Entertaining Tomb Raider: Play Porky Bottle, Teammate Yang Mi

"Lord Thunder King, a few of us are here from out of town, and we have no intention of disturbing you!"

"But I'm trapped in this place and I really can't find a way out!"

"Can you please make it easier and show us the way?"

"Of course, we also know that it is really impolite to ask for help with nothing!"

"I still have a few compressed biscuits in my backpack, but I feel like... you can't eat these!"

"How about this, wait until we get out safely, and then I'll make up for you!"

"I promise it's all your favorite food! Okay?"

Wu said in surprise, making the four-character brothers and the others laugh.

"No, Brother Jing, you've already asked for help, and yet you're still so picky!"

"You're not even willing to part with a compressed biscuit?" the four-character brother joked.

Wu Jing's closed eyes did not open, and he said angrily "Go!" in the direction of his four-character brother.

"People are worshiping gods, so don't make trouble!"

"I'm not stinging, this is a lack of supplies. If I can't go out for a few days, why don't I prepare more food?"

"Is it possible that I expect you to give it to me when the time comes?"

After saying this, Wu Jing turned his head again and continued to worship the God of Thunder.

"Lord Thunder King, don't mind, my brother is not very smart and is not sensible!"

"But there are some smart ones in our team!"

"Not only does he have a good mind, he also has good skills, even Nana!"

"As long as you let us out, we might be able to find a way to invite you out too, right?"

"Otherwise, it would be so boring to be in this shabby place in the dark! You can't even play mahjong, and people won't want to come!"

The more Wu Jing spoke, the more outrageous he became.

Su Mu also didn't expect that he would become Wu Jing's bargaining chip when he worshiped the gods.

But he didn't care about this.

At this moment, he had also walked to the iron figurines and inspected them.

What happened next, he decided to let nature take its course.

Just leave it to Wu Jing and the others.

Considering how unreliable Wu Jing was, Su Mu had confidence in him and could fulfill his expectations.

In the live broadcast room, the audience was also extremely amused by Wu Jing's remarks.

"Hahaha, Brother Jing, you are so funny no matter how you worship God!"

"Brother Jing, as expected of you, this part made me laugh so hard!"

"The same goes for me. Now I'm not scared at all. Looking at the statue of God Thunder King, I feel a little cute!"

"Thunder King God - after all these years of being a god, I have never been so speechless!"

"Thunder King God: Please God, who is this person? Kick him out and don't come back again!"

"The ones upstairs, I see that you love them. If you kick them out, wouldn't your wish come true?"

"No matter what, I think Brother Jing's sincerity is still acceptable. Lord Thunder King, why don't you fulfill his wish?"

"Hahaha, you can't even get your hands together to play mahjong. Brother Jing, what are you thinking in your head?"

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In the studio, Teacher He and the others were speechless at this moment.

"Brother Jing really overturned my previous impression of him. I didn't expect him to be so funny!" Teacher He said.

"I have to say, if Brother Jing's prayer to God really works this time, maybe everyone will follow this template in the future!" Bingbing boldly predicted.

"No, I simply can't imagine this scene!" Li Lian said.

Mr. Bei spread his hands.

"What's wrong? I think it's great!"

"Usually, the gods tend to use the same old rhetoric. If you say something new, you might get noticed!"

Teacher He was so amused that he couldn't stop laughing.

"Hahaha, Mr. Bei is right, then I will try the same thing next time!"

...In the cave, Wu Jing finally finished his thoughts.

At this moment, three sticks of incense were put into the incense burner.

I am still thinking in my heart whether this Thunder King God can manifest his spirit.

Just as he was thinking about it, no one at his feet paid attention.

I tripped over a protruding stone on the ground.

The whole person staggered and fell forward.

Subconsciously, his hands were waving randomly in the air.

Try to find a point where you can focus and prevent yourself from falling.

The table closest to him was naturally the table with the Buddha statue.

In desperation, Wu Jing grabbed the edge of the table and barely controlled his body.

However, when he waved his hand, he directly touched the incense burner on the table to the ground.

The three incense sticks that had just been lit fell to the ground and broke into several pieces.

The original incense ashes in the incense burner were also scattered all over the floor.

When the four-character brothers saw Wu Jing's condition, they all rushed over.

In the end, we still didn't make the trip and couldn't save the incense burner.

Wu Jing, who stood firm, only came back to his senses now.

Before he could even be thankful that he didn't fall, he saw...

The incense ashes were scattered all over the floor, and the incense burner fell to the ground.

"W-what's going on!"

"Lord Thunder King God, don't you want to fulfill my wish?"

On the side, the four-character brother tried his best to speak in a more relaxed tone.

"Okay, Brother Jing, it seems that Lord Thunder King doesn't accept free notes!"

"I'm telling you, don't be so picky, even if you give me a piece of compressed biscuit!"

Wu Jing was about to cry but had no tears at the moment.

"I didn't expect that Lord Thunder King could be so stingy!"

"The compressed biscuits are not a good thing. How can they be so delicious!"

"When I go back, I will definitely keep my promise and thank you with good food and drink!"

Seeing Wu Jing's annoyed look, the four-character brother rarely criticized him.

But comforted.

"The main thing is, Lord Thunder God may have never eaten compressed biscuits before, so he doesn't know what they taste like, so he is curious!"

"After all, I think that in the past, no one would use compressed biscuits when making offerings!"

The four-character brother is a word that awakens the dreamer.

Wu Jing suddenly understood and slapped his forehead.

"Yes, yes! Why didn't you tell me this earlier!"

"What a delay!"

The four-character brother thought to himself, I already told you that you can listen!

And just as he was thinking about it, Wu Jing was already squatting in front of the incense burner, collecting the ashes.

While cleaning up, he was still mumbling.

"Lord Thunder King God, I understand what you mean!"

"It was my fault just now!"

"In this case, if you give me another chance, I will risk my compressed biscuits!"

"I agree that I won't have anything to eat in the next few days and I will be hungry. I will also dedicate this compressed biscuit to you!"

"Look, I'm sincere enough!"

Faced with Wu Jing's thoughts, the four-character brother looked helpless.

I feel like Brother Jing is in a daze! (End of chapter)