walking dead

"Let me ask you! Why are women from other families so obedient and obedient, but when they come to my house, every one of them is covered with hearts and minds. As long as I tell half a lie, they can tell it by smell, and I wonder Now, wouldn’t it be good for the two sisters to marry me together? I love both of them, and I’m not lying to them..."

The customer sitting at the bar was drinking and talking in a babbling manner. At first glance, he thought he was talking to himself because he drank too much, but when he looked closely, he found that it was at the man's feet. There was also a big red hound squatting. The hound was wearing a leather jacket studded with bright nails like a dog. There was actually a pair of big toad glasses on his eyes. The pair of dog eyes behind the glasses were scrutinizing The dancers in the arena didn't seem to hear what his master was saying at all.

"Hey! I'm talking to you, did you hear me?" The man impatiently kicked the big dog. The big dog tilted his head to look at him, raised his paw and stretched out a sharp claw, and asked lightly, "How many times is this?" ?”

"Damn it, do you think I drank too much? Of course it's a one!" The man slapped the bar angrily and stared at the big dog, but the big dog stretched out three sharp claws very quickly, and asked quickly: "So a How much does adding one equal?"

"Of course it's three!" The man replied without thinking, completely unaware that he had been led into the ditch by his dog. Nai said: "Really! You see that your IQ limit is close to zero. What can you tell me about a smart three-headed dog and a drunk like you? I beg you to let me go, master, You dragged me here and talked drunk for two hours, I am dressed so handsome to pick up girls, I am not a confidant big sister, I can't comfort you, a man who is so bitter!" [

"Yoha~ What the hell is wrong with you, want to leave? No way, I'll tell you!" The man rolled up his sleeves angrily, and said with his tongue out, "I'm not happy, so you don't want to be happy, get up and drink with me!"

"Oh my God, I'm only four years old. Are you going to force a minor dog to drink? Hehe~ But I like it!" The big dog lay on the bar with a smile, then patted the bar and shouted: "Hey! Pretty Girl, serve the master a cup of tequlbomb! Credit it to my master!"

"Come on, Mi Ye!" The bartending girl quickly put the wine glass in front of the big dog, then winked at him and said, "Mi Ye, you are so handsome tonight, if you have another cigar in your mouth, you will be so handsome!" It's so cool, it's so awesome!"

"Hey~ There's a 'big cigar' under the master, do you want to try it?" The big dog smiled lewdly, but the girl winked and said, "Okay, but if you can get it for me Neizhuang’s green card, you can try it for you every day!”

"Cut~ Come on, you are dreaming just after the genius is dark? Do you think your master Mi is a winner?" Michael shook his head disdainfully, biting the wine glass and drank it down. The cigarette rolled up to his mouth, and he skillfully took one out and put it in his mouth, grinning and said to the girl: "Help the master light the fire, the master is in a good mood, it's okay to get you two ginseng fruits to eat." Yes!"

"Cut~ Don't fool around here, Xiaoli played with you two or three times, right? You only gave one, and it was bitten by someone, the devil would believe your words!" The girl curled her mouth relentlessly. Wishing to help Michael light a cigarette, Michael said sarcastically: "It's good to have fruit for her beauty, and she has even cured her gynecological diseases. It's too late for her to thank me!"

"Come on, who doesn't know that ginseng fruit needs to be eaten frequently to be useful, and the half of it is useless, and the old problem will recur in a few months!" The girl rolled her eyes angrily and turned away, but she knew Michael coaxed many of her sisters into bed, but he was notoriously stubborn, and he was afraid that his wife, Axue, would die, so he had to go to the barren mountains to do things.

"Hey~ Why are women so snobbish these days? Why can't they talk about pure love?" Michael wagged his tail triumphantly, then turned to look at Lin Tao who was full of depression, and said, "I said master , don’t be full of men who don’t know that hungry men are hungry. After all, your bullshit is too many women, and it’s all troubles of happiness. If you want me to say that you should throw Susu on the bed and fuck her once, fuck her When you are happy, you will naturally obey, do you still dare to flirt with you?"

"Fuck off, you come up with such a bad idea, if I have the ability to put her on the bed, I need you to teach me?" Lin Tao glared at Michael angrily, and Michael nodded sincerely, and said, "That's right, that girl It's too tough, I really can't subdue her if I don't move for real... Oh! Forget it, let's get drunk today, let's order a few bottles of Wuliangye, and your lovely little Lele will drink with you until dawn!"

"Get out! Don't lie to me about drinking wine, you don't even want to fill up ten bottles of wine in your belly!" Lin Tao snatched the wine bottle and "Gudu" took another big gulp. Michael saw that the trick had failed, so he had to They were lying on the bar counter and stealing Lin Tao's peanuts to eat, and they rolled their big tongues to get several peanuts.

"Handsome boy! Are you drinking alcohol?"

Suddenly there was a gust of fragrance, and a very fashionable beauty sat next to Lin Tao, looked at him with a smile and said, "Drinking alone is boring. I happen to be alone. Are you interested in drinking together?"

Lin Tao turned his head and looked at the other party. She was a very good-looking woman, and she was by no means an ordinary wandering girl. The beige skirt was neither long nor short, just showing her knees. On her slender legs, she wore a pair of flesh-colored silk stockings, wavy Her long hair was permed into a large S-shaped curl, and the makeup on her face was not too heavy, which added a bit of brilliance to her just right.

"Okay, let's have a drink first!" Facing the pleasing beauty, Lin Tao also said so, holding a wine bottle and filling a glass for the beauty, but the beauty smiled and said: "This is not drinking, but drinking, waiter, Please pass me that 12-year-old Chivas Regal on the shelf...yes, a whole bottle!"

The unopened 12-year-old Chivas Regal whiskey was placed in front of the beauty. The beauty did not intend to ask Lin Tao to pay the bill, but opened a white Kun bag she carried with her, and pinched out a red one hundred catty denomination from the bag with her orchid fingers. Food stamps, this kind of food stamps are issued by the Qingshan County government. Because of their good reputation, they can be used in any shop in Jindian Villa. The exchange rate is [-]:[-] with the work card issued by Jindian Villa. Five catties of food stamps are exchanged for A work point card, but people who do business in the villa prefer work point cards, because the work point cards can directly buy ginseng fruits and rare materials without queuing!

"Give me some snacks, and the rest of the money is your tip!" The beauty gracefully handed the food stamp to the bartender, and the bartender girl's eyes lit up immediately, after all, there are not many such generous customers See, excluding the money for wine and snacks, she can save seven or eight catties of food stamps herself!

"I'm sorry, I'm not used to drinking white wine!" The beauty smiled at Lin Tao apologetically, opened the bottle skillfully and poured half a glass for herself, then shook the bottle in her hand and asked, "Do you want to try some too?" ?”

"Contrary to you, I'm not used to drinking foreign wine!" Lin Tao shook his head with a smile, and when he saw the beautiful woman on the opposite side raised his wine glass as a signal, Lin Tao also raised the glass generously and touched her lightly, but he didn't expect the other party to drink wine. He actually drank most of the glass of wine in one breath, but his face turned red immediately.

"Huh~ It's so cool! From the throat to the stomach, look, the hairs on my arms are standing up!" The beauty pursed her lips and patted her somewhat towering chest, and happily raised her arms to show Lin Tao She had fine goosebumps, and then she smiled and said to Lin Tao: "Hee hee~ Can't you tell? Actually, I can drink very well. I used to claim that I won't get drunk after a thousand cups!" [

"I really didn't see it, there are two brushes!" Lin Tao also smiled, turned around and picked up a cigarette on the table, and asked the beauty, "Would you like one?"

"Hmm..." The beauty seemed to be hesitant looking at the stick of "Cordyceps sinensis", and said in a tangled voice: "Many living examples tell us that as a single woman, you must never pick up cigarettes from strange men casually, but who told you to do so?" I asked you to drink, just smoke one, if you are a bad person, I will be unlucky!"

"It's just a cigarette, it's not as complicated as you think!" Lin Tao smiled wryly and shook his head, passed the cigarette over, and helped the other party light the cigarette in a very gentlemanly manner. However, he became interested in Michael who was behind Lin Tao. He pointed to Michael who was poking his head and said, "Is this your dog? It's so interesting and expressive, just like a curious child!"

"Dead dog, you are free, you can play wherever you like!" Lin Tao glanced at Michael lightly, and Michael immediately dismissed his master when he saw that his master was so unconscionable that he favored sex over friends. With a "cut", he jumped off the bar chair and touched Lin Tao's cigarette at the same time.

"Wow! It can understand you, haha! Why did it take your cigarette away? Could it also smoke?" The beauty looked surprised, but Lin Tao shook his head and said, "Leave him alone , let's have another drink!"

"Okay! But this time I can't drink so much anymore. I don't eat much at night. If I drink too much, my stomach will hurt!" The beauty poured herself a small glass while talking, and gently poured it into Lin Tao's wine glass. Touch, said with a smile: "Cheers! I hope I have a good time here tomorrow!"

Lin Tao raised his head and drank the wine in the glass, wiped his mouth and asked, "What? It sounds like you are here to play?"

The blush on the beauty's face became even more charming after drinking, she nodded and said, "Yes! Didn't I come here to play or to work? It's been two full years, and I can finally have a place for vacation, although there are many The place is not satisfactory, but it's better than nothing, and I'm going to go crazy if I'm stuck in the county again!"

"Then why did you come alone?" Lin Tao asked with a smile.

"You're so stupid to ask this question!" The beauty giggled, pointed at herself and said, "Single! Do you know what it means to be single? If you come here with friends, how can I meet a handsome guy like you? "

"Am I handsome? How come I don't know?" Lin Tao asked with a smile on his face.

"Haha~ You are very gentle but not humble at all, yes! You are very handsome and have a lot of taste, and your eyes tell me that you are a man with a lot of stories, which suits my taste very much!" The beauty pointed at Lin Tao again and said happily.

"You don't want to pick on me, do you?" Lin Tao was amused by the beauty's very direct tone, but the beauty waved her hand and said, "Although everyone is looking forward to a one-night stand, I can't afford it. If you sleep with someone else, you will definitely fall in love with someone else's silly girl, and if you are really a villain, I will be miserable, so let's just drink and drink like this, and you are not allowed to have other thoughts about me!"

"Then you still dare to ask me for a drink?" Lin Tao deliberately showed a wicked smile.

"Why don't you dare? Go out and turn left 20 meters to the police station. If you dare to play tricks, I will call the police, haha~" The beauty smiled cheerfully, and then said mysteriously: "Although the purpose of my coming out to play is to relax , but I am not a fool, you drink such good wine and smoke such expensive cigarettes, you will definitely not take a little money from me, so I am very relieved!"

"Since you are not afraid, let's drink!" Lin Tao smiled and picked up the wine glass and had a drink with the beauty. After a while, he drank four or five glasses in a row. After a long time, Lin Tao discovered that although this woman looked a lot like an office worker, she was not as capable and thoughtless as she appeared on the outside.

The bottle of Chivas Regal on the table was half gone, and there were too many beauties, and the chair swayed a little, but Lin Tao didn't want to get drunk, so she took the opportunity to do something, so he ordered some pastries to fill the beauties' stomachs , and then asked: "I still don't know what your name is? How do you call it?"

"Hee hee~ Actually, I really want to say why we met before, as long as we all have a good time drinking! But this is too old-fashioned, you should call me Yin Yin! Zhu Yin's Yin!" The beauty swayed and patted I looked at Lin Tao again and asked, "Then what is your name? What do you do?"

"My surname is Lin, and I'm here to do some business!" Lin Tao didn't tell the truth about his identity. What he needs now is just a drinking buddy, and it would be boring to talk too much.

"Then do you know the owner here? He has the same surname as yours!" Yinyin stretched her head over and said, with a strong smell of alcohol in her mouth.

"I know, but do you have anything to do with him?" Lin Tao squinted at the other party. In fact, he didn't care if the woman had been acting. Not interested, once you are not interested, you will naturally follow suit!

"Yeah! I have something very important to see him!" The beauty nodded hurriedly, stretched out her hands and gesticulated in the air, and said, "I want to live in their villa tonight. My hometown is from Anhui, so I really miss that old house with black tiles and white walls, but no matter how much I pay, the guards say that no outsider is allowed to enter without the approval of the owner, but I really want to stay in it for a night, especially that There are flowers growing on the walls in a small courtyard on the hillside, so beautiful!" [