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Chapter 260 There is our uncle's show, there is absolutely no shortage of jokes!
Chapter 261 has our emperor's uncle's show, there is absolutely no shortage of jokes! (ask for subscription, reward)
"Student Zhou Zhennan gave me the feeling that I have made great progress in this week!"

Old Xue said, "He is...you know, you know, he is very, very hardworking, very, very hard..."

"Because he knows a lot more things than other players. However, if he wants to show all these things on the stage, I mean show it perfectly, then..."

"He needs to put in more effort than others!!"

"And this time, the graininess of the song he sang is obviously much stronger than last time. This is what I admire about him!"

"The only downside: your legs are a little short."

Everyone laughed immediately, and Zhou Zhennan was also amused by Lao Xue's words.

"Just kidding, just kidding, Zhou Zhou, don't tell me, I want to remind you, next time you are hugged by a dancer and stretch your legs, I think you don't have to do that..., kicking, you can't show it Your legs are long, compared with Boss Yang, it is far behind, hahaha~~"

Yang Mi rolled her eyes coquettishly at Old Xue,

He raised his hand as if to hit someone, "Hey, old Xue, don't get me involved~"

"Let's get down to business, let's get down to business, Zhou Zhennan, based on your performance this time, I will give you a promotion! Advance directly!"

Lao Xue finally cast his promotion card.

Zhou Zhennan bent down to thank: "Thank you teacher, thank you teacher~"

"Based on the evaluations of the four star promotion officials, Zhou Zhennan won two promotions and two failures, so in the end...to be determined!"

Zhang Da held the microphone and said, "Student Zhou Zhennan is invited to enter the undecided area. Don't worry, you have entered the undecided area twice, and this time you will definitely be able to save the day and successfully advance."

"The next one to play is Mao Bianyi!"

Zhang Da looked towards the entrance of the stage, "It's not easy to ask Mao!"

The shy big boy Mao is not easy to play with a microphone,

Old Xue joked: "Don't be shy, it's over~~"

Mao was not easy to smile, and his body swayed a few times, making him even more shy.

Shen Fei also smiled and asked, "This time... is it still an original song?"

It could be seen that Shen Fei was looking forward to it very much.

Yang Mi is also full of curiosity, but Huahua still has a cool expression: Lao Tzu is the future of the Chinese music scene!Take it easy, it's normal.

The audience has cheered,

It can be seen that Xiao Mao's popularity is quite impressive.

The bullet screen on the Internet is even more direct:

[The 13th day when I like Xiaomao, I love "Sorrow" so much]

[I prefer "If One Day I Become Rich", down-to-earth! 】

[His songs are very grounded, aren't they?I guess he will win this time! 】

[I am also optimistic about Xiao Mao; if Xiao Mao can't win the championship, there must be something shady! 】

[Yes, there must be something shady! 】

[A talented boy with the same personality as my ex-boyfriend, I like it so much! 】

[Hey, Miss upstairs, since I like it so much, why did you become an "ex-boyfriend"? 】

[Too honest!So it's divided~]

[What kind of logic is this, because you are too honest, so you broke up? ! ! 】

on site,

Hearing Shen Fei's question,
Xiao Mao picked up the microphone, pushed the frame of the glasses, and replied with a serious expression: "Yes, Mr. Shen, it is indeed my third original song."

"Okay! Looking forward to your performance!" Shen Fei made an inviting gesture.

Zhang Da also started to leave the stage,
Mao Buyi nodded to the accompaniment musicians on both sides,
then,

the lights dimmed,

A beam of white sun shone on him, and the protagonist appeared:

the music plays,

The old Xue at the scene suddenly widened his eyes: "It's a very cheerful rhythm~~"

"Very good!" Yang Mi nodded.

It was just the prelude music, Shen Fei already knew what song Xiao Mao was going to sing.

then,

Xiaomao's unique voice sounded:
"Walking in the streets and buildings, the heart is horses and hunting grounds"

"The greatest fragility and confusion, but that's it"

"Beyond the sky, there is the sky and impermanence. There are mountains and other places outside the mountains. If you stumble, you should go back to the old place..."

……

When the song hits,
Almost everyone at the scene was attracted, the classic Mao's song, that's what it tastes like.

The lyrics are still very simple lyrics,
ordinary,
without any fancy words;
The tone is more cheerful, coupled with his unique voice singing,
Immediately, it gives people a different feeling:

When you were a [man], you used to feel that you couldn't get over it, and used alcohol to relieve your worries. Now you only realize in middle age that all your troubles are nothing but mediocrity.

When you were a [boy], just like a young man with a big education, you carried your bags and wandered alone, but when people were most confused, it was a period of time when you opened your mouth.

The world is too big, and we are too small, so many people are willing to be feathers, floating in this world; life is too long, ideals are too small, so some people are willing to rush, let a heart grow gradually.

Wandering does not mean that life has no place to rest, but that faith matures only when it is painful. Maybe you know loneliness is hard to prevent when you are in a foreign land, but you know why you have to experience it best.

So, there is growing up.

You don't know love when you are young, but you are not young if you know love!
This song touches people very deeply, especially Shen Fei, a man of two lives, was deeply moved; or it touched a certain string in his heart:

This reminded him of his previous life of carrying a guitar on his back and drifting north.
This reminded him of the singing under the bridge,
It reminded him of all kinds of people passing by,
It reminded him of everything...

Yang Mi's eyes were flushed with emotion, and she frequently wiped the corners of her eyes with a tissue: She also worked hard alone, and along the way, only she knew the bitterness and suffering~~
Huahua leaned on the seat, still with a cool expression, as if everything in front of her had nothing to do with her.

Old Xue shook his head from time to time, following the melody of the song, immersed in Xiaomao's unique voice...

The climax is even more exciting:
"When all the love I want, say, and want are crowded in my heart; the suitcase can't fit the distance I want to go; what I owe here and there is a kind of compliment; when the wind blows and the grass looks melancholy, Look up, at least there is still light!"

"Swallow your troubles, admit it, forget it, and don't tell others; who hasn't lived up to a few expensive times; if a boy laughs, cries, and gets tired, he says he's going to wander; leave the appearance of an adult, and watch the years draw to a close , there will always be someone who will be your far away..."

After listening to the first district,
Shen Fei had goosebumps all over his body,

I even wanted to go on stage,

Put your arms around this guy's neck,

Solemnly ask: "Are you a reborn?"

It's unbelievable that such a young guy can write such artistic words.

Yang Mi had already cried into tears, and frequently murmured in a low voice: "It's so good to listen to, it's so touching, this song is an inspiring song..."

The audience also had mixed feelings in their hearts and was deeply touched by this song.

Live audience:
【Oops, I'm a man in his 30s who's crying so hard~~】

[This is another singer I like after Uncle Huang!Xiaomao, I am your loyal fan now! 】

[It really sounds good, and it really makes people feel:]

[I really like the lyrics of this song, especially the phrase "who hasn't lived up to a few expensive times"!super love~~]

[The last sentence is also very magical, "There will always be someone who will be your distance", if others become your distance, why don't you become someone else's distance? 】

[Xiao Mao's level of writing lyrics is really top! This kind of talent doesn't belong to our uncle at all! ! 】

[Uncle Huang, I'm sorry, I'm bothered, and I fell in love with someone else again, but I will still love you! 】

Bang Sixteen in front of the screen: "Xiao Mao is so talented~"

Sister Zhou: "Oh, mom, there is a new star rising in the music world!"

Dai Xiaomei: "His lyrics can always touch people deeply, woo woo woo~~~"

Feng Timo: "Why are they all so talented, why can't I be as talented as them?!! Woooooooo..."

apartment,

bed,

Zhang Qian rubbed her red eyes, "Annie, I have moved on, I don't like your dog man anymore, I like Xiaomao!"

"Oh oh oh, don't cry, don't cry, my brother Shen Fei, it's enough for me to like it alone, don't worry and boldly pursue your happiness!" Annie patted Zhang Qian's shoulder to comfort him.

"Hahaha, it seems like the uncle likes you, can we not put gold on our face, haha~~" Qian Qiong hit him unceremoniously.

"I didn't say that I like it, I said I like his talent, can you not misinterpret it?" Zhang Qian gave Qian Qiong a brainstorm.

The three women were making a fuss.

After a song is sung,
The eyes of all the contestants on the scene were red.

Zhang Da held the microphone, rubbing his eyes vigorously with the other hand: "I'm so moved that I cried, really, really, this song is so touching..."

come on,

No matter what song, no matter what others do,
Zhang Da is always "too touching" and "moved to tears"~~
As for the amount of moving, I am afraid that only he himself knows.

"Thank you Xiaomao for bringing this original song, what's its name?" Zhang Dada asked.

"Urban Wrangler!"

Xiaomao responded.

"A good name, a good name, a horse herder in the city; this reminds me of a bustling metropolis, where everyone is a horse shepherd wandering alone with bags on their backs! It's too vivid, really, so vivid!"

Old Xue immediately stood up and shouted excitedly.

"Quiet, quiet, everyone, please be quiet!"

Zhang laughed loudly, "Next, I would like to ask the star tweeters to comment on Xiaomao's "Urban Wrangler". Old Xue, let's start with you~~"

Old Xue is also welcome,

Just pick up the microphone,

The whole person stood up with an extremely excited expression: "Xiao Mao, you have never let me down, and this time is still the same! Really, this song is too good, no matter in terms of lyrics, composition, or the way you sang it. Kind of... that kind of burst of emotion, really, really, it made me goosebumps all over~~"

"Oh mom, I really want to kneel!"

"I dare say that if this song is placed on the list, it must be in the top five!!"

"No, no, it's dominance, it must be dominance!!"

"Must advance, this must advance!"

Old Xue has already picked up the promotion sign, "I said, you must advance! Who dares not give you a promotion, I, I will go to his house to block the door!!"

It can be seen,
Lao Xue is really excited, he really likes Xiaomao and Cai very much!
then,

Zhang Da made an invitation gesture to Yang Mi, "Ladies first, please ask Teacher Yang Mi to comment!"

"Then, I'll come first? Teacher Shen and Teacher Huahua are the finale and finale." Yang Mi was still pretty good at talking, and she immediately got up with a smile, "I don't know songs. Really, my professional knowledge is definitely not as good as yours."

"No, no, you know songs. The song "The Nutrients of Love" is quite famous, and basically everyone can sing it!" Shen Fei answered with a smile.

The audience immediately burst out laughing,
The audience in the live broadcast room is even more frantic barrage:
【Hahaha, as soon as Uncle Huang opened his mouth, I knew I was going to start laughing. Sure enough, Uncle Huang never let us down~~】

[God, "The Nutrients of Love", a good name, you must have a good name, worthy of being an uncle, a diamond-level famous saying! 】

[Hahaha, Uncle Huang, do you want to laugh at me to inherit my money? 】

[Nimma, big honey is about to collapse~~]

【Haha, the whole job has to be our uncle! 】

then,

Shen Fei added another sentence: "The artistic content of your song is much higher than that of Xiao Mao's song, and your singing skills and emotions are also very good, and you even vibrato!"

come on,

This supplement,

It even pushed Yang Mi to the cusp of the storm,
The audience laughed even louder.

Live audience:
[Hahaha, vibrato?What the hell, that's Da Mimi's limited singing skills, she can't sing such a high note at all, that's not vibrato, it's a broken note! 】

【Uncle Huang is really a talent, the nourishment of love, and the vibrato, haha~~】

in front of the screen,
Bang Sixteen: "Uncle Huang is so hurt~"

Dai Xiaomei: "Too old six, giggling~~"

Sister Zhou: "Damn it, I knew this guy was going to work hard, and he didn't disappoint me! Hahaha~~~"

apartment, bed,
Zhang Qian's stomach hurts from laughing: "Nimma, Annie, is your dog man trying to laugh at me to death? Hahaha, if I die from laughing, Annie, you must send me some money during the holidays~~ "

"Haha, your dog man's mouth is really bad!" Qian Qiong couldn't help it anymore.

……

on site,

Yang Mi has lost her temper,

Straight out of the seat,

rushed towards Shen Fei,
Strangling Shen Fei's neck with both hands, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

"Boss Yang, come on, Boss Yang is working hard, do you want to help me?" Old Xue coaxed from the side, "Pinch hard, I can't wait to eat!!"

The atmosphere of the show exploded instantly,

The crowd burst into laughter,

The audience shouted: "This is the most interesting entertainment program I have ever seen, full of jokes~~~"

"There are Uncle Huang and Lao Xue in the show, so there are no jokes."

of course,

Yang Mi didn't really pinch Shen Fei with all her strength,
Just messing around.

After a while,

Yang Mi's hair is disheveled,

After stroking, I regained the style of intellectual Yujie,
back to the seat,

Picking up the microphone: "I don't understand music, so I'll leave it to the three star pushers to comment on your singing skills and skills. I'll just talk about your stage performance and my feelings when I heard this song." touch!"

"In all fairness, the lyrics of this song... moved me a lot!"

"I was moved to tears~~"

Shen Fei: "Is it more touching than the nourishment of love to the point where people can't stop crying?!"

"Hey, hey, believe it or not, I killed you!!"

Yang Mi glared at Shen Fei coquettishly,

It was as if he was about to throw the microphone over and hit Shen Fei.

Shen Fei made a gesture to dodge,

Old Xue booed: "Smash it, you must smash it, if Boss Yang dares to smash it, I will treat you to supper tonight!"

"No, no, no, he was injured, and no one gave me money!" Yang Mi shook her head and refused, and continued to comment, "Xiao Mao, your stage condition is much better than the last two times, the typhoon...is very stable, This is very commendable!"

"It's still the same sentence. Although I don't know music theory, I know how to listen to songs!"

"I really like your song, really!"

"So, I give... a promotion!"

Yang Miyu held up the promotion sign,

Mao Buyi immediately bowed to thank him.

"Next, Teacher Huahua will comment!" Zhang smiled and looked at Hua Chenyu, "Teacher Huahua please~~"

Huahua picked up the microphone,

With a gloomy expression, as if he hadn't woken up,
I didn't even look at Xiaomao on the stage,
Already started his cool review performance:  …

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(End of this chapter)