Entertaining Tomb Raider: Play Porky Bottle, Teammate Yang Mi

"After the rest of us go out, we will burn incense and pray for you."

"I wish you a good pregnancy in your next life and no more tails!"

The four-character brother kept muttering to the corpse.

Wu Jing thought his behavior was a little funny, but he didn't stop him.

After all, at this time, it’s time to speculate in a hurry.

As the saying goes, it is not strange to be polite to many people.

It never hurts to be polite.

Su Mu listened to the words of his four-character brother below and just smiled and shook his head.

He didn't say much.

……

"Oh my god, what the hell is this? How can it still have a tail!"

"Scared the baby to death. Is this man a primitive man?"

"I haven't heard of primitive people having long tails. Are they not fully evolved? Or are they born with deformities?"

"Hahaha, why is my four-character brother so cute? Why didn't I realize that he has this side before?"

"Four words, look at what you said, will people be happy to hear it? Senior...can't you give people a nicer name?"

"Who knows, my family, I was so scared that I was trembling here, but my four-character brother just said "Tail Senior" and made me laugh!"

"Maybe I wasn't angry at first, but I got angry after what you said. What if I don't help you?"

"The four-character brother is getting more and more funny. Just now, he actually wanted Brother Jing to lift the explosive bag. I just want to ask you, is he serious about your suggestion?"

……

"Okay, come down as soon as it's fixed." Su Mu raised his head and greeted, "It doesn't matter if he is a human or a demon, once the bomb detonates, this thing will be blown to pieces."

"I can't be a monster even if I want to!"

This was true, and several people felt a little more at ease after hearing it.

When Wu Jing looked at the corpse, he always felt strange in his heart.

But he couldn't tell where exactly it was to blame.

Now that Su Mu said this, he immediately stopped thinking about it.

That's right, as soon as the dynamite explodes, this thing will cease to exist.

There is no need to be so afraid of him.

Several people tied the mummy to the pillar indiscriminately.

Then he hurried down.

Everything is ready on Su Mu's side.

He took everyone to hide behind the mirror.

He looked at the time.

"It's less than ten minutes until low tide."

"I will detonate the bomb when the time is up, when the water level is at its lowest."

"The impact on the tomb and on us will be minimal."

Everyone nodded.

"Phew, I can finally get out!"

"To be honest, I always feel that the undersea tomb is full of gloom and is very weird."

"It feels weird to stay in here, and I feel very depressed."

"When I think about being able to get out of this place soon, my breathing becomes easier!" Lu Han took a deep breath and said.

"Hey, hold your breath when you breathe. There isn't much oxygen here."

"What if the explosion doesn't go smoothly and we can't get out? If you take one extra breath, we will die a second earlier!" Wu Jing reminded.

"Ah, bah, bah, brother Jing, can you say something auspicious?"

"Why can't we get out? After working so hard for a long time, we finally see some hope. Please don't cause trouble for us!" Lu Han retorted.

But Wu Jing snorted with some disdain. "This is called preparing for the worst, and everything is prepared for eventuality."

"If this matter doesn't come to the last second, there will be many chances of accidents happening."

"For example, what if this explosive fails..."

"What should I do if the sea doesn't recede at this time today?"

"Also, what if the mummy grows legs and runs away on its own!"

Wu Jing seemed to be in high spirits, trying to prove that his worries were correct.

The possibilities for failure were listed one after another.

The four-character brother and Lu Han listened with despair on their faces and almost cried.

Yang Mi on the side saw the tense situation between the three of them, and smiled helplessly and shook her head.

"Okay, you guys, please stop making trouble."

"Brother Jing, I understand your worries, but it's better not to say these words at this time. It will be bad if it upsets everyone's minds."

"Sizi, Lu Han, don't worry, Brother Jing is just teasing you."

The four-character brother and Lu Han sighed, looked at Wu Jing with some disgust, and said.

"Next time, we won't come out with you at all, bad luck!"

"Hey, you two still dislike me. Without me, who else would have done the dirty work!"

"Can you two do it with your little energy?" Wu Jing said disdainfully.

……

"Come on, these three people are starting again, haha!"

"I can tell that these people will definitely quarrel whenever they have free time. We are all used to it!"

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, you are talking so much right now that you seem to dislike each other, but once one of them is in danger, aren't the other two more nervous than anyone else?"

"Hahaha, yes, yes, these three people are just talking about being upright, and they are just talking hard!"

"Have you agreed, then I want to see which of you will be absent next time!"

"The episode just now must be recorded as evidence. Let's see in the next issue whether what they said counts!"

"You are all fake fans, you're just trying to trick your idols, okay?"

"There's nothing you can do about it. Fans follow the real master. How can fans be so serious if their idols are not serious? Hahaha!"

……

As the three of them bickered, time passed quickly.

Su Mu kept staring at her watch. There was still one minute left until the tide ebbed.

He picked up the stool legs that had been removed from the bronze mirror.

This will be used as his weapon, and he will throw it out and hit the belly of the mummy.

thereby detonating the explosive.

At this moment, he picked it up and measured it to make sure everything was safe.

However, just when he raised his head and looked in the direction of the mummy.

Only to find that the place was empty!

"Fuck! Fuck, fuck..." The four-character brother also raised his head at this moment.

Looking at the empty pillars, I was so excited that I couldn't speak.

"What are you doing! Why do you kid say dirty words!" Wu Jing said in disgust.

"No, look, the mummy is gone!" the four-character brother said in horror.

After everyone heard this, they hurriedly looked over there.

Seeing this, everyone was dumbfounded!
The mummy is really missing!
"Brother Jing, you...you're just talking nonsense. Now, the mummy has really escaped!" Lu Han complained.

Wu Jing's mind was blank at this moment.

He just made a joke, how come it really came true!
At this moment, he wanted to slap himself hard!

There is nothing bad to say, but it must be such an unlucky thing! (End of chapter)