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Chapter 204 A group of people who can't drink well, you are so brave!
Chapter [-] A group of poor drinkers, how dare you! (ask for subscription, reward)
At this moment, Feng Timo felt in her heart: I, I love your sister, me!
You are so small,
Your whole family has one little one.

What's wrong with my old lady, did you eat your rice?

Although the sparrow is small, it is still...

bah bah~~
What kind of metaphor is this!

Why can't these foreigners understand Chinese culture clearly before praising others?
So much so that the old lady still has to greet her with a smile, "He's also very handsome, he's tall and big, and looks mighty!"

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This kind of party is destined to be hungry,

Therefore,
After 10:30,
The two looked at each other, nodded each other, and then both laughed, then Feng Timo took out his mobile phone, "Wait a minute, I'll call a driver!"

In fact,
There is no need to call a driver at this door, there are many drivers around.

After a while,

The two of them were already sitting at the stall where Feng Timo was cheated by Shen Fei for the first time, the middle-aged man came over with the menu, and when he saw Shen Fei and Feng Timo, his expression was startled, " Oh, you're not the overlord who ate last time... Ahem, girl, did you bring your boyfriend to dinner again? What do you want to eat this time?"

"Did you eat Bawang's meal last time?" Shen Fei looked at Feng Timo with a face full of surprise, his expression extremely exaggerated.

"I..." Feng Timo immediately pinched the soft flesh on Shen Fei's waist, "You are not a stinky bastard, you still have the nerve to tease me!"

Shen Fei bared his teeth in pain,
The boss next to him smiled, "I misunderstood last time, I misunderstood, hahaha, what to eat this time, make sure the portion is full..."

have to say,

This time, the boss was so generous that he not only gave Shen Fei two extra half a catty of mutton skewers, but also gave half a dozen extra beers, "Little brother, younger siblings, eat and drink well, if it's not enough, just mention it! Brother, I will definitely Home service~~~”

"Thank you~"

Shen Fei cupped his fists, then opened a bottle of beer and handed it to the boss, "Show off one?!"

"No, no, I still have to work over there, come back later when I'm free~" The boss waved his hand and left with a smile~~
Shen Fei handed a bottle of beer to Feng Timo, "On the hour? Oh, by the way, singers don't drink, just to save money!"

Shen Fei actually took back the beer that was handed over just now.

see,

Feng Ti got upset, got up straight away, bent down and snatched the beer bottle, "Who said you can't drink, I drank all the red wine at the banquet just now, and still care about this beer?!! Bring it to you~~"

After grabbing the beer, Feng Timo raised her face, full of embarrassment,
Pick up the plastic cup and pour it for yourself,

Quite a bit of the boldness of a man from Lu Province~~
"Are you sure?"

Shen Fei raised his eyebrows.

"That must be dripped!" Feng Timo's small face was raised higher, her nostrils were almost turned upside down, "You can't?"

"Ha, how can a man say no? Bang bang hard!" Shen Fei held up his wine glass, "Come on, let's go!"

"Okay, let's see how tough you are!" Feng Timo not to be outdone, they toasted.

One cup for you, one cup for me, one cup for another.

You have a bottle, I have a bottle, and the bottle is empty.

After a while,

A dozen beers have been finished, Shen Fei is eating the roasted lamb loin, his stomach is already too full to swallow, Feng Timo is holding the peanuts, resting his cheek in one hand,

With a flushed face and blurred eyes, she looked at Shen Fei with a smirk, "Are you alright, little dog~~"

"Ahem, Boss, another dozen!"

Shen Fei immediately raised his hand and shouted.

To be looked down upon by this little one, can you bear it?
"Hi'er, no, don't force yourself~~Hi'er, don't worry, this... this girl won't laugh at you, giggling..."

Feng Timo patted Shen Fei's hand one after another, smiling foolishly.

Shen Fei glanced at the phone in a daze, "Wait a minute, brother, go and make a call, you won't be able to turn around and kill you!"

Shen Fei's steps were a little wobbly, but not to the point of being drunk.

Isn't it just drinking some red wine, and now drinking a few bottles of beer, what a big deal~~
After a brief chat with Annie,

Shen Fei found a place where no one was around, sprinkled it,
Walked back with a cigarette in his mouth,

The cigarette butt is glowing red,

While picking up the beer, Shen Fei clicked open two bottles,

Pass one of the bottles to Feng Timo, "Let's talk about it first, whoever gets drunk first will pay the bill. Dare you?"

"Why don't you dare, I'm afraid you won't make it, come on, fix it!"

Feng Timo wobbled holding the beer bottle, the neck of the bottle touched the bottle in Shen Fei's hand.

"and many more,"

Shen Fei said again, "You are not allowed to go to the bathroom halfway, and whoever can't hold it in is considered a loser!"

"it is good!"

Without even thinking about it, Feng Timo agreed directly.

Next,
Drink one bottle after another,
Even Shen Fei was shocked,
Even though this girl is so small, her belly... Nima, she's really good at pretending.

Seeing that there are only two bottles left in this dozen,

Shen Fei wobbled to pick up a bottle, pinched the bottle opener with the other hand, and grinned at Feng Timo, who was resting his chin on both hands, "Do you want to continue?"

"Must... must, hiccup..."

Feng Timo's eyes were already trying to open, but he couldn't open them no matter what.

but,

The mouth of the cooked duck is still hard.

"Okay~~"

With a "collapse" sound, Shen Fei opened a bottle,
Tremblingly, she placed it in front of Feng Timo.

Feng Timo apologized for the beer bottle with both hands, shaking it...

"Pfft~~"

a bang,
wow,

a crisp sound,
After two rings,

Feng Timo looked up to the sky and collapsed on the ground,
The beer bottle fell to the ground,
Bottle of broken wine sprinkled.

"Hey, hey, hiccup...hey, don't be cowardly, bitch... hiccup~~" Shen Fei pointed at Feng Timo, with a cigarette in his mouth, giggling.

but,

Feng Timo couldn't open her eyes anymore, her body squirmed a few times, she was still lying on the ground unable to get up, her right hand moved unconsciously, and she was speechless...

"Fuck! Drunk? Hiccup~~~"

Shen Fei slurred a few foul words, staggered to Feng Timo's side, shook the girl, shouted twice, but there was still no movement...

"Day, I'm so drunk!"

Shen Fei cursed again,
Shouted to the boss, "Boss, checkout~~~"

then,

Feng Timo took out his mobile phone from his pocket, um, it was the latest version of Shotgun 13P.

Shen Fei swipe,
Sure enough, there is a password,
Squeezing Feng Timo's fingers, I tried the thumbs of the left and right hands first, but the unlocking failed.

Then helped Feng Timo, and unlocked his face: "Fuck! Failed again!"

Shen Fei tried her other fingers one by one,

Well, it prompts "Multiple errors, unlock after half an hour"!
"Depend on!"

Shen Fei took out his mobile phone speechlessly, scanned the boss's payment code, and settled the bill.

Glancing at Feng Timo who was on the ground, she shook her head and sighed: "Although her figure is not good, she is very shriveled, but she is still a woman anyway; don't be picked up by someone~~"

Then,
In the expressions of everyone's wide-eyed eyes,

Shen Fei grabbed the girl's arm with one hand,

With the other hand grabbing her waistband,

Just throw it on the shoulder,
That's right, that's right, it's like carrying half a dead pig split from the middle, and carried it away~~~
Hold out your hand to stop the car on the road,

The driver saw that one was drunk unconscious and the other was staggering, the car didn't stop, and drove away...

Several taxis in a row are like this bear!

Obviously, people don't want to get drunk.

"You guys are so stupid, it's not like I don't give you money, why are you sneaking away so fast, you're in a hurry to go to the funeral!"

Shen Fei cursed,
then,

angry
He raised his hand and slapped the butt bone of a certain Heavenly King Gedihu who was carrying it on his shoulder, "Smelly woman, you can't drink it, you are so weak!"

Fortunately, it is not too far away from Tomson Yipin.
It's a two block walk,

Shen Fei just carried a dead sow on his shoulders and walked all the way.
It caused pedestrians around to look sideways~~~~~
Staggering, he finally arrived at the gate of Tangchen Yipin. The security guards in the community saw this posture and immediately came out to stop him, "Hey, who, why are you carrying an unconscious woman on your shoulders, tell you, don't... eh? ? Are you Mr. Shen?!! Sorry, sorry, I didn’t see clearly just now~~”

Security guard Xiao Liu naturally regarded Shen Fei as a villain who drugged women,
For the sake of the community's reputation and for my own position, I had to stop him.

"What's the matter?"

Security guard Xiao Liu pointed to Feng Timo on Shen Fei's shoulder and asked.

"I'm drunk, I can't drink, I have to show off!" Shen Fei replied unhappily, then took out a box of He Tianxia, ​​and took one by himself.

see,

The security guard immediately took out the lighter, and respectfully helped Shen Fei light it.

"Thanks,"

Shen Fei took a sip, and then directly stuffed the remaining half of the box into the hands of the security guard, "Brother, don't be disgusted, brother, go upstairs first~~"

"Ah, this is so embarrassing, Mr. Shen, do you need my help to carry it?" The security guard chased after him enthusiastically.

"No, it's only a few dozen catties, it's not heavy!"

Shen Fei waved his hand.

"Okay, then go slowly, call if you need it!" The security guard saluted, waved, and watched Shen Fei leave.

Just now, he has already recognized the girl on Shen Fei's shoulder, that is the big anchor who lives on the [-]th floor of Building B; and he has also seen her strolling in the community with Shen Fei on weekdays.

Therefore,
Naturally, he didn't take it seriously and let it go directly.

into the elevator,

Shen Fei originally pressed the 20th floor where he lived,

But after thinking about it last time, that woman, Sister Zhou, vomited all over him, and it took him several days to get rid of the smell.

Shen Fei gave up the idea of ​​bringing this girl back to his home,
Press the 15th floor directly.

Who knows if Gedihu, the king of heaven, will vomit later like the dumb bride.

It's better to be on guard.

After a while,

The elevator reaches the fifteenth floor,
Shen Fei continued to carry the dead pig,
I put it down when I came to Feng Timo's door,

Grabbing her fingers, I tried to unlock with my right thumb,

Kacha~~
the door opens,

Shen Fei showed joy.

That's it,

Shen Fei didn't carry Feng Timo on his shoulders anymore, but carried the girl's waistband with one hand, and carried it directly into her house, turned on the lights all the way, and went straight to the bedroom.

The pink room, the faint scent of jasmine,
Let Shen Fei wake up a little bit,
He casually threw Feng Timo onto the bed, "Let's go~~"

Feng Timo lay sprawled on the bed, Shen Fei clapped his hands, and boasted: "The accuracy is pretty good!"

At least not throwing people on the floor,

Instead, it was just thrown on the bed.

Turn on the air conditioner, adjust the cooling to 26 degrees, Shen Fei grabbed a cool summer quilt next to the bed, and wanted to cover this girl up,

But I saw this girl's loose straight-leg pants...it was wet.

"Uh?!! Pee?"

Shen Fei was surprised for a moment, then leaned over in a daze, stretched out his hand to touch it, and subconsciously put it on the tip of his nose to smell it. (Don't misinterpret it too much, this is completely subconscious behavior, the protagonist is not a pervert!)

"Huh~~, wow!"

Shen Fei swears, he really wants to take a knife and chop off his fingers.

Nima,

Such a thing happened.

vomit~~~
Originally, I wanted to just ignore it and just turn my face away and go home to sleep.

But think about it,

It's disgusting, Shen Fei really can't afford to pass this test in his heart,
Then,
Picking up Feng Timo with one hand, she walked towards the bathroom.

After a while,

Shen Fei, who was dizzy, turned on the video recording mode of his mobile phone, "Look clearly, you didn't hold back, so you opened the gate to release the water..."

Thinking about it, the two drank some wine when they attended the party before.

At the night stall, the two drank another two dozen beers, a total of 24 bottles. Halfway through, when Shen Fei made a phone call, he resolved the internal emergency in advance; but this girl Feng Timo has persisted until now.

Now I am unconscious after drinking, and the sphincter is relaxed. The so-called overflowing water is just a matter of course~~
The next scene,
Sister Zhou is familiar with this scene,
The author does not describe in detail.

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this night,
Shen Fei didn't leave.

There is no way, leaving a drunk and unconscious person alone at home is indeed a very dangerous thing.

Every year, there are not a few people who are choked to death by their own vomit, or blocked the airway; or die of sudden illness.

Then, the family members of the deceased will hold everyone at the wine table accountable.

Especially the person who persuaded him to drink would have to lose a lot of money.

Then,
Shen Fei made do with the sofa all night, Feng Timo's bedroom door was kept open, in case something happened or any movement happened, Shen Fei could guarantee to receive the signal at the first time and rescue in time.

Fortunately,

Both saw the sun the next day.

To be exact, it was Feng Timo who woke up thirsty at 07:30, his stomach was on fire, he felt very uncomfortable, and his throat was very dry, so he woke up...

After waking up,

Consciousness is still in the fuzzy stage,
Just walking towards the living room with nothing on to find some water to drink.

Because she herself sleeps on weekdays, she also likes this kind of nudity, and since she is the only one at home, she naturally doesn't need to worry so much...

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(End of this chapter)