The Real Daughter's All-Embedded Villain Variety Show Became Popular
Chapter 2 I'm afraid I haven't been to the toilet in 8 lifetimes
Chapter 2 I'm afraid I haven't been to the toilet in eight lifetimes
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"Welcome everyone to the "All Villains" program group. Today is the official start of filming. The top six contestants on the list of villains are already on their way. I am the host Xiao C, and I will witness our progress together with you all. Are the six contestants as disgusting as the netizens say?"
The host was wearing a red suit, a pair of suit pants and high heels, and she had a standard smile on her face.
A large number of netizens flocked into the live broadcast room, [It must be our Director Wang who is awesome!This kind of variety show dares to shoot, after all, the top six on the villain list are not easy to mess with, and wishing is excluded here. 】
[I came here specifically to scold and make a wish. I have written a small composition. This person has no background and a poor family. How dare he compete with Miss Miaoyin for Cheng Yingying? Go crazy, I am really disgusting . 】
[She still often bullies Sister Miaoyin in the film crew and makes trouble for Sister Miaoyin. To be honest, she is lucky to meet our kind and generous Sister Miaoyin when she makes a wish. If she changes someone, she will be blocked by the wish! 】
[To1 on the villain list, the wish is really well deserved, and three quarters of the barrage are scolding her. 】
"Look, everyone, the first person to come to the program group is actually our Teacher Lu Wen!"
As the host's voice fell, Lu Wen sat on the suitcase, his legs slid on the ground and made his appearance. He leaned against the wall like a puddle of mud, "I'm exhausted."
"Mr. Lu Wen, you are praised by netizens as a "big guy", but you are the first to join the program group. I wonder what you want to say to netizens?" The host asked boldly.
Lu Wen: "... I don't have anything to say, I don't even recognize the title of Big Brother."
Did not wait for the host to ask questions.
There was the sound of wheels rubbing against the ground outside the gate, and then a woman with a graceful figure walked in. She made a wish to be straight, and she held a black suitcase pole with her slender white fingers.
The close-range shooting of the camera made netizens in front of the screen feel the beauty crit, a bright and moving face, curled eyelashes on the eyes, provocative, and creamy skin, without a trace of pores.
The thick black hair was tied up, and the broken hair on both sides of the forehead was gently blown by the wind, and the whole person was extremely beautiful.
The host immediately shifted his target and took the microphone to the side where the wish was made.
"Wishing, you are welcome. Netizens are very curious about you knowing about hooking up with Cheng Yingdi. I don't know what you want to say about it?"
"I have clearly rejected him and blocked all his contact information." Wishing said lightly.
The host nodded, looking expectantly as if waiting for her to say something more.
However, wishing has no vision, thinking that he can leave after answering, so he directly pulled the suitcase and stood in the corner to wait for the arrangement of the program group.
Host: "?" Don't you want to be more specific?What the hell is blocking and rejecting?It was you who seduced Actor Cheng!
【I vomited!What's the use of blackmailing and refusing after being exposed for destroying other people's feelings? Seeing that I'm right in making a wish, I really want to beat her up! 】
[Lu Wen is also 6, did you forget that you let other directors pigeons and ruined a drama? Do you know that it was someone else's hard work for many years, and you still don't recognize the title of playing big brother? stand! 】
[When will I wish to die, I will be so fucking angry when I see her!Originally, Yingdi Cheng and Sister Miaoyin were in a good relationship, so they made a wish to step in and break up for them. 】
[I feel that the face value of wishing is really good-looking, so sweet that my heart is gone (pure passers-by only smack face and don't help her talk, don't spray)]
When there was only one minute left before the meeting time stipulated by the program group, four people burst in from outside the door, two men and two women.
The man in the ripped jeans stepped forward and grabbed the host's hand, his tone was extremely anxious, "Where is the toilet? I can't hold it anymore."
"Teacher Chu Huaian, the toilet is here." The host was dumbfounded.
After Chu Huai'an got the reply, he dropped his two large suitcases, spread his legs and ran towards the bathroom.
"I'm afraid it's because I haven't been to the toilet in eight lifetimes." Gu Qian twitched his mouth with his red hair on his head.
"Puff hahaha." Lin Fangfu beside him couldn't help laughing.
Only Xia Mingyue looked proud and urged the host impatiently, "Where is our residence? Hurry up and arrange it, I have heavy luggage."
"Please wait a little longer. When Teacher Chu Huai'an comes back, we will take everyone to tidy up the residence immediately."
[Oh my god, I'm going to die from laughing, does the Chu family have no toilet? 】
[Although it's funny, I hope he'll piss his pants directly and embarrass him to death. As long as I think that my brother has been hidden by the company for many years because of him, for fear of overwhelming him, I don't like Chu Huai'an. 】
[Xia Mingyue is really annoying, what the fuck is her attitude, do you think this is your house?Every day, she puts on the posture of a little princess everywhere, and feels that the whole world should give her way and spoil her. 】
【Gu Qian and Lin FangFang looked very gentle, how did they get voted fifth and sixth on the villain list? 】
After a long time, Chu Huai'an ran back, and after solving the three urgent problems, he felt refreshed.
Host: "The six guests, please bring your luggage and come upstairs with me. The accommodation arranged by the program team is on the third floor."
"Is there no elevator? There are four boxes of luggage outside my door, how can I carry them by myself?" Xia Mingyue followed her and saw the stairs with a bad expression.
"I'll bring it up for you later." Chu Huai'an took the initiative to speak, showing his gentlemanly demeanor.
"Thank you then." Xia Mingyue regained her composure and softened her voice.
When the few of them were still arguing about the luggage, Xu Wish had already picked up her suitcase with one hand and walked upstairs. Her relaxed appearance was in stark contrast to Lu Wenti who stopped on a step and took a breath.
Everyone's eyes fell on Lu Wen, as if to say: Why are you so stupid?
Lu Wen couldn't stand such underestimation, "Make a wish, wait!"
"Huh?" Xu Yuan stopped, turned around, and looked at him inexplicably.
"Is your suitcase empty?" Lu Wen regretted it just after he finished speaking. Even if he made a wish to show his strength in the program group, he still can't open someone's suitcase to see if there is anything in it.
He changed his words: "Forget it, let me change the suitcase with you?"
"My luggage is heavy." Wishing seriously, staring at him with black and white eyes.
After all, for a panting person who was tired of carrying clothes, Lu Wen might not even be able to carry her box with iron rods and anti-wolf spray.
"Joke! How heavy can a girl's suitcase be, don't worry, let me do it!"
Lu Wen smiled disdainfully, stuck his two big suitcases in the corner, and climbed up the stairs a few steps to carry the suitcases for Wishing.
(End of this chapter)
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"Welcome everyone to the "All Villains" program group. Today is the official start of filming. The top six contestants on the list of villains are already on their way. I am the host Xiao C, and I will witness our progress together with you all. Are the six contestants as disgusting as the netizens say?"
The host was wearing a red suit, a pair of suit pants and high heels, and she had a standard smile on her face.
A large number of netizens flocked into the live broadcast room, [It must be our Director Wang who is awesome!This kind of variety show dares to shoot, after all, the top six on the villain list are not easy to mess with, and wishing is excluded here. 】
[I came here specifically to scold and make a wish. I have written a small composition. This person has no background and a poor family. How dare he compete with Miss Miaoyin for Cheng Yingying? Go crazy, I am really disgusting . 】
[She still often bullies Sister Miaoyin in the film crew and makes trouble for Sister Miaoyin. To be honest, she is lucky to meet our kind and generous Sister Miaoyin when she makes a wish. If she changes someone, she will be blocked by the wish! 】
[To1 on the villain list, the wish is really well deserved, and three quarters of the barrage are scolding her. 】
"Look, everyone, the first person to come to the program group is actually our Teacher Lu Wen!"
As the host's voice fell, Lu Wen sat on the suitcase, his legs slid on the ground and made his appearance. He leaned against the wall like a puddle of mud, "I'm exhausted."
"Mr. Lu Wen, you are praised by netizens as a "big guy", but you are the first to join the program group. I wonder what you want to say to netizens?" The host asked boldly.
Lu Wen: "... I don't have anything to say, I don't even recognize the title of Big Brother."
Did not wait for the host to ask questions.
There was the sound of wheels rubbing against the ground outside the gate, and then a woman with a graceful figure walked in. She made a wish to be straight, and she held a black suitcase pole with her slender white fingers.
The close-range shooting of the camera made netizens in front of the screen feel the beauty crit, a bright and moving face, curled eyelashes on the eyes, provocative, and creamy skin, without a trace of pores.
The thick black hair was tied up, and the broken hair on both sides of the forehead was gently blown by the wind, and the whole person was extremely beautiful.
The host immediately shifted his target and took the microphone to the side where the wish was made.
"Wishing, you are welcome. Netizens are very curious about you knowing about hooking up with Cheng Yingdi. I don't know what you want to say about it?"
"I have clearly rejected him and blocked all his contact information." Wishing said lightly.
The host nodded, looking expectantly as if waiting for her to say something more.
However, wishing has no vision, thinking that he can leave after answering, so he directly pulled the suitcase and stood in the corner to wait for the arrangement of the program group.
Host: "?" Don't you want to be more specific?What the hell is blocking and rejecting?It was you who seduced Actor Cheng!
【I vomited!What's the use of blackmailing and refusing after being exposed for destroying other people's feelings? Seeing that I'm right in making a wish, I really want to beat her up! 】
[Lu Wen is also 6, did you forget that you let other directors pigeons and ruined a drama? Do you know that it was someone else's hard work for many years, and you still don't recognize the title of playing big brother? stand! 】
[When will I wish to die, I will be so fucking angry when I see her!Originally, Yingdi Cheng and Sister Miaoyin were in a good relationship, so they made a wish to step in and break up for them. 】
[I feel that the face value of wishing is really good-looking, so sweet that my heart is gone (pure passers-by only smack face and don't help her talk, don't spray)]
When there was only one minute left before the meeting time stipulated by the program group, four people burst in from outside the door, two men and two women.
The man in the ripped jeans stepped forward and grabbed the host's hand, his tone was extremely anxious, "Where is the toilet? I can't hold it anymore."
"Teacher Chu Huaian, the toilet is here." The host was dumbfounded.
After Chu Huai'an got the reply, he dropped his two large suitcases, spread his legs and ran towards the bathroom.
"I'm afraid it's because I haven't been to the toilet in eight lifetimes." Gu Qian twitched his mouth with his red hair on his head.
"Puff hahaha." Lin Fangfu beside him couldn't help laughing.
Only Xia Mingyue looked proud and urged the host impatiently, "Where is our residence? Hurry up and arrange it, I have heavy luggage."
"Please wait a little longer. When Teacher Chu Huai'an comes back, we will take everyone to tidy up the residence immediately."
[Oh my god, I'm going to die from laughing, does the Chu family have no toilet? 】
[Although it's funny, I hope he'll piss his pants directly and embarrass him to death. As long as I think that my brother has been hidden by the company for many years because of him, for fear of overwhelming him, I don't like Chu Huai'an. 】
[Xia Mingyue is really annoying, what the fuck is her attitude, do you think this is your house?Every day, she puts on the posture of a little princess everywhere, and feels that the whole world should give her way and spoil her. 】
【Gu Qian and Lin FangFang looked very gentle, how did they get voted fifth and sixth on the villain list? 】
After a long time, Chu Huai'an ran back, and after solving the three urgent problems, he felt refreshed.
Host: "The six guests, please bring your luggage and come upstairs with me. The accommodation arranged by the program team is on the third floor."
"Is there no elevator? There are four boxes of luggage outside my door, how can I carry them by myself?" Xia Mingyue followed her and saw the stairs with a bad expression.
"I'll bring it up for you later." Chu Huai'an took the initiative to speak, showing his gentlemanly demeanor.
"Thank you then." Xia Mingyue regained her composure and softened her voice.
When the few of them were still arguing about the luggage, Xu Wish had already picked up her suitcase with one hand and walked upstairs. Her relaxed appearance was in stark contrast to Lu Wenti who stopped on a step and took a breath.
Everyone's eyes fell on Lu Wen, as if to say: Why are you so stupid?
Lu Wen couldn't stand such underestimation, "Make a wish, wait!"
"Huh?" Xu Yuan stopped, turned around, and looked at him inexplicably.
"Is your suitcase empty?" Lu Wen regretted it just after he finished speaking. Even if he made a wish to show his strength in the program group, he still can't open someone's suitcase to see if there is anything in it.
He changed his words: "Forget it, let me change the suitcase with you?"
"My luggage is heavy." Wishing seriously, staring at him with black and white eyes.
After all, for a panting person who was tired of carrying clothes, Lu Wen might not even be able to carry her box with iron rods and anti-wolf spray.
"Joke! How heavy can a girl's suitcase be, don't worry, let me do it!"
Lu Wen smiled disdainfully, stuck his two big suitcases in the corner, and climbed up the stairs a few steps to carry the suitcases for Wishing.
(End of this chapter)
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