Entertaining Tomb Raider: Play Porky Bottle, Teammate Yang Mi
Chapter 852: Two idiots, noobs pecking each other
Seeing this scene, the two of them couldn't help feeling sick.
However, because Su Mu had just warned him, he could only hold back reluctantly.
Otherwise, if Su Mu is really angry, the two of them will not be able to withstand his fist.
After a while, Su Mu finally cleaned all the hair out of Lu Han's body.
Looking at him, his breathing became much easier.
It should be nothing serious.
After a while, Yuyou woke up.
Lu Han realized what happened before he passed out, and sat up in panic.
Looking around nervously.
After seeing Su Mu, his expression instantly relaxed.
"You don't know..."
"Lu Han, be considerate, we are all sad when something like this happens."
He was so scared that he screamed and stepped back.
"That's great, Su Mu, we will be saved when you come."
"Hey, hey, Su Mu just said that vomiting is not allowed here because it will affect the air environment." Wu Jing hurriedly stopped him.
After saying that, he started retching like crazy.
As a result, after hearing this last sentence, his eyes widened in horror again.
Wu Jing looked like a close big brother and went over to pat Lu Han on the shoulder.
"But at least your life has been saved. The best thing in the world is to live alive."
"Lu Han, don't worry, that forbidden woman has been killed by Su Mu."
A look of disgust.
"This hair was all taken out of your mouth by Su Mu just now!"
"W-what are you talking about? This hair came from my mouth... vomited!"
Wu Jing and his four-character brother glanced at each other and immediately laughed.
As Lu Han was talking, he turned his eyes and saw the hair at Su Mu's feet.
"Hair! There's still hair there!"
He just looked pale and glanced at the hair on the ground.
"We are safe now."
Fortunately, Lu Han only retched a few times and didn't really vomit anything.
Originally, Lu Han felt relieved after hearing the first two sentences.
When he thought that that thing had entered his mouth, he felt that his whole body was unclean.
"Don't worry, we won't dislike you in the future. Just treat it as if you were bitten by a dog."
Lu Han looked at Wu Jing, who gave him a big smile.
"Brother Jing, thank you for comforting me, but why do I always feel that these words sound a bit awkward!"
Lu Han was frowning and thinking, but suddenly felt a sharp pain in his chest.
Because I had just woken up, my senses were still numb.
And my attention was always on the forbidden woman, so I didn't notice it.
Now I know that I am safe, and my body's senses are gradually recovering.
I just felt chest pain.
"No, why does my chest hurt so much?"
"It felt, it felt like someone had punched me hard."
"Did that forbidden woman just hit me?"
Lu Han blinked his big sincere eyes, looked at Wu Jing and asked.
Wu Jing looked embarrassed and gave a dry laugh.
He turned around and looked at his four-character brother.
The two exchanged glances, and both felt that it was better not to let Lu Han know about this kind of thing. "Haha, that's right. Forbidden women are really not particular about it."
"I must have beaten you while you were unconscious. It's okay. It's already dead anyway. Su Mu can be considered as avenging you, haha!" Wu Jing scratched his head.
Lu Han listened and nodded helplessly.
What else could he do? He could only think that he was unlucky.
Besides, after what happened just now, he managed to escape death.
Since your life is saved, there is no need to worry so much anymore.
That's how I felt. Why was Brother Jing acting weird when he was talking to me just now.
I have never seen him smile so flatteringly!
On the side, Su Mu, who saw everything in his eyes, understood something instantly.
Looking at Wu Jing, he smiled evilly.
"Okay, let's go, I'll put Yang Mi and the others in front."
"The situation here is complicated. If they are left alone for too long, something might happen. Let's go and join them!"
Su Mu said, leading them to continue walking forward.
……
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, Brother Jing, you really lie without blushing. The pain in Lu Han's chest is obviously caused by you!"
"Hahaha, Brother Jing's awkward and nervous look is so funny. He looks like he is guilty of committing a crime!"
"Lu Han is still too naive. He actually believes in Wu Jing so much without any doubts at all!"
"That's right, if there are just a few more cold-hearted people on this road, Brother Jing won't be able to hide it. It's a pity that the two iron hanhans will meet each other, and they can only be novices pecking each other. ah!"
"Brother Lu Han, don't be afraid. I have recorded the entire episode and sent you a private message. You will know the truth when you come back from the undersea tomb!"
"Hahaha, there's a guy coming upstairs to watch the excitement. It's not too big of a deal, but I like it. Please make sure Lu Han starts a live broadcast when the time comes. I want to see how Brother Jing apologizes!"
"My brother Lu Han is so pitiful. It doesn't matter if he is bullied by the forbidden mother-in-law, but he is also hurt by his own people at the critical moment!"
"Haha, it's just a joke. Everyone knows that Brother Jing had good intentions at the time, so how can we really blame him!"
"But having said that, Lu Han's body looks thin and he's actually pretty good. He actually withstood Brother Jing's punch without breaking any bones!"
……
Su Mu and the others soon joined Yang Mi and the others.
"Su Mu, great, you are all fine."
"What happened?" After Yang Mi saw them, she came over anxiously and asked.
So Su Mu roughly told them what happened.
Several people were frightened after hearing it.
It turns out that such a thrilling thing happened before, and they didn't know anything about it.
But fortunately there is only one forbidden woman, otherwise they would be in danger here.
"Brother Su Mu, let's get out of here quickly."
"It's so scary here, I don't want to stay any longer!" Reba said in fear.
"Okay, let's continue. It won't take long before we can crawl out!" Su Mu nodded.
But despite saying this, Su Mu felt in her heart that things were far from that simple.
Maybe, another "old friend" is already waiting for them.
After they crawled in the passage for a while, Su Mu in front stopped again.
"There is no road ahead." Su Mu said.
When everyone took a look, sure enough, the passage ahead had reached the end.
On top of their heads, there were several bluestone slabs.
Su Mu stood up at this moment and was looking at the bluestone slab.
"This slate is movable, we can go out."
With that said, Su Mu pushed it up hard.
Sure enough, the stone slab moved a few times, and bursts of light shone in through the gaps. (End of chapter)
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