Cui Yun clutched the place where he was hit and was in pain, but he didn't shout out because of his own image, but his peach eyes were full of anger and stared at the person opposite, "What are you doing?!"

Seeing that he had startled Cui Yun and injured Cui Yun, Lu Qingfeng was so anxious that he didn't know where to put his hand, he raised the hand that wanted to pat her a few times and put it down.

In the past when he was in the army, if someone was injured, their officers would pat them like this to show comfort.

But now. It seems that it is not usable.
"I, I... I didn't mean it," Lu Qingfeng said tremblingly, "Miss Cui, trust me, I really didn't mean it, I just wanted to wait for you to come out and ask you, I didn't expect you to come out so Urgent, still...still walking with head down, didn't look at...just."

"That's why it became like this." After Lu Qingfeng hesitated to explain, he remembered to ask Cui Yun, "Does it hurt? Do you want to see an imperial doctor?"

Cui Yun endured the pain and let go of the place where he was covering, and said, "Can it not hurt! You are an armored man, and according to what you say, it's all my fault?!"

"No!" Lu Qingfeng waved his hands again and again, "No, no, it's all my fault, I shouldn't be here suddenly, don't be angry, if you're in severe pain, I'll take you to the imperial doctor right now !"

"you!"

"Me! Why did I just fall in love with such an idiot like you!" Cui Yun stomped her feet and turned around, leaving only the stunned Lu Qingfeng still in a daze.

Didn't he admit everything wrong, why did he still make Ms. Cui unhappy?
Also, what did she mean by the sentence just now.
Yes. Did he understand that?

Lu Qingfeng's heart was suddenly covered by an inexplicable cloud, and even he himself couldn't see what was in it.

Lian Qiao, who witnessed the whole process, smiled and said, "Lord Lu, why don't you go after him?"

"Chase?"

This time, Lu Qingfeng's footsteps were a step faster than his mind, and he immediately started to move when he heard the sound. After running a few steps, he still turned his head to thank Lianqiao, "Thank you, Aunt Lianqiao, for your guidance!"

Lianqiao covered her mouth and laughed, thinking that Mistress Cui was right, what an idiot!

It's so lively, she must be the first to learn it from the Queen Mother!

[Host, do you really not intend to know who it is? 】

"Tch—" Sheng Shaoqing said proudly, "I'm just waiting for your words!"

system:.
Why do you feel that the host's mind has changed a lot these days when he is not around?

It even misses the bad host it used to have, how innocent and cute it is.

"If he has nothing to do with you, you won't tell me, but if it has something to do with you, even if I don't ask, you will find a way to let me know."

【Well, it's our fault. 】

"Hmm, it's your fault."

system:………………

【He...actually...has something to do with you. 】

Sheng Shaoqing:! ! ! ! !

"Who?!"

"Who did you harm again?!"

God damn it, how many people will this system kill? !
【How can it be called a disaster?】

[Well, he is actually innocent. 】

[When you were selected, there were actually three other candidates who were shortlisted with you at the same time, but I took the initiative to choose you later, which is why you became the host. 】

Hearing the system's smug tone, Sheng Shaoqing said annoyedly, "It's an honor to be selected by you."

If it weren't for the civilization value, she would have greeted the 180 generation ancestors of this ghost system.

[That's natural! 】

【However, because of the confusion last time, the three candidates also... just...】

Sheng Shaoqing:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
【Among them, they should have died in that world due to various accidental factors, but】

"Are they all here???!!!!"

Sheng Shaoqing yelled out in shock, and frightened Lian Qiao, who was about to push the curtain to enter, withdrew her legs in fright, and shrank at the door, hesitating whether to go in and touch the mold.

【right. 】

"Then they also have a system? They also have superpowers and cheats???"

【No. 】

"Huh—" Sheng Shaoqing breathed a sigh of relief, "Didn't you go to repair it during the Chinese New Year? Why are there still problems? You guys are too unreliable! What kind of bullshit omnipotent system is all bragging, A system that can eat and sleep is right."

The system silently endured the anger from Sheng Shaoqing. After all, this kind of thing is quite explosive in the system.

[At the beginning, the corrections were all relatively obvious problems. I didn’t notice these trivial details. And more or less such problems appeared in every world, so.】

Therefore, everything can only depend on the host itself.

"Details determine success or failure, understand???"

Sheng Shaoqing sighed resignedly, "I thought it was Novice Village, but it turned out to be a more difficult dungeon, how do you let me brush?"

There was "rebirth" Li Lingjiang before, there was a time-traveling membership system later, and there was still a lot of mess waiting for her. When will Yuan Che grow up? ! !
Now she finally understands what life feels like years, and when she can put this burden on Yuan Che, then she will be relieved.

"Otherwise, I will arrest them and lock them up until 40 years later, and then release them after reunification?"

The system hesitated, [Can you bear it? 】

Good question, Sheng Shaoqing pouted, "Well, I can't bear it."

After all, they are all fellow villagers, and when fellow villagers see fellow villagers, there is no need to have tears in their eyes, but you can't send people into the police station as a greeting gift.

Of course, except for the one who engages in pyramid schemes and monopolies, if she knows how to break the law, don't blame her for killing her relatives righteously.

[As far as we know, this 'Host No. [-]' only wants to make money for the time being, and wants to realize his dream of getting rich in Daliang, so he made up a legend about the Celestial Color Stone and used everyone's herd mentality to engage in pyramid schemes. 】

The system paused, [As for whether there are bigger and wilder ideas in the future, we need to observe his further performance. 】

"What did this friend do before?"

This idea, this execution ability, is much stronger than hers, why not choose him to be this kind of host, so that he can disappear and be reincarnated.

【He, speaking of it, you still know him. 】

Sheng Shaoqing's interest was completely aroused at this time, and he asked extremely curiously, "Who! Who! Besides me, is there anyone else in my circle of friends who is so unlucky???"

[Your boss. 】

Sheng Shaoqing:? ? ? ? ? ?
After a short period of shock, thunderous laughter rang out in Sheng Shaoqing's mind and in the tent: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!"

System: You are making noise to my eyes.

"It's actually him!!!"

"How could it be him!!!!"

"It's him!!!!"

The system slandered, [I should have known better not to tell the host, but now it seems that the game can't be closed. 】

"Where is he! Catch him quickly! Hahahahahaha!!!"

Sheng Shaoqing's sinister smile made Lianqiao, who was quietly listening to the corner outside and hesitating whether to go in, tremble with fright. The Queen Mother was stunned. In such a situation, she should hurry to find Officer Cui, she would not dare to go in rashly.

system:.
【What are you doing? 】

Sheng Shaoqing almost burst into tears, and still did not forget to answer the system, "Of course it is!!!"

"Knowing that he fell into Qian's eyes, I didn't expect that he hasn't come out yet, and you still don't forget to do this trick here?"

"It turned out to be helpless, but now it's reversed. Since the crime is in my hands, then don't blame my subordinates for being ruthless."

"MLM? Hahahahahahaha!"

"Monopoly? Hahahahahahaha!"

"Sooner or later it will be yellow!"

Sheng Shaoqing was gearing up, eager to catch the president and boss of Tiancai Club, but the system continued, 【Don't you care about the recent situation of the other two? 】

"With you here, do you still need me to care? Just tell me, and I'll find someone to pay attention to it."

The system poured cold water on it, [This person can only detect the abnormal movement because of obvious signs, and those two have not moved yet, so I can't detect it at all. 】

"No news is the best news. Doesn't this mean that they are living in peace and order?"

[Why don't you think that they are more clever in their methods and better in hiding? 】

"Then I can't be their enemy! They all came together, they don't cause trouble, so I don't care about them?"

[Host. You are all candidates for the host, so naturally you have something in common. 】

"So what?" Sheng Shaoqing said disapprovingly, "Isn't salty fish bad like me?"

If they were as lucky as her and became masters, wouldn't they just lie down together?
[Have you ever thought about what kind of person you are?What is your so-called salted fish covering up?You were born as a human, is it just for salted fish? 】

"For being human, I'm sorry."

Don't talk about philosophy, if you talk about it, you won't be able to sleep tonight.

system:.
[What if they are not as lucky as you, and become part of the traffickers in this world, or are people who are as humble as ants among all living beings? 】

[If it were you, how would you choose? 】

Now it was Sheng Shaoqing's turn to be silent, what would she do?
If there is no system, if she becomes a beggar, or the daughter of an ordinary peasant family, she is forced to marry when she reaches the marriageable age, and the dowry is to raise a dowry for the son of the family, or the daughter of a criminal minister, is filled into the Being a slave in Ye Ting, a humble traveler without gold fingers, what kind of life is he going to face?
"Wait to die?"

It seems not.

"Those who are not qualified to be bad can only resist."

【Host, you may have died unfortunately in that world, but you were lucky to get everything you have now in this world, but they are not as lucky as you. After all, luck is only a small probability event. 】

"But—" Sheng Shaoqing paused, "This——seems to be your problem?"

What are you throwing at her?
She just wants to hang her boss up and beat her now, then throw the bruised boss into ice water and boil the ice water
Sheng Shaoqing stopped her evil thoughts in time, the world is so beautiful, she can't be so irritable.

[Yes, but think about it, if this person quietly appears by your side, and then implements some unfavorable plans for you, in order to maintain the balance of this world, I may also change the host. 】

Sheng Shaoqing: "????????"

"System, in your conscience, am I treating you badly? Can you abandon me at a critical moment and put yourself in the arms of others???"

[From an emotional point of view, I shouldn't do this, but from a rational point of view, I will only choose the optimal solution. 】

[The problems faced by human beings throughout the ages are not all about how to choose in front of the problem? 】

All right, Sheng Shaoqing followed the system, "What else can I do? Do I still have to write an edict to order, whoever can answer the next sentence of 'Odds change and Evens remain the same' will get a hundred taels of gold, right? "

[There are so many methods, if you use the most stupid method, I can't help it. 】

Sheng Shaoqing:
Asking her to think of a way, but also despising her stupid way, whoever loves this idea comes up with it!
Sometimes the stupidest way is the most effective, okay!Didn't Yun Zhi use the trick of luring Chen Liu before?

Seeing that the host was about to fail again, the system had no choice but to prompt, 【Have you forgotten your mission? 】

Sheng Shaoqing rolled his eyes silently and said, "I still haven't forgotten my original intention, how could I forget the task that Master System gave me?"

But it's all a system task.

"Isn't it to maintain the stability of this world!"

"This world is mainly Beiliang, Nanjing and Helian"

"Nanjing and Helian!!!"

The system said happily, [The host has really grown a lot. 】

Sheng Shaoqing said excitedly, "That means they won't appear by my side quietly?!"

System: It really shouldn't overestimate the host.

【You will make an alliance with Nanjing in the future, and Helian will also send people to Beiliang. You must pay attention to it. According to my calculations, there is a high probability that they will appear in the mission. 】

Sheng Shaoqing doesn't care where these two fellow villagers are at all now, she can only think about her dear boss now!
"Give me someone!"

(End of this chapter)