You agreed to farm together, but you secretly went to guard the beast?

Chapter 546 Aren't you just plain bad at this and love to play around?
After talking with Xiang Wenyun, Qian Qi reluctantly went upstairs.

She felt a little nervous at the thought of entering the adult world with Su Ang in a little while.

I don't know where to start...

"System..."

When people get nervous, they can't help but want to find outside help. Qian Qi asked tremblingly, "Do you have that?"

"Which one?" the system asked, feigning ignorance.

"It's that, you know, it's my first time." Qian Qi coughed lightly, "Although I think you probably haven't..."

[Tsk, who says I don't? Don't forget I'm the great System Lord who possesses everything!]

The system grumbled in dissatisfaction, then shrunk the panel several times over and flew stealthily to Qian Qi's side.

After confirming that no children were watching, he urged, "Hold out your hand, I'll give it to you."

Qian Qi was wondering why he needed to reach out again when the system panel opened its mouth and spat out a box of baby burp bags.

Upon seeing what it was, Qian Qi's face instantly turned red. He felt as if he had received a hot taro in his hand, unsure whether to throw it away or not.

She screamed internally, "What is this—who asked you for this?!"

system:【? 】

System: [Didn't you say it was your first time and you wanted to do *that* again?]

Qian Qi never expected the system to misunderstand. She scratched her messy hair and after a long while, she said shyly, "I only want the first half. How do I flirt?"

She wasn't prepared to jump straight to the second half on the first try!
The system was momentarily speechless. [Aren't you just plain bad at the game but love to play?]

Even when adults are having some kind of life together, they still have to divide it up.

"So do you actually have a 'Flirting Guide'?"

System: ...What a corny name.

No, this is all we have. Use it or not, take it or leave it.

I thought I could finally hold my baby, how awful!

Qian Qi, his expression numb, clutched the baby's sac tightly. He climbed two more flights of stairs before belatedly realizing, "Wait, System, why do you have this?"

"Then you'll have to ask Su Ang." Mentioning this, the system had a lot to say: "I still have several boxes; he threw them all away."

Qian Qi: ? ? ?
So it turns out I wasn't the jerk, but Su Ang?

"So when did you secretly leave me and start following Su Ang around picking up this stuff every day?"

More than Su Ang being a scumbag, the system's betrayal caused her even more heartbreak. "Could it be that you were 'bound' to him back then but couldn't have him, so you could only pick up things he used to express your longing?"

System: 【…Are you out of your mind?】

Qian Qi: "You're on my mind."

system:……

The system was speechless for a moment at this reply, which was neither a fact, an insult, nor a confession.

It took him a while to recover. He walked slowly downstairs, saying, "Since you two are so lovey-dovey, then I'll go out for a bit."

Qian Qi: "Will you still love me when you come back?"

System: [I love you so much, you brain-dead idiot :)]

Qian Qi went upstairs satisfied.

As soon as I opened the door, I saw Su Ang wearing a bath towel, washing his wet hair as he walked over, his whole body steaming.

Qian Qi blinked, his gaze sweeping over the oversized white bath towel that the silver-haired youth was wrapped up tightly in. "Where did this come from?"

She didn't remember having any in her room.

"I got it from Xiaomin," Su Ang said honestly.

Qian Qi wasn't satisfied. As he entered the house, he said, "Does it have to be this big?" He was covered up so tightly, as if he was afraid she would see it.

She'll have a good talk with Xiaomin later, and tell her to get a smaller one next time, because it's so tiring to wash a big one.

Su Ang obediently followed behind her and explained, "She said this is enough for the two of us."

"Then why didn't you wait for me to shower together?" Qian Qi asked casually, only to realize after asking that he seemed to have said something inappropriate for children.

The silver-haired youth behind him suddenly blushed. "W-Is it alright?"

"How dare you ask? Of course not!" Qian Qi glared at him. "We're not that close yet!"

This one has to be placed at the very end of the second half!

Qian Qi meticulously planned, reaching out to pull at his bath towel, "Give me half!"

"No." To everyone's surprise, the usually obedient young man backed away repeatedly. "My clothes just got wet in the bathroom, this is the only one I can wear."

He looked at Qian Qi's outstretched hand, his ears turning bright red, and coughed lightly before slightly raising his chin. "Or perhaps, Qi Qi, you want me... to wait for you?"

Qian Qi glanced at him with a puzzled look, then stepped forward to snatch his bath towel. "Tear this bath towel in half, the remaining part will be enough to cover your body!"

Su Ang choked, somewhat annoyed by her lack of romantic understanding. He gripped the towel tightly, racking his brains for a way to continue flirting with the girl, but his backward body suddenly tripped over the edge of the bed, causing him to fall backward.

Qian Qi, who was clutching a bath towel, was also grabbed by the young man's arm and fell towards the double bed.

Her forehead bumped into the young man's chest. She felt no pain, but her body felt a warmth. She looked up and met Su Ang's dark and deep eyes.

The hand on his waist tightened slightly, and the young man's voice was hoarse, "Continue?"

Although it consists of only two characters, the meaning is already quite clear.

Su Ang invited her to continue working on the hovercar.

For example... "How about we do it here first?"

The young man's fingertips traced along the girl's lower back, his eyes gradually darkening. "Keep three."

"But I haven't washed yet..."

"I'll be fine after I wash it off..."

"..." The girl looked away uncomfortably, her ears turning slightly red. "Whatever."

The silver-haired youth chuckled softly, and with a slight effort, lifted the girl up. He also raised his upper body, ran his hand through the girl's hair, and brought her closer to his face. "I've changed my mind. It's better to kiss here first."

The young man's gaze was fixed intently on her lips, the atmosphere perfectly ambiguous. Qian Qi's heart pounded like a drum, and he subconsciously closed his eyes.

The silver-haired youth closed his eyes and moved closer to the girl's lips.

What are you two doing?

Unexpectedly, a third person's voice appeared in the room, which should have been filled with tenderness.

Or perhaps... it wasn't a human voice.

Qian Qi and Su Ang suddenly opened their eyes and looked toward the source of the sound—the windowsill.

A crack appeared in the window, and Little Venom slipped in, its head perched atop a chubby Bone Mother, staring at the two with curiosity. "Kissing?"

Qian Qi: ...

Su Ang: ...

Qian Qi: My dear boyfriend, you also have the good habit of opening windows for ventilation?

Su Ang: It's hot.

Little Venom belatedly realized, "Did I disturb you two?"

Just as Qian Qi was about to say something, Little Venom chimed in again, "It's okay, just pretend I don't exist."

Little Venom casually crawled into the window, only to be met with a "bang" behind it. It turned around in bewilderment and found that the sack its tail was curled into was stuck.