Entertaining Tomb Raider: Play Porky Bottle, Teammate Yang Mi

And as he slowly opened his eyes.

He saw eight expressionless faces staring at him.

Especially when looking up from his angle.

It feels even more terrifying.

"Ahhh!"

Chen Sanjiang's scream echoed in the woods for a long time.

After a moment, the sound disappeared.

The whole forest fell silent again.

Wu Jing looked at Chen Sanjiang, then raised his head to look at Su Mu.

"He seems to have fainted again?"

Su Mu nodded: "Yeah."

"This is too scary. He fainted immediately. It's really boring." The four-character brother complained.

"That's right. They haven't persisted as long as his two younger brothers. I don't know how he became the boss." Zhao Jinmai also started to complain.

The audience in the live broadcast room laughed like crazy when they heard their conversation.

"Hahaha, do you guys want to see how scary you are right now? And you still think I can't help but be scared?"

"You are all living devils, but I like it."

"Hahaha, sister Jin Mai, what kind of logic is this? Whether you can be the boss is measured by whether you can stop or scare people, right?"

"Wait a minute, let me feel sorry for Chen Sanjiang for 0.1 second, then you can continue to scare them."

"Hahaha, the person above, 0.1 second is not bad, you are too precise."

"Of course I do. Time is life. My time is very precious. I cannot waste even a tenth of a second on Chen Sanjiang."

"That's right, well done! Such people don't deserve any sympathy at all."

"Hahaha, it's time for the King of Hell to call. These guys really are the living King of Hell!"

"If I put myself in his shoes, I would probably faint from fright the first moment I opened my eyes."

"Chen Sanjiang, you are a good enjoyer, right? You don't need to be scared if you faint, right? Hurry up and pour cold water on him to wake me up. Don't let him get away with it so easily!"

"Why are you pouring cold water on him? It's a waste of water resources. Just slap him in the face to wake him up."

"No, it will hurt their hands if they are slapped. Let's think of another way."

"Hahaha, I finally discovered that the real living devil is not Su Mu and the others, but you fans."

"Chen Sanjiang: I am so lucky to have you."

"Chen Sanjiang: I'm scared now, let me go! Hahahaha!"

……

However, it must be said that these fans are still in sync with Su Mu and the others.

At this moment, what they did was exactly what the fans had guessed.

Everyone felt that it was not enough and prepared to wake Chen Sanjiang up and scare him again.

"Tell Chen Sanjiang that the posture is wrong, get up and go back to sleep." The four-character brother rubbed his hands and said.

"What are you going to do?" Wu Jing asked.

"How to do it? Do you even need to ask? Just slap him in the face!"

"I have wanted to do this for a long time. Now the opportunity is right in front of me, how can I miss it?" said the four-character brother excitedly.

As he spoke, he turned his wrist.

It was already ready to go, and in the next second the palm would make intimate contact with Chen Sanjiang's face.

"Wait a moment." Wu Jing stopped him.

"What? You want to snatch it from me?"

"I'm telling you, that won't work. This job is destined to be mine today." The four-character brother became alert. Seeing his "food-protecting" look, Wu Jing was speechless.

"What good thing is this? I want to snatch it from you."

"I just want to kindly remind you that forces are mutual."

"Yes, I know! What do you mean? Do you think I have never been to school and don't know that the action of force is mutual?" The four-character brother asked back dissatisfiedly.

Wu Jing stared at his brother for a long time, and finally sighed helplessly.

"I don't think it will make any difference whether you go to school or not. You are just a loophole in the nine-year compulsory education."

"Hey, what do you mean? Why are you starting with personal attacks?" The four-character brother said dissatisfiedly.

"Okay, okay, stop talking, you two. You'll start quarreling again." Liu Tianxian came out to stop them.

"Four words, what Brother Jing meant is that the action of force is mutual, so if you slap Chen Sanjiang's big mouth with your hand, your hand will also hurt."

"If it doesn't hurt, then go ahead."

After hearing this, the four-character brother finally reacted.

"Ah! So that's what you mean!"

"Then just tell me straight. You have to play dumb with me. What's this about mutual or no mutual? Really!"

Wu Jing: "..."

I'm reminding you unnecessarily. It would be better if you were in so much pain that you die.

"What should I do? Let me find a tool."

"It's really not worth it to hurt my palm because of someone like him." The four-character brother began to look around.

"Hurry up, otherwise Chen Sanjiang will wake up on his own, you will lose a great opportunity!" Lu Han yawned and reminded.

The audience in the live broadcast room were laughing like crazy at this moment.

"Hahaha, I can't take it anymore, this part is too funny, I really can't stand it anymore."

"Hahaha, there are so many funny elements in this scene, it's unbearable for anyone. I'm about to get my abdominal muscles hurt from laughing."

"Do you guys have to have so much fun? I really... Brother Si Zi and Brother Jing are simply bickering lovers. This conversation is so ridiculous and hilarious!"

"Chen Sanjiang, ah Chen Sanjiang, just tell me why you insisted on provoking them. Now you have become their toy!"

"Hahaha, I want to wake him up by patting him but I'm afraid he'll wake up on his own. What a joke from hell, hahaha."

"Really? Even the King of Hell is not as powerful as you guys. I'm convinced!"

"I understand. No matter what happens, don't offend them in the future. Otherwise, you will be punished!"

……

The four-character brother thought about it, slapped his forehead, and came up with an idea.

"I know, I have this!"

As he spoke, he took off one of his shoes.

"Hey, hey, hey, we're all family, don't do this."

“Why are biological weapons involved?” Lu Han waved his hands hurriedly and covered his nose in an exaggerated manner.

"Don't talk nonsense, my feet don't stink, okay?" The four-character brother argued unconvinced.

"Come on, we've been walking for a long time, how can your feet not stink?"

"Put it on quickly." Lu Han continued.

The little brother was so angry that he held his shoes close to Lu Han's nose and asked him to smell it.

Su Mu reached out and stopped this farce.

"Okay, if you keep making such a fuss, Chen Sanjiang will really wake up."

"Get down to business."

The four-character brother gave up reluctantly. (End of this chapter)