You agreed to farm together, but you secretly went to guard the beast?
Chapter 542 May the World Be Free of Moo Moo
Chapter 542 May the World Be Free of Moo Moo
The gilded black tiger beast's eyes instantly revealed disgust and loathing.
What are these mooing creatures doing here?
What bad luck! What terrible bad luck!
We're better off without this territory!
After a single encounter, the gilded black tiger beast, which had been harassed by the Titan golden-armored bulls for nearly three hundred years, paused slightly before flying eastward.
"Fuck!"
"Fuck!"
Qian Qi and Gong Qiang shouted at the same time, "You're going the wrong way—"
Qian Qi quickly urged the Titan Golden Armored Bulls to chase after the gilded black tiger beast, but the black tiger beast saw them and ran even faster, which frightened Qian Qi so much that he stopped immediately.
She clicked her tongue. "We can only rely on Su Xingchen's side. Hopefully, they've already found the Titan Golden Armor Bull..."
The gilded black tiger beast galloped toward the eastern defense line of Qingzhou. It glanced back and breathed a sigh of relief when it saw that the golden-armored oxen were not chasing after it.
Although it's a pity to give up that land, a quiet and peaceful living environment is obviously more important.
God knows how loose its anus was back then, it couldn't even hold a poop. After 30 years of hard work, it's finally recovered and feels younger. It never wants to go back to the days when the golden-armored bull would sneak up on its anus every night.
May the world be free of the mooing sounds!
Huh? Who stole its lines?
The gilded black tiger beast stiffly raised its head and saw that in the distant east, fiery red flags were fluttering. Behind them, countless Titan golden-armored bulls with bloodshot eyes roared and charged toward it!
Gilded Black Tiger Beast: !!!
Good heavens! Why are there mooing sounds here too?!
The gilded black tiger beast turned and ran west.
It knows exactly which way to go – more mooing in the east and less in the west!
The Gong family soldiers were nervously and miserably following behind the gilded black tiger beast, worried that it might attack the ground again, when suddenly they noticed that the gilded black tiger beast, which had been running wildly, suddenly stopped, as if it had seen something terrifying, and turned its body around and ran back.
Gong Jiajun: !!!
Just as they were preparing to attack and defend, they saw the gilded black tiger beast fly quickly over their heads as if it needed to urinate. The rain, which originally smelled of grass and dust, seemed to have a pungent odor.
Gong's men lowered their heads, looking at the unidentified yellow substance on their clothes: ...
Qian Qi quickly covered the system with his hands and eyes.
System: #¥seven%you…*big@#¥grandpa%…
Ultimately, the Golden Black Tiger was driven to the western no-man's land by the Titan Golden Armor Bulls.
The golden-armored oxen in the east and the golden-armored oxen in the west met, and they were immediately moved to tears.
Some elderly couples who had been separated for thirty years suddenly became affectionate on the spot. Qian Qi's eyes lit up as he watched, and relying on his illusion skills, he bit off a piece of the female golden-armored bull's ear.
They euphemistically said: If I get pregnant in the future, she will be my godmother, and I will have to give her a few calves.
Gong's army: ...How perverted.
but……
"The future"—what a wonderful word!
They still have a future.
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Although the Golden Black Tiger Beast was driven to the western no-man's land, its threat to the human world still exists.
No one can guarantee that the Black Tiger Beast won't launch another war against humanity someday.
The seven major families held an emergency meeting, but Qian Qi refused to listen in and sat on a small stool to clean the system panel.
"System, please don't be angry!"
Seeing that the system was so angry that not a single word was displayed on the panel, Qian Qi smiled sheepishly, "Wasn't that because the situation was urgent? Besides, it's not entirely my fault!" "Where we're from, we believe in cause and effect. If the system had been willing to be my storage space in the first place, storing an umbrella or something beforehand, wouldn't this situation have been avoided?"
A pixelated eye roll appeared on the system panel.
Qian Qi lathered himself with soap on the system panel, picked up a shoe brush and scrubbed vigorously, saying, "Okay, don't be angry, how about I transfer you 100 million?"
Sure enough, the mention of money caused the system panel, which was currently employing passive-aggressive tactics, to tremble slightly.
【Why have you been so generous lately? →_→】 It finally made a sound.
"Because I love the system, and I like to spend money on you because I love you!" Qian Qi said sweetly.
The system panel made even an inorganic being like me get goosebumps. This dog Qian Qi was actually acting cute. Could it be that he had been possessed?
But seeing her sitting so confidently on the small stool, drawing the word "Big SB" on the foam-covered panel with a shoe brush, it was quite certain that this was the vengeful and stingy Qian Qi.
After thinking for a moment, it said, "No need to pay me. I just stored up a lot of good stuff from the Lanshan Python dungeon last time, plus the treasure from the Fire Creek Dragon's vault. I've redesigned the lottery wheel; you can spend money to try your luck."
[A win-win situation!]
Qian Qi's face immediately scrunched up. "Three million for one lottery draw. You know I'm really bad at this, and I might just get 'Thank you for your patronage.' Aren't you just making two million off me for free?"
[No way!] The system guarantees, [I've removed all the "thank you for your patronage" messages! You'll definitely get something usable!]
"Such a good thing?" Qian Qi looked at it suspiciously, but quickly narrowed her eyes and said sweetly, "I understand, it must be that the system loves me too much and doesn't want me to die, but it can't give me a life-saving weapon for free, so it used this compromise method!"
Qian Qi rubbed his face against the system panel, getting foam all over his face. "System Master~ You're so nice~ Mwah mwah mwah—"
System: ...Hey, hey, hey, don't think I don't know. You're trying to use this method to get me to add something that can save my life to the lottery tray!
Although the system was internally complaining, it still secretly added a few more life-saving items to the prize wheel.
[It's agreed that the minimum order is 100 draws, so pay the full amount upfront!]
"It's settled then, if I draw 'Thank you for your patronage,' everything in this prize platter is mine!" Qian Qi said cautiously.
【no problem! 】
Qian Qi was finally relieved.
She transferred 3 million to the system.
The system panel displayed the lottery wheel. Qian Qi wiped the foam off the system panel and tried his luck with a draw. He got 10 A-grade Ink Raven evolution materials.
"Not bad, you were quite generous this time!"
Qian Qi rubbed his hands together and said, "This time, I'll do 10 draws."
Wow! Congratulations to Qian Qi for obtaining 10 Gilded Black Tiger Beast Feces!
[Boss Qian Qi's luck is as bad as ever, even worse than the dung of the gilded black tiger!]
Qian Qi: ? ? ?
Qian Qi jumped to his feet: "Why is there gilded black tiger beast excrement in here?!"
She stared intently at the system panel, and finally discovered, to her dismay, that the system had replaced all the "thank you for your patronage" messages with images of black tiger beast droppings!
"What a fine way to say there won't be a thank you for your patronage!"
So that's where the trap was!
【It's alright, it's alright. This is the excrement of an epic-level high-level magical beast. As long as you draw this "Complete Guide to the Use of Magical Beast Excrement", it will be very useful ^v^~】The system grinned.
"System!" Qian Qi roared, "I didn't expect you—"
The system panel unfolded, and I smiled and prepared to receive her incompetent tirade.
"—You actually like to eat shit!"
system:?
system:? ? ?
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