Entertaining Tomb Raider: Play Porky Bottle, Teammate Yang Mi

Chapter 467

At this moment, Xu Laosan's thoughts started to change again.

In his opinion, what was inside the coffin was just a corpse that had been there for who knows how many years.

It has already turned into bones, so what danger can there be?

For people like him, there are only two types of things in the coffin: valuable and worthless.

There is no such thing as danger or danger.

He has always believed in a philosophy, which is to starve the bold to death and starve the timid to death.

If you want to beg for food from the dead, you can't think too much.

It's just a white skeleton, it's been dead for so long, what kind of waves can it make out of it?

The reason why Su Mu said this was to be alarmist.

He probably wanted to scare them so that he could eat the contents of the coffin for himself!

Thinking of this, Xu Laosan's expression became a little fierce, and his eyes became very sinister.

However, his tone remained polite.

"Brother Su Mu, I'm timid, don't scare me!"

"And I am also very curious. Now that I have seen this coffin, it is impossible for me not to open it!"

After saying this, he waved his hand directly regardless of Su Mu's reaction.

He motioned to his men to open the coffin.

Seeing this scene, Wu Jing was very unconvinced.

While marveling at the speed of Xu Laosan's face change, he also sneered at his personality.

The person who was respectful to Su Mu just now turned his back and refused to acknowledge anyone else.

You know, Su Mu just saved their lives!

If it weren't for Su Mu, they might all have died at the claws of the lynx.

Moreover, if it hadn't been for Su Mu, they wouldn't have been able to pull the coffin up so smoothly.

Wu Jing is a straight person and will say whatever he wants.

"What's going on with you, you..."

As soon as he took a step forward, he was stopped by Su Mu.

She shook her head at him, signaling him not to say more.

Then, Su Mu himself took a step back, holding his shoulders with his hands, as if he was ready to watch the show.

Xu Laosan's men were obedient to his orders. At this moment, someone had already stepped forward to open the coffin.

I don’t know if these people are afraid of him or because they are stupid.

Xu Laosan, with a fake smile on his face, turned to look at Su Mu and Wu Jing and said.

"Guys, don't mind!"

"I, Mr. Xu, am a rough guy. I always do whatever comes to my mind. I have absolutely no intention of targeting any of you!"

"Brother Su Mu, don't worry. No matter what is found after the coffin is opened, I will still give you [-]% of it as promised!"

Facing Xu Laosan's hypocritical expression, Su Mu sneered and then said.

"No need, Boss Xu. I'm afraid I won't be able to tolerate the contents here. You'd better keep it for yourself!"

When Xu Laosan heard this, his expression paused.

But he didn't pay too much attention to it, so he turned to pay attention to the situation on the coffin.

At this moment, Wu Jingcai whispered in Su Mu's ear.

"What the hell! This guy hasn't even left yet, but he forced the tea to cool down?"

"Crossing the river, demolishing the bridge, unloading the mill and killing the donkey, isn't that right?"

"Who is the donkey?" Su Mu asked.

His focus is also very strange.

Wu Jing was taken aback.

"I, I didn't mean that. Isn't this just a metaphor?" "No, you really aren't angry! How can you be so calm!"

Su Mu spread his hands.

"What's there to be angry about? I've seen people like Xu Laosan clearly for a long time. Can we really expect him to be grateful to us?"

"Moreover, I have fulfilled my obligation to inform, but they are the ones who insist on doing it themselves!"

"If this has any consequences, it has nothing to do with me!"

Seeing Su Mu's attitude of watching the show, Wu Jing seemed to understand something.

My mind immediately relaxed.

It seems that Xu Laosan wants to dig his own hole and jump out of it!
……

"This Xu Laosan is really not a human being. He dares to do this to us, Su Mu!"

"Haha, I'm not panicking at all. When I saw Su Mu looking so calm, I knew it wasn't that simple!"

"Haha, I'm already looking forward to it. I want to see how Xu Laosan will cry and beg Su Mu to save him!"

"No, brothers, what do you think is inside this coffin?"

"Upstairs, you're a new fan, right? Do you even need to ask? Since it's a coffin, what else could it be besides rice dumplings?"

"Should I go? Is it such a coincidence that they randomly stumble upon a coffin and a corpse is about to be found inside?"

"It can't be said to be a coincidence. It's mainly because of where Su Mu and the others appeared. The probability of this kind of thing happening is relatively high!"

"The truth is revealed upstairs. I feel like Su Mu and the others are particularly susceptible to this kind of thing due to their physique. Xu Laosan and the others can only say that they borrowed all of it along with them!"

"Tell me, does this coffin have anything to do with the three years that the blind fortune teller mentioned? It doesn't seem like there is any gold, silver or jewelry in it!"

"Who knows, the answer will be revealed soon!"

"This is the first time I'm so looking forward to seeing Zongzi appear! Hahaha!"

"Hahaha, I am the same. I was afraid before, but this time I am looking forward to it. All of this is thanks to Xu Laosan!"

"Let him see today what it means to not listen to Su Muyan, and you will suffer a lot in front of you!"

"I'm so surprised, brother. I subconsciously feel sorry for Su Mu. This pair of friends are so in love!"

……

Xu Laosan's men had now surrounded the coffin.

Although they are not professionals, they have done their homework.

The tools are also well prepared.

At this moment, everyone took out their tools and began to lift the coffin nails.

As a result, difficulties were encountered during operation.

"Boss, this coffin nail seems to be growing inside and it can't be removed at all!"

"Boss, I can't get rid of it no matter what I say!"

Seeing this situation, Xu Laosan said impatiently.

"Trash! I can't even break a nail!"

"Forget it! Just smash the lid of this coffin open for me. It's all broken anyway, so it's useless to keep it!"

Those subordinates only knew how to act recklessly, and now they all picked up hammers and wanted to smash the coffin lid.

"Idiot!" At this moment, Su Mu couldn't help but complain.

Following his "Idiot" sound, someone raised the hammer and dropped it heavily.

However, before the hammer landed on the coffin, there was only a bang from the coffin.

A pair of hands penetrated directly through the coffin lid and stretched out.

The hands were pale and pale, with long black nails.

Xu Laosan's people have never seen such a scene.

They were all frightened for a moment and ran around.

As a result, after running for two steps, their feet gave way and they all fell to the ground one after another, looking in the direction of the coffin in horror.

(End of this chapter)